dante. 24. he/they. 🇨🇦. vyvanse boyqueen. occasional writer / artist / human. 🌟 ... i'm basically a stobotnik blog now sorry not sorry // icon by PotatoLord (picrew)
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
#thanks for this#i need to be given instructions to stretch#also my arms are SO weak man i could not do 30 on each side. physically not strong enough#so i guess i need to add this to my repertoire daily pls pray for me
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more robotnik hair stuff >-<
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they’re so silly and stupid /affectionate
this is my forth stobotnik edit. they own my brain now.
like on tiktok here: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSrRCAa7n/ <3
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
#obsessed obsessed w the rose moment and why does he put him in a headlock#this got so little screentime w all the cuts but im glad it exists for us to ponder and think about for all time#their minds....#🪨🥚
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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Some Stone + Stobotnik sketches whilst I try to finish my Uni work.
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I’ve been tweeking out bc I am OBSESSED with sonic the hedgehog. It makes me feel almost nauseous by how much I’ve been hyper fixating on.
Anyway Stobotnik nation please enjoy your small meal :3
I made this one thinking of how Stone would react to just robotnik being… well himself to say the least
I head canon Eggman having pretty bad insomnia (he needs his emotional support stone). So when he actually gets sleep, he just doesn’t sleep in proper places, in other words he falls asleep the strangest ways. Most of the time he looks like a shrimp at his desk, but he’s been seen also using a batnik as a pillow
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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
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I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲
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big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps
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What goes on in the lab girl...

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ok this is not to self promote but i did write one myself.... im pretty proud of it i think its sweet :) its slightly canon divergent but not by that much it counts
and then i went to look thru my own bookmarks to find recs and ur right theres so few man we need to remedy this... but i do have a couple !
my favourite stobotnik author EVERRRR cowboymanboy on ao3 has one set in the crab era, called as seen on tv
and the beloved applekitkats has these fics which focus on robotnik's near-death and stone caring for him. they inspired me in part when writing my own :]
and there is one short one i could find where stone gives him a bath :) and then the lovely demetera has this one where stone also helps him bathe wheeeee
also why are there no Sonic 2-3 timeskip stobotnik fics i want to read them does anyone have reccs
#i wish i had more to offer u but i hope this helps :)#i gotta write more crab era stuff.. be the change u want to see in the world and all that#danny rambles#stobotnik
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
#im in The Back at the grocery store beholding manmade horrors beyond your conprehension#mostly answering phone calls and lifting boxes on and off of carts#getting pissed off at how heavy they are or by how someone decided to place them on the shelf in a stupid way#customer service + manual labour the worst of both worlds#online order department woes
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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