#Inch for inch and pound for pound

[himikochan]

you: not everything is about Yennefer of Vengerberg

Me: She's Losing It off the seminal Belle and Sebastian album Tigermilk (1996) is about her

Lisa knows a girl who's been abused It changed her philosophy in '82 She's always looking for a fight She keeps the neighbours up all night I go to her when I'm feeling slack The girl's using me as a punching bag I think that I could help her out But the girl's got a lot to be mad about

[ghostclowning]

love the thought that "balls" might actually be some demonic unit of measurement like SQQ asks Binghe what fucking balls n he's like "idk shizun I never bothered to learn demon lore" and he asks Mobei and Sha Hualin and they both are like "uhm???it's six balls. What's unclear??" SQQ is going fucking insane, then Mobei picks up random object like "mhm this is about six balls heavy." N Sha Hualin takes it then like "I'd say nearly seven"

SQQ spends the entire night trying to figure out how much "a ball" is in normal measurement units.

[alphacrone]

i got my married parent friends matching customized #1 dad and #1 mom shirts for christmas and i fucked up the dad’s shirt size but even if they DID let me return it, it couldn’t be sold bc it’s covered in pictures of their infant daughter so i uh. have ordered a new one in the right size and have kept the small one for myself. and i’m a little tempted to wear it the day i give them theirs and be like. we must now duel for the title of #1 dad.

[darkwood-sleddog]

My biggest pet peeve in the malamute breed is “giant malamute” people (in general, but more specifically when they complain about people “breeding malamutes smaller so they can win races”. Are the malamutes smaller than historical and similarly purposed ancestral breeds like Greenland dogs in the room with us? Can you show me any instance a malamute team has “won” a sled race? Like…hello? Why aren’t you answering??

[adamfromsawreal]

thinking about 13 year old henry jumping into rays arms to hug him :3

[troius]

There's a neat little moment here, where Byakuya sends Renji and Rukia to go help Ichigo.

One of the random character bits that actually got a lot of work in this arc was establishing how much he cares about the two of them, and vice versa, so it's nice to see that he respects them to a similar degree.

He even accommodates their feelings for him! "Your help is not needed here" is the sort of thing he would have said to either of them in the past as basically a diss, "you couldn't possibly make the difference", but here it's saying "I know you care about me, trust in me to survive", and wow, what a man he's grown into!

[utopians]

not reblogging the post bc I'm sure the person leaving the censored reply had no ill intentions but man I just know they have never tried to go clothes shopping as a fat person

[anon-by-design]

there are bets on when they'll realize

[daveyfvckingjacobs]

those scenes in fellow travelers where hawk (noticeably larger, dominant, top) burrows himself into tims neck or spends a good ten seconds getting himself comfy curled like a cat on his chest?

yeah that’s jack

[starqueensthings]

Tech refuses to let a big deal be a big deal: Part Eight

Other parts liked in my masterlist

[foreskinniest]

I need a pretty black nerdy twink who plays high ranked guilty gear/tekken tournies to ruin my life

Now that nerd bedroom might stank a little but that's the type of plunger dick that realigns all the bad chakras. That's the backbreaker

[chocochick-creations]

Update:

I printed out my long fics as gifts to myself. I’m in love and holding the stories in print is doing wonders for my life.

You could read them on A03 if you wanna:)

[psychicdelicz]

"IM NOT GAY" toritsuka says, trying to convince himself

IM NOT GAY??? THE FUCK????

[magpie-to-the-morning]

Having Marcus Pike brainrot.

[sofaeatspaint]

god. i wish there was a homoerotic 20k leagues under the sea musical.

[cardi-c]

getting recipes and crochet guides from the internet sounds like fun until im sitting there trying to find out what cups n ounces are n how long an inch is 🙂