#Incorrect Haruhi Suzumiya quotes

[incorrectsosbrigadequotes]

Haruhi: This date is boring.

Kyon: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Haruhi: Then why did you invite me?

Kyon: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

[letyukisayfuck]

Kyon: Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour. Kyon: Turns out it was just me and my sister meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house.

[taichi-x-koushiro]

"...and Koushiro, {in 'that' kind of 'world'}, would 'just' be a 'quiet' person who loves computers. Yes, Koushiro might remain *partly* 'expressionless', to a point... but Koushiro would still laugh at jokes that don't land - including Koushiro's own - and might blush just a bit in embarrassment. And then as time goes by... Koushiro would just gradually open up Koushiro's heart."

"...That's the kind of person Koushiro might become..." - Taichi Yagami {"Incorrect Quote"} (Source: "Suzumiya Haruhi no Shōshitsu")

“Why won’t you allow Tentomon to evolve?! Tell me why!” Koushiro understood after Taichi explained himself, but he turned pale upon realizing that he had spoken to his senior {senpai} Taichi with such an insolent tone. Even {Koushiro} seemed surprised at what {Koushiro} had done. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean—” But Taichi said, “Don’t worry about it. In fact, it made me happy to hear you speak so casually to me. I felt like you’d finally opened up your heart to me.” - Digimon Adventure Novel #3 Pt 2; during vs. Mugendramon; Written by director Hiroyuki Kakudou & {+Koushiro's} script-writer Hiro Masaki; Translated by Digital Scratch (Link in Comments)

[incorrect-tmohs]

Yuki : The song "Despacito" has 6.7 billion views on YouTube. I wonder how many people have died listening to it.

Kyon : What.

Yuki : Statistically, there should be a few.

[alien-slushie]

*Adrein and Nino wanted to try something new*

Adrien: What's up ladies? I'm just your average charmer and the names Adrien! Hala!

Nino: And I'm Nino; the Crimson Super Ball! Guess why they call me that. Hala!

Class: ...

Marinette: ...😟😭 Waaaaa! Waaa!

Alya: What's wrong with you idiots?! Get rid of those cheesy outfits! You're making Marinette cry!

[incorrect-hunterx-quotes]

Illumi: Are you sane?

Hisoka: I always act with a reasonable amount of sanity.

[promarepropaganda]

Lio, to Kray: It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass.

[shujinquotes]

Makoto: Are you sane?

Yusuke: I always act with a reasonable amount of sanity.

[kunugigaokaquotes]

Karasuma: Are you sane?

Koro Sensei: I always act with a reasonable amount of sanity.

[ultimateincorrectquotes]

Kaito: Are you sane?

Kokichi: I always act with a reasonable amount of sanity.

[quotesfromthebus]

May: Are you sane?

Coulson: I always act with a reasonable amount of sanity.

[incorrectsosbrigadequotes]

Haruhi: *pitches an idea*.

Koizumi, impressed: huh, there might be something here!

Kyon, under his breath: yeah, a lawsuit.

[letyukisayfuck]

Koizumi: It’s okay to admit your mistakes, Kyon. Kyon, stirring his coffee: I like it better with salt.

[thissideofthegate]

Kurisu: Are you sane?

Rintaro: I always act with a reasonable amount of sanity.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Haruhi : They don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind.

Kyon : Thank god.

[alien-slushie]

Today Class A is practicing disguises!

Bakugou: What's up ladies? I'm just your average charmer and the names Katsuki! Hala!

Todoroki: And I'm Shoto; the Crimson Super Ball! Guess why they call me that. Hala!

Class A: ...

Midoriya: ...😟😭 Miiiii! Miiii!

Mina: What's wrong with you idiots?! Get rid of those cheesy outfits! You're making Midori cry!