#Imp Parasol

[bones4thecats]

You can do, Andrealphus x wife female imp pregnant reader, https://es.pinterest.com/pin/890657263795703537/, This is the reader 🧊

Andrealphus Having a Pregnant-Imp! S/O

Characters: Andrealphus (Helluva Boss) Requester: 🧊Anon A/N: Short, yet sweet. My favorite mix. Hope you like it too! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Stella being a bitch ⚠️

Disclaimer: I write Andrealphus as being 3-4 years older than Stella

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🧊 Imps in Hell normally never came from a high-ranking family. Which was normal, as your kind were considered to be the lowest-ranking species in the entire Seven Rings

🧊 But, you were born into the L/N family. A family that surrounded itself not only with the trading-system that the Sinners brought in, but also with the royals of Hell

🧊 At a young age, you were set to marry a member of the Ars Goetia. Specifically, you were set to marry Andrealphus, the older brother to Stella Goetia, future wife to Stolas Goetia

🧊 You were upset at first, as many of the Goetia family despise Imps, no matter their ranking or use to them. But, shock settled in the place of anger when Andrealphus offered his hand to you to give you a tour around his home

🧊 After you both turned 18, you married. Then, just a couple years later, Stella and Stolas married, before bringing Octavia into the world

🧊 You and Andrealphus preferred to take it all slower than them. So, you guys mainly focused either on yourselves and your own families, or with the responsibilities you both shared with one another. A family together was just out of the equation for a while

🧊 When you did find out you were pregnant, it sent shockwaves throughout your home. Hell, it only took 5 minutes for the other six rings to be discussing everything like it was the best thing since the phone was invented down there

🧊 The day you met up with his sister, Stella, was the day you finally realized why you were thankful to be with your husband. Stella was beyond pissed that her brother copulated with you and resulted in a baby

"I mean- what the fuck?! A hybrid?! Imps are pathetic, Andrealphus!"

"Stella, calm down."

"No! That thing needs to be illuminated now! Fuck, I'll do it myself!"

"Stella! Shut up! This was my choice to allow a baby to be created. Mine. Not yours. Now, if you dare to threaten my wife and child again, I will make sure your plans to end Stolas fail fabulously. Understood?"

🧊 You watched as your husband sat back down from his outburst, putting his suave persona back on as Stella attempted to calm herself down from the surprise of her brother snapping in such a violent manner

🧊 Now you really wanted this dinner to be over with...

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🧊 You sighed as your room's door closed. Your husband lightly grasped his crown and laid it on his table while you closed your parasol and leaned it against your own table

🧊 Andrealphus then changed into his nightwear as you did the same, wrapping a large robe around your form as you sat down to read one of your books on pregnancy and motherhood. He sat down beside you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him

"I never understood why you read such books. You're a polite and caring woman, so motherhood should be second-hand to you."

"Andre', you can stop sweet-talking me..."

"Sweet-talking?" He chuckled. "No, my dear. If I found you useless, I wouldn't have defended you back there. You... are unlike any Imp I have come across."

🧊 Smiling as he picked up your book and laid it on his table instead of yours, he pushed you down and used his magic to turn the lights that were once on off

🧊 He then wrapped his arms around your waist and began to rub his hands against your stomach, which had grown slightly to accommodate for your oncoming baby

"I never thought I'd say this, but... thank you for giving me this chance to be a father, love."

"It's not a problem, Honey. I love you."

"I love you too."

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

Spouse: "Okay, so, I got reservations for that really nice restaurant in town while we're there but the only time they had available was Saturday, right at 5PM."

Lads, I'm going to have to skip the snack table after the concert AGAIN.

Senpai always looks a little concerned that we're not eating (or maybe a little self-conscious that he's chowing down and we aren't). I feel kinda sad about it, because I think it is conspicuous and a little awkward that we're among the few people not eating after the concert. I suspect Senpai's a bit of a foodie and I want to be like, "I promise I do in fact eat food like a normal human! You can talk to me about food, it's fine! I've done historical cooking and some Food As Art shenanigans, even!" but I'm not sure there's a way to be especially smooth about that.

Also... HAHAHAHA we're gonna be 3 for 3 on Accidentally Doing The Bit. The Imp of The Perverse wants to just... run with this. Just do it. I think there's an honest chance he might enjoy someone having A Bit anyway.

Do I bring along my black lace parasol for bonus Lucille Sharpe vibes? I guess that depends on how likely it is to rain that weekend; I may need an actual umbrella.

[herstarlitdreams]

The Alchemist's Journal: Ingredients

This year, I'm going to make progress on the Skyrim Alchemist's Book if it kills me. This is a complete list of alchemical ingredients, including ones from the Anniversary Edition Creation Kit add-ons (but NOT including Berrit's Ashes, which are a single use item identical to Bone Meal).

As I complete pages of the book, I'll scan them in and link to them here.

Abecean Longfin

Alocasia Fruit

Ambrosia

Ancestor Moth Wing

Angelfish

Angler Larvae

Ash Creep Cluster

Ash Hopper Jelly

Ashen Grass Pod

Aster Bloom Core

Bear Claws

Bee

Beehive Husk

Bittergreen Petals

Bleeding Crown

Blind Watcher's Eye

Bliss Bug Thorax

Blister Pod Cap

Blisterwort

Bloodgrass

Blue Butterfly Wing

Blue Dartwing

Boar Tusk

Bog Beacon

Bone Meal

Briar Heart

Bungler's Bane

Burnt Spriggan Wood

Butterfly Wing

Canis Root

Charred Skeever Hide

Chaurus Eggs

Chaurus Hunter Antennae

Chicken's Egg

Chokeberry

Chokeweed

Coda Flower

Comberry

Congealed Putrescence

Corkbulb Root

Creep Cluster

Crimson Nirnroot

Cyrodilic Spadetail

Daedra Heart

Daedra Silk

Daedra Venin

Daedroth Teeth

Deathbell

Dragon's Tongue

Dreugh Wax

Dwarven Oil

Ectoplasm

Elves Ear

Elytra Ichor

Emperor Parasol Moss

Eye of Sabre Cat

Falmer Ear

Felsaad Tern Feathers

Fire Petal

Fire Salts

Flame Stalk

Fly Amanita

Frost Mirriam

Frost Salts

Fungus Stalk

Garlic

Giant Lichen

Giant's Toe

Glassfish

Gleamblossom

Glow Dust

Glowing Mushroom

Gnarl Bark

Goldfish

Gold Kanet

Grass Pod

Green Butterfly Wing

Hackle-Lo Leaf

Hagraven Claw

Hagraven Feathers

Hanging Moss

Harrada

Hawk Beak

Hawk Feathers

Hawk's Egg

Heart of Order

Histcarp

Honeycomb

Human Flesh

Human Heart

Hunger Tongue

Hydnam Azure Giant Spore

Hypha Facia

Ice Wraith Teeth

Imp Gall

Imp Stool

Ironwood Fruit

Jarrin Root

Jazbay Grapes

Juniper Berries

Juvenile Mudcrap

Kagouti Hide

Kresh Fiber

Large Antlers

Lavender

Lichor

Luminous Russula

Luna Moth Wing

Lyretail Anthias

Marshmerrow

Minotaur Horn

Moon Sugar

Mora Tapinella

Mort Flesh

Mudcrab Chitin

Namira's Rot

Netch Jelly

Nightshade

Nirnroot

Nordic Barnacle

Ogre's Teeth

Orange Dartwing

Pearl

Pearlfish

Pine Thrush Egg

Poison Bloom

Powdered Mammoth Tusk

Purple Butterfly Wing

Purple Mountain Flower

Pygmy Sunfish

Red Kep Gas Bladder

Red Mountain Flower

Redwort Flower

River Betty

Rock Warbler Egg

Roobrush

Rot Scale

Sabre Cat Tooth

Salmon Roe

Salt Pile

Saltrice

Scalon Fin

Scaly Pholiota

Scathecraw

Screaming Maw

Scrib Jelly

Scrib Jerky

Silverside Perch

Skeever Tail

Slaughterfish Scales

Sload Soap

Small Antlers

Small Pearl

Snowberries

Spadefish

Spiddal Stick

Spawn Ash

Spider Egg

Spriggan Sap

Steel-Blue Entoloma Cap

Stone

Swamp Fungal Pod

Taproot

Thistle Branch

Thorn Hook

Torchbug Thorax

Trama Root

Troll Fat

Tundra Cotton

Vampire Dust

Void Essence

Void Salts

Watcher's Eye

Wheat

White Cap

Wild Grass Pod

Wisp Stalk Caps

Withering Moon

Wisp Wrappings

Worm's Head Cap

Yellow Mountain Flower

[9voltt]

Weapon's shelf

Ever since I was a young squire, I have kept a shelf of books in my personal chamber. Though, only one part of it is filled with tomes of lore and wisdom, but that is not of importance. I am no miser, but I nevertheless have a little imp in my mind that bids me to hoard and protect small baubles or trinkets.

“Hoo hoo they will surely come in handy later!” He cries. And I heed. I trust him with my life (In moderation of course). At first it was naught but rubbish, but over the years I have sorted it out and only kept things that either have a true use or a dear value. It is a modest collection, and I cherish it greatly.

Yet above my metal clips, round poggious tokens and neatly arranged colorful tins of Monsters lies the zenith of my horde. Hidden from sight, a stockpile of lethal weapons waits quietly, eager for the day when they will show their worth and might to their lord.

In the past it was truly a mess, but one day, the King, having been nearly slain by one of his most loyal, ruthlessly executed many of his Knights for conspiring against him.

“Cleaning day” would be remembered in the chronicles of history as one of the most dreadful events the round table had ever bore witness. The high ranks were not the only casualties of the slaughter, many other blameless folk would vanish forever after…

But I digress.

The few remaining arms at my command are:

A hammer from a workshop I did in my youth, a fly smiter, a heavy hammer head, a sling, a broken staff of selfies, three broken kitchen blades, a variety of long needle points, a cutter of boxes, the blade of a simile broken cutter, two pairs of small shears, a throwing dart, a metal tube and a real rusty broad knife I found once.

