#Indie Games TF2

[lobyuslucas]

I spent the time of my life writing a voice script for Aubrey at Indie Fortress

Not all possible lines from the game but only the most important ones

-Start of the match Bullets Delivery ! Time to kick some ass Turn it up Hell yeeeeeeeea Show time Let's rock it on Rise and shine, fellas, let's win this Time to break it down

-Domination (Without any specific character) Does the ground taste good there? You should have known that the last thing you would see in your life would be the muzzle of my gun If you were looking for someone to step on you, you found it. EAT THIS Put your mangy ass out, piece of shit Ohh well, I thought it was going to be a real fight Disappoint me less next time! Hey, did anyone see the competition? Because I only see people being humiliated! If that was the best you got, you don't even need to go back, okay? If you gonna fall like this, better not leave spawn, chucklehead I'm gonna need a counter to see how many times I'm going to shoot you until you fall, huh I'm the best! Now repeat after me, I. OWNED. YOUR. ASS Haha, someone here needs some survival lessons, huh?

-Dominating another Scout Don't try to displace me who was born for the throne, faker In the end we know that the original always remains on top Try to come up with an excuse not to come next time. And that's the difference between those who face and those who run

Dominating Soldier (Peppino) Did your fat ass slow you down ? This is the tortoise versus the hare, diabetes man Learn to speak good English so you can come at me, Italian Nice hustles, Chronic Anxiety. Don't forget your diabetes meds when you get back You stupidly embarrassed your uniform, nothing new here Your breath is worse than the seasoning on my grandma's pasta. And look, she's already dead Pineapple on pizza is enough to ruin your brain, frankly. Just relax, take a deep breath and enjoy your death I only advanced your side, you would already die of a heart attack

-Dominating Pyro (Sunny) If you want to settle our accounts, then stop murmuring We've done this before, needing Kel to hide your ugly face? There is no funeral for you, you don't deserve one Fire won't hide your pain in your soul, and I'll make it worse I'm not gonna ask you to give a message to Mari, you might be burning in hell You should never have left your bubble, now your fear is me now For a guy who never says anything, you're pretty predictable! After all the years you dare to show your face to me, then I will give you instant karma Hiding your ass from me doesn't work, not now or ever again I just wanted to know… did you really think you were going to escape me forever?

-Dominating Demoman (Anton) Try to bomb this here, drunk beggar Guess what, I'm faster than hell, burp machine I'm a Wrecking Ball chasing your ass to kick it out of here, demolisher It will be difficult to reach the speed of my burst with half a dozen alcohol So this is the guy who faced Satan, I think it was just the expired whiskey Honestly, I'm not used to facing street beggars in a war If you really aren't even afraid of the devil, then I'm your fear Don't try to drink to forget me, I'll make you redder with anger And that? All this badass fame and you can't even stand up straight?

-Dominating Heavy (Susie) Eat it, Roidy Don't try to hide your ugly face from me, my bullets are faster Get your asteroids here, your extinction is quick like me From here I declare you extinct Don't even try to pass me, I'm just gonna make you more purple Better use your prehistoric reptilian brain next time Bid farewell to what remains of your race, dinosaur If a minigun couldn't hit me, I think the problem is with you. Cry some more, sassy, make my day better

-Dominating Engineer (Gerome) Here's an equation for you, My bullets + Your skull = Your fat brain spread out on the floor You should calculate my speed first to try to hit me, smartass Ah yes, cathetus of the ipotenuse will save you from me, just blink and you are already being dominated I just wanted to know who authorized the janitor to use weapons, that was easier than I imagined Now it's going to be me using your face to clean up the rest of your brain scattered on the floor Now sentries are prohibited, I want to see you dare to return after this Do you have anything intelligent to say now, janitor?

-Dominating Medic (Hero) Tell me, doctor, who is useless now? There's nothing to heal here, I've already massacred your entire battalion Holy God, you are as slow as Kel Medical school won't save you here, housewife No one ever needed your help, you know I'll be a bully, now I'm your worst enemy, weirdo nerd Here's the truth that Sunny didn't tell you, you're a sissy faggot Nothing personal, your fake perfect attitude just irritates everyone, you maniac Get out of here and go back to the kitchen, nurse Here's your reward, fancy pants, gunpowder exploding in your face

-Dominating Sniper (Kris) Oh god, is this serious? Nobody likes snipers, stop acting like the cold and calculating Kris's big tactic is… ignore everyone? Freaking innovative, you bully magnet Hey, moron! Is staying silent a strategy… or just a lack of courage? This "mysterious silence" thing is just an excuse to not face what scares you…it doesn't surprise me Try taking a headshot on this one, faggot emo Take off that fringe if you want to hit me first, son of a hatchet There's something I have that you don't have… the morality to say something Just doing everyone a favor, dirty camper

