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[pastelaspirations]

YES. HOLY CRAPP, YEESSS. TWO PEAS IN A POD, WE ARE, I'M SCREAMING

Y e s. I agree so h a r d, man. Ink being socially awkward and having a hard time articulating his feelings because he lowkey views his feelings as meaningless and fake anyway = peak. IT GIVES SO MUCH ANGST POTENTIAL.

He wants to love Error so much, but he really believes he can't. He's soulless. If a soul is what creates the feeling of love, how can he truly feel it if he lacks the thing that is required to make it??

I'm also just. Holding my head. So many of my writings has Ink having difficulty saying "I love you" precisely because of this reason. I have literally had this headcanon for so long, you don't understand.

BUT ERROR, MAN. HE DON'T C A R E. TO ERROR, HE GOT PROOF. SO WHAT IF INK NEEDS HELP TO FEEL EMOTIONS? THAT DOESN'T MAKE THEM ANY LESS REAL

To Error, just because Ink needs a lil extra help to feel something that other people don't even need to think about doesn't make his emotions any less real. His smiles are just as genuine. His tears are just as heartbreakingly real... If anything, to claim his emotions are any less real because he needs vials to fully access them is a little bit ableist, no? Especially since Ink didn't c h o o s e not to have a soul really. (This even fits if you consider Ink ripped his soul out willingly. Ink did that because he didn't plan on surviving that. He thought he would die. I doubt he would have gone through with it if he knew it wouldn't have killed him)

BUT YES. It's insane how I literally agree with everything you said, you're so incredibly based, man. I am also SO HONORED, MAN, THAT MY UNHINGED RAMBLING INSPIRED ANOTHER SCRUMPTIOUS DOODLE. I shall hold it close to my chest and love it forever <3

Also, it's. Just kind of funny. Your doodle reminded me of something similar that I drew. It kind of just shows how similar/peas in a pod we are, man

Can you guys tell I have a favorite pair of sillies yet . . .

[nsfwitchy2]

We have a puppy at the salon today, 4 months old, and she is ADORABLE

But since this is her first groom anytime we do ANYTHING she screams like we’re gonna murder her lmao

[neragufetta]

That is a code, your honor

I stayed away from Link Click in order to avoid any spoiler, to the point I only discovered today that episode 1 of the Yingdu chapter was released last friday.

There is a long frame by frame rewatch already waiting for me but, at this moment, I only want to focus on this frame in the opening:

I don't know if anyone has already done it but I've cracked the code and I wish to share it with you.

Yes, that is a proper code and is fully decipherable, if you want to solve it yourself I'll share some hints on how to do it, otherwise you can just skip to the actual message section down below.

Have fun!

HOW TO DECIPHER THE CODE, step by step

The message is in English, lucky for us non-Chinese viewers;

2. the code uses a substitution cipher, which means every symbol corresponds to a specific letter and that letter only.

With these two clues alone I think you can already approach the message, but if you wish for more hints, here they are:

3. I could think of two different ways to decipher the code, one takes longer but it requires only one cipher; the other one is easier but there is a twist to keep in mind.

4. The longer method consists of classical substitution cipher solving approach: symbols, or set of symbols, that occurs more often in the message can be correlated with letters (E, T, ...) or words (THE, AND, ...) that occurs more often in the english language.

5. The easier way is to recognise that the symbols belong to a well known cipher: the pigpin cipher! You can google it, see the pic below

or just check my solution:

-XLI LIEVX SJ XLI JSVIWX E WYHHIr- -MG WTVIEH EQSRK XLI ERMQEPW JSB- -VIGXMRK IPITLERX XS HSYWY XLI JPEQI- -MJXPC WTVIEHMRK QIWWEKIW SJ YVK- -SAIZIV SRPC GEVIH EFSYX JPIIMRK- -XLI JSVIWX WYGGYQFIH XS XLI JMVIW-

HIXIVQMRIH XS TVIZIRX WYGL XVEKIH- LMVIH E HIXIGXMZI XS YRGSZIV XLI- HMWGSZIVIH AEW FICSRH XLIMV AM- MQEKMREXMSRW

LI FIPMIZIH XLEX XLI OIC XS- XS IPMQMREXI EPP TSXIRXMEP- MKRMXI XVSYFPI

Wait what?! That is not a solution! True, and that is the twist: pigpen alone doesn't solve the code, you need one more step, another substitution cipher.

6. This is a Caesar Cipher with key 4!

from: E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D

to --: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

THE ACTUAL MESSAGE

-(t)he heart of the forest a sudde(n)- -ic spread among the animals fox- -recting elephant to dousu the flame- -iftly spreading messages of urg- -(h)owever only cared about fleeing- -the forest succumbed to the fires

Determined to prevent such traged(y)- hired a detective to uncover the- discovered was beyond their wi- imaginations

He believed that the key to- to eliminate all potential- ignite trouble

THE BLABBERING

Already many interesting things everywhere!

This message implies the existence of 5+ people: the writer of the message; the target of the message; the hired detective; the "He" mentioned in the third paragraph; the "all potential" trouble igniters (at least 2, I'd say) that should be eliminated. The blond woman seems to be the target, since the message is under her cup of tea; Liu Xiao could be the detective but I bet he is the "He"; the trouble igniters are definitely Lu Guang, Cheng Xiaoshi and the whole gang. The other two characters are way less obvious, we can only assume their identity based on which one is missing; I can only speculate that Vein could be the detective, but he could also be your basic assassin; Finally, Xia Fei could be the writer of the message, if we accept the idea that he and the woman might be somehow blood related.

Then, we have the proper content of the message: a burning forest is mentioned and we know from S2 that a forest appears in Lu Guang's memory of CXS dying (and in the opening as well). Why so much emphasys is placed on the forest?