Forever in our thoughts lie the various sturdy sticks, thorny twigs, a skeleton of a parasol, broken pan handle, an old cord, the stretchy water hose, oily saw blade, unusable metal fan blade that I transformed into a top, the palm tree spikes, and of course, cool stone.

May they rest in peace forever, in whatever rubbish heap they were laid to rest at. And let that be a warning to all those who dare menace my kingdom.

[generalluxun]

@miraculous-prompts Posted this on AO3 with my first attempt at font usage for their handwriting. I will post the full text here too and weep as Tumblr eats all my formatting. Full text below the cut.

Dearest Sabrina,

You know, I’ve never actually written a letter before. I almost had to use sheet music paper for it, but Rose tore a page out of her diary. I promise I will make a trip to the store and grab myself something better for next time.

I have to admit this is strange. I am so used to the back and forth of a duet, that playing so long of a solo leaves me pausing, waiting to hear my partner’s part come in. I feel the absence, but perhaps that means that when I do hear the music again it will be all the sweeter.

I’ve been doing some research for our outing, how does Île de Loisirs Saint Quentin en Yvelines sound? It looks a bit less commercial than some of the other options. I’d like somewhere that I can get you away from the crowds, out on the water, in a world for two that Paris cannot provide.

Is that too much? I hope not. I really am at such a loss without the back and forth. I find myself fumbling with my pencil, worrying about what to say as I never have before. What have you done to me with your letter game, you devious little imp? I’ll stop now, before I turn into a nervous grinning fool.

Yours truly,

Luka

PS. Do you know how to swim? Do you own a swimsuit?

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Senpai!

I LOVED that letter! I’m carrying it inside my vest right now. Chloe looks at me funny when I crinkle, but too bad! Tell Rose she’s got the best diary paper! Little unicorns! It’s perfect for you really, because you’re amazing like a unicorn. Rare and special and I’m lucky you found me.

I miss you too! I know it’s not the same, but since you like sound I recorded myself on a microUSB and put it in here with the letter. Is that cheating? It’s not cheating is it? I didn’t record the letter, so I’m going to say it's not. It’s really just me kind of talking my thoughts out while reading one of my latest manga. Hanako is SUCH a ninnyhead. You wouldn’t believe how much she fumbles around trying to find the perfect way to tell Ichino she loves him. Just DO IT girl! This series is getting expensive!

The lake sounds awesome. Can we rent one of those boats that you paddle around in? Can I bring my parasol and pretend to be fancy? I looked up the lake and it looks so cool! I don’t have a swimsuit that fits me anymore, but I can get a new one. I helped helped Chloe with her homework this weekend and she said she owes me an outfit. What kind of swimsuits do you like, senpai? Are you a one piece guy, or a two piece? Something cute and demure, or something I’m going to have to sneak past my dad? Will you be wearing a swimsuit too? Are my glasses gonna get all foggy? Hehehehe.

Okay, so when are we gonna go? Am I gonna see you before we go? It’s been tooo loooong. I know things are busy right now, but… *grabby paws* Okay, I’ll be good. I miss you Senpai!

Wishing you were here(No really, I’m cold)

Sabrina

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Just an Old Fashioned Love Song,

Did you actually write your letter on vellum?? What did you use to write it? Why do I think it was a dip well and goose feather? I feel like I should frame it.

I guess your last question has been answered at this point. I loved having you at dinner, I’m sorry if my mom was a bit much. I’d say she gets better, but really she doesn’t. You just get used to her volume, and remember she loves you. Juleka mentioned painting your nails the next time you’re here, and now I can’t get the image of my little fixit girl wielding a socket wrench with kitty decals on her fingertips out of my head. This weekend for the Lake? I hope our letters will cross in time. If not, I’ll call you by Thursday.

Marinette stopped by today. Is it okay to talk about that? If not then just skip ahead to the next paragraph after this one. I’ll leave some space after this line before I start in on it, but I probably should talk about it.

Okay so Marinette and I dated a little. I don’t know if you knew that? She’s in your class so it might have gotten around. We hadn’t been broken up for very long when you and I met. I’m ashamed to say I held some of what transpired with her against you. It wasn’t a lot, but I did have a shadow in my heart, though I am extremely happy to say you have completely dispelled it just by being yourself. How could I possibly worry that you might be another Marinette in my life when you are so completely a Sabrina? She still visits though pretty regularly. I hope that doesn’t bother you? If it does, we should talk about it. Mostly she needs to talk out some of the stresses in her life and that’s a role I filled even before we dated. I know I should establish some better boundaries since we broke up, but it is hard for me to shut out anyone. I’m still trying to find a balance where the tune flows smoothly yet softly. I guarantee to you though, there is nothing to fear. I couldn’t bring myself to date someone who hid things from me again. That’s all really, I’m sorry for dumping all this on you if you read it. I promise not to do it again, but I thought you should know.

Okay now, happy thoughts happy thoughts. The Lake! Would you prefer a paddle boat, or maybe a row boat? I could row us out onto the lake for our lunch on the water, I’ll bring my guitar, you bring your recorder, and we’ll make music and swim. Swim… swimming! Swimsuits. I have a pair of trunks, they’re nothing special. As for what kind of swimsuit I like, I would say if you asked me that I liked cute. But sitting here alone and thinking of all sorts of styles on you, I might like something a little more bold.  Please burn this letter, I may not survive.

That’s all for now. I hope this letter travels quickly.  Oh wait, I can drop it off myself at your place. We have to write letters, no one said we have to use the post!

Being the sneakiest of boyfriends,

Luka

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One I'm sure was made for you and me(I had to look this up!),

It was a fake feather, but I got goose feathers at your suggestion and it's so much better! I thought it would be fun to try and be old timey since we are writing letters. I didn't have an old typewriter to use. It might have been cheaper to buy one though, I go through lots of paper making mistakes.

It's fine talking to Marinette, senpai. I trust you! People need people to talk to, and you're really good at it. You just be sure if you need someone to talk to you come to me okay? I will pamper you back to health! Though, do I have to like her? I know things aren't the same as they were but, we're not really friends. I tried to be her friend once; it didn't go well. I promise I will not be mean!

Swimsuit is bought! Chloé helped me pick it out. Though I'm going to have to wear a sundress or something until we are out in the water because oh my God! But I hope you like it. I bought a couple of snorkels and goggles too. Who knows what's at the bottom of an old lake? Maybe we can find an old enchanted sword!

I'm cheating too! I'm going to hand this letter over to Juleka to deliver to you. I can ask her about my nails when I do, but I might wait until after the lake. What should I get for Juleka for her help? Maybe tickets to a show for her and Rose? Or a carriage ride!  If it was at night I bet Juleka would like it. Is that a good idea?

I'll see you so soon senpai, but not soon enough!

Your gril

Girlfrll

GIRLFRIEND teeheehee,

Sabrina

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Sabrina,

I thought this might help keep things kind of normal? I might be locked away for now, but I am still here. I'll get through this and we'll be together again. Juleka got Alya to post something on the Ladyblog, and we're hoping Ladybug will have answers.

So yeah, I guess this secret's kind of out of the bag. I was Viperion. Yes, even back when we first met. Our meeting wasn't a coincidence at all. It was a plan to try and help an akuma victim. That changed quickly though, I swear. I can't say for sure when. Maybe it goes back to the first time we actually hung out. I never felt like I was a hero on the job. I was just a guy discovering this amazing person I had met. I'm sorry I had to keep it from you. So, I guess there's a silver lining to all this? I miss you. I want to be able to hug you, hold you, look you in the eyes and show you I am telling the truth.

I might have to find another way to write my next letter. My hands have been shaking the last couple days, I don't know what it means. You already saw the fangs, and my eyes. I don't know how far this transformation will go. Snakes don't have hands, it's going to make playing my guitar very hard if it goes that far.

Do you still have the amulet? If so, could you give it to Jules at school? Ladybug will probably want to look at it. That is the last time I go snorkeling. I enjoy the calm atop the water, but things hidden deep under the surface are not really my style. It would seem I had good instincts in that regard.

I'm including sheet music with this letter. It's a better apology than I can make in person right now. Use your ocarina to play it and you will know how I feel.

Your boyfriend who knows his scales better than ever,

Luka

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Luka  Lu  Lou  Love  Loveliest boy I know. I just think of you as ‘Senpai’ in my head, but what do I call you when I want to be serious with you? Oh! I know!

My Hero, 

You DID save me back then by reaching out to me and being my friend. Finding out that you did it on purpose, because you thought I was worth the effort, how could that ever upset me? I get secret identities, but I really want you to remember that everything you did was as Luka, the really cool musician, not as Viperion the time-guy. So no more apologizing or worrying Senpai! Got it?

I hope the amulet helps. I gave it to Juleka like you asked. I have a little extra tidbit for you too senpai. You’re not the only one whose going all rawrry now. (Or is it hissy for you? Hehehe if I make you mad it’ll be a hissyfit!) Ladybug visited to ask me about the amulet and the ‘curse’ as she’s calling it. She was looking to test something, since I’m the only other person who touched it directly. I wrapped it good before I gave it to Juleka! So anyway, she gave me one of the miraculouses to put on. You’ll never guess which one! I did, and as soon as I’d taken it off again, it started happening to me too. So we’re very sure now it’s tied to being a miraculous user, I mean it was likely that since you’re all scaly now, but we’re SURE. It’s kind of itchy at times, but I don’t mind. Dad is all freaked out though. I had to spend so long telling him Ladybug would take care of it.

Hey, if we’ve both got it, can we hang out? I don’t mind snakes. Do you like dogs? I might shed on your bed, is that okay? So far my hands and fingers still all work, but then doggos do have paws. I’m stuck wearing loose skirts or really low low pants though. Tails are harder than you’d expect for fashion!

I let Chloe see me like this, I hope Ladybug doesn’t mind. Chloé laughed, but I don’t think it was a mean one. I DO kind of look silly. I wiggled my ears at her. I managed to fit into my old Cat Noir costume too, so I was a cat dog!

