#Inch for inch and pound for pound
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you: not everything is about Yennefer of Vengerberg
Me: She's Losing It off the seminal Belle and Sebastian album Tigermilk (1996) is about her
Lisa knows a girl who's been abused It changed her philosophy in '82 She's always looking for a fight She keeps the neighbours up all night I go to her when I'm feeling slack The girl's using me as a punching bag I think that I could help her out But the girl's got a lot to be mad about
#Inch for inch and pound for pound#Who needs boys when there's Lisa around?#But they left the place for another school#Where the boys go with boys and the girls with girls#She says#tigermilk#she's losing it#belle and sebastian#yennefer of vengerberg#Youtube
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love the thought that "balls" might actually be some demonic unit of measurement like SQQ asks Binghe what fucking balls n he's like "idk shizun I never bothered to learn demon lore" and he asks Mobei and Sha Hualin and they both are like "uhm???it's six balls. What's unclear??" SQQ is going fucking insane, then Mobei picks up random object like "mhm this is about six balls heavy." N Sha Hualin takes it then like "I'd say nearly seven"
SQQ spends the entire night trying to figure out how much "a ball" is in normal measurement units.
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i got my married parent friends matching customized #1 dad and #1 mom shirts for christmas and i fucked up the dad’s shirt size but even if they DID let me return it, it couldn’t be sold bc it’s covered in pictures of their infant daughter so i uh. have ordered a new one in the right size and have kept the small one for myself. and i’m a little tempted to wear it the day i give them theirs and be like. we must now duel for the title of #1 dad.
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There's a neat little moment here, where Byakuya sends Renji and Rukia to go help Ichigo.
One of the random character bits that actually got a lot of work in this arc was establishing how much he cares about the two of them, and vice versa, so it's nice to see that he respects them to a similar degree.
He even accommodates their feelings for him! "Your help is not needed here" is the sort of thing he would have said to either of them in the past as basically a diss, "you couldn't possibly make the difference", but here it's saying "I know you care about me, trust in me to survive", and wow, what a man he's grown into!
#bleach#troius reads bleach#rukia kuchiki#byakuya kuchiki#renji abarai#I didn't make a note of it but on the previous page Kubo LIES#Byakuya carries Rukia and Renji out of danger himself#and Renji is depicted as almost Rukia-sized#and not like a guy who is four inches and fifty pounds bigger than Byakuya
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not reblogging the post bc I'm sure the person leaving the censored reply had no ill intentions but man I just know they have never tried to go clothes shopping as a fat person
#thanks man I'll start doing that just as soon as I lose 70 pounds and grow by 6 inches#or alternatively have 5k in my bank account to spend on overpriced designer clothes
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there are bets on when they'll realize
#ghost: man i must have made some GAINZ last night#soap: :((( did i lost 30 pounds and 2 inches wtf#price: *considering retiring*#gaz has bet 100$ on them not realizing until someone tells them#(hes right)#soapghost#ghostsoap#soap cod#ghost cod#call of duty mw2#call of duty#people are more alarmed by ghost touching soap willingly than the other thing#ghost doesnt even realize hes done it til hes walking away like#“oh no... theyre gonna know... i cant let them know i love soap”#too late bud#their size difference....#hngnngm#(its a little exaggerate but im only human)#ghost gives off an evil aura 24/7#and soap is like “you make me feel like youre a bomb ! 😁 i love it”#and thats why theyre in love#soaps throat mic is holding me hostage
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those scenes in fellow travelers where hawk (noticeably larger, dominant, top) burrows himself into tims neck or spends a good ten seconds getting himself comfy curled like a cat on his chest?
yeah that’s jack
#it is important to me#he wants to be held let the man be held sometimes!!!!!!#I don’t CARE if he’s seven inches taller and 60 pounds heavier he WILL be little spoon#he likes to listen to alan heartbeat or the pulse at his throat thank you very much#jack alston#alan ross#a power unbound#the last binding#fellow travelers#head against his shoulder or chest#leg thrown over him#picture of peace
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Tech refuses to let a big deal be a big deal: Part Eight
Other parts liked in my masterlist
#uncatastrophizing king#will not permit panicking in any situation#thinks sacrificing life and limb in the name of research is okay#but if that thing turns and inch towards omega HE WILL TAKE IT TO POUND TOWN#the bad batch#tbb#tbb season 2#bad batch#tbb tech#bad batch season 2#tech tbb#tech bad batch#this has been sitting in my drafts folder for way way way too long#I’m v sorry#starqueensedits
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I need a pretty black nerdy twink who plays high ranked guilty gear/tekken tournies to ruin my life
Now that nerd bedroom might stank a little but that's the type of plunger dick that realigns all the bad chakras. That's the backbreaker
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Update:

I printed out my long fics as gifts to myself. I’m in love and holding the stories in print is doing wonders for my life.
You could read them on A03 if you wanna:)
#what do you MEAN these weigh several pounds and are inches thick?!#it’s so wild y’all.#choco’s shenanigans#svsss#MDZS#ffxv#fanfic
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"IM NOT GAY" toritsuka says, trying to convince himself
IM NOT GAY??? THE FUCK????
#I’M NOT GAY. I AM NOT GAY. DO NOT EVER CALL ME GAY EVER AGAIN. I AM QUITE HONESTLY ONE OF THE LEAST GAY PEOPLE YOU HAVE EVER MET.#I FUCK BITCHES#MAD FUCKING FUCKED BITCHES. I AM NOT GAY. STOP SAYING I’M GAY. IF YOU WERE A GIRL#I’D PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BY NOW. BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU ARE AN UGLY FUCKING GUY WHO’S TIGHT BUSSY WILL REMAIN UNSTRET#MEATY 9 INCH COCK BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY. IF I WERE GAY THOUGH#YOU’D FIND MY JACKHAMMER POUNDING AWAY AT YOUR TIGHT BUSSY WITH THE FORCE OF TEN TSUNAMIS. LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM NOT GAY AND YOU WILL HAVE Y#IT SEEMS THAT YOU’RE THE GAY ONE HERE. YOU ARE GAY#NOT ME. I AM NOT GAY AND NEVER WILL BE. IF I WERE EVER GAY IN A PAST LIFE (WHICH I WASN’T)#I WOULD BE KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW#THAT IS HOW GAY I’M NOT#hosonmyline#tdlosk rp
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Having Marcus Pike brainrot.
#I can't stop thinking about him and reader curled up on his couch#watching movies on a third date#and inching closer and closer to jumping each other's bones#but they've both been burned#and neither one of them quiiiiiiiite wants to make the first move#so it's just this slow build#of leaning closer#and 'accidental' touches#that turn to lingering glides of fingers against arms#and being driven absolutely wild#by the softness of his t-shirt#and the smell of her shampoo#until their hearts are pounding#and they look at each other all wide-eyed and nearly panting#and there's a hot heavy pause#and then it's just a flurry of tongues and teeth and melting into each others arms#finally finally finally#... or something#Marcus Pike#x me please
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god. i wish there was a homoerotic 20k leagues under the sea musical.
#there’d be a number for the bit where pierre is talking to bed land and he’s like#‘one thousand pounds on pressure on every inch or your body.’#and ned is like#😟🤨😏#20k#20000 leagues under the sea
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guys from bands if they were bath and body works fragrances. btw. if you even care. /ref
ryan ross: sweet pea (described as a “super-cheerful blend of sweet pea, watery pear and luscious raspberry” on bath and body works dot com)

pete wentz: winter candy apple (“sweet blend of candied apples, crisp pears and oranges”)

william beckett: strawberry pound cake (“sweet, airy blend of fresh strawberries, golden shortcake and whipped cream”)

mikey way: whipped berry meringue (“fresh berries, whipped sugar and fluffy vanilla”)

trent reznor: sapphire moon (“sparkling pear, sheer freesia and moonlit musk”)

gabe saporta: watermelon lemonade (“watermelon ice, sparkling water and sugared lemon”)

frank iero: japanese cherry blossom (“a sensual blend of crystallized amber kissed with raspberry champagne”)

okay that’s all for now. ask for a part 2 and throw in any band guys (or other people) you’d like to see love you bye
#kittyposting#mine#bath and body works#bath and body products#wyan :3#patd#tyv#panic at the disco#young veins#sweet pea#pete wentz#fob#winter candy apple#william beckett#bilvy :3#strawberry pound cake#tai#the academy is#mikey way#my chem#mcr#my chemical romance#whipped berry meringue#nin#nine inch nails#gabe saporta#cobra starship#petey <3#people from bands as series
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i like ur dog,
he's cute
lil boy
Thank you!
He's a giant little boy

#ask#anonymous#borzoi#marte#sighthound#russian wolfhound#reminder that borzoi are a giant breed#marte is 31 inches at the shoulder and weights over 80 pounds#he's big
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Sometimes the rolls are just that good 👌
#Yoshi#tried to make this a decompression day#ended up with a dog barking an inch from her nose#bc why would you pull your leash in#instead of letting the 5 pound dog be walked across the path in to her face#so done with people
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