The next sentence "determined to prevent such traged(y)" might be the most revealing: what is the tragedy? The forest on fire or something else? If it's the former, how can the fire be prevented it it has already happened? Either, they dive back in the past and change it, which we know is no-go option, or the forest on fire was a vision from the future and there is someone (Liu Xiao?) with the ability to either foresee or actually dive in the future, completing the past, present and future pattern.

And this is all coming from just one frame. One Frame.

Welcome back to the delightfully hellish Link Click.

Edit: Guys, I'm so silly, a few second later the cup is removed and the code becomes visible almost entirely...a part 2 is required.

[cookie-lore-keeper]

Cookie Glosssary

A lot of humans might not know some of the terms used by cookies, so, I put a list of the terms here and an explanation for what they mean!

A

Ancients/Ancient Heroes - The 5 great heroes who wield the soul jam. These

B

Baby Dough- Baby cookies

Beasts/Beast Cookies - The Corrupted cookies who had the Souljam before the Ancient Heroes

C

Celestials - Godlike cookies who weren't born cookies but somehow became cookies and originated from the human world

Cheesian - A cookie who is descended from the Golden Cheese Kingdom

Cookievorous - something that hunts cookies

Créme Republican - Refers to cookies who are from the Créme Republic

Crispia - The main Continent of Earthbread

Crispy- Refers to a healthy Cookie. Is also slang for a young cookie

Crumbling- Dying

Crumbs - the fallen parts of a crumbled or injured cookie

D

Dark Cacaoian - Refers to cookies who are from the Dark Cacao Kingdom

E

Dough- Body or skin

Dragons - When talking about Dragons, cookies usually mean the Dragons that are able to turn into and communicate with cookies. But, they're are also dragons who don't have this ability

Earthbread- The world that the cookies are on

Elementals - Refers to the powerful god-like cookies who rule over a specific part of nature

Eyecing- Eyes

F

First Cookies - The witches who had their souls rebaked into cookies. Because they are witches, these 12 cookies are very powerful

Flatster- A slur for cookies

Flavor- Refers to the specific taste of a cookie but can also refer to the cookie's ingredients

Freshly Baked - A baby cookie

Frosting- The umbrella term for hair. Not all hair is made out of frosting, but all hair is called frosting

G

H

Hollyberrian- A cookie from the Hollyberry Kingdom

I

Icing- Refers to facial features as well as any decorations on a cookie

Ingredients- The things that make up a dessert's dough. Can also refer to their genes

J

Jamline- The familial line of a cookie

Jellies - The food cookies eat. Practically everything they eat is made up of jellies

Juice - Unless specified that it's non-alcoholic, juice is an alcoholic drink

K

L

Lifepowder - The magical substance that gives dessert creatures life

M

Magichanical - A combination of modern techonology/robotics with magic

Mercookies- Aquatic cookies

Millenial Cookies - Cookies who are from the Millenial Forest

N

O

P

Parfaedian - A cookie from Parfaedia

Q

R

Resonate Ingredient- The main and most important ingredient of a cookie.

Rising Dough - A growing cookie. Usually refers to a young cookie

S

Shortbread- A slang term that refers to a small cookie

Soggy- A wet cookie. Being soggy for a cookie is dangerous because they can literally die if their dough becomes too soggy

Soul cheese - What the Golden Cheese Kingdom calls a cookie's soul

Soul Jam - An item with great power that gives the Ancient Cookies and the Beast Cookies their power. Contains a lot of lifepowder.

Stale- An older cookie

Strawberry Jam - Basically the cookie version of blood (doesn't work the same way human blood works though)

Sugarteareana - Cookie's who are from Sugarteara

Syrup- On cookies, syrup refers to makeup, since a lot of makeup is made out of syrup. On clothing, it's basically a synonyms for icing

T

Toothcing - Teeth (most cookies don't have teeth so idk why this is a term 🤷‍♀️)

U

V

Vanillian- Refers to cookies from the Vanilla kingdom

W

Witches - The humans with magical abilities that created dessert kind

Wizards - Similar to the witches, the wizards were humans with magical powers and also created cookies

X

Y

Yakgwians - Cookies from the Yakgwa Village

Yogurcans - Cookies who are from Yogurca

Z

Feel free to tell me anything that you think I should add!

[angelicsjn]

Hi hi! I remember reading your blog last year and I found you again!!

So, SHOWER THOUGHT!! I was wondering how would the yan deals with their fans sending hate comments/death threats to MC just because they are dating them?

- Like for Roman, his F1 fans, they don’t like MC being his WAGs (I learn that from my F1 ✨bestie✨, unless MC is gender neutral coz I actually don’t remember).

- For Jae, his delusional K-pop fans (just like the real life delulu fans), if the relationship is not revealed and the paparazzi somehow manage to take a pic of them dating at night outside and the fans go crazy abt it.

- Kaidan is his online fans, Joshua is his fellow church members???? I’m not sure for Lento (his past hook-up?) and Hayden coz they sweet as hell.

YOUR SEVEN YANDERES.

A N: I will write it differently for the non-famous ones!

A B O U T: They see you're getting hated on.

W A R N I N G S: Death threats and online hate.

— ROMAN BEAUREGARD.

Roman is livid. He sees it all just before a race, and the whole day he's steaming, but hey, he got pole!

He has never raced so viciously in his life, and damn, he was still steaming afterwards.

Just know that he kissed you extra hard in front of the cameras that day, as a massive, 'fuck you' to the idiots who are horrible.

He wouldn't directly make a post about it. He's media trained and knows how to look good to the masses, but he does show you off more as a silent way of telling the fans to get a life.

— LATEN REED.

Laten only sees it when it's affecting you, he doesnt realise that the women around you are mean due to you both dating. He's so happy with you that nothing else exists outside of your little bubble.

Maybe you suggest breaking up. You cry over the mean comments they make towards you. Maybe you flat out ignore him in public to save yourself the backlash.

Either way, he is devastated. He's so upset that 1. He didn't notice, and 2. You're upset over a bunch of idiots.