-Dominating Spy (Chara) You. Are. Adopted. You have no morals to say anything about me Return to the cave you came out of immediately, sneaky cockroach You're like cockroaches and rats, they only serve to crush Don't try to hide your fat ass from me, he always asks me to kick him, bimbo Your cave rat smell reveals your disguise, idiot, so better run from me I was never on your side, just like everyone else, you parasite Your corwardice disgusts everyone, and thank God, you're dead Try to take a stab at this here, you sneaky chick Ah, I thought the "monster" was going to give me a challenge… it just made me sleepy You like a knife in the back, right? Too bad I prefer head-on shooting! All the Spy equipment to lose like that? Oh, what a waste of drama!

-Activate Charge Turn it up, doc Rock it on, doc Rock that shit, hero Let's break it down, hero Drop that crap, homie

-Cart going back (Defense) let's send them to the hole they came from Keep going at this pace, we are humiliating I work with winners, this game is already won This is far from over, push the kart Victory is sweet, for all of us

-Cart going back (Offense) This is ridiculous, where did you guys learn to shoot? You all only have one job, push that bomb Nobody here is retarded, push that damn kart I'm not going to get fired because of all of you guys, push that freakin goddamn kart It seems like I'm doing everything, do you guys want a discount on your salary?

-Cart going foward (Defense) I'm not going to suffer a pay cut because of all of you, stop those dyslexics Work you idiots, they are proceeding with that bomb Just tell me who's holding the team back and I'll fix it myself All you have to do is push them back into the hole, it's so hard to do just one task Someone stop those imbeciles, they're pushing the bomb at us

-Cart going foward (Offense) Everyone with me, PUSH Push the bomb, dumbasses, push that shit Don't stop to sing victory before the time, keep moving forward This is far from over here, let's get 'em I can see their base from here, the victory is all ours

-Push the cart Push that bomb now Push that card now, they're coming Push the damn card, dumbasses I'm not going to do this alone, push the cart Make this bomb move forward, in any way possible PUSH. THE. CARD. BASTARDS Let's go Let's go Let's go, we have work to do

-Stop the Cart Everybody, stop that bomb. Push that thing back in the hole Push that thing back where it shouldn't have gone They're still pushing the bomb, you retards Stop that thing, stop that goddamn cart I still see them advancing with the bomb, you useless idiots Our time is now, stop those little shits I refuse to not complain, do your jobs and stop those incompetents

-Captured control point All ours, their entire base is ours That's what I'm talking about! And it didn't even get my t-shirt dirty. What's next? And the prize for being in charge of this whole mess goes to… me here Take this tasty point and give it to me Today I rented the whole day just for myself This point is mine, don't even try to touch it Y'all should have known that I would come back to get my point Look at me, this is my territory now You all are in my turf now Get your lazy asses out of my turf, morons

-Match tied Today is not my day…what a disappointment Oh Dear God, just kill me already Since we're here I wanted to ask what you all were doing You all managed to be worse than the other team, congratulations It has to be a joke, it's not possible WHY ? JUST WHY? Oh come on, gimme a break Is this some kind of sick joke?

-Revenge You got yourself in trouble, moron, now you better hold your nerves Guess what, I always dominate Back to you, blockhead Yeah, Yeah, Try to kill me again, I can always rub your face on the hot floor again The law of return always works, so it's better to stick with it Don't try to run from me, I always win

-Primary & Secondary weapon kill Eat this, blockhead This here is a real Touchdown Look at the pipe, and smile at the flash (Happy laugh) you had to see your face on the floor (laughs loudly) No, seriously, this is ridiculous Come on, cry some more, you're already ridiculous in yourself Come on guys, give me a real challenge, not these amateurs! You all suck in an indescribable way (Insulting laugh) Get dunked, loser Just know you're going down with my fifty eight clips

-Melee kill Your face is now printed on my bat I don't have time to slow asses like you Get your face on the ground, dumbass she swings, and it's a home run Get this wind-up in your head, moron BOINK! BONK! Time to make your neck spin around Seeing you flying away with your face crooked is just the height of comedy Fly away, dumbass

-Ubercharge effect Now it's the party, and the main star… is me You can call me a legend! Because no one who passes through here will leave alive! Supercharged is merciless, cowards! You all will remember me This is my chance to shine, and you are the stage for slaughter You are just obstacles in my show! Now get out of the way! Know that I will be the last thing you will see in your life You all asked for it… now hold on this wave! Today you guys will see a home run sunk in losers There goes the queen of destruction! And every single of you gonna be transformated in dead meat!