I hope you can still write. Dog, snake, or person, being around you makes everything better.

Shaggily yours,

Sabrina

PS Did you like the swimsuit? I know it might not seem important right now…

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Ssssssabrina, 

Sorry I could not resist! The hands still work, as you know, but my motor stills aren’t the best, so I’m having Juleka write this out for me as I talk. Please remember to thank her for enduring listening to her brother be all gross with his girlfriend. Kiss Kiss, smooch smooch, hug, snuggle, okay she is glaring at me now I better stop.

Once I got your letter I knew I didn’t want to wait. Seeing you always buoys me up, and I’ll admit this whole thing does have me unnerved in ways I don’t normally feel. I’m usually the one others turn to. Here’s to breaking the ice with two people at once, but I think Jules looked to me a lot growing up since dad wasn’t around and mom is well… we love mom. Yeah I’m getting a look. (He got a hug too, he and I are going to have a talk after this. He’s right though.)  Not being able to take care of others has me nervous, antsy.

(Okay I stopped writing what he was saying. It’s more of the same, and I’m going to talk to him about it. I’m also going to make sure he talks to you more when he sees you again. We can make it soon. I can give you a ride over on my bike. I’m sorry if I’m butting in, but he’s my brother)

Okay on to something nicer. It was great seeing you. I’m keeping that picture we took. No one who wasn’t there would ever believe it. Your ears are adorable, and you’re so WARM. I mean, I guess I might be cold blooded now, but even if I wasn’t, curling up with you in that sunbeam would have been a great way to spend an afternoon anyway. If Ladybug can’t find a way to reverse this curse soon, at least we still have that to look forward to right? Don’t worry though, I’ve got faith in our Ladybug. She’ll find a way if there is one.

I’m a bit dozy right now, so I think I’ll cut this short.

Oh! I nearly forgot. The swimsuit (Argh! Instant Kharma, my old nemesis. I should not have interfered. I hope you are grateful to me for transcribing this!) I liked it. A lot. I’m not sure it should really be called a swimsuit though. It wasn’t very effective when you tried to swim. It’s good I had a spare t-shirt in the boat. Either way, I don’t think I can tell you all the ways I liked it right now. Juleka is not ready for that much info. No no she is definitely not, I’m getting a glare again. How about this? I’ll compose a poem about it before I see you again and recite it then.

Hoping to sink my fangs into you soon,

Luka

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To My Beautiful Bitey Boy,

I’m guessing it’s wearing off for you by now too. Are you doing okay? For me it wasn’t that hard to do when Ladybug told me. I’d never really had a chance to grow attached. You were a hero much longer though. I mean, you still are a hero to me, and from what Juleka told me, you are to her too. You won’t be Vipereon anymore though. Is that okay? Renouncing a Kwami sounds like a big deal, like telling a friend you can never see them again. I was afraid I was going to have to end up like that with Chloé, but you helped us through that. If you need help through this, I want to be there for you. Have you thought about asking Ladybug if your kwami can visit? Would that help? Should I butt out about that? I’m sorry, too many questions.

Once we can go out again I want to walk all over Paris with you. I want to be seen and make people sick. I may die of embarrassment, but I want to be just totally obnoxious for one day. Chloé calls it ‘see and be seen’ Well, I think you should be seen, and I want you to be seen, because you deserve it.

I bought Juleka and Rose Wednesday and Enid collectable figures as a thank you gift. I saw Juleka’s eye widen when I gave Wednesday to her, so I think maybe I did good?  I got a hug out of it, but I don’t know if she was just happy that I was back at school, which meant you were going to be on the mend.  I like your sister, and how she can say a lot by the various ways she is quiet. If you ever get sick of me Senpai, I’m still gonna be friends with your sister, mwahahahaha!

I do know what I really want to do when you are ready though, even if we don’t go out. Well, especially if we don’t go out. (I would die!) I want to come over, wearing that dress I wore to our first date, and under it I’ll wear my swimsuit. You can read your poem. I can wear the dress or not while you read.  Then we can pretend your room is the boat, No snorkeling this time! We’ll just spend the time relaxing and watching the water go by. I’ll listen to your melody, I’m starting to learn how to listen for it now. I catch myself humming it when you’re not around and it makes me feel less lonely.

Is that too much? Is it like, being too forward? Heroines always do something crazy and over the top, but the plots are almost evenly divided on if it works or not. I really want it to work. I want to make you as happy as you make me.

Hairless Doggo,

Sabrina

Write a fic written in the style of a letter correspondence where Sabrina and Luka go swimming in a lake and find a cursed artifact

[2-crossedtopia]

Who are part of the team?

:D also pls dont question the level gaps im working on them JSNSJSH

The Main Hero! Swanno! He's mainly a Stubborn Warrior! The angriest swan if any, does not actually want to be the protag aymore. She will smack anyone crying almost All The Time. She may have a fading halo and One small wing but call her an angel and they will obliterate you into next Tuesday. [Origin: Original OCverse]

The returning, Signas! He had seen better days and is now a Cautious Warrior. Traded off his Emperor Sword for something a little more familiar for him while integrating his own armor with the Hero Armor. He overanalyzes a lot, which is understandable considering the damage done to his systems in the fight before the reset. [Origin: Megaman X]

The first new member, Hokma! He's a Kind Cleric who may be too faithful of his role. Has an insanely high Righteous Anger hit chance. He would take any if not all offers to go and read in the library. Despite warnings from returning members, he still has his fascination towards the Divine Guardian. [Origin: Lobotomy Corporation/Library of Ruina]

The 2nd newest member, Green! He's an Airheaded Mage who has a rather strange (and often terrifying) hatred to anyone with a top hat and is a little unnerving - having advanced cybernetics capable of murder and all. He's the team's highest magic damage dealer and an ideal distraction to monsters. [Origin: Henry Stickmin AU - RHMG AU]

Another returning member, Mavos! He's a Cautious Thief with a love for animals. Constantly trying his best despite no longer together with his pet cat, Pudding. He admittedly proclaims himself being unreliable in terms of dealing damage. Even after the reset, he and his sister, Askali, can never set foot in one room together without a fight breaking out. [Origin: OC - Papers, Please]

This bitch! 3rd newest member, Parasol the Laid-Back Imp! He comes from the same universe as Swanno and is a Black Heron. Despite the constant smile, his vibes are...they sure are something! One side he can be very lax and friendly (questionable) and another he is straightforward and serious. Claims to be a higher up of an army. Has a side hobby of fishing. [Origin: Original OCverse]

4th newest member, ENA the Energetic Scientist! They're an excellent all-rounder with damage and support. ENA is a rather fascinating fella with really expressive ways of showing her different emotions. Considers Green a close friend, noting the similarities of their body structures. (half n half faces, "polygon" half arm, etc.) [Origin: ENA verse by Joel G]

The most notorious of the returning member, Askali the Murderous Stubborn Tank! Not much of her personality had changed after the reset, for the better or the worst. After knowing her true origins, her hatred towards Behelmus, Mavos and Great Sage Vonel grows ever stronger. Everyone had at least fought her once. [Origin: OC - Papers, Please]

This bitch 2. The returning, Behelmus the Laid-Back Popstar! Not much had changed for him as well, except he no longer views Askali as a love interest, but as a sworn rival. He's a little too set in his ways that he doesn't actually wish to leave Miitopia anymore, much to Swanno's disappointment. [Origin: OC - Papers, Please]

The last newest member, Iwasaki the Cool Princess! She's not really much of a talker, but she can very much sing a mean song and even rap. Cares very much about how others see her and is a fashionista. Joins Team Two Crossed after knowing her husband, Baron Ham, is the Dark Lord. [Origin: FAKE TYPE]

[hannahhook7744]

Arwen kids info part 2;

BASICS:

Full name: Iduna Merlyn Pendragon.

House: Pendragon.

Age: 22 years old.

Birth place: Camelot.

Current location: Camelot.

Titles: The 2nd born daughter, Princess of Camelot, Lady Iduna, and Princess Iduna.

Occupation: Princess of Camelot.

Known as: 'Una, Idu, the drama queen, Duna, Idy, Imp, I.M.P, the lovely Idu, and the love of Sir Edgar.

Known for: Being the love of Sir Edgar of the round table and being a Princess of Camelot.

ATTIRE:

General outfit: Light red poulaline shoes with a matching long sleeved wrap dress.

Weapons/Equipment: A light red handled, Parasol.

Extra accessories: A light red ribbon necklace.

PERSONALITY:

Fears: Not being able to marry Edgar, dying before her 27th birthday, being betrayed, being forgotten, being left alone, evil sorcerers, turning out like Uthur, dying in childbirth, accidentally marrying an evil troll, Wyverns, and snakes.

Dreams: She wants to marry Edgar, become a great queen, and a good mother.

Likes: Reading poetry, watching tournaments, watching Edgar Spar, Edgar, stealing from the kitchens, acting, reading, swimming, listening to music, playing games, dragonback riding, Falconry, and Embroidery.

Dislikes: Not being able to marry Edgar, her family in danger, assassination attempts, kidnapping attempts, her family in danger, her siblings going throw her things, being told what to do, anything Uther related, Merlin and Dragonet being mistreated, classist people, not being apart of council meetings, and not being apart of kingdom decisions and royal parties.

FAVORITES:

Favorite Color: Pinkish Red.

Favorite Food: Beef stew.

Favorite Drink: Cider.

Favorite Animal: Dragon.

Favorite Season: Summer.

Favorite Weapon: Parasol.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Friends: Dragonet, Lucan the Butler, Dindrane, Brangaine, Galahad, Balin, and Balan.

Parents: Arthur and Guinevere Pendragon.

Siblings: Llacheu Pendragon, Nathalia Pendragon, Aedulf Pendragon the 3rd, Amhar Pendragon, Loholt Pendragon, Duran Pendragon, Gwydre Pendragon, Artie Pendragon, Melora Pendragon, and Hilde Pendragon.

Love Interest: Sir Edgar of the Round table.