He would comfort you, pamper you, baby you. Make sure that you're happy with him because he genuinely would go crazy if he ever lost you.

Laten will catch them out and flash his pretty smile, "Leave them alone. It's none of your business." And they smile and giggle, and suddenly they all love you and have a fanclub for you... which is also annoying.

But at least they're not mean anymore!

— JAE 'NIKO' LEE.

Due to his job and the nature of it. There is nothing that he can do. He needs to keep a polite and positive front, he can't let people know the real him.

But he is seething. Seeing the death threats? The doxxing? He's angry.

He will use it as an excuse to pin you underneath his thumb and keep you in place, "it's too dangerous out there, darling."

Honestly, he uses it to his advantage for his selfish desires of keeping you where he wants you.

But he does seek them out and have them sorted out. Legally, of course.

— KAIDAN WOLFE.

Kaidan is so upset. Our delusional baby is so overwhelmed by the fact that your sadness is due to his popularity.

His entire fandom is created by people who want him, of course it's his fault you're getting hate.

He posts you more and makes sure that you feel loved and seen. That he doesn't listen to them, doesn't care.

Kaidan takes you out on private dates and hangs around with you 1:1 to make sure that the intimacy is there.

He wants you to know that he loves you and doesn't care about what they say, so neither should you.

— HAYDEN WEST.

I genuinely don't see anything like this happening. He's a very introverted person and not really ever noticed by others.

He thanks the world for bringing you so close into his grasp.

— JOSHUA WHITE.

The girls at the church can be vicious. Joshua is the perfect man. The perfect husband. The perfect father. Their dream man.

Taken by you? What in God's name?

He doesn't seem the sly remarks or the jabs made your way at first. He's so busy helping the community.

When he finally picks up on your behaviour as you slowly crawl into yourself due to their nastiness, he's over it.

He hates bullies. Those who are unkind. It goes against everything he believes in.

He makes sure to make it known in the church that its people will remain respectful and kind, to love thy neighbour, and to stop being judgmental idiots.

He also makes sure to make eye contact with those who make you uncomfortable, to really lay it on thick that he won't stand for any of it.

— BLAKE CROSS.

Blake picks up on it way before you do, and he stamps it out just as fast.

He's wealthy, from a wealthy family and knows what he wants and how to get it.

He got you, and he's not going to lose you because of a bunch of idiots.

Unlike the others, he has no social boundaries and will create a fuss.

"Shut up, I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire." He spits their way before dragging you away from them with a scowl and clenched jaw.

Honestly, it doesn't take long for him to get rid of idiots. He knows he can be a nasty person, and he will take advantage of it.

[mythals-whore]

WIP Word game

THE RULES ARE: You get a word (or in my case, seven words) and you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word!

@basedonconjecture @hyperions-light @jouskaroo @rookamell @thedissonantverses & @seaglassmelody (shoutout to @becausedragonage who Dm'd me a word also)

I am genuinely giggling & kicking my feet to be thought of so many times. Luckily for all of us I have a hefty WIP folder and wordcount. But! To make this fun for me I've pulled from all my WIPs and I'm not going to tell you which ones.

FATES

F - Fingers thrusting roughly into the hair at Harding's nape, tugging some of it loose from its careful braids. She doesn't seem to mind, moaning breathily into Taash's mouth like she had dreamed this and can't quite believe it's happening.

A - And he’s never enjoyed a chase more than this one—though he considers that maybe it’s because he’s never sure he has her. Even now.

T - “The Viper.” She says, extending a delicate hand and a sultry smile.

E - Even the candles aren’t lit, as if the Lighthouse itself knows what the others won’t accept. Rook isn’t coming back.

S - She tries to blink away the burning in her eyes. Her chest. "I can’t afford to make the mistake you did."

VIPER

V - Viper,

I did manage to stop by that tea shop, thank you for the recommendation. I was able to place a regular order for the jasmine blend you requested. Tested it out myself while I was there. Sweeter than I expected, but reliable.

I - Instead, tears start rolling heavily down her face. And then Davrin is on his knees in front of her, reaching for her without even a moment’s hesitation. The moment he touches her, the breath she attempts to take turns into a sob and the tears start sliding down her face in earnest.

P - Purposeful and thorough in the way Davrin always is. And there’s something in it, this kiss. Some promise that she’s not yet ready for.

E - Even if thinking it hones the wanting into something so sharp it carves something out of her. Something that she knows is no longer hers, anyway.

R - Real panic starts to rise in her throat then. She would not die without a fight. She would not die like this, she would not allow that future she’d seen to pass, not any version of it.

WOUND

W - Whatever it takes. The trouble is that she knows how hollow victory rings when the chasm left by loss is too deep to hear it.

O - One that she hopes conveys it all: I’m here. You’re safe with me. 

U - Usually he marveled at it, but now it made him frantic with the need to know what it was that she was thinking.

N - Not a cathedral like this, but a smaller chantry. Three pews deep and a candelabra with chipped gold paint. It’d been brief, and she stood uncertainly at the back while he knelt at that altar.

D - "Did you love me?" She knows exactly why she asks the question. Knows why her heart leaps into her throat. Still she can't bring herself to look at him, though she feels his wide eyes. Sees his mouth open and close again from the corner of her eye.

KALEIDESCOPE

K - Knowing that she wanted him, knowing what she tasted like—it was unbearable.

A - As she floats toward them, the slightly puffed sleeves that hang off her shoulders flow up and down, almost like the beating of great wings. Her hair is long and loose, but pulled back from her face with golden combs.

L - Lyria is gathering that he’s quite angry with her, but can’t quite figure out why.

“If you were one of my men, I’d have you demoted—and sitting in the brig for a week at least.”

E - Either because the woman shows almost no fear in the face of old gods and fish freak her out or because he still can’t quite believe that she’s tucked herself into his bed with the intent to sleep there.

I - It’s different, somehow, to watch him undress himself.

