#Is it likely? Probably not
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littlecactiguy · 2 years ago
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New (random and absurd) Theory:
Little is Penny
Thought Process: what if the inhabitants of the Ever After are the souls of people from Remnant who've died. Soon after arrival, they find roles that define them. Little doesn’t have hers yet since she’s still young (i.e. her soul arrived recently).
also memories of who they were in the past aren’t retained.
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(I feel like I should have a disclaimer somewhere that everything I say is about 50% actual theory and 50% me being absurd)
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totallovestrucksimp · 5 months ago
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Here’s to hoping that Mrs Raikes shows up in season three with a divorce order and Larry flaunts his newfound relationship with Marian in front of his stupid face🍷
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transingthoseformers · 11 months ago
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I have been thinking about pre-war gladiator!earthspark Megatron these last few months and there's fun to be had
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dorykinny · 2 months ago
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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
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liquidstar · 8 months ago
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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inkskinned · 6 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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crow-caller · 3 months ago
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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.
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intercrusher · 4 months ago
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this is their foreplay
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trashy-greyjoy · 10 months ago
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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The math just adds up!
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wizard-laundry · 5 months ago
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QUICK REMINDER
In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.
be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.
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i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD
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bananonbinary · 1 year ago
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also worth noting that "abusive" doesn't actually mean "irredeemable" either.
there's a lot of people that have done things in the past that were bad, because they weren't taught any better, or they were in an overall toxic situation where EVERYONE was shitty (like a cult), or they were just at an especially low point and hurt others for it.
you don't have to forgive them. you don't have to ever speak to them again. you can be angry with them until you die if you want.
but society cannot function if we don't allow them to move on. to change their behavior and fuck off somewhere else and build meaningful relationships without bothering you again. we need a path for people to change, or nothing ever will.
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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paintedcrows · 13 days ago
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*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP
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