#It is now

[circusofshrimps]

Got so mad at my game last night so i drew Dick with little jaybins on his shoulders. (the catch is they both encourage him to kill the joker)

additional obligatory jaybin hallucination:

after i drew these i read Joker the Last Laugh and promptly lost my mind

[applebees4prez]

lapin cadbury and arthur aguefort are the ultimate old man yaoi

[beetlebubble]

Hello monster hunter community

[mellobellooo]

banana man

[mcytegg]

Bacon: Dude, we're not gonna jump you. I actually promise you, we're not gonna jump you!

Planet: I'm just a— I'm just a pretty girl! ☺️

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Junpei: But what about Yuuji? Megumi: Don't worry about him. Megumi: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

[harbinger-of-enmity]

no cause like being a leviathan like creature with a little human is one of my biggest fantasies too,,, leaning over them out of the water, every movement making waves easily as tall as them, sometimes speaking in a sort of whale song that resonates so deep inside them (it doesn't take long for them to get immediately horny at the sound of it, with a bit of training you could easily get them to cum to it), holding them in your hands, you could run your tongue over them like a blanket... oh, and obviously they're gawking at your cock, duh

YOU GET IT!!

Holding your tiny lover in your palm and dragging your tongue against their belly, watching them squirm and whine as you coo at them. They want ur cock sooo bad, but it’s as big as they are!

They pitifully hump your finger as you coo at them, their little form trembling at the deep rumblings of your siren songs, panting and crumbling before you.

Also imagine arranged marriage.. Like, human royalty thinking he’s gonna marry a pretty royal merfolk n is met with your giant form.. They’re all cocky and huffy that they have to marry a monster, then they hear ur voice and crumble. The sound of your deep calls makes their legs nearly give out, something about your croons and howls just does something to their mind, turning them into mush before you.

I JUST, UGHH, I wanna be a big sea monster 😭😭

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

Best. Plot twist. Ever.

[sneaky-eel]

I am done futzing with this.

On another note! With how my schedule works, I’m going to make Fridays my posting days! Whether it’s complete work, wips, doodles, or even some writing attempts, I wanna have a consistent schedule so I actually do things XD. Here to hoping I can stick with it.

Under the cut is the full. It’s not that explicit, but I figured I cut it to be safe

[tawnyevergreen]

ADHD gymnastics in the archives

[blueseysyogurt]

Everytime I get sick I have this crippling urge to reread the entire aftg series and I think it’s from a parasite infecting my brain. Not complaining though.

[mysticwinterkit]

Tango can't afford Soul Speed boots and gets razzed:

When Etho and Bdubs call you pathetic, you know that's bad. Pathetic is like their brand. It's their courting ritual.

Ohhh wait...

[stripedstarsblueflags]

i didn't win the wheel: episode 1

(if anyone knows how to make gifs 🥺 please help me out until then it's shitty screenshot summer)

Alex: "I'm gonna say... 400,000."

Logan: "I'm gonna say 430,000”

ok cool let's introduce the WHOLE DYNAMIC of this episode in one still, shall we? alex is looking directly into the camera pondering the shit out of this question, and *this is logan's face*. look at that. look at that fucking smirk. alex is like "you know what? i'm going to get this question right" and logan is like "you know what? i'm gonna use the oldest trick in the pick-a-number-1-through-10 book and i'm gonna WATCH you get annoyed with me and i'm gonna love every second of it." he knows what he's doing

Alex: "Oh, you're playing that game, are you? Just gonna go a bit above?"

Logan: *smoothest fucking wink i've ever seen* *the fucking TONGUE CLICK*

ok WHAT. how am i supposed to handle this i– let's start with the fact that even before logan gave his answer he's leaning back, head cocked, gazing at alex ✨like that✨ practically about to do the arm-around-the-shoulder-thing **before** because he knows exactly how alex is going to react. that fucking wink he had that planned from the beginning. even before alex phrased it like "oh, you're playing that game, are you?" which WOAH BRAT TAMER ALEX DID NOT SEE THAT COMING and jesus christ i feel like i'm intruding on something. this doesn't even feel like ao3 this feels like the beginning of a shit 2k word wattpad draft but no this actually happened

Alex (after guessing exactly 1 less than Logan's and getting it right): "Yes!"

Logan (sunshine smile): "You're a donut..."

okay so apparently alex’s reaction to being called a donut 🍩 is that smile and leaning into logan for the first time in the video and giggling and idk fucking blushing like what kind of degradation kink is this... like i'm sorry i love you landoscar but "you freaking muppet! you got all the hangers!" will need to step aside for whatever is going on here

need i remind you this is ALEX'S reaction to kph. logan brought the k in there first guys leave your what the fuck is a kilometer bit behind ok!!! (i'll find this eventually but logan answering that question on "wrong answers only" with "i'm gonna answer this correctly. it's 1.6 to a mile" is the hottest thing i've ever seen)

aaaaaand here we go end of the video. DO I NEED TO DO A SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISON OR WHAT actually–

alright that's the best you're gonna get with preview. but LET'S BREAK IT DOWN. so we go from logan doing literally all of the talking, all of the video introduction and explaining the activity, and alex even with his whole "oooh ray of sunshine" image clearly thinks this is stupid, he even makes little sarcastic hand gestures when logan describes it. and even right in the beginning he's not looking at the camera he looks like an adhd kid sat next to the window (come on alex look alive). but THREE MINUTES of an admittedly stupid game he's done a total 180, smiling and laughing and literally that wasn't that funny but now i'm gonna laugh because you're the one who said it and leaning in to read the cards for the first time and- well logan is mostly unchanged. from the first question he decided his main task for this video was literally just to check out his teammate at point blank range with his emotions very very clear on his face (alex is OBLIVIOUS af but then again he did pull out the "oh you're playing that game are you?" and i was NOT ready for that so who knows)

ok so episode 1 is very much a warmup for the rest of the series i know that. obviously this isn't the "reaching stratospheric levels of homoeroticism that actually leave a wake of collateral damage to all compulsory heterosexuality in a 50 m radius" as charlos but holy shit it's a lot more obvious than i thought!!!

episode 2

[tobysona]

redraw of the image on the right (found on pinterest)

[cosjerk]

Tandri & croissants

cosplay, photos, et al. by me