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Haruhi: This date is boring.

Kyon: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Haruhi: Then why did you invite me?

Kyon: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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Haruhi: *pitches an idea*.

Koizumi, impressed: huh, there might be something here!

Kyon, under his breath: yeah, a lawsuit.

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Haruhi: Attention! Someone new is gonna be joining the S.O.S Brigade!

Mikuru: On purpose?

Kyon: Are we stealing them?

Yuki: New or used?

Haruhi: Wonderful responses, all of you.

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Haruhi: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Mikuru: [gasps] Is that what you do?

Haruhi: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish them.

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*Kyon and Haruhi are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Haruhi: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Kyon, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Haruhi: Ok guys, we need to get through this locked door right now. Kyon, your credit card please.

Kyon: Here.

Haruhi, pocketing it: Thanks! Koizumi, destroy the door.