S - She is not just another polished little piece on their board, some play thing that they can simply use and discard. And though he knew they needed her to be, he hated it all the same.

C - Cullen immediately wishes for any way to erase it—to even take it from her for a moment.

O - One of her hands was pressed against her face and her mouth hung slightly open. She looked so young lying there—much too young to have the weight of all Thedas on her shoulders

P - Part of a set he's been working on quietly. Battered, but still intact.

E - Especially as he pulls the first boot off, and presses a rather chaste kiss to the inside of her ankle before starting work on the other.

MAGIC

M - "My wife is never wrong." a warm smile curls his lip, throwing the scar there into sharp relief, "She won’t let Rook stay lost."

A - And Taash has yet to meet another Lord who can even comprehend the word prude.

G - Growing up in the magisterium, paraded around constantly, he’d grown used to donning a bland, pleased expression. He’d learned to staunch most of his tells. But those bright green eyes flicking over him unabashedly is almost enough to make him blush. Ashur is grateful for the mask covering his face.

I - "I’m never going to catch a break with you, am I?" Davrin asks, brushing her hair from her face with a sigh. A sly smile slides across her mouth, "You need breaks now?"

C - Cyrilla Mercar, so plagued by pain and loss. Second guessing yourself at every turn."

LUCID

L - Like they’re two threads finally being woven together.

U - Until last night, he thought such stories were mere exaggerations. He recalls a time he would have thought a loss of control like that reason enough for the circle to exist, but now he felt a sort of smug satisfaction over it. The commander did quite like winning, and he couldn’t deny that those rolls of thunder certainly sounded like victory.

C - Clearly grieving and eager to throw herself into her work, but for a spymaster who deals in secrets, she was…unexpected. Sharp and shrewd, yes. But there was another side to her, too. A part of her that wanted to be warm and soft. 

I - "I can’t afford to make the mistake you did."

D - "Did it hurt, like—?"

BISCUIT

B - Beneath the silken buttons, some inner corset is laced. He clears his throat again, hesitating. “Do you want me to…?”

I - If you betray us again—betray her—there is nowhere you can go, Dread Wolf, that I will not find you.

S - Sick burns Cullen’s throat, because he understands immediately.

C - Cullen manages to spin her once, and her eyes crinkle warmly, even letting out a short, breathy laugh.

It may be the most valuable thing Cullen was ever given in his life.

U - Unnecessary, because when her clothing is discarded his hands are immediately sliding over her thighs, like he never wants it to stop, either.

I - “I only had to kill one guy.” she shrugs.

“Jesus, Cyri—”

T - "Then you get to do what you always wanted: save the world all on your own."

I am tagging @sugar-peanut-cat @the-sparrohawk @gingervitus and anyone else who hasn't done this already, please do this please tag me. Your word is LANGUISH (and/or RECONCILE)

[s1llysmut]

Hey hey!! So sorry if ur requests aren't open- but if they are, NSFW alphabet with Vox mayhaps?

Love ur work!! Can't wait to see more!

A/N: Awww thank you so much!!!!

NSFW Alphabet for Vox

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

As much as he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s clingy as fuck. He leaves cleaning up for later. Right now you two are going to cuddle until you both fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his wires. He loves how he can tie you up with them. On you he loves your tits if you have any. He’s a boob lover.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums in you or on your face. That’s it. And there’s no way he’s using a condom.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes it when you’re dominant from time to time. Tie him up and edge him and he’ll love you forever.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s moderately experienced. I have a feeling he’d need your help finding the clit (if you have one).

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style. He loves watching that ass jiggle.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

To him it’s okay if he’s goody but if you’re goofy he gets all insecure.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He genuinely doesn’t care how it looks. He lets it grow how it wants. I have a feelings it’s somehow black and blue.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be very very intimate. He’s whipped for you. However if he’s feeling pissed off by Alastor, you’re getting fucked senseless.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has a shit ton of photos of you and he uses them to get off anytime you’re not around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage. He doesn’t care if it’s you or him being tied up. He just loves the concept.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His office. Absolutely. Loves fucking you in his office.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you do anything to try and seduce him. Bend over in front of him, whisper in his ear, kiss his neck, anything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He wouldn’t do roleplay as anyone. Even fictional. It would hurt his feelings that you want him to pretend to be someone else.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers you giving him head. He loves seeing you on your knees sucking him off. It boosts his ego.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If he’s stressed or angry he’s going to fuck you fast and hard, but if he’s feeling lovey dovey he’s gonna take his time with you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He likes them a regular amount.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. He loves the adrenaline rush of trying new things especially risky things.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a damn while. He loves feeling overstimulated.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Since he’s such an innovative man I feel like he buys any new sex toy on the market and gets you and him to try it out. Then he gives Valentino a report on it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can’t tease you for long. He folds too easily. He’s the kinda guy who thinks with his dick.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud. He has no shame. If he feels good, everyone in hell is gonna know.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

You’ve definitely had a foursome with Velvette and Val. He wants to brag about your skills and smoking hot body.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty big. About 8 inches!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. Almost as high as Valentino’s.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly. He will lay on your chest and sleep like a baby.

[hunterwritesstuff]

Nsfw alphabet for subspace (but the sub in subspace lol)

Sure!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): He, uh...he tries. He'll get you tea or whatever you need, but you have to actively TELL HIM what you need, since he can't pick up on shit too well.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): He likes his hands, he knows how gentle they are ;) Also like, he loves his partner's chest, no matter what gender, he likes being able to lean against them :)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): Seeing his partner's face all messy from sucking him off gets him riled up something fierce.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): If you touch a specific spot behind his left horn, he'll fold like a lawn chair immediately.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): Semi-experienced.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): Missionary lmao(Also mating press if he knows you well enough)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): He tries to be more serious

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): "You're supposed to groom down there?!"

