#Insurance posting

[milkwizard]

Spoiler yes it was

[purplecatghostposts]

Chat Noir: Hey, my lady? Quick question: why was Argos multitasking during patrol and trying to solve a cryptex? He said he got it from you.

Ladybug, casually: Oh, it’s from my latest treasure hunt I made for him.

Chat Noir: …You give him treasure hunts? Why?

Ladybug: I still don’t totally trust him not to pull another ‘Red Moon’ incident so I figured if I give him enrichment, he’s gonna be spending his time solving puzzles and figuring out clues that take him all over the city instead of potentially becoming a supervillain again.

Chat Noir, who watched Félix spend several hours to solving riddles last night: …Huh. Does he know..?

Ladybug: 90% sure, yes. I don’t think he cares that much, he’s pretty invested in it and I’m great at creating complex systems with clues to follow so— it works out. Plus usually there is something to find at the end of the trail. Usually Kagami.

[sharkface]

[oldmanffucker]

Cuddy & Scully would change the fabric of the universe if they met

[captainknackig]

Stargate SG-1 as text posts (5/12)

[animeyanderetalker]

Darling returning to their house after having bought some groceries only to find Jinpachi standing outside their smoking apartment with firefighters surrounding him, holding a burnt pan in his hand:

Darling: "What?! Did?! You?! Do?!"

Jinpachi, staring with mild disdain at the burnt pan he is holding: "It started off fine...and then it was suddenly on fire."

Darling: "You set my kitchen on fire!!"

Jinpachi, pushing up his glasses: "That is incorrect. I didn't set fire on your kitchen. Fire was all of a sudden on your kitchen."

Jinpachi and darling staring at each other whilst darling contemplates murder through strangulation by using the hose of the fire truck.

Jinpachi: "I assume I'm forbidden of using the kitchen from now on?"

Darling: "Yes. Yes, you are."

[funshinebf]

world peace. hope this hasnt been done before <3

[gibsalotdoodles]

i love to board these creatures.. the minkowski and the eiffel. soon they will be animated

[gertstarlight]

south asian sapphics in media <3

[allthatispeculiar]

[all-pacas]

i bet the hospital admin staff low key rejoiced when chase took over because yeah the diagnostics department is insane but for the first time in like twenty years they’re up to date on their paperwork thanks to his insane meticulousness

honestly chase md is probably so funny because like

a) charting and notes are so good now!!! b) patient complaints are way down, chase is so charming and polite!! c) just last week he managed to kiss someone's ass hard enough they decided not to sue!!!! he just looked really sad and bought them coffee and gently touched the single woman patient's shoulder and she dropped all charges!!

like everyone is praising him to hell and back, they love the change, it's so wonderful, and meanwhile foreman has a 3 week migraine because chase is absolutely 1000% doing all the malpractice and illegal shit house did, he's just so much better at acting like he isn't

[hashtagloveloses]

people calling milly thompson a herbo/bimbo/etc is literally insane she’s the only person on almost all of gunsmoke who knows ON SIGHT that that’s THEE vash the stampede while everyone else is acting like looney tunes going “noooo that cant possibly be him!!!” meanwhile her short idiot girlfriend meryl is buying donuts for the guy and driving herself nuts following him around and writing reports and can’t fucking figure it out…you FOOLS. meryl’s the JOCK girlfriend, 1 braincell, 50 small guns in her cape and a fuckass bob, while milly has the braincells, the muscle, AND the feminine wiles!!!! you just don’t realize it bc she chooses to be silly!

[lightlytoastedcashews]

it’s so fucking funny to me that andrew minyard owns a maserati. it’s both wildly out of character and so aggressively in character at the same time. he really said let me take this insurance money and buy myself a half million dollar car in 2007. insane.

[kartsie]

Team “Catherine Todd deserves the world and a nuanced limited series that explores poverty and the broken American healthcare system”

[cheese-rat29]

hannibal is really lucky that he is self-employed in his own private practice because can you IMAGINE if he had an hr department overseeing him?