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scienceraccoon · 2 years ago

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A charm that makes a tiny paper dragon hatch from a fortune cookie

#Four friends are sitting in a studio apartment eating chinese takeout #It is dark and rainy but the lights from the street shine through the window in neon streaks #After a little convincing the boy in the dark blue hoodie unwraps his fortune cookie and holds it in his outstretched hand #There is no visible change but the three watching can feel it come alive #It grows warm against the boy's palm #There's a rustling sound and then a crack #The cookie splits in two #Out comes a dragon #It looks as though it were made by origami but the details are impossibly small #It could not have been folded with paper as small as a fortune #Its body is covered in the criss-crossing blue ink of the fortune folded too tightly to read #It rustles as it flies lazily around the room undulating smoothly #But the sounds of moving paper are drowned out for now by excited giggles and idle conversation #By the time the food is gone the dragons movements have slowed #It falls to the ground almost silently #The boy in the blue hoodie is the only one who watches it fall #He reaches to the floor to pick it up and it has turned back into a slip of paper #It is blank #The fortune is gone

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rielzero · 8 months ago

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Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

#meme #art meme #your oc as a god meme #rielzero #actualevil #art challenge #oc meme #memes #meme template #blank template #shitpost #queue #queued #queued post

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byjove · 9 months ago

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every prehistoric human reconstruction has me thinking “I want to smoke weed with this bitch”

she looks like she would have been an awesome neighbor, like she would have loved menthols and called me baby

#I’m glad they started giving anthropological reconstructions happy expressions #it makes them so much more human #the blank stare they used to do made it hard to fathom their lives

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chase-prairie · 16 days ago

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So you found a dead body in the woods

The worst thing you've worried about, going on hikes, happens. This happens often, in the grand scheme of things. It's always joggers and dogwalkers and hikers. My unlucky day came on October 24, 2022.

So what do you do when you find a dead body?

Look in the other direction and take a breath. Panic wont help you or them.

If you are comfortable, approach them and try to help. If not, it's okay. I was unwilling to approach (they looked real dead) and my 911 operator was 100% totally supportive and okay with that.

Walk a little ways away. There is no reason why you need to keep staring at them. It's okay. Seeing a dead person is really wack!

When you've caught your breath, call 911. My first thought was "Oh god, I don't want to talk to cops." and, good news, it's not cops! 911 responders are different people. They are trained to talk to you, to reassure you, and to help you. They are there for you. They understand you are freaking out. They are kind and patient.

Your new buddy, the 911 person, will help you figure out where you are, exactly. They have access to your location via cell-tower and GPS, but if, like me, you were off-trail (oops), they might need your help navigating to you. I offered to also send a photo, and he provided an email, which he received immediately. I deleted the photo I took right away.

Hang out on the phone with your dispatch friend. They're going to want to keep in touch with you as the paramedics approach. Are you freaking out by chattering too much? Are you freaking out by being dead silent? Both are okay! Apparently, my panic response is to become Super Midwestern Chatty. I was able to make him laugh, which I count as a win.

Holler to the paramedics. My paramedics came deep into the ravine-filled woods, about six men, steering a rolling bed thing. We shouted at each other until they made it to the body. It would have been funny, watching them fumble along, if it wasn't so serious.

Get out of there! The paramedics don't need anything from you. They're busy doing their job. They shooed me back to the trail and to the parking lot. I didn't have to go anywhere near the body.

Meet cops in the parking lot. In my situation, the cops didn't want anything from me. They were just picking their noses in the parking lot while the paramedics did the real work. The cops said thanks for helping, while covering their bodycams, because they're pigs.

Go eat donuts. Christ, that was a lot. Let yourself comedown and get some sugar to kickstart your system.

Feel good that you gave a family closure. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, your therapist is going to hear about this. Yeah, next time you come to this location, you're going to need a friend with you. But you did the right thing. You'll never know their family, but know that you gave them closure.

#tw death #cleaning twitter and this came up #its good to think about this now so you're not a blank slate when this happens to you #the donuts are an important part

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starbuck · 1 year ago

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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gummywurm-gaming · 1 year ago

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#me and my sister #based on a text between me and my sister #the blank brothers #the blank sisters #the brothers #the sisters #meme

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choodraws · 5 months ago

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gossip

twitter | ig | inprnt | patreon | store

#oldie from patreon #drew the girls a year ago in a blank void #didnt know what to do w it until i pulled it out of the vault a few days ago #some things need to marinate for a long time i guess

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vivitalks · 29 days ago

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best types of brennan NPC

autism haver

stoner

frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it

anticapitalist proletarian

the most insane person you've ever met

#brennan lee mulligan #in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock #(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster #guess what SHOW i am WATCHING #dimension 20 #d20 #stuff #blmulligan #dnd #ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city #who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod #the johns are obviously the frat bros #seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously #maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact #and her name might be spelled maddie idk #anyway alejandro is the stoner #and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met #strong case for that #the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs #most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail #fantasy high

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vitreouspositive · 2 months ago

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THE FISTBUMP STILL LIVES!!! but through... exchanging blows...

#transformers #maccadam #my art #transformers fanart #megatron #optimus prime #megop #tf one #transformers one #you ever get so excited you accidentally high five your friend too hard #so then youre both holding your hands like #ow.#and for a moment your brains blank out cause of the pain #that yall forget what you were so excited about in the first place #i like to imagine they forgot why they were fighting at that moment

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raptorrobot · 1 year ago

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...like antennas to heaven

link to the full image

#ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #ultrakill earthmover #creations of raptor #tumblr compression made the raw file of the whole comic look like ass so i had to meticulously split it into multiple images #the little gaps are mildly annoying but i promise it is better than seeing this in like 140p #the full image is linked though if you wanna experience it as fully intended #anyways #this is the most insane project i've done in a while #the book in 7-4 man . it just Hit #you were beautiful .#perfect closure .#the pages of the book are blank .#THE PAGES OF THE BOOK ARE BLANK .

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blankcharti · 2 months ago

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Sam or whatever

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley fanart #stardew fanart #sdv sam #blank art

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bbabyteeth · 1 year ago

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Blank Room Soup

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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago

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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]