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): He starts off pretty normal, but overtime, he gets more desperate and whiney.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): he found out how to make a realistic copy of his partner's hand and uses that to jack himself off.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): He's definitely more of a risk taker, but he also likes getting cuffed/pinned against a desk.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): Literally fucking anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): His thighs being touched, his horns being rubbed, his partner whispering to him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Never anything with bodily fluids. He may be a freak, but he's not THAT MUCH of a freak.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): He loves giving and receiving equally :3

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): If he somehow manages to get on top, he's fast and desperate. This man is chasing his high like a Goddamn chihuahua on crack.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): He's fine with them every-so-often, but if they're TOO often, he'll worry he's doing something wrong("Do you not want to spend as much time together, darling??")

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): He's game to experiment ;)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): Probably one of the phighters with the highest staminas.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): The aforementioned partner hand copy

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): He cannot tease, he just. needs his relief as soon as possible.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): VERY FUCKING LOUD, LOTS OF WHIMPERS AND WHINES.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): He records his partner's noises for personal assistance ;)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): He's probably like. 7 inches long.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): Pretty high, I'd wager, LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SEXUALLY REPRESSED

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): He's out like a light, I'm sorry :(

[foreverl0stinmymind]

Obey me! NSFW alphabet headcannons

Character: Levi

A: aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He'll usually take a shower on his own, and then change the sheets, before sitting down to game, with you leaning against him. B: Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

Necks. He doesn't know why, but he likes them. C: cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't like it, and will often use condoms purely for easy cleanup. D: Dirty secret

He writes smutty fanfiction. E: Experience (how much experience do they have?)

None. Unless you count the hentai he watches... F: Favorite position

Doggy style. G: Goofy (are they more humorus? Or serious?)

He tries to stay serious, but sometimes makes jokes. H: Hair (how groomed are they? Shaved? Trimmed? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

Shaved. He wants what he's got to be visible. I: intimacy (how romantic are they?)

I don't think he's very romantic, he probably just wants back to his game. J: jack off (masturbation)

He masturbates a fair bit, since he has no other way for sexual gratification. K: kink

He's a sub. Oh, and tentacles. L: location (where do they like to do it?)

His bedroom. He's uncomfortable anywhere else. M: motivation (what turns them on?)

A little flirting goes a long way with him. N: No (Things they won't do, hard limits)

Nothing public. O: oral (do they prefer to give or receive? Are they good at it?)

He sucks at it, and prefers to receive. P: pace (how fast are they? Slow an sensual, or fast and rough?)

Slow, but somehow rough. Q: quickie (how do they feel about quickies?)

He doesn't like them. R: risks (how likely are they to take risks/try something new?)

He refuses to take any risks. S: stamina (how long can they last? How many rounds?)

You've got ten minutes, and that's it. T: toys (do they own any toys? Do they use them on a partner, or themselves?)

Yes, and they're all anime-themed. U: unfair (how much they like to tease)

He enjoys it. He sucks at it. V: volume (how loud they are/what sounds they make)

Very quiet. W: wild card (random NSFW headcannon)

He likes gaming while being cockwarmed. X: X-ray (what's under their clothes?)

Three or four inches, but thick. Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very low. Z: Zzz. (How fast they fall asleep afterwards)

He passes out right after, no exceptions.

Other characters:

Lucifer

Mammon

Satan

Asmo

Beelzebub

Belphie

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

Solomon

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

rules: you will be given a word. then you share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word!

tagged by @rathockey @midsummersmorn @hippolotamus @absolutelybifurious @try-set-me-on-fire

my words are far, best, water, wait, choke which is a lot asdfghjkl but work has been slow so here ya go. all of this is from my death wish love sequel fic with buddie fwb (sorta) and eddie leaving for texas

FAR

F-Finally, a wound Buck refused to pick at.

A-After he hid his bold eyes which always give him away. After he cleaned Buck off of himself. After he had a brief taste of something new and fun, something a little joyful, and decided it wasn’t for him.

R-Right. It was right in so many ways. But not in a forever kind of way.

BEST

B-Buck is viscerally, near painfully aware of how new this is, how different. Not strange exactly, but unknown. He’s just started skimming the surface of what kissing Eddie is like. And he never really thought he’d be here in this position, both figuratively and literally.

E-Except, y’know, how it actually is all of that and more because Buck is a goddamn liar and is about constantly breaking open with the intensity of every emotion that seems to build into a crescendo in his blood before spilling out into the world, unstoppable and loud.

S-Should he have endured the bite? Stayed put and let Eddie sink into his flesh hard enough to bruise and break skin? Buck wanted to, but–

T-Then everything went back to normal. Except for how horribly not normal it was, but neither of them were owning up to that, no way. Buck was lucky to get what he did and he wasn’t gonna push it, not with Eddie.

WATER

W-Well, he firmly dug this grave so he might as well get comfortable in it.

A-A misplaced, twisted pride that Buck can’t discard. Because Eddie rarely allows such a thing from anyone, but he allowed it with Buck. Took it from Buck. Gave it to Buck.

T-Truly sick. Rotting away on the inside. Indulging in these images of Eddie and himself, swallowing down a poison that tastes so sweet but has a bitter, stinging edge that eats eats eats away at the rest of him.

E-Eddie is backed up against the counter, a long, lean, strong line of tension held between Buck’s palms, arched up into Buck like he’s something to embrace, to reach out for, to submerge into.

R-...yeah i got nothing

WAIT

W-Wet. Hot silk that runs over Buck’s teeth and flicks across the roof of his  mouth and sucks on his own tongue. Somehow connected to that spot hidden in the core of him, between his stomach and pelvis. The one where tension coils tightly The one where glitter bubbles and sparkles. The one where every sensation in his body gathers in preparation of exploding outward.

A-Already his head is spinning. Already he is lost. Already he wants more, and is afraid he won’t get it.

I-It has an effect on Eddie though, who whimpers as if gloriously wounded and takes Buck’s mouth again. Kissing him like it’s a battle, like it’s a claim, like it’s a piece of joy he can’t help but chase.

