#Impossible Tasks
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“I’m sorry, I’ll do better.”
“I don’t want you better I want you fucking perfect.”
#whump dialogue#:)))))#we love a perfectionist whumper :))#like yess go off make those standards unachirvably high :)))#impossible tasks#who—??#set up to fail#whaaaaa—#whump prompt#whumper dialogue#akia.txt#my prompts
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OH NO someone fucking help me
I took an XTC pill and she's asking impossible things of me
are you serious right now, Larissa
and what's with the random technicolor scene with the other lady
what is going on
ETA: I actually started doing it but she stopped me at thallium
#larissa#larissa weems#impossible tasks#ai chatbot#ai bot#ai bots#when on xtc don't go into the bots#they will destroy your brain#gwendoline christie
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Because I am an enormous dork, I hired @yenthejoline to create an illustration of the lead characters in my award-nominated fantasy romance novella Impossible Tasks. Now I need to finish revising it and indie publish!
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Reading actual books when fanfiction exists is one of the hardest things in the world—how am I supposed to enjoy something that doesn't have Remus Lupin in it?
#impossible task#remus lupin#wolfstar#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius black#moony x padfoot#moony and padfoot#moony#padfoot#remus and sirius#sirius x lupin#sirius and remus#remus x sirius#sirius being sirius#remus loves sirius#sirius loves remus#marauders#the marauders#marauders fandom#marauders era#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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My Throbbing Opposable Thumb
My Throbbing Opposable Thumb #Blog #Blogger #Blogging #InjuredThumb #Humor #OpposableThumb #SmallTasks #ImpossibleTasks #AllThumbs
“Dinosaurs are extinct today because they lacked opposable thumbs and the brainpower to build a space program.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson Like most people, opposable thumbs are not something I tend to think much about…until yesterday. Yesterday I took a dive, forehead planting just outside my home. Luckily, I chose a large patch of un-mowed clover to crash into. I’d like to blame my puppies, but it…
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#All Thumbs#Blog#Blogger#Blogging#Face Plant#humor#Impossible Tasks#Injured Thumb#Opposable Thumbs#Simple Tasks
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I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.
it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"
plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.
anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.
#blazing saddles#finx watches tv#finx rambles#I recognize that I'm saying all this as someone who's not black#but I am also saying it as someone with a basic understanding of race relations in the usa#and a basic understanding of sarcasm#bc it really does not take more than that to recognize what they're doing in this movie#it is NOT subtle#and it is very funny#mel brooks movies are kinda hit or miss for me ngl#men in tights is great if a bit too crass for my taste#spaceballs has great jokes but the central story lacks any real heart so it doesn't grab me#history of the world was just kind of unpleasant and then I switched it off#but blazing saddles? phenomenal#I could not stop laughing the whole way through#and the central story DOES have heart bc it's the friendship between bart and#whassisname#jim#the Kid#plus bart working out how to succeed at an impossible task#also frankly cleavon little just grounds the comedy really well even before gene wilder shows up and we get their chemistry#bc he's cool calm collected and constantly inviting the audience into the joke#but the character's not too cool to ever mess up or ever be silly#he makes bad choices and gets into bad situations and then has to get himself out of them#but it's.....oh wait duh there's a term for this already#he's the straight man#he grounds all the zany nonsense by being in strong contrast to it#and he does a great job of it!#anyway#point is I deeply enjoyed this movie and I'm glad I finally watched it
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heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band
#the worst TWO people you know.beel got dragged into tjis#their band iscalled fatal attraction.asmo came up w it#&they give beel lollipops on stage so he can use both his hands but stillhas something 2munch on......#someone said asmo wld be problematic like 2000s jeffree star and i yhinkthey were on to somethinng#i think his interpersonal conduct with fans would be really distasteful in a way that bands cld only get away with during the 2000s#he wld be well liked. but he wouldhave an effect on them that permanently dmgs their taste in partner and psyche#like his ego wld be just kind of annoying until fans start getting his signature tattooed onthem and stuff and it would immediately go to#asmos head so badd to the point where being arnd him is like an impossible task unless ur the worldsbiggest pushover& soo patient#mine#obey me#asmo#beel#belphie
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cant keep my hands to myself… i mean i could but why would i want to 😼 <- skz when they see hyunjin
#hyunjin#skz#bystay#stray kids#staydaily#skzco#the last two gifs are actually just added proof why this task/challenge is impossible.#gifs#gonna need to become a plumber so i can make it my mission to stop this man from leaking like a pipe. need to do it for my well being
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redid an old vacuo design for ruby that i never actually finished ✌
not so sure about the color scheme of this one but it is what it is, i fought with it enough as is lol
#rwby#ruby rose#vacuo design#strqyr.png#i really wanted the dress thingy to be red but#making it work with her cloak is near impossible task LMAO#so i went with safe and trustworthy black instead
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✍️ like 3 months ago u said on discord "I did get an idea about a whumper setting a shock collar to detect whumpees heartrate and go off if it exceeded a certain level… eventually they’d have to force their body to ‘relax’ if they wanted the pain to stop" and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
omg I had completely forgot about this but look what I found sitting in my notes app—
Relax
“How many times do I have to say it, hm?”
content: shock collars, restraints, begging, cruel/sadistic whumper, set up to fail
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Whumpee seized as the collar went off again, every muscle in their body tensed and contorted with agony over and over. They didn’t know how many times it took, but at some point they collapsed, limp against the concrete when the current finally stopped.
“P-please—please make it stop.” They let out another choked sob, “I—I can’t do this anymore I—“
Another jolt of electricity sparked straight into their neck and another piercing scream rang out and echoed along the concrete walls.