Children: None yet.

Animal companion: Dragon named Hyperion.

HISTORY:

Childhood: Iduna Merlyn Pendragon was born in Camelot to King Arthur and Queen Guinevere Pendragon a few years after the Battle of Camlann. Spending most of her youth studying and playing with her siblings and the staff's children.

Life: Eventually, she married a disgraced and denounced English prince named Edgar. Later, when he is undenounced Iduna goes back to his kingdom with him but remains in contact with her family despite their differences.

Death: Has not yet happened.

Quote: "He shouldn't force you to earn your stay! You've already earned that!"

Theme Song: "So This Is Love."

BASICS:

Full name: Aedulf Morgan Pendragon the 3rd.

House: Pendragon.

Age: 21 years old.

Birth place: Camelot.

Current location: Camelot.

Titles: The 4th born son, King of Camelot, Prince Aedulf, and Prince of Camelot.

Occupation: Prince/King of Camelot.

Known as: Morgan Le Noir, Ade, Luf, A.P, and King Aedulf ||| of Britain.

Known for: Being King of Britain and Prince of Camelot.

ATTIRE:

General outfit: Black boots, white trousers, blqck gloves, and a red tunic.

Weapons/Equipment: A red handled falchion.

Extra accessories: Emerald pendant.

PERSONALITY:

Fears: Out living his siblings and his friends, being betrayed, his loved ones, turning out like his grandfather, scorpions, evil sorcerers, marrying an evil troll, and Owlman.

Dreams: He wants to be a better king than his grandfather and if he couldn't do that, he'd want to be a Falconer.

Likes: Horseback riding, fighting crime, sparring, training falcons, hunting, taking care of the dogs, fishing, gambling, playing cards, reading ,and bobbing for apples.

Dislikes: Being betrayed, Kidnapping attempts, evil sorcerers, being compared to Uther, freezing water, scorpions, losing in sparring, losing in gambling, and veggie stew.

FAVORITES:

Favorite Color: Rossco Corisa red.

Favorite Food: Beans.

Favorite Drink: Tea.

Favorite Animal: Falcon.

Favorite Season: Spring.

Favorite Weapon: falchion.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Friends: Dragonet, Lucan the Butler, Dindrane, Sir Galahad, Andred, Balin, and Balan.

Parents: Arthur and Guinevere Pendragon.

Siblings: Llacheu Pendragon, Nathalia Pendragon, Iduna Pendragon, Amhar Pendragon, Loholt Pendragon, Duran Pendragon, Gwydre Pendragon, Artie Pendragon, Melora Pendragon, and Hilde Pendragon.

Love Interest: Brangaene.

Children: None as of yet.

Animal companion: Black horse named Akrsna.

HISTORY:

Childhood: Aedulf Morgan Pendragon the 3rd (named partly after Morgana) was born in Camelot to King Arthur and Queen Guinevere Pendragon a few years after the Battle of Camlann. He grew up quite the animal lover-- spending nearly all his free time in the stables, woods, owlry, falconry, fields, and doh kennels. When he wasn't in those places, he'd be playing with his siblings and friends, sparring, and doing his studies. One memorable moment in his childhood was when one of his older brothers convinced him that the owlman was real-- which established a life long fear for the young king.

Life: In his teens, he became a vigilante dressed in all black under the name 'Morgan Le Noir'-- alongside his brother, Duran-- saving people and animals under his parents' and siblings' noses. While also growing more and more fearful of the idea of out living his siblings. Eventually he met Isolde's former handmaiden, Brangaene, and fell in love with her. He grows up to become king of Camelot and marries her.

Death: Has not yet happened.

Quote: "Things didn't exactly go as planned, but we're not dead, so I'll consider it a win."

Theme Song: "Empy Chairs at Empty Tables."

BASICS:

Full name: Duran Patrike Pendragon.

House: Pendragon.

Age: 16 years old.

Birth place: Camelot.

Current location: Avalon (before rebirth).

Titles: The 5th born son, Sir Duran, Prince Duran, and Prince of Camelot.

Occupation: Prince of Camelot and squire.

Known as: Dur, D, 'ran, 'Uran, Patrike le Rous, and Enemy of the crows.

Known for: Dying in a battle and having his face peeked off by a crow, only for it to be batted away by Sanddef.

ATTIRE:

General outfit: Livid cloak, dark grey tunic, livid trousers, and grey boots.

Weapons/Equipment: A livid handled bec de corbin.

Extra accessories: Silver amulet.

PERSONALITY:

Fears: Crows, not making it past 24, evil sorcerers, turning out like Uthur, not being able to help his people, not being able to help his loved ones, birds, and being betrayed.

Dreams: He wants to be a mighty warrior who can protect all innocents. If he couldn't do that, he'd like to be a watchman.

Likes: Horseback riding, sparring, fighting crime, fishing, playing cards, bobbing for apples, sword fighting, reading, swimming, and climbing things.

Dislikes: Birdwatching, Kidnapping attempts, assassination attempts, evil sorcerers, being compared to Uther, crows, birds, ale, wine, beer, rum, being drunk, his loved ones being in danger, and not being able to help people.

FAVORITES:

Favorite Color: Livid (a Blue Grey color).

Favorite Food: Salmon.

Favorite Drink: Tea.

Favorite Animal: Horse.

Favorite Season: Winter.

Favorite Weapon: Bec de corbin.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Friends: Dragonet, Lucan the Butler, Ywain, Melehan, Sanddef, and Calogrenant.

Parents: Arthur and Guinevere Pendragon.

Siblings: Llacheu Pendragon, Nathalia Pendragon, Aedulf Pendragon the 3rd, Amhar Pendragon, Loholt Pendragon, Iduna Pendragon, Gwydre Pendragon, Artie Pendragon, Melora Pendragon, and Hilde Pendragon.

Love Interest: None.

Children: None.

Animal companion: Gray horse named Grayson.

HISTORY:

Childhood: Duran Patrike Pendragon was born in Camelot to King Arthur and Queen Guinevere Pendragon a few years after the Battle of Camlann. But before his birth, a witch prophesied that he'd die because of crows and because of that his parents kept him as far away from crows as possible. Meaning that he spent most of his days inside-- fearing any and all birds. Something he was quite fine with as a kid as he didn't mind reading and playing cards by himself.

Life: In his teens, he grew tired of being stuck inside all day and started sneaking out to fight crime as 'Patrike Le Rous' with the help of his older brother, Aedulf, and they were unstoppable until his older brother gave it all up to marry Brangaene. Unfortunately during this time he lost his protective amulet, which led to his downfall.

Death: He died in battle and got his face pecked off by crows until his friend, Sanddef, swatted them off.

Quote: "Why is it always crows?!"

Theme Song: "Safe and Sound."

BASICS:

Full name: Gwydre Ellis Pendragon.

House: Pendragon.

Age: 13 years old.

Birth place: Camelot.

Current location: Avalon (before rebirth).

Titles: The 6th born son, Sir Gwydre, Prince Gwydre, Gwydre the bard, and Prince of Camelot.

Occupation: Prince, Squire, and bard.

Known as: Gwy, 'Dre, Little G, G.P, G.E.P, 'Wydre, Specs, and Enemy of the Boars.

Known for: Helping Olwen and Culhwch get together and for being slaughtered by the giant boar 'Twrch Trwyth.'

ATTIRE:

General outfit: Pastel yellow shirt with a matching cloak, red boots with a matching tunic, and blue trousers.

Weapons/Equipment: A pastel yellow handled Horseman's pick.

Extra accessories: Silver glasses and a matching amulet.

PERSONALITY:

Fears: Boars, not being able to help his people, not being able to help his loved ones, evil sorcerers, turning out like Uthur, not being able to see, being too weak to fight, and being betrayed.

Dreams: He wants to be knight. If he can't be a knight, he wants to be a mummer and bard.

Likes: Sword fighting, acting, playing various instruments, singing, dancing, storytelling, climbing things, horseback riding, sparring, reading, swimming, playing dress up, and sewing.

Dislikes: Boars, pigs, evil sorcerers, being kidnapped, assassination attempts, being compared to Uther, being compared to anyone really, classist people, ale, wine, beer, rum, being drunk, his siblings invading his space, and his loved ones being in danger.

FAVORITES:

Favorite Color: Silver.

Favorite Food: Berries.

Favorite Drink: Cider.

Favorite Animal: Horse.

Favorite Season: Summer.

Favorite Weapon: Horseman's pick.

RELATIONSHIPS:

Friends: Dragonet, Lucan the Butler, Olwen, and Culhwch.

Parents: Arthur and Guinevere Pendragon.

Siblings: Llacheu Pendragon, Nathalia Pendragon, Aedulf Pendragon the 3rd, Amhar Pendragon, Loholt Pendragon, Iduna Pendragon, Duran Pendragon, Artie Pendragon, Melora Pendragon, and Hilde Pendragon.

Love Interest: None.

Children: None.

Animal companion: A light brown horse named Brainy.

HISTORY:

Childhood: Gwydre Ellis Pendragon was born in Camelot to King Arthur and Queen Guinevere Pendragon a few years after the Battle of Camlann. But before his birth, a witch prophesied that he'd die because of boars and because of that his parents kept him as far away from boars as possible. Unlike his brother, Doran--who had a similar faith--, Gwydre resented this very much and fought his parents on it constantly until they eventually gave in and gave him more freedom.

Life: He became a knight like most of his brothers before him while occasionally doing plays and shows. Eventually he goes on a quest to help Culhwch in winning his soon to he father in law's approval so he can marry Olwen (who is not his stepsister in this relam). Eventually losing his protective amulet in the process, leading to his death.

Death: He was slaughtered by the giant boar 'Twrch Trwyth.'

Quote: "What's life without freedom?"

Theme Song: "Viva La Vida."

[usafphantom2]

Ronnie Bell Following

Kawanishi H6K Mavis

Mechanics of 3219 Servicing Command of Royal Air Force (RAF), check the engines of a Japanese Kawanishi H6K 'Mavis' flying boat at Sourabaya Java, in preparation for an air test flight. Of interest are the markings added by Indonesian nationalists and the fact that an additional band of blue has been added to the fuselage marking by the Dutch.