T-Teeth. Eddie’s teeth, biting into Buck’s bottom lip. Latching on and pulling, gentle but fierce. Then suction. Another bite. Tiny nibbles that are cute and soft.

CHOKE

C-Cozy and thrilling. White-hot and velvety. Spearing through every vein and across every nerve. Swelling up inside of him so much he’s sure he is gonna burst, all the pulpy mess of him going everywhere and soaking Eddie to the bone.

H-His heart jumping and dancing, acting like it’s trying to escape and curl up in the center of Eddie’s palm. He wonders if Eddie would take it. Isn’t sure what it means that he thinks Eddie would, careful as he is with any love that’s given to him.

O-Of course they were headed here again. Buck has wanted it, sure. Buck has doubted it would happen again, definitely. Even then, it still makes sense. Where else is there for them to go?

K-Kisses him again. Stops again. Bastard.

E-Eddie hums. Sighs. Sweet and pliant and open. Then he puts a gentle, open hand against Buck’s throat, pushing him away.

well if you made it this far i love you <3

tagging @spaceprincessem @shitouttabuck @colonoscopys @bigfootsmom @spotsandsocks @lemonzestywrites @shyaudacity @sibylsleaves @capseycartwright @honestlydarkprincess @lonelychicago @exhuastedpigeon @transboybuckley and your word is DARLIN if you wanna give it a go!

[deus-ex-mona]

been thinking about how asuna’s [spoiler] scene in the last chapter of idol sengen is oddly underwhelming in the volume version compared to the piccoma release?

i mean l i ke (spoiler reveal under the cut)—

idk if it’s just me but seeing it in colour made the scene hit harder somehow? in some way?

s o . im just. thinking ahead here but…

what if i tried to overlay the colour panel onto the page when i eventually tl it in a few months?

i’m not good at picture editing at all.

b u t still.

i kinda wanna try to go the extra mile for asuna anyway… hmmmmmmmmm…

[cosmicstarlatte]

Beel A-Z Smut HCs (Obey Me!)

⬅Back to Smut HC A-Z Masterlist ◇

18+ only, minors do not interact.

My personal headcanons using this [prompt list]

The goal is to finish the whole list; you are welcome to request a letter so I get to it faster. I will work on it as quick as I can but keep in mind I do have a life & responsibilities lol. ^^

Last Updated: Oct.1.2023 (6 out of 26)

⚠️Notes: I'll tag any sections if needed. If you think a section needs a tag, kindly let me know.

A: Affair (Describe an extra-marital affair)

B: Birthday (Describe birthday sex)

C: Compliments (Mid- and post-sex compliments)

D: Dry Humping (Describe a dry-humping scene)

You only went into the kitchen for a snack & you somehow ended up pushed against the counter with Beel dry humping your ass. Still, the gentle(?) giant wouldn't let go of the devil croissant in his mouth & managed to swallow it with another bite. "Mmph. Sorry. C-couldn't resist." You moaned as you felt his cock twitch against you, desperately wanting more. His arms were wrapped easily around your waist. "C-can I?" He asks as he continues grinding & a hand slipped to reach for your waistband. "Beel what if someone walks in!" You whined yet still pushing up against him. He swiftly pulled your bottoms down, "...it'll be really quick."

E: Experimenting (Trying something new)

F: Firsts (First time having sex together)

G: Gentle (Describe gentle/loving mid-sex gestures)

H: Handsy (When they can’t keep their hands to themselves)

I: Initiator (Who initiates most of the time? How?)

J: Jealous (“Claiming” a partner)

K: Kitchen (Describe a sex scene in the kitchen)

L: Likes (What they like in the bedroom)

M: Morning (Describe morning sex)

N: Never (Things they would never try)

O: Orgasm (Describe coming--who comes first? What do they say? How does the other person know it’s approaching?)

You're always going to cum first about 90% of the time. The only exception really being if you decide to just give him a blowjob. Anyway Beel's a giver, he loves to eat, we know this already! He could stay eating you out for hoursss. He's the type to say thank you & ask for more when you cum on his tongue. He tells you how delicious you taste.❤️ Now if he's cumming, you know by the sudden gasp and low groan he always does, always pushing himself as deep as he can go & you always eagerly await the big load this giant gives you. :3

P: Playlist (A playlist for getting down and dirty; will probably include a lap dance song, a song for making love, and a song that represents their sex life)

Q: Quiet (Reaction to a quiet partner)

He doesn't really feel one way or another about it, he's just a big teddy bear that loves to make love with you.🙂 Of course the few sounds you do make when he stuffs his massive cock in you does turn him on, he prefers to see the pretty sexy faces you make as he fucks you senseless. ^^

R: Ruttish (Signs that they’re horny)

Beel has his moments & he can be blunt. If you're dating, he'll tell you & ask, respectfully, if you want to fuck lol. If you're not together quite yet... well, he's going to be a little clingy & you'll notice him smelling you a lot more often like some tasty snack he can't wait to have. He'll have a flushed face & somehow eat more than he already does until something is finally done about it.

S: Safe Word (How often is the safe word used? Why?)

T: Teasing (Who’s the tease in the relationship? What do they do? How often?)

U: Undressing (Strip teasing a partner)

V: Videos (Sending NSFW videos to each other)

W: Wedding Night (Consummating the marriage)

X: XXX (What kind of porn does the person watch? How often?)

He's not too picky & usually finds whatever is on the first page or two of a porn site. Sometimes he will look at food porn but tbh it's a lot more distracting & he always ends up feeling hungry after it. He doesn't really watch it that often & prefers to imagine his own little scenarios in his head.

