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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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it's like a hieronymus bosch painting in here
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
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you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that
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they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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My brother asked me how I can handle the spicy Korean instant ramen and I was like oh I just don’t use the whole flavor packet and he just could not comprehend the concept
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you ever see a rodent so cute you start crying?
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