#Internet nonsense

[archaeologysucks]

I just had someone decline my suggestion to add the names of a person’s parents and children to their memorial on FindAGrave, because, and I quote, “this memorial is about Dianna, not her children.” Which is officially the most bizarre reason I’ve ever encountered for someone declining an edit on there.

[transgwender616]

"(Fill in the blank here) has gotten so bad nowadays."

No (same as the first blank) has always been this bad. The only difference is we have the internet to show us how bad it is.

[friendlycursedspaceotter]

note: whatever you do, don’t let this site become mainstream. that’s when it’s over for us.

We need to become invisible for 4+ years.

[roach-pizza]

I love how people demanding laws to stop bullying on the Internet meanwhile nothing is done about bullying in person. Like if you want bullying to stop we gotta start teaching kids it's okay and encouraged to stop bullies with violence if necessary. Problem solved.

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

@professortseng I think some of the people going on about this would be happier believing in the Orb

People being mad about Yasuke is so funny. Like, he was real. There actually was a black samurai who was a personal retainer to Oda Nobunaga. That shit happened. Sorry you're mad about one of the coolest people to ever exist.

[maverickhuntersnow]

>see funny post making fun of a yank on tiktok who thinks there's no sun in north korea

>look in comment section

>people accuse op of being pro north korea

>netizens flock to op's defense saying the post is obviously not defending north korea just making fun of ignorant tiktokkers

>mfw op shows up in the comments to become the very strawman the commenters were claiming they were

>op glazes the shit out of north korea, says its a paradise with no human rights violations ever

>anyone who points out evidence to the contrary is dismissed as "spreading cia propaganda"

>mfw

[abstractstew]

Vegan squirrel chili

I asked ChatGPT for a recipie for vegan squirrel chili and this is what I got back. Enjoy.

Vegan Squirrel Chili (using a premium vegan squirrel substitute)

Ingredients;1 tbsp olive oil

1 large onion, chopped

2 bell peppers, chopped (bonus points for foraged)

2 cloves garlic, minced (for that fresh woodland aroma)

1 package vegan squirrel substitute (look for "Squirrely Vegan™," or substitute with jackfruit if unavailable)

1 can black beans, drained and rinsed1 can kidney beans, drained and rinsed

1 can diced tomatoes (fire-roasted for authenticity)

2 cups vegetable broth

1 tbsp chili powder

1 tsp cumin

1/2 tsp smoked paprika

1/2 tsp dried oregano (harvested at dawn by moonlight if possible)

Salt and pepper to taste

Fresh cilantro and lime wedges (to garnish and for that campfire vibe)

Instructions1. In a large pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat.

Add the onions, peppers, and garlic, and sauté until they start to smell like the edge of a misty clearing in the woods, about 5 minutes

.2. Add your vegan squirrel substitute. Break it up with a spoon, browning slightly to release that rich, wild flavor (or the closest approximation thereof).

3. Stir in the beans, diced tomatoes, vegetable broth, and spices. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for about 30 minutes.

4. Season to taste with salt and pepper, imagining yourself foraging in a rustic, squirrel-free forest.

5. Serve with cilantro, lime, and a sense of whimsy.

Share with followers and enjoy the aesthetic confusion.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

Happy September everybody, NaNoWriMo has decided to go "no YOU'RE the baddies" because no one likes their AI-ridden sponsor, lmao. In other news, multiple authors are suing OpenAI for copyright infringement.

[10blue10]

Who is raising these people to be selfish entitled cretins?

not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead

Making a comment to get this to post.

[pinetreevillain]

And then they kiss??

Some People really liked green blurr

[noraqrosa]

just woke up and one of the first things i read on Facebook is someone saying that people who say the "friend zone" isn't real are T3RFy

time to go back to sleep and hope that when i wake up next the world makes sense again

[transgwender616]

When the random e celeb I hate just for being annoying is outed as being way worse then I could possibly imagine

[thevulturesquadron]

Dropping this as an example and leaving out any names - so please don’t go and start an argument with these people or harass anyone. It’s not why I'm writing this, it gives them more attention, and there is no room for an actual conversation.

But, to my point! I am starting to believe that people online aren’t always shitheads on purpose. They are seriously lacking reading comprehension and that is absolutely terrifying.

In this one example the dev has not said any of the things they are being accused of. Let me break this down a bit.

Starting with the Bellara statement - the answer literally says Bellara is the most knowledgeable when it comes to elven magic EXCEPT compared to the elven gods. And even then, it’s prefaced by two things: 1. PROBABLY, which is used to show that it’s not a certainty and that there's a high chance there are others around the world (let’s saaay... people like Merrill), but they are not within reach so it's inconsequential. And 2. ‘Bellara ASSUMES’, which implies she doesn’t actually hold the totality of knowledge. The game shows again and again that she is in the process of learning through experimenting and nothing in this answer contradicts that. Additionally, literally during the game, Bellara has access to Solas’s ancient library at the Lighthouse AND an ancient archive of knowledge. Basically she has MANUALS on ancient magic from the very people that practiced it.

2. ‘Evanuris don’t understand magic’ - again the answer never said that. What it conveyed was that the Evanuris had access to magic and found ways to make it work for them. It was a tool, much like electricity: we didn’t invent it, it is a phenomenon we learnt to turn into power and use. The game kept reminding everyone again and again that the Evanuris weren’t gods, just powerful mages and Epler’s answer just reaffirmed that. (Plus this is something previous games have also hinted at repeatedly). The Elven Gods didn’t invent magic, and much like everyone else in Thedas, after they tapped into that force they started applying it in ways they were able to understand. Solas himself (the voice the devs created to tell a story) said that in so many ways throughout the game, so why are people acting like this is the first time they're hearing about it??

Anyway, this is just me taking the time to analyze one of the many absolutely mind-boggling takes that exist out there, and there’s… a lot of them. These people should just put the phone down and open a book.

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

'omg mumbo is kinda buff and athletic in real life?? but he's such a nerd!' i hate to say it but this is just a description of every professional cinematographer ever

[catboythanatos]

the tiktok trend thats like "making our parent read brainrot phrases" but its streamer robotnik making stone read them ok thank you

[plusultraetc]

One thing we do not give Midoriya enough credit for is training to be a hero while someone he admired was watching. he had to go from normal nerdy teenager to OFA user & hero school hopeful in like ten months while his idol was literally right there critiquing his every move. have you ever tried to do anything ever while someone you admired was watching you? this truly was my anxiety academia