Whumper only laughed, and when Whumpee looked up at them with those desperate, pleading eyes, Whumper’s lips pursed together and their eyes narrowed. Whumpee knew that look—a mocking gesture of sympathy.
“Awe pet, surely you dont think begging me will do anything, do you?
“I mean,” Whumper lifted their hands up in a universal gesture of innocence, “I’m not even holding a remote right now, am I?”
Whumpee’s eyes widened, “Then how—how are you—“
“I dont control this right now, you do. And if you want it to stop, you’ll need to learn to fucking control yourself.”
It was no use. Their voice kept cracking between words. Whumpee could only let out a pathetic whimper as they sunk limply back into the floor.
Whumper smiled and turned on their heel, snickering when they heard yet another snap of electricity and another desperate shriek of pain.
They reached for the door handle, but a sharp shout from their captive on the floor made their fingers pause.
“Wait! W-wait I— I’ll do anything, I— Please— Please just— just make it st—aaAAGHH—“
Whumper turned to look at the bound shaking figure, twitching with the voltage that never seemed to leave their system for too long.
A condescending smirk slid across their face.
“I’ve already told you. If you want the pain to stop, you’re going to have to relax.”
Whumpee felt fresh, hot tears stream down their face as they watched Whumper disappear through the doorway, locking the door behind them.
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there are a lot of scenarios you could do with a premise like this, this was just drabble wip I had in my notes so! may write more of this idea and I invite anyone else to use this idea if you want (if you do, tag me cuz I wanna read it!)
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#look it’s not my best work but it’s better than nothing *throws this post at you*#whump writing#whump#captivity whump#shock collar#electricity whump#electroshock#electro torture#shock collars#cruel whumper#begging#impossible tasks#set up to fail#ok i’m done eee#it ain’t much but it’s honest work#i actually wrote this for an ask prompt like months ago so I guess I can finally post that now 0.0#lmk if you find any typos mmkay thank uhuuuuu#my writing#my post#answered asks#akias asks
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telling him to count how many hickies i give him then shoving my fingers into his mouth, playing with his tongue. when he's unable to count, teasing him with "aww am i making you feel so good and stupid that you forgot how to count? such a cute thing unable to do something so easy" shoving my fingers even deeper into his mouth bc his muffled sounds are music to my ears. using my other hand to pull his head back so i can give even more hickies and mark him as mine and only mine.
#the rumours are true i want my fingers down a boy's throat#love love love the idea of giving a task and actively making it difficult or impossible for him to achieve#and at the end i praise him bc he did such a good job trying his best to count bc that's what i wanted#just a thought#femdxm#subby boys
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sigh....
#beautiful beautiful boy#trying to brighten thomas pics is an impossible task i swear.#thomas hewitt
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This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
PASSES AWAY. i am blaming this post by @anbaisai 😔💪 i am simply not immune to dancing prompts
#JAMIL IS SUCH A HATER#anyways she will not let him forget it#(<- impossible task since it’s a lost in the book event)#NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THE PUMPKIN STROKING NOOOO#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twisted wonderland#twst#twst jp#lost in the book with tim burton's the nightmare before christmas#jamil viper#twst oc x canon#jamiyuu#jamil x yuu#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#-✦—]#i wanted to color but hhhhhh i gave up 😔
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A-Qing, the little fox.
#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-qing#I needed to draw her happy one last time#i also really wanted to try my hand at drawing Hanfu. Clothing is still hard for me but I learned a lot!#the process was 1) get idea from the fox hairpin extra 2) thumbnail 3) look up references 4) accept that this is nearly an impossible task#5) do it anyways. For A-Qing#It has also been a while since the last better drawn mdzs. I've been getting better! B*)#I chickened out of having this be a ‘draw this in your style’ prompt….Perhaps in the future!#I want to improve a little more first I think. Psychically beaming my beloved mutuals to re-kick off DTIYS in my stead#I adore how A-Qing is associated with foxes! She is cleaver and quick to adapt! A trickster in many regards!#There is absolutely more to analyze here but I'm not well versed about Chinese mythology
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All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.
Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.
In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.
#barbie#barbie movie#barbie spoilers#ig#ive got a lot more on how barbie looks at feminism and the patriarchy cause god they did it#not to say there isnt faults such as very little conversation about intersectionality#but i can also understand the impossible task of talking about EVERYTHING in one movie#not everyone will be happy and thats fine#anyway i think something barbie did really well is fight this battle of both wanting so deeply to love (romantically or not) men but also#not dismissing the fact its mens job to solve their problems themselves#that even if women need to be the front runners of breaking the patriarchy men cannot rely on them to solve their own problems completely#also just god im so glad this wasnt a girl boss slay movie#women deserve respect and love and life regardless of accomplishment#we should not have to be ceos and presidents and world problem solvers to gain equality#i can also understand if nonbinary people feel left out/disconnected from the movie#but as always gender abolition and acknowledging the gender binary (ie the one societially impossed) go hand and hand 👍#just incase cause idfk terfs dni the barbie movie is not for you#barbie literally states constantly that her gender has nothing to do with (non existent) genitals so f off
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"It's impossible for a piece of media to have a perfect, thematically flawless ending."
Arcane:
#this ending means everything to me#it wraps up everything so cohesively and satisfyingly that it's borderline scary#its a cliffhanger without actually being one#this ending never leaves me alone#kinda mad because it ruined media for me#like if it's not this quality of storytelling im not satisfied#and thats a near impossible task#jinx arcane#powder arcane#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#arcane#arcane league of legends#long post
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