#Iron Dad & Spider Son
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ivvyela · 4 months ago
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listen idk what to think of rdj as doctor doom but i DO know the irondad & spider-son ao3 tag is about to get crazy
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spiderbae2319 · 9 months ago
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“The Uncle Ben Effect” - The principle that dictates any parental figure of Peter Parker will undoubtedly croak. (likely in front of him)
Richard and Mary? Dead.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May? Dead.
Tony Stark? Dead.
Fucking Quentin Beck who only PRETENDED to care about Peter in order to steal and try to kill him. Within days the man was in the ground.
Jesus Christ can this child have a family PLEASE!
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that-agender-from-pluto · 10 months ago
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I just read the best Peter parker whump fics ever
And I fell in love with a new authors writing style
So a good time all around
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wynnd-citrus · 3 months ago
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Main drawing for my next comic (posting in two segments bc it’s too long for a single post)
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spidey-017 · 2 months ago
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Peter: *almost dies*
Tony: jeez kid, did Rogers teach you your self-preservation skills or something?
Peter: no, my parents did
Tony: kid-
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stxar-pvnk · 8 months ago
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(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)
Baby Pete struggling to say words
Peter: Ma...
Pepper: he's going to say mama!
Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.
Peter: Da...
Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement
Peter: ...Beryllium!
Pepper: ...
Tony: ...
Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.
Tony: ...my bad.
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ironspidersblog · 4 months ago
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Peter: about to do something dangerous lol
Tony, 20 miles away, sitting up in a cold sweat:
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irondadspiderson4evr · 3 months ago
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Peter: TONY TONY TONY TONY
Tony: No, you cannot borrow my iron man suit for high school hero day.
Peter: NO THAT ISN’T IT!
Tony, turning around: What is it t- is that a knife?
Peter, gesturing at the knife in his side: YEAH! I got stabbed!
Tony, panicking: WELL WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU AT THE HOSPITAL-
Peter: Because! I wanted to show you! It’s my first stabbing!
Tony: YOU SHOULD NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS!
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at1r1-park3r · 3 months ago
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Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!
Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.
Peter: Haha, good luck with that!
Principal: What?
Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*
Principal: but I have their phone numbers....
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anyaharveyii · 7 months ago
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the first time peter messes up badly enough that tony drops the full name ("peter benjamin parker!"), peter just freezes. he bluescreens for a solid thirty seconds, barely comprehending anything else that tony's saying.
and then he tackles tony in a hug.
and tony jumps 'cause he's obviously startled that they did a complete 180. and peter just starts shaking like a leaf, cause the only people who've ever called him by his full name using that particular tone were people like may, and people like ben, and people like his parents—
and peter knows that tony has no idea what he's just done, but it doesn't matter, because that's the moment when peter realizes that he wants tony to think of him as a son.
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justsmth2 · 5 months ago
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irondad art in 2024
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thewrittenpodcast · 6 months ago
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Peter: can we get a puppy
Tony: no
Peter: why
Tony: we have Harley
Peter: but Harley isn't a puppy
Harley, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow:
Peter:
Peter: never mind I see your point
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spiderbae2319 · 1 year ago
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I was sitting in my room when, for no reason, this popped into my head…
Isn’t it devastating that Tony didn’t live to see Riri and her Ironheart suit
Now she’ll never get a mentor/superhero dad and a swath of super-pseudo-siblings
Just because Peter didn’t want to be the next Iron man, didn’t mean no one did…
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marionluth · 6 months ago
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Tony: Have you ever considered TRYING to be careful when you're spider-Manning?
Peter: Life's too short for careful.
Tony: Life's even shorter without careful, kid! Drunk Spider-Manning? Really?
Peter: You once entertained party guests by doning your armor and shooting glasses they threw in the air.
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: This is one of those do as I say not as I do moments.
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: I regret nothing.
Tony: I'm telling Pepper.
Peter: I'm going to my room to think about my actions and thoroughly repent.
Tony: There's some good use of your Spidey-sense.
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wynnd-citrus · 3 months ago
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nearly forgot to post this onto my tumblr today (im so used to just posting to IG and then being done but i must now take care of my tumblr page too hehe)
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ineedsleepsoleavemealone · 8 months ago
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back on my fast and furious bullshit. I want a Peter AU that's like May can't afford the rent after Ben's funeral and hospital bills, so Peter wants to help out. The last thing Ben taught Peter to do was drive. Since the spider bite gives him spider sense and fast reflexes, he tries street racing. And he's really good at it, so he starts racing for money so he can help May. He goes out at night as a street racer and Spider-Man almost every night, and tells May he got a night shift job or something idk.
All I can see is:
Tony: So you got superpowers and decided to fucking street race?
Peter: I needed the money! And I was Spider-Man!
Tony: You could've become a wrestler or something, but a street racer?!
Peter: Hey, I was amazing at racing!!
Tony: Apparently not amazing enough to avoid the cops.
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