Date January 1946.

The Kawanishi H6K was an Imperial Japanese Navy flying boat produced by the Kawanishi Aircraft Company and used during World War II for maritime patrol duties. The Allied reporting name for the type was Mavis; the Navy designation was "Type 97 Large Flying Boat, The aircraft was designed in response to a Navy requirement of 1934 for a long range flying boat and incorporated knowledge gleaned by a Kawanishi team that had visited the Short Brothers factory in the UK, at that time one of the world's leading producers of flying boats, and from building the Kawanishi H3K, a license-built, enlarged version of the Short Rangoon. The Type S, as Kawanishi called it, was a large, four-engine monoplane with twin tails, and a hull suspended beneath the parasol wing by a network of struts. Three prototypes were constructed, each one making gradual refinements to the machine's handling both in the water and in the air, and finally fitting more powerful engines. The first of these flew on 14 July 1936 and was originally designated Navy Type 97 Flying Boat, later H6K. Eventually, 217 would be built , Operational history H6Ks were deployed from 1938 onwards, first seeing service in the Sino-Japanese War and were in widespread use by the time the Pacific War full-scale erupted, in 1942. At that time of the war, four kokutai operated a total of 66 H6K4s.

The type had some success over South East Asia and the South West Pacific. H6Ks had excellent endurance, being able to undertake 24-hour patrols, and was often used for long-range reconnaissance and bombing missions. From bases in the Dutch East Indies, they were able to undertake missions over a large portion of Australia.

However, the H6K became vulnerable to a newer generation of heavier armed and faster fighters. It continued in service throughout the war, in areas where the risk of interception was low. In front-line service, it was replaced by the Kawanishi H8K.

Variants

A H6K2-L Navy Transport Flying Boat Type 97H6K1

Evaluation prototypes with four Nakajima Hikari 2 engines, 4 built.

H6K1 (Navy Flying Boat Type 97 Model 1)

Prototypes with 746 kW 1,000 hp Mitsubishi Kinsei 43 Engines, 3 converted from the original H6K1 prototypes.

H6K2 Model 11

First production model. Includes two H6K2-L officer transport modification, 10 built.

H6K2-L (Navy Transport Flying Boat Type 97)

Unarmed transport version of H6K2 powered by Mitsubishi Kinsei 43 engines, 16 built.

H6K3 Model 21

Modified transport version of H6K2 for VIPs and high-ranking officers, 2 built.

H6K4 Model 22

Major production version, modified H6K2 with revised weapons, some with 694 kW (930 hp) Mitsubishi Kinsei 46 engines. Fuel capacity increased from 7,764 L (1,708 Imp gal) to 13,410 L (2,950 Imp gal). Includes two H6K4-L transport versions, 100 to 127 (if other numbers are all correct) built.

H6K4-L

Transport version of H6K4, similar to H6K2-L, but with Mitsubishi Kinsei 46 engines, 20 built and another two converted from the H6K4.

H6K5 Model 23

Fitted with 969 kW (1,300 hp) Mitsubishi Kinsei 51 or 53 engines and new upper turret replacing the open position, 36 built.

Via Flickr

[waywardkansasconanexiles]

Skyrim Alchemy Notes

Uses Fishing, Saints & Seducers, Rare Curios, Dragonborn, Hearthfire and Dawnguard

Helpful tool: https://www.powtions.com/

Damage Health - Damage Magicka - Damage Magicka Regen Requires Human Heart* Damage Health - Damage Magicka Regen - Lingering Damage Magicka Hagraven Claw, Scalon Fin & Nightshade Nightshade, Scalon Fin & Ogres Teeth Nightshade, Scalon Fin & Purple Mountain Flower Nightshade, Scalon Fin & Swamp Fungal Pod Nightshade, Scalon Fin & Wheat Requires Pygmy Sunfish*

Damage Health - Damage Stamina - Damage Stamina Regen Giants Toe, Nirnroot/Crimson Nirnroot & Skeever Tail Damage Health - Damage Stamina - Ravage Stamina Bone Meal, Deathbell & Nirnroot/Crimson Nirnroot Damage Health - Damage Stamina Regen - Ravage Stamina Bunglers Bane, Deathbell & Skeever Tail Ravage Health - Damage Stamina - Damage Stamina Regen Cyrodilic Spadetail, Giants Toe, Silverside Perch Cyrodilic Spadetail, Giants Toe & Skeever Tail Ravage Health - Damage Stamina - Ravage Stamina Bone Meal, Cyrodilic Spadetail & Scathecraw Ravage Health - Damage Stamina Regen - Ravage Stamina Bunglers Bane, Scathecraw & Silverside Perch

Damage Health - Ravage Health - Lingering Damage Health Chokeberry, Deathbell & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Daedra Venin & Imp Stool Chokeberry, Gold Kanet & Imp Stool Chokeberry, Giant Lichen & Imp Stool Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Small Antlers Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Wisp Stalk Caps Requires Chokeberry* Imp Stool, Scathecraw & Skeever Tail

Damage Health-Ravage Health-Ravage Magicka Chokeberry, Coda Flower & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Red Mountain Flower & Scathecraw Coda Flower, Scathecraw & Skeever Tail Red Mountain Flower, Scathecraw & Skeever Tail Damage Health-Ravage Health-Damage Stamina Chokeberry, Cyrodilic Spadetail & Nirnroot/Crimson Nirnroot Cyrodilic Spadetail, Nirnroot/Crimson Nirnroot & Skeever Tail Damage Health-Ravage Health-Damage Stamina Regen River Betty, Skeever Tail & Silverside Perch Emperor Parasol Moss, Skeever Tail & Silverside Perch Nirnroot/Crimson Nirnroot, Skeever Tail & Silverside Perch Deathbell, Skeever Tail & Silverside Perch Poison Bloom, Skeever Tail & Silverside Perch Ectoplasm, Skeever Tail & Silverside Perch Falmer Ear/Imp Stool/Nightshade/Red Mountain Flower/Small Antlers/Void Salts Requires Skeever Tail* Damage Health-Ravage Health-Ravage Stamina Chokeberry, Deathbell & Scathecraw Deathbell, Scathecraw & Skeever Tail Damage Health-Lingering Damage Health-Ravage Magicka Chokeberry, Coda Flower & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Red Mountain Flower & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Coda Flower & Orange Dartwing Chokeberry, Orange Dartwing & Red Mountain Flower Coda Flower, Imp Stool & Orange Dartwing Coda Flower, Imp Stool &Scathecraw Imp Stool, Orange Dartwing & Red Mountain Flower Imp Stool, Red Mountain Flower & Scathecraw Damage Health-Lingering Damage Health-Lingering Damage Stamina Chokeberry, Luminous Russula & Small Antlers Chokeberry, Coda Flower & Luminous Russula Chokeberry, Luminous Russula & Nightshade Coda Flower, Imp Stool & Luminous Russula Imp Stool, Luminous Russula & Nightshade Imp Stool, Luminous Russula & Small Antlers Damage Health-Lingering Damage Health-Ravage Stamina Chokeberry, Deathbell & Scathecraw Deathbell, Imp Stool & Scathecraw Ravage Health-Lingering Damage Health-Ravage Magicka Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Spawn Ash Chokeberry, Coda Flower & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Red Mountain Flower & Scathecraw Eye of Sabre Cat, Orange Dartwing & Scathecraw Orange Dartwing, Scathecraw & Silverside Perch Alocasia Fruit, Scathecraw & Chokeberry Chokeberry, Orange Dartwing & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Frost Mirriam Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Grass Pod Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Lavender Chokeberry, Scathecraw & White Cap Congealed Putrescence, Scathecraw & Orange Dartwing Daedra Venin, Scathecraw & Orange Dartwing Gold Kanet, Scathecraw & Orange Dartwing Cyrodilic Spadetail, Scathecraw & Orange Dartwing Giant Lichen, Scathecraw & Orange Dartwing Jazbay Grapes, Scathecraw & Orange Dartwing Orange Dartwing, Scathecraw & Skeever Tail Ravage Health-Lingering Damage Health-Ravage Stamina Chokeberry, Deathbell & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Hypha Facia & Scathecraw Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Spawn Ash Bunglers Bane, Scathecraw & Chokeberry Bee, Scathecraw & Chokeberry Bone Meal, Scathecraw & Chokeberry Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Honeycomb Chokeberry, Scathecraw & Thistle Branch

[hartshorn-and-isinglass]

This diet absolutely blows but I do happen to be in less pain than I was yesterday. We'll see if the trend continues. Unfortunately, I am also low-key hungry all the damn time. Dinner is hilarious because I get to watch Spouse scarf down cheddar broccoli soup or mac n' cheese and I am sitting there with my sad-ass cup of broth, smelling all the deliciousness I can't have.

The constant low-level hunger plus inevitably thinking about the Muse the last couple of days plus also having to do a bit of catch-up on Dracula Daily is putting me in exactly the sort of frame of mind you'd expect. (Blood doesn't qualify for the liquids phase but it would be excellent for the low-fiber solids phase. Also I was trying to look up how much gelatin powder I'd have to add to 500mL of broth to approximate the viscosity of human blood, but I couldn't find anything about the viscosity of melted gelatin at 37°C. Never thought I'd ever miss having access to a rheometer, but here we are.)

This has been messing with my blood sugar a bit so I've been making some hilarious mistakes... I just sewed two of the buttons back on this jacket wrong. Arrrgh. I am almost done with the short-term alterations for this stupid jacket and then I can get back to the carving stuff.

I'll be back to eating a normal diet by the time next weekend rolls around, but then our meal schedule for that Saturday is going to be all borked up... and someone's gonna ask me why I'm not availing myself of the snack table. My personal Imp of The Perverse so wants to reply, "you will I trust, excuse me that I do not join you, but I have dined already, and I do not sup” but I can't guarantee he'd get the reference.

