#tmohs incorrect quotes

[letyukisayfuck]

[during the light novel version of Remote Island Syndrome] Haruhi: Tell me something you like. Kyon: Like, or love? Haruhi: Love. Kyon: You.

[re-reclass]

I keep forgetting to post this one. Admittedly the tone got a bit away from me but it was fun to take a spin at editing in the style of the dumb philosophical talks these two have. Quote from @incorrect-tmohs.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Yuki : The song "Despacito" has 6.7 billion views on YouTube. I wonder how many people have died listening to it.

Kyon : What.

Yuki : Statistically, there should be a few.

[brigadeleadxr]

Itsuki: she knocked that smug look off my face.

Itsuki: luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Haruhi : They don't make them like me anymore. I'm the last of my kind.

Kyon : Thank god.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Haruhi : I’m bisexual

Haruhi : But also I hate everyone

Haruhi : So it’s more like

Haruhi : Byesexual

[incorrect-tmohs]

Ryoko : Kyon, my old friend!

Kyon : I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Ryoko : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Haruhi : I've found a foolproof plan to find out is someone is truly evil

Kyon : Which is?

Haruhi : If someone dislikes Yuki, they're evil

Ryoko : Checks out, and then we kill them

[incorrect-tmohs]

Haruhi : We have fun, don’t we, Kyon?

Kyon : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Haruhi : Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Koizumi : Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Yuki : Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a colour until 1000 years ago.

Kyon : What was the colour called before then?

Tsuruya: There was no colour, duh! Everything was black and white!

[incorrect-tmohs]

*The SOS Brigade's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Koizumi : I will not let you down.

Haruhi : Sounds fun.

Yuki : K.

Mikuru : Do I have to be?

Kyon : Please god, I am so tired.

[incorrect-tmohs]

Yuki : We need more help. Perhaps I should call my friends.

Haruhi : ...Your what?

Yuki : My friends.

Mikuru : ...Is she saying "friends"?

Koizumi : Yes, I believe so.

Kyon : I think she's being sarcastic.

Haruhi : No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Yuki! All of your friends are in this room.

Yuki : I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

[incorrect-tmohs]

"I just found out humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but cannot take it out without shattering it, and I now have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb into my mouth."

- Haruhi

[incorrect-tmohs]

Koizumi : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Kyon : Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Mikuru walks in*

Kyon : Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

[incorrect-tmohs]

during remote island syndrome

*Kyon drunkenly wanders around the manor and Haruhi is drunkenly giggling. Mikuru has passed out after half a glass*

Koizumi, completely sober : *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Yuki.

Yuki, going to her room with her book : Just you. *shuts door*

[incorrect-tmohs]

during snowy mountain syndrome

*playing twister*

Koizumi : Right hand red.

Haruhi : *ends up on top of Kyon*

Kyon : You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Koizumi : I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.