#It Just Works

[a-skrub]

Horse, Wolf, Crispy Shrimps

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #16

When Hal had asked him which town he protected, Danny was more than happy to tell him, "Amity Park!" When Hal asked Danny where it was, Danny hadn't thought the response, "At this moment? Or where it was last week?" would've caused such chaos in the meeting.

Danny knew not everyone's town traveled across the country, but he didn't think it was odd enough to warrant this kind of reaction.

[therealsaintscully]

[joestarbuckss]

dark haired autistic boy with his light haired extrovert boyfriend >>>

[scales-like-ash]

✨The Game that keeps on giving ✨

[gortrash]

Say what you want about the elder scrolls but it’s the only game series where american accents don’t sound jarringly out of place in a fantasy setting

[skiplo-wave]

Robert Pattinson: *does most camp silly voice imaginable*

Me:

[haveihitanerve]

Nightwing and Batman are on the JL together, but no one knows their connection. Still, they notice Nightwings slight obsession with the older male: Wally: you wanna fuck him so bad you look stupid Nightwing: I disagree, I think I look hella smart.  Wally: *jaw dropped* Justice League: *jaw dropped* Batman: *smirk*

[fangswbenefits]

Not very Christmassy of me but....

Jealous/possessive Astarion + orgasm denial

Take my hand and walk with me, folks......

[just-a-girl-with-a-pistol]

Go, do a crime boiiii

[a-skrub]

POV: You're some bandits in a modded skyrim

[mx-giraffe]

…you know…

kinda reminds me of something…

[jellyjamheadobb]

Guys!!! Look at this charming little lad I found!!

I’m debating on some names for him, and I need YOUR help🫵🫵

[frnkiebby]

so pink belt yes. but pink cons?????? frank pls~🎃

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

NUzi Date Goes Awry

A friend showed me this, and my mind immediately went to NUzi.

(N and Uzi are on a date, only for N to say something cringe and panic)

Uzi: (Jokingly) Wow. That was almost kind of romantic.

N's Left Brain: What are you doing?! We're blowing this!

N's Right Brain: Well, what were we supposed to say?! We don't even know what made her like us in the first place!

LB!N: Fine, fine. Just calm down. The hard part's over. So long as she doesn't throw us any curve balls, I think we're good.

Uzi: So... what should we do now?

LB!N: BISCUITS!

RB!N: What the heck is she talking about?! What comes after handholding?!

LB!N: I don't know! All the dating sims she showed us just go to credits at this point...

RB!N: Well, she asked us a question, so we have to say something!

LB!N: Look, just... Just. Say. Anything!

RB!N: Anything?!

LB!N: Anything! Just... Say it with confidence.

RB!N: Eh, alright. Here goes nothing...

N: We should get married.

LB!N: NOOOOO!!!!

RB!N: What?! You said "Say anything"!

LB!N: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!

RB!N: I'M SORRY, I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE!

LB!N: (Sigh) You know what? It's fine. Forget it. We'll just, play it off as a joke. No harm done.

Uzi: (Crying tears of joy) Yes! Let's do it!

LB!N: YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!

RB!N: Hey, uh, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don't!

Uzi's Left Brain: BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES!?

Uzi's Right Brain: I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!