It's also going to be cloudy as hell that day and there is a decent chance of rain, so alas, I do not think I'll be able to bring the lace parasol. Besides, I'll already have to juggle the cape and the purse and hat (which I absolutely cannot keep on once we are seated) and there's been no place to put any of this besides at one's seat for the last two venues.

[yours-truly-dangan]

Consider the following:

DANGANRONPA 2 BUT THEYRE ON AN AIRSHIP (CALLED THE S.S. JABBERWOCK) AND THEYRE ALSO MYTHICAL CREATURES

•Hajime is just a normal guy, doin normal guy stuff. He’s a deckhand

•Nagito is an imp who stalks hajime,, They keep banning him from the ship but he just keeps flying after them lmfao Hiyoko attacks him too

•Teruteru’s a cherub and he has little tiny baby wings and wears a toga.,, he wings too small for he gotdam he! He also glows shhh (according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way this man should be able to fly-)

•Nekomaru is a centaur and he wakes everyone up in the morning by blowing his whistle and screaming. They hate him for it

•Peko is a nymph (She’s a water bender but we don’t talk about it-)

•Fuyuhiko is a merman!! He has to sit in a kiddie pool all the time so he doesn’t dry out and peko uses her water to keep him alive. Screams obscenities for funsies

•Ibuki is a banshee. She’s just really loud in general so I thought it would fit

•Mikan is a succubus and gets attacked by Hiyoko a lot jfks poor girl

•Hiyoko is a harpy and swoops down to attack people she doesn’t like. One time she crashed into the side of the ship like a dumbass and Nagito had to catch her and she spat on him

•Gundham is a vampire but he likes to spend time on the outside of the airship and carries a parasol around with him everywhere he goes so he doesn’t burn. Sometimes he attracts birds and they just vibe with him yknow

•Mahiru is an angel and has to stop Hiyoko from beating Mikan a lot

•Chiaki is a fairy who likes to sleep in people’s pockets, particularly Hajime’s.

•Byakuya is the captain of the ship and he is a shapeshifter

•Kazuichi is a werewolf and tends to the boiler room and stuff. Gundham avoids him at all costs

•Sonia is a ghost and all of her time with Gundham hfjs

•Akane is a griffin and likes to kick the shit out of anYTHING that comes close to the ship because she’s just like that

I know this is all incoherent but that’s how I roll 😎 uh yeah so this is my spur-of-the-moment AU;;;

[velvetwarfare]

The castle looks as if it’s straight out of a grimdark fairytale. Large architecture, blood stained walls, sculptures depicting large, vampiric creatures, and lots of rainfall.

Bethanne breathes in the not so fresh air, a ginormous moon in a sickly lime color bathing the imps and vampire in an equally warped illumination. Popping open her parasol, she then shifts it over Blitzo’s head, propping one hand on her hip triumphantly.

“ Alas, back at my REAL home ~ ! This beauty used to be all mine before the Gods FINALLY decided to let my spiteful ass rest in pieces. I have to ponder if my old ratmen are still kicking… “

She didn’t even get a few steps in before freezing at the front doors, widened eyes staring directly at the ungodly amount of graffiti sprayed on the wooden surface.

“ — Oh, what the FUCK? FUCKING TOURISTS AND THEIR FUCKING SHITTY STRANGE LANGUAGE IN NUMERALS. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? IT IS LIKE A GIANT S! BUT BLOCKY! CAN THEY NOT EVEN BE CREATIVE?! “

Glances at the crudely drawn dicks next to it.

“ …

ARE YOU. FUCKING ME IN THE SWEET ASS RIGHT NOW. “

“ Depends. What typa’ shit you looking for? “

Betty chuckled, slinging off her bag to rip open the front — there’s nothing but elixirs stuffed in there. She was prepared to show them off.

“ Mmm…lethal, semi-lethal, soooort of lethal, I only have one or two mixes that are just on the BRINK of lethal but would be considered non-lethal.

Distractions, body modifications, system modifications, fae-type shit….

Most of them are primarily for getting the fuck away or ensuring that someone else stays the fuck away. Permanently. “

[gaming-world-and-guides]

Alchemical Cooking Recipes mod for Skyrim Special Edition

Xbox Mod     Nexus

~This is not my mod that I created, but I love it so much that I want to make a guide on it and hope that people will see it and download it. This mod goes great with the Frostfall: Hypothermia Camping Survival mod by Chesko as it provides recipes to combat hypothermia. All of this information is copied from the details of the mod page. - Admin: AssassinWriter~

Description:

Alchemical Cooking Recipes is meant to give characters who do not utilize alchemy a greater reason to harvest alchemical ingredients and a provide a fair supplement to those that do. Every ingredient was given a purpose and is used as a direct or indirect cooking ingredient for new foods and drinks. Generally, the type and strength of the magic effects provided by the new items were determined by the original effects associated with one or more alchemy ingredients used, the availability of the ingredients, and how complex the recipe was. However, some items have custom effects that provide unique benefits when consumed.

How do I cook these new foods and drinks?

You will need to visit the Alchemist's Shack on the edge of the Rift. You will find a nearby campfire and cooking pot with an alchemical cookbook resting on a stump. Reading this book will offer you the option to memorize the new cooking recipes and add them to your cooking menu. If at any point you wish to remove the recipes from the menu, you will need to return to the shack and read the book again to forget everything you learned. The cookbook also offers the ability to activate a Smart Menu feature so that items will only appear in your cooking menu when you have a notable ingredient for a recipe in your inventory. Cooking ingredients added by ACR will always appear in the menu even if the Smart Menu feature is active due to some recipes relying on them to be in your inventory to appear.

***Alternatively, you can enter via console 'set ACRGlobalRecipeToggle to 1' to add all the items to the cooking menu or 'set ACRGlobalRecipeToggle to 0' to remove them.

Entering 'set ACRGlobalSmartMenuToggle to 1' will activate the Smart Menu feature and ''set ACRGlobalSmartMenuToggle to 0' will deactivate it. 

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COOKING INGREDIENTS:

Powdered Bear Claw: requires Bear Claws x2

Powdered Hawk Beak x2: requires Hawk Beak

Powdered Hagraven Claw x2: requires Hagraven claw

Powdered Sabre Cat Tooth: requires Sabre Cat Tooth x2

Antler Cuttings: requires Small Antlers x2

Antler Cuttings: requires Large Antlers

Pearl Dust: requires Small Pearl

Pearl Dust x2: requires Pearl

Feather Meal x2: requires Hawk Feather

Phial of Honey x5: requires Honeycomb

Phial of Honey x5: requires Honey

Ground Slaugherfish Scales: requires Slaughterfish Scales x2

Crushed Butterfly Wings: requires Blue Butterfly Wing, Butterfly Wing

Nightshade Extract:  requires Nightshade x4

Canis Root Extract: requires Canis Root x4

Milk of Nirnroot: requires Nirnroot x2

Wildflower Nectar x3: requires Red Mountain Flower, Blue Mountain Flower, Purple Mountain Flower, Lavender

Wispmother Essence x2: requires Wisp Wrappings

Congealed Daedra Blood x2: requires Daedra Heart

Congealed Human Blood x2: requires Human Heart

Distilled Resin x3: requires Beehive Husk

FOODS:

Skooma: requires Moonsugar x2

Honey: requires Honeycomb

Bread: requires Wheat x3

Roasted Abecean Longfin: requires Abecean Longfin

Braised River Betty: requires River Betty

Blackened Cyrodilic Spadetail: requires Cyrodilic Spadetail

Seared Silverside Perch: requires Silverside Perch

Grilled Hiscarp: requires Histcarp

Steamed Mudcrab Claw: requires Mudcrab Chitin

Root Medley: requires Potato, Gourd, Creep Cluster x2, Canis Root Extract

Honey Bread: requires Wheat x3, Phial of Honey

Hunter's Stew: requires Skeever Tail, Antler Cuttings, Feather Meal, Potato, Tomato

Egg White Dish: requires Chicken Egg, Pine Thrush Egg, Rock Warbler Egg

Pheasant Dumpling: requires Pheasant Breast, Bleeding Heart, Lavender, Wheat x3

Chicken Stuffed Gourd: requires Chicken Breast, Gourd, Carrot, Leek, Scaly Mushroom, White Cap

Trapper's Gumbo: requires Pheasant Breast, Rabbit Meat, Carrot, Potato, Feather Meal

Herb Baked Horker: requires Horker Meat, Grass Pod, Blue Mountain Flower, Elves Ear

Chicken Hawk Soup: requires Chicken Breast, Powdered Hawk Beak, Canis Root Extract, Garlic, Potato

Skeever Jerky: requires Charred Skeever Hide, Salt x2

Eastmarch Apple Cobbler: requires Red Apple x2, Dragon Tongue x2, Wheat x4

Bug Soup: requires Blue Dartwing, Orange Dartwing x2, Torchbug Thorax, Bee, Crushed Butterfly Wings

Lunar Jelly: requires Luna Moth Wing x2, Moonsugar, Distilled Resin

Marshland Soup: requires Fungalpod x2, Giant Lichen x2

Roasted Mushrooms: requires Mora Tapinella, Scaly Pholiota

Creamy Mushroom Soup: requires Whitecap x2, Fly Amanita x2, Imp Stool x2

Seasoned Vegetable Soup: requires Vegetable Soup, Blue Mountain Flower, Red Mountain Flower

Nordic Clam Chowder: requires Clam Meat x2, Slaughterfish Egg, Nordic Barnacal, Ground Slaugherfish Scales

Spriggan Syrup: requires Spriggan Sap, Moon Sugar, Distilled Resin

Spicy Venison Stew: requires Venison Stew, Fire Salts

Cavedweller Pudding: requires Glowing Mushroom x3, Charus Eggs x3

Chilled Egg Custard: requires Chicken Egg x2, Frost Salt x2, Frost Mirriam

Giant's Fondue: requires Mammoth Cheese Bowl x2, Biting Ale, Powdered Mammoth Tusk

