#Is this too niche?

[secretlychar]

any taz fans like to rompompompom

[willgrahamscock]

I'm a cis woman but I low key wanna have a dick, like it would be cool to be a girl with a cock

this is what I said too and now I wanna look like the person The Killers are singing about . many such cases

[sunnie-angel]

After years of patching himself up and repairing his own gear, Jason Todd is pretty good with a needle and thread.

That means that when you catch your favourite shirt in a door and rip it, he quietly takes it from the laundry pile and mends it. It reappears in your closet, good as knew with nothing said about it.

He’ll dedicate Sunday afternoons to going over his equipment, needle flashing between deft fingers to repair small rips and tears. Humming thoughtfully over bullet holes too big to patch over or tears too large to keep the material uncompromised.

One day, when you’re sorting through your childhood things, you find your favourite stuffed toy from when you were a kid. It’s more worn than you’d remembered, nose almost rubbed off, one eye dangling loose on a thread. Hugging it to your chest causes its head to loll awkwardly, neck stitches starting to rip. You’ve got tears in your eyes and a lump in your throat when Jason sits down on the floor beside you, sewing kit in hand. His hands are so gentle as he takes the toy from you, tender in how each stitch affixes its head back onto the plush body. Fishing around in his kit, he finds a thread to match the colour of your toy’s eye and stitches it on securely. You hold your breath as you watch him, large hands putting back together this remnant of your childhood. He hands it back to you, presses a kiss to your forehead as you snuggle the restored toy to your chest, before packing away his kit.

[darnmand]

Hear me out hear me out…… Interview with the Vampire men but as soju bottle memes???

[almadelsur]

What if I suggested dodge mason as art donaldson’s weird allusive cousin from Texas that he never sees bc they have literally NOTHING in common and who is just so so so sick of ppl comparing him to art and telling him he just looks so much like the rising tennis star.

And what if I said that during a family gathering, art decides to bring reader along and introduce his new girlfriend. Which of course makes all of their aunts and uncles turn to dodge to pester him, asking him when will he be settling down and bring a girl round. And dodge just has so much on his shoulders that this stupid rivalry between him and his cousin is truly the last straw. He just gets so frustrated and in such desperate need for release and validation over his fucking golden sparkling cousin, that he decides to get his own back at art and show you alllllllll the ways that cowboys are better than tennis players. After all, what experience do tennis players have with riding this hard?

[katsukiizmoon]

Katsuki doesn’t tell anyone and would rather die than admit it but.. he reads those stupid romantic poems and thinks about you. Makes something in his chest squeeze tight so that it’s just a tiny bit harder to breathe. His lips tingle at the thought of you referring to him as things like divine and art and all things beautiful. It’s intimate to him and scares the fuck out of him. It makes his heart sprint full speed and leave a mist of perspiration in its wake.

Yeah. He reads shitty romantic, sensual poetry and thinks about you two. You got about as much of a chance as hell freezing over to get it out of him though.

[hamstver]

cinematic parallels

[skeletboi]

I need a mystery trio all go through the portal au.

But make it fiddauthor. And Stan x flirting with random people across dimensions.

Edit: I started this crapshow here.

[psymachine]

the terms they finally agree to are that mac must top, on demand, whenever dennis wants it -- BUT at LEAST once a week, mac must also be face-down-ass-up Fucked into the mattress by: dennis OR (a stand-in of dennis' choosing)

[upwardsonwards]

i put a nametag on your boyfriend and now he’s upside down. yeah the tag says dinnerbone. yeah it’s permanent. sorry.

[queer-reader-07]

i love that "my brother in christ" has become a thing that secular people on the internet just say for shits and giggles. like yes i'm so on board with co-opting phrases i remember hearing at sunday mass and turning them into silly little internet words.

[jarvesque]

Brennan Lee Mulligan interacting with Brennan Lee Mulligan in Ratfisher pt.1

[galaxy-shapeshifter]

This is not a ship I expected to get into while reading Impulse.

[eastgaysian]

no i'd love to debate more about ai with you, you can come over to my house to do it. just quickly though, can you read any chinese? no? fantastic. i need you to come with me into this room - don't worry about the computer in here or the slot in the door, just have a seat and we can talk,

[zombrement]

Does any of this make sense...do you guys see my vision.

[batsycline69]

I know we all associate jason with jane austen (as is good and right) HOWEVER there is something about regency romance that SCREAMS bruce to me.

I’m thinking about the quote from Emma, “if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.”

I’m also thinking about Wentworth’s confession letter in Persuasion; “You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope…I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight years and a half ago.”

like it’s the repression and the love that’s too big to be repressed. But also a love that can most effectively be conveyed after sitting down and thinking it through (for example, writing a letter).

I need to you think about him and then think about Mr. Darcy’s initial love confession and TELL ME that isn’t Bruce. Like, your family sucks, your whole life is a mess, but against my better judgement, I’m bonkers in love with you.

I’m not out here saying bruce is an austonian hero because he does not have the emotional competence, but like. DO YOU SEE IT.