Y: Yawn (How they sleep post-sex)

Z: Zoo (Their animalistic qualities in the bedroom)

tags: biting, breeding He's a biter, he loves to mark you in so many ways. Some are soft bites & others are harder love bites. He loves to leave his scent on you!!! Also sorry if he does get just a little rough, he can't help it when you look so small, all he wants to do is breed you. He loves doggy & the mating press, please let him go wild with you ♡

[babiebomsmasterlist]

NSFW Alphabet Masterlist

A/N: this is where all of them are for every single character I write for so it’s not on separate master lists bc it’s easier for me this way somehow.

Tw: sexual content

Main post main masterlist

🐄 Stardew Valley 🐄

Harvey

COMPLETED

Harvey (A/E/I)

Harvey(D/S/Y)

Harvey(P/T/X)

Harvey(M/U/V)

Harvey(C/J/O)

Harvey(F/K/Q)

Harvey(L/R/W)

Harvey(B/G/N)

Harvey(H/Z)

Shane

Letters left:D,E,H,J,L,R,S,U

Shane (A/G/N)

Shane (F/K/W)

Shane(B/T/V)

Shane(I/P/Y)

Shane(O/M/Q)

Shane(C/X/Z)

Sebastian

COMPLETED

Sebastian (D/F/W)

Sebastian(P/V/X/Z)

Sebastian(A/B/S/Y)

Sebastian Every other letter

Sam

Letters left: ALL EXCEPT LISTED BELOW

Sam(A/G/K/V)

Elliott

Letters left: H,I,L,N,O,P,Q,R,W,X,Z

Elliott(D/M/Y)

Elliott(B/F)

Elliott(A/K/T)

Elliott(G/J/S/V)

Magnus

Letters left:B,C,E,G,H,N,P,R,S,T,W,X,Z

Rasmodius(D/M/Y)

Rasmodius (F/I/J)

Rasmodius(A/O/V)

Rasmodius (K/L/Q/U)

Abigail

Letters left:ALL EXCEPT LISTED BELOW

Abigail (E/J/T)

Abigail(K/Q/V/W)

Penny

Letters left:ALL EXCEPT LISTED BELOW

Penny(A/B/I/K)

Haley

Letters left: ALL EXCEPT LISTED BELOW

Haley(D/H/T)

Leah

Letters left: ALL EXCEPT LISTED BELOW

Leah(A/R/S/Y)

Mr.Qi

Letters left: ALL EXCEPT LISTED BELOW

Mr.Qi(B/P/U)

🩸Texas Chainsaw Massacre🩸

Johnny (A/J/N)

Bubba(D/H/T)

☁️Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator☁️

Mary Christiansen (D/H/T)

🚨Five Nights at Freddy’s:Security Breach🚨

Montgomery Gator(D/H/T)

Other content is tagged but N/A so if you wanna see it request at my main blog!!

[gunnerfc]

Esme Morgan NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

Esme loves when you praise her after sex and tell her how she was such a good girl

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Esme’s favorite body part is her legs, she loves wrapping them around your body when you fuck her

Her favorite body part of yours is your arms, she loves how easy it is for you to hold her body down when your fucking her

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

Loves kissing you after you made her cum with your mouth

D: Dirty Secret 

She wants to try more sexual positions during sex rather than you going down on her most of the night

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

She is experienced but you’re way better than her last partner so it felt like a whole new experience the first time you slept together

F: Favorite Position 

She doesn’t really have a favorite position but she does enjoy having you between her thighs, going down on her

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

She makes cute little jokes before sex but during, she serious

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

Sex with Esme is super intimate

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She hates when she needs to get herself off and you aren’t there because it never feels the same

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Praise, every time you tell her she’s been good, she’s over the moon

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

Your shared apartment

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

She loves when you praise her

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

Esme doesn’t like the idea of recording anything, she’s worried about it somehow getting out

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Receiving, she prefers being on the receiving end for most of the night

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Slow and sensual, she doesn’t like feeling like she rushing and not enjoying everything

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

They rarely happen, the only time they happen is if she’s too needy to focus on something and needs you to make her cum

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

She’s open to experimenting with things like blindfolds but she’s not willing to go further

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two go for 2-3 longer rounds

T: Toys 

You have a strap you use sometimes but you prefer using your hands or mouth

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

You tease her more than she teases you

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

Esme can be loud but she’s not loud enough for someone to potentially hear you

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

During the first time you had sex, you went down on her and made her cum twice before you kissed her and she thought it was so attractive

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s in the middle but leans higher if you two are apart for a long period of time

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Esme falls asleep pretty quickly after sex

[deadsilkmoth]

Harley x Elliot nsfw alphabet, lets gooooooo

A = Aftercare

Elliot deems it very important, he likes to cuddle and take care of Harley, somehow he has energy after sex.

Harley just lies there motionless, but he will always offer a cigarette and even lit it up for Elliot

B = Body part

Elliot takes a liking to Harley's hands and waist, he always holds on it or just strokes it.

Harley likes kneading Elliot's stomach and burrying face in his chest. Everything that's soft and squeezable

C = Cum

Elliot is very neat when it comes to cumming, he wants everything to be clean. It either in the condom, or in Harley's mouth, so he won't have to clean himself or bedsheets.

Harley stains sheets a lot and doesn't mind swallowing, he is thinking of wearing a condom too when bottoming,he doesn't like the mess either

D = Dirty secret

Elliot once thought of making a small plushie version of Harley with a hole to release his frustration

Harley humps pillow with Elliot's perfume on it,it's the only enjoyable way of masturbation for him

E = Experience

Elliot is a sex pro

Harley is a sex noob

F = Favorite position

Missionary and doggy style for Elliot

Cowgirl position and spooning for Harley

G = Goofy

Elliot is a goofball and he embarrasses Harley with jokes a lot

Harley treats it like a surgery, very serious

H = Hair

Elliot has a well groomed bush, happy trail and chest hair

Harley's pubes exsist, but it's not confirmed yet

I = Intimacy

Elliot is very sweet and caring, gentle. He values intimacy more than the act itself

Harley, despite the fear of being vulnerable, slowly gives in to intimacy, getting more and more into it.