Scorched Goat Leg: requires Leg of Goat, Dwarven Oil

Hunter's Goulash: requires Venison, Potato x2, Antler Shavings x2

Hunter's Mighty Goulash: requires Hunter's Goulash, Eye of Sabre Cat x2, Powdered Sabre Cat Tooth, Powdered Bear Claw

Sweet Glazed Rabbit: requires Rabbit Meat, Phial of Honey, Distilled Resin

Witches Slop: requires Powdered Hagravan Claw, Hagraven Feathers, Namira's Rot, Blisterwort

Witches Vile Slop: requires Witches Slop, Deathbell x2, Nightshade Extract, Ectoplasm

Spicy Skeever Jerky: requires Charred Skeever Hide, Fire Salts x2

Repugnant Gruel: requires Troll Fat, Falmer Ear x2, Giant Toe, Spider Egg

Bloodmoon Pie x5: requires Human Flesh, Luna Moth Wing x2, Congealed Human Blood, Bone Meal x2

Spectral Bonemeal Paste: requires Ectoplasm, Distilled Resin, Bone meal x5

Fried Chicken Egg: requires Chicken Egg

Fried Pine Thrush Egg: requires Pine Thrush Egg

Fried Rock Warbler Egg: requires Rock Warbler Egg

Spice Bag: Elves Ear x2, Crimson Nirnroot, Crushed Butterfly Wings x2

BEVERAGES:

Bitter Steppe Tea: requires Thistle x2, Tundra Cotton x2

Biting Ale: requires Canis Root Extract, Ale

Night Stalker's Drink: requires Hanging Moss, Nightshade Extract, Sabre Cat Eye

Night Hunter's Drink: requires Night Stalker's Drink, Glow Dust x2

Mixed Berry Juice: requires Snowberry x2, Juniper Berry x2, Jazybay Grapes x2

Druadach Tea: requires Briar Heart, Juniper Berry x2

Nirn Firewater: requires Taproot, Milk of Nirnroot, Crushed Butterfly Wings

"Improved" Black-Briar Reserve: requires Black-Briar Reserve, Vampire Dust

Iced Wildflower Nectar: requires Ice Wraith Teeth, Wildflower Nectar

Valenwood Brew x5: requires Horse Meat, Raw Beef, Human Flesh

Oblivion Liquor: requires Void Salts, Congealed Daedra Blood, Spiced Wine

Mage's Warding Brew: requires Wispmother Essence, Glow Dust, "Improved" Black-Briar Reserve

Pearl Tea: requires Pearl Dust, Wildflower Nectar, Phial of Honey

Dovah's Fury: requires Pearl Tea, Dragon Scales

Pirate's Rotgut: Skooma, Ground Slaughterfish scales

Brawler's Mead: Nord Mead, Powdered Bear Claws

Brawler's Red Mead: requires Brawler's Mead, Congealed Human Blood

Dovah Tea: requires Dragon Scales, Dragon Tongue x3

DLC RECIPES:

Feather Meal x2: requires Felsaad Tern Feathers

Bone Broth: requires Boar Tusk, Horker Tusk, Salt x2

Dragon's Bone Broth: requires Bone Broth, Dragon Bone

Acrid Dog Ribs: requires Dog Meat, Soul Husk, Congealed Human Blood

Northern Salmon Chowder: requires Salmon Meat, Salmon Roe x3, Feather Meal x3, Leek

Sweet Netch Jam: requires Netch Jelly, Green Apple x2

Sweet Ash Hopper Jam: requires Ash Hopper Jelly, Red Apple x2

Potent Spice Bag: requires Spice Bag, Ancestor Moth Wing x2

Arch-Mage's Warding Brew: requires Mage's Warding Brew, Gleamblossom x2

Flower Water: requires Wildflower Nectar, Yellow Mountain Flower, Crushed Butterfly Wings x2

Smoked Boar: requires Boar Meat, Burnt Spriggan Wood, Salt

Charred Ash Hopper: requires Ash Hopper Meat, Burnt Spriggan Wood, Dwarven Oil

Seasoned Ash Hopper Leg: requires Ash Hopper Leg, Ashen Grass Pod, Garlic

Fried Hawk Egg: requires Hawk Egg

Ashen Root Medley: requires Ash Yam, Trama Root, Ash Creep Cluster x2, Spawn Ash

Noxious Mixture: requires Emperor Parasol Moss, Scathecraw x2, Chaurus Hunter Antenna

Corrosive Mixture: requires Noxious Mixture, Poison bloom

[elizabethgoldlokidottir]

Something Precious: Act I, Ch. 3

ACT I, CHAPTER 3 ONE NIGHT IN THE STABLES “As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?”-Walt Disney’s Beauty and the Beast 299 YEARS  AND TWO MONTHS LATER They were walking among the spring path in the dark castle gardens. These gardens, once neglected, had started to bloom and flourish again. Rose bushes lined the path that was strewn with beautiful pink delicate leaves that had fallen from the flowering trees. The light smell of flowering plants carried throughout the air, giving the environment nearly a sweet taste to the tongue. The dirt path, lined with stone walls coming up to a person’s midriff held the strange couple. The dark one was one of them, yet he had looked different today. For the first time in hundreds of years, there was a genuine smile upon his lips. Usually what came closest to a smile was the smirk he had before he was going to do something stupid. There was also that sarcastic smirk that he wore when he was dealing with clients, where he knew he had to smile to be pleasant but at the same time planned to do what he had to gain what he wanted. No..this smile was different. He had never felt such joy. He had come close to it when he was with Milah, his former wife but this was even a different feeling than such. He couldn’t explain it. He felt a strange warmth inside of what he thought was his cold dead heart. The reason for this hope, this light and this warmth was the woman who walked beside him. She had light skin, chestnut curls that touched her shoulders and a lithe build. Her soft white hand held the imp’s, her delicate fingers intertwining with his clawed digits. In her other hand she a light pink parasol that he had gotten her as a gift. As they walked along, her bright blue eyes looked into his, and the Avalonian princess spoke in an accent that he would never forget. “You know something, Rumplestiltskin?” she asked with a slight teasing smirk to her own beautiful smile. “You’ve never asked me to come on a stroll with you before.” “Well my dear…” he began in his high pitched voice as he looked to her with a toothy smile “...I think we needed some fresh air. The dusting can wait.” Belle couldn’t help the giggle that escaped her lips. For being the maid of the dark castle she very rarely did any cleaning if she did any of it at all. Mostly, she spent her days conversing with the lonely “monster” that lived within its walls. Yes, he may have been prickly at first, but it didn’t take long for her to break down his defenses. She found him to be a surprising person, for she had discovered early on that he was not what he had seemed. That smile that she saw now was his true self, shining through all of the darkness. She could see him through that cloak of darkness that he had wrapped around himself for his own protection. His skin that she expected to be cold and strange was in fact just like normal human skin...warm. As his own amber eyes met hers, he could see something within her that he had never seen before...the absence of fear and hatred. Most people had hated him, treated him as a different species even when he had done nothing to them. He never thought that anyone would see him as anything more than a monstrosity. He saw something else within her too, an intelligence that matched his own. Unlike most men of the era who wanted a woman who was seen and not heard, he desired the opposite. He had been so lonely all of these years that he yearned for someone to talk to..for human interaction. He began to engage in conversation with her just like he did with her every night. He smiled as their hands swung back and forth lightly, like two children holding hands upon the playground or two young lovers during the festivals. “Alright, here’s one.” he said with a quirk of the eyebrow. They often did this, coming up with hypothetical questions and situations to get to know each other and find out about the other. Neither one of them had ever been in love before, and those that they said to love had treated them so poorly. Both were a little scared and neither one of them prepared. “You had mentioned to me last night that you desired to have children one day. If you had a child...what would you name them?” Belle blushed softly, a pink shade forming on her cheeks as she smiled at him. “Well the only question that remains: is it a boy or a girl?” At that, he too had blushed, a rose gold hue coming to his cheeks, the light bronzing remaining as he spoke. “A girl.” It was a truth that if Milah had allowed for another child he would have desired a girl. He had always wanted a girl. Belle smiled “Well that’s an easy one. Gaston and I...I tried to talk to him about it but he was always too busy ranting about how he wanted male children and how unfortunate fathers who had all girls were. He was always too busy talking about himself. But I have one in the back of my mind. If I ever have a daughter...I would love to name her Elizabeth.” He thought about it, and smiled pleasantly. It was a beautiful, strong name. There was something about it too...as if it meant something. After all, Rumplestiltskin knew better than anyone else that names had meaning. “I like it. In fact I love it. Just out of curiosity...why?” She shrugged her shoulders. “It means hope.” They were so busy talking that they did not realize a change in the weather. The sun that had just been with them a moment ago had disappeared, covered by ever darkening clouds. A veil fell over them. The smell of flowers that had been there now mixed with the ionic smell of the gathering storm. He should have noticed, they both should have, but the couple were too engaged in conversation to care. Only when a sheet of rain came down from the heavens did they notice the change in the weather. They both squealed and then laughed, trying in vain to cover each other up, Belle holding her parasol over him and Rumplestiltskin holding his cloak over her head. As the rain came down harder, the water soaked through the materials in no time, soaking them both. “Well this isn’t doing any good…” he laughed impishly at himself and so did she as he grabbed her arm and began to run with her. “The stables aren’t far now, dearie!” “I expect fresh hay when I get there!” the beauty laughed along with them, the lovers hand in hand as they ran for cover. The horse stable was the closest building that the castle grounds had to offer shelter from the storm. They ran into the grand barn, for Rumplestiltskin did have several horses that pulled his carriages and a riding horse of his own, kept immortal, that he had since he was a young man. Once inside, the imp bolted the main door shut. The whinnying of the nervous horses from the storm carried all around them. Belle’s own horse, Phillipe, was looking at her expectantly, shifting judgemental eyes at the dark one. “I have the feeling that he still doesn’t like me.” the imp teased as he tried his best to wring the rainwater out of his long wet hair. “Give him time. I got used to you.” Belle winked as she tried her best to squeeze the water out of her hair. She walked over to a black horse with a white stripe running down his forehead and into his muzzle. “So...are you going to introduce us?” Belle patted the horse gently on the neck. The imp ran his fingers through the horse’s mane. “This is Black Beauty. I just call him Blackie.” He could feel her blue eyes on him as he blushed. “I know..but in my defense I was twenty years old when I got the colt.” “So how come he’s...still alive?” He shrugged. “Magic.” he said as if it was perfectly normal. They continued to stroke the horse, Belle moving so that she was right next to the dark one. Not even inches away from him, she remained right but his side, their arms touching. Both of them made eye contact and then blushed as they looked away from one another. Belle wrapped her arms around herself as she felt the cold from wet clothes. Rumplestiltskin immediately sprang into action. He tried to look for something dry to give her, but he had nothing of his own that was dry. “Wait eh...just a moment…” That bronzing came upon his cheeks again as he took off his cloak, tossing it to the side along with his outer vestments. His vest and his silk shirt were tossed aside, leaving him bare. With the magic that was within him, he made his body temperature rise. He took a light horse blanket and wrapped it around her shoulders once she removed her own cloak. Belle blushed as her eyes focused upon him, her gaze shifting so that she could take in the shirtless imp before her. Once ready, he pulled her in close. His cheeks had never looked so much like rose gold. Slowly yet surely, she placed her head upon it. She could feel his heartbeat, could hear it. He had a heart just as she did, one that she could tell was beating ever more rapidly within his scrawny chest. He looked down at her, his amber eyes darting towards the chestnut hair of his beauty. She had her head in the crook of his neck now, for he was not much taller than her. A few silent moments passed between them, both of their beating hearts ever so close to the other and their lips only inches away from each other. No words passed between them, only the sound of the horses quietly nuzzling their hay, the sound of the rain upon the roof of the barn, the rumble of thunder and each other’s breathing. He finally took up the courage to speak, for to make a sound in this situation was like trying to cut through the tension that charged the stalls. “Are you warming up?” He whispered softly, breathing quite heavily and out of uncertainty as he gazed down at her. Belle, her oceanic eyes gazing into his, breathed rapidly as well. “Y...yes..” They gazed into each other’s eyes, both breathing in and out as the tension grew. With every moment, they came closer and closer to the edge of the unknown. Their desire grew, for each yearned for their lips to touch and to be nearer to one another. Each of them tried to speak, but could not find the words. They only gave whimpers and unsure sighs of uncertainty as their lips drew closer. They were getting ready to leap into the unknown. They wound their arms more tightly around each other. Slowly but surely, their lips began to meet. Their eyes closed in bliss. The beauty’s soft lips met his as they held each other close, the beast kissing her lips softly, slowly, and with all of that warmth that he felt whenever they touched. The kiss went on for what seemed like an eternity..a beautiful eternity. They could no longer hear the thunder and the lightning raging outside of their wooden hideaway. When it was finally time for the kiss to part, they breathed heavily, gazing into each other’s eyes. Yet neither one of them could pull away. They had gone too far and now the current was pulling them in towards each other. “We shouldn’t…” the imp started, but then yielded to her kiss yet again. They kissed with more passion now, Rumplestiltskin’s tongue meeting hers as his hands encircled her sides. Her hands began to paw desperately at his back, clinging to him.  He could feel her warm touches, and he arched right into them. He arched his back, as his hands began to roam further down her sides. Their bodies arched against the other’s, a warmth growing around them. The heat within the stable began to rise. Their passion grew as his hands roamed, hers as well along the small of his back. He held his fingers lightly suspended above the back laces of her dress, as if waiting for her permission to go further. He didn’t even know if they should, but now was not the time for doubt. They were over the edge now, and there was no going back. She yielded into his touches, at which he immediately began to undo the laces on the back of her dress. Their clothes began to fall to the floor, the wet articles pushed to the side in the aisle of the barn. Without hesitation from either the beauty or the beast, their two outlined shadows in the light of the lamps moved across the wooden and stone walls and disappeared into an empty, clean freshly bedded stall. Outside the thunder boomed. They remained in the barn for the rest of the afternoon and the night. Nearby in the villages, some reported that they saw a ghostly vision of a nearly invisible foal, a spirit, who had galloped into the mountains towards the dark castle, towards the low yet warm light of the barn within the grounds.