If anyone wants to do a dubbing, make a fan game with this or comics, just give me credit for the idea

For those who are confused, the context is in the post fixed on my profile

[killer-wizard]

now that i have your attention: please go donate or reblog this compaign !! ive been tagged by @khawla-gfm2 for some time now and the family hasn't reached their goal yet!!

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here's Khawla's words from the gfm page:

"I am Khawla from Gaza, 34 years old. I stand before you as a person trying to support her family of 5: Me, my husband, and my three children: Muhammad, who is 5 years old; Sham, who is 3 years old; and Ghazal, who is nearly a year and a half old. In our terrible conditions, My son Muhammad contracted hepatitis from drinking contaminated water, and both he and Sham are deprived of their right to register in kindergarten, daycare, or other educational institutions. Additionally, due to the circumstances and lack of income, necessary benefits like milk are not provided to baby Ghazal.

With that, my husband's livelihood ha been completely destroyed since we are no longer entitled to work; and we expect to live under miserable conditions in tents in Mawasi Khan Yunis. It is difficult for me to find the words to describe what we face every day in Gaza; with no food, no medicine, no clean drinking water; with oppression, helplessness, psychological pressures, doubts, and daily traumas caused by everything around us and inability to care for loved ones. the fear of danger, disease and death never leaves us.

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[gingerale13]

they are taking over my brain

Zooms under cut

[beastinthecave]

Started working on a tf2 horror fangame inspired by capture the intelligence and emesis blue :)

This is the first area of the game.

[pierrelucstl]

Medic Erin!

[jumpyj3st3r]

Fanart of my mains

[tea-time-with-frogs]

something i think is really neat is how medic is very silly and exaggerated in the way he talks and acts but also his resting face is like. the opposite of that. and also he stands super straight (it's from backpain i just know) and the way he moves is sort of?? mechanical? like he needs to remember how an interaction is performed. and when i was cosplaying him i realised how similiar that is to how i naturally act and it felt pretty cool

[commandergene]

Why is NOW when my brain decides to get me back into all the things I thought I was over, like I have to study not geek out.

[necromanticzz]

HEY YOU!

would YOU like to watch a very scuffed attempt at a first stream? would YOU like to see a medic main in action? would YOU be free tonight?

if so, feel free to stop by my twitch! i will be live starting at 6pm est tonight (may 18th) and going at least until 8pm! mostly tf2 but may switch if i get bored or whatever. it would mean a lot if you would stop by!

[gagedraws]

15 Years of Team Fortress 2!! 💥

Also 1 year Anniversaries of...

🍕FNAF Security Breach

🍔Happy’s Humble Burger Farm

🌸Poppy Playtime

🐰Chapter 4 of Dark Deception

💲Chapter 2 of Deltarune

[cerinslair]

Summary of Sunday's Heart Heist playtest:

Same heist this Sunday, Dec15th. But the patron's preferences are randomized at the start of each game! How will that weigh on our thieves' decisions? If you're in the Dayton area of Ohio, consider coming to Orion Bricks and Games at noon for a game! You might even get to bring the (LEGO) dragon home with you if you win!

[tgoldwalker]

(Schedule for 1/6-1/12)

Turns out pirates expect you to pay them, who knew?

[mizukidevlog]

Devlog 31

This was a week of optimizations for my game, and I did something that I don't think very many games have ever done, especially platformers...

I have removed contact damage from the game.

I know, pretty crazy right? Literally every platformer that I could think of has it. Something just feels off about it though. Like, if an enemy is jumping over you through the air and its foot just happens to touch your character, how is that supposed to do any damage???

Instead of contact damage, I opted for very quick sudden attacks that an enemy can do when you get too close to them as shown below:

But yeah. I think contact damage might be a little overrated or at least an old mechanic that doesn't really need to stick around, but what y'all think?

Something else that I am very happy and excited about is completing NPC dialog! I know that I showcased the basics of it last week, but this week I got dialog branches working. Now you can say yes, no, or whatever else appears in those two small boxes

That's all for now. The weeks are starting to blend together in terms of game development. I might need to start taking notes on what I've worked on or something.

See you next week! <3

[jakeonaut]

[beastinthecave]

Finished implementing the pyro in my tf2 horror fangame :)

Gonna tweak the model tomorrow since i forgot a couple things like their gloves.

[sharkblaj]

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