J = Jack off

Elliot's libido is pretty low but he does occasionally masturbate. Ofcourse it's better when Harley's skillfull hands help him

Harley treats masturbation as solo sex, not being able to connect, he fills the need himself

K = Kink

Elliot discovered he's into medical attribures through Harley

Harley has a praise kink and likes the hair ruffling, headpats and everything(his scalp is his erogen zone)

L = Location

Home. Only home for Elliot.

Same for Harley, he is the main guest at Elliot's bedroom.

M = Motivation

Elliot usually wants to unwind, relax after work. And it helps him fall asleep faster. And it feels like a way of bonding with his lover

Harley's motivation is tactile hunger and desire to make his former mentor feel good.

N = No

Elliot is strictly not into bodily fluids and cnc

Harley's no go is extreme sadomasochism,things involving needles or electrocution. No ammount of coaxing will convince him into injuring his body for pleasure too much.

O = Oral

Elliot is bad at giving oral, but enjoys recieving it

Harley likes oral more than anal in fact, it's less work and he doesn't need to prepare.

P = Pace

Q = Quickie

Elliot is all in for slow and sensual

Harley thinks faster pace is better

R = Risk

Elliot is not into quickies, he prefers longer sessions, taking his time

Harley is aaaaaall in for quickies, he thinks it fits his busy scheldue

Both are into experiments(I want to assign them more kinks)

S = Stamina

T = Toys

Elliot is not that young anymore, but still very capable, can go for multiple rounds

Harley stamina is enough for one session, but he needs to regain energy afterwards, immideatly going for reload(sleep)

Ofcourse, we have a toy expert here, that includes adult toys

Harley is all in for testing them. They're both professionals ;3

V = Volume

U = Unfair

Elliot teases Harley a lot, keeping him on edge and everything

Harley attempts teasing too, but he himselt doesn't have enough patience

Elliot only grunts quietly(he's shy to get more vocal), Harley whimpers pathetically

W = Wild card

X = X-ray

Elliot gets inspired after sex and immideatly goes to worktable,sketching new toy out, making blueprints. It makes him productive

Harley sometimes gets too aroused when getting recognized at work, it gives him an instant boner he has to hide

Y = Yearning

I assign both of them tattoos

Elliot has a military tattoo in the process of removing

Harley has a scar coverage tattoo on his chemical burn scar

Elliot's low, but he gets infected with Harley's high sex drive

Z = Zzz

Elliot is the last to fall asleep. He has energy to read something before going to sleep, normally workaholism gets to him

Harley passes out immideatly and wakes up in the 3 of the morning, then goes to sleep again

[onmyyan]

hello, i LOVE your writing and style and i took a social media break and came back and HOLY SHIT what a time to be alive

i got to thinking about your guys and i do love a reluctant darling, so ignore this if it makes you uncomfortable, so sorry if it does. but the guys doing the absolute m o s t to get this girl to like them. someone who maybe got a couple of rough exes and either knows what to look for and isn't looking for love. and the boys are just like :) oh :) to bad 💐 for you. they get her heart racing and she's a little nervous about it. shes got a mouth on her and aren't afraid to pop off on a rant about how she knows what they are (she doesn't)

Marcos? psh you'll cheat and laugh about it with your friends at some party. you think you can get away with it just cuz you're good looking? go find another person to piss off. and he's all like ☺️you think i'm hot😊😚 love the idea of her being a snarky bar tender at his favorite bar and they have a will they won't they sitcommy type relationship

manny? just buy the book and leave, girlies on the clock, no she doesn't care how good he looks on the motor cycle. totally not. definitely, definitely not. she doesn't worry when he goes really fast on it, it doesn't make her scared. girls just trying to get paid and get peace.

ricky? oh big strong man trying to boss her around? she doesn't need all that. she sees through that tough exterior and her rbf is worse than his. but it ain't resting. she's just loving life with her friends (who aren't as available anymore?? i wonder why??) and she doesn't care when he runs his fingers through his hair. she doesn't want to do that. she'll get her car fixed there- sure- but she won't like it.

gabe? sure he seems fun but ultimately she views him like a movie sequel, seems fun until about halfway through when you see it's the same plot as last time. no way is she falling for that old trick again. yeah he's nice, and and he helps her with groceries when he sees her walking with all those bags. bare minimum raise it, gabriel.

caspian? when's that other shoe drop? when does the sweet charming teddy bear end? (never)and yeah his pastries are delicious. and he's nice. and smells like cookies. and- oh fuck she's in love, better avoid him but SOMEHOW the man is everywhere. doesn't matter. she needs a night in, and yeah she misses him when she's in her place alone. little does she know how close he is. she won't be lonely anymore ☺️

ashley? she can fix up her own house, thank you very much. she's not interested in some old fashion cowboy and his old fashion values. or his arms. or the way he checks in on her, making sure she's settled in ok, finding her way around town, if she's eating alright and if she needs anything and woah- what's wrong with this door? he'll fix it and no. he doesn't want money. she doesn't owe him anything but, if she wants to grab a drink she's always welcome to join him. she won't be thinking about what would've happened if she took him up on that late that night. or how she made fun of his accent.

diego? WHY is there chickens on her door, and WHY is it w o r k i n g? and where is the shirt she was wearing yesterday? it's laundry day. feral fella makes sure everything's going alright and she's got everything she needs. she doesn't want some man following her around like an over grown puppy. or does she?

imagine them giving her they're number and getting a drunk text like

"you don't suck anymore ❤️" and they go feral

anyways hope you like that and are having a good day/night. i do wonder if any of them kidnap darling like in sharing is caring (my guess is ricky, ash, and manny in no particular order) and how they'd deal with a darling like this. have a wonderful day/night.

This is amazing and made me smile like a fool the whole time I read it!! Like wowiewowie you totally nailed the characterization of the guys and I love how sweet and nervous the reader is about this seemingly perfect dude ugh thank you for sending this baby in I adore it