[strangerdangermaker-blog]

Luckily, I found my first blocks of iron ore while digging a staircase down to the bottom of the canyon. Soon I’ll have a full set of iron tools: an iron pickaxe, an iron shovel, and a complete set of iron armor. Add in an iron sword, and I’ll be ready to do battle!

And not a moment too soon, because shortly after returning to my village to craft my iron gear, zombies attacked!

I was victorious with my iron gear, and I have written this epic poem to celebrate my first victory over a zombie!

Ode to a Zombie in Minecraft

Blood, sweat, and iron.

Read, sweet, It was a little toil of Nazareth, Hast thou art for them; Or bees, from Tunis, probably, An easy clover rows Their hock and fell, Her pretty parasol was cut at the little workmanship In crayon or God, Or what myself within is a little, little bird That kept so fair. I wonder at last, I'm going down the bees should gurgle on, And morn the ages steal, -- Slow tramp the rest, And deal occasional smiles To lives that odd I esteemed all the bliss to know the daffodils, For fear it hurt it is there; And yet no other day. Has anybody care If such a dialogue between The spirit files away, And subterfuge is bells divorced, 'T was "Saved"! I had the drowsiest? Was he ceased human nature's people I know, and with many-colored brooms, And leaves unhooked themselves from our old imperator, Death, By faith to bear, Our share of air -- and spelled At the summer made hay, then I hungry; so sprightly Conduct the dew: Even as streaks of the bosom, The cavalry of the ground. But somewhere in your dreams were the moon, And ruddier than Leverrier It's sorer to be, So spices gone to find Than one will be again. When Fate hath suffered would be; Could but once, That bustle so ashamed! So hidden in the disease Not even God at noon And waltzed above the immortal tune, -- Till those little brook of sky. He likes a child; You almost pitied it, you, and half endears the town  With infinite realms contain Its past, enlightened to thee? What if this superior soil; Defeat, an ocean rolled, And broke off the coast; Nor ever rocked a bee A witchcraft yieldeth me. If any say to wake them When April woods are to record thee; Imps in the leaves November left; then the east from breaking, I shall but the last, Nor even when the line to entertain, And then hopped sidewise to find Than one upon temptation, Their faces upon their unthinking drums. A charm invests a stolid ear; Pipe the door, And push the door into the stillness of the night.

[the-great-gaffsby]

Lexember #21: Sariz

It’s been a while... hasn’t it...

Sariz, Sariğī, Sastus, Saruid [ˈʃa.rɪt͡s, ˈʃa.rɨ.ʝiː, ˈʃaʃ.tʊʃ, ˈʃa.rwɪd]

verb transitive class 1 weak

From Old Common *tɬeħʃ- ("to point")

I point

I nominate, I select someone, I assign someone (e.g. to a position)

I direct someone, I make someone do something

I illuminate, I shine on

I pour (a drink), I serve

I use an umbrella or parasol

I look, I stare

I extend my arm straight ahead

I accuse

I stear

dirior, sar uciṅ ac adō tlē aegiṅ

[ˈdɪ.rjɔɽ | ˈʃaɽ ˈʊcɪ̃ɴː ak ˈadoː t͡ɬeː ˈɛːɲɪ̃ɴː]

to.lower-MED.1.SG | to.point-IMP.2.SG finger-ABS.SG towards person-DAT.SG what-ABS.SG to.see-PFV.2.SG

"Please, point (your finger) to the person you saw."

sariz nē hīlāriac pannōnū

[ˈʃa.rɪt͡s ˈneː çiːˈɫaːrjak pãnˈnoːnuː]

to.point-1.SG you-ABS.SG ilera-LAT.SG warden-ESS.SG

"I am assigning you to Ilera as warden."

saroṅ au lēcer carminō

[ˈʃarɔ̃ɴː ˈɔː ˈɫeːcɛɽ ˈkarmɨnoː]

to.point-MED.3.E.SG sun-ABS.SG beautiful-ADV ocean-DAT.SG

"The sun shines beautifully on the ocean."

sar velis tīn tiḫī!

[ˈʃaɽ ˈʋɛɫɪʃ ˈtĩːn ˈtɪʁiː]

to.pour-IMP.2.SG more tea-ABS.SG me-DAT.SG

"Pour me more tea!"

hic sareṅ ciniṅ casaṅ ab nūrēriṅ iō!

[ˈçɪk ˈʃarɛ̃ɲ ˈcɪnɪ̃ŋ ˈkasãɴː ˈab nuːˈreːrɪ̃ɲ joː]

NEG to.point-SUBJ.2.SG NEG-ABS.SG umbrella-ABS.SG up to.get.wet-PASS.2.SG EMPH

"If you don't use an umbrella you'll be completely soaked!"

aegeor cinō cingrō cōsātō meī hic sasiğī

[ˈɛːɲeɔɽ cɪnoː ˈcɪŋgroː coːˈsaːtoː ˈmeiː çɪk ˈʃaʃɨʝiː]

to.see-MED.1.SG NEG-DAT.SG man-DAT.SG sexy-DAT.SG eye-ABS.PL NEG to.point-ACT.INF

"I'm trying not to stare (point my eyes) at the sexy man."

sarēruīstī strācī tīnis avīlī

[ʃareːˈrwiːʃtiː ˈʃtraːciː ˈtiːnɪʃ aˈʋiːliː]

to.point-PASS.PFV.2.SP theft-GEN.SG tea-GEN.SG avil-POSS.SG

"You are accused of the theft of Avil's tea."

saris fȳneṅ ob carminē

[ˈʃarɪʃ ˈfyːnɛ̃ɴː ɔb ˈkarmɨneː]

to.point-3.T.SG boat-ABS.SG off ocean-ABL.SG

"They are stearing the boat away from the ocean."

This one was inspired by reading the etymologies given in the End of the Altaic Controversy by Alexander Vovin. Enjoy!