#Incorrect Criminal Minds

[amybaulover]

Derek: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. 

Reid: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! 

Derek: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

[noalarmssnnosurprises]

"I heard people "shipping us

are shipping us" where?"

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

[lilliejareau]

spencer: you let your cat sleep in your bed with you?

emily: reid, i’d let him represent me in court

[spencestiel-michelle]

*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing. 

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen. 

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever. 

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n. 

[jolpt]

I feel like this sums it up pretty well.

[incorrect-ralvez]

Derek, at Emily's funeral: I need a moment with her.

Everyone: Of course.

Derek, leaning over Emily′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Emily: No comment

[spncrluvr]

Emily: roll your sleeves down

Spencer:

Emily:

Spencer: i-

Emily: you look like a slut

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Rossi: The task was to “Steal the Most Impressive Thing Possible”

Penelope: Emily, what did you bring in?

Emily: I stole Hotch’s wife. Come on in Haley.

*Haley enters the room and gives Emily a hug*

Emily: We went on a date. We had a magical time. I stole her heart.

*Everyone laughs*

Emily: Do you find that amusing, Derek?

Derek: I think that’s impressive.

Emily: You know what else is impressive? I also stole your girl.

*Savannah enters and gives Emily a kiss on the cheek and everyone laughs again*

Emily: Will, were you laughing?

Will: No, I don’t laugh

Emily: Oh, okay. Well it’s probably good that you weren’t laughing because I also took your wife.

*JJ enters and kisses Emily on the lips*

Will: *shocked pikachu face*

Emily: Oh and I’m not actually giving her back, JJ’s mine now. You should have taken better care of her I guess 🤷‍♀️

Emily: Reid and Garcia, I didn’t have the heart to do that to you guys

Reid: I’d like to see you try to steal my non-existent girlfriend

[scarlettjemily]

Emily: *concentrating on reading a case file*

Tara: “See the way she’s reading that case file?”

Penelope: “Very demure”

JJ: “Very mindful”

Emily: “I will literally fire all of you”

[amybaulover]

Penelope: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Derek: weak, I sleep with two.

JJ: you're both pathetic.

Derek: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

JJ: Emily.

[noalarmssnnosurprises]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

EMILY: Is it a crime to throw sodium in someone’s face?

HOTCH: It’s assault.

EMILY: I know it’s a salt. But is it a crime?

HOTCH: …

HOTCH: You are not funny.

SPENCER: *Quietly chuckles*

HOTCH: Reid, don’t encourage her.

[flaminghotjareau]

[lilliejareau]

morgan: *accidentally hits reid in the face*

morgan: *trying to decide on ‘are you okay’ and ‘i’m fucking sorry’*

morgan: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

spencer, sobbing: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!