#Im stupidposting
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me and the gang after a wizard curses us to attack horses whenever someone says egads
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rn im waving at the surprising surplus of fellow Maryland homestucks. go to the baltimore aquarium and ask for the con air exhibit. the look on the sharks face will be awesome!!!!!!!
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Rereading Percy Jackson in my 20s has me like:
#like chiron really sent two 12 year olds to travel alone from new york to los angeles with only 200 dollars???#im getting too old to suspend my disbelief this much#im not as flexible anymore#ok two 12 years olds and grover but like hes basically also 12#percy jackson#pjo#hoo#toa#percy jackson and the olympians#this is a pen#childhood#annabeth chase#grover underwood#the lightning thief#sea of monsters#the titans curse#gif#logan lerman#its been literally a year since ive been on here but i felt compelled to make this stupidpost#who else is rereading pjo in preparation for the series?#who is still on here?#how come the gif only plays once then stops#someone pls explain
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they should invent s*x that feels the way asmr sounds in your ears
#tingles but like yknow... in your d*ck and all that or what have you#i dont know what s*x feels like actually. im simply a frog in a well (have only ever j*cked off) unable to contemplate the ocean (s*x)#nsft#sillyposting......#the solution here ofc is to j*ck off while listening 2 asmr but idk i feel like h*rny asmr is like .. it doesnt hit right yk#ne way i dran k a coffee at 9pm and now im bouncing off the walls like a dumbass hence the stupidposting
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a poem for my senpai wenpai uwu sugoi vodkachan
Fortnite balls,
I'm gay
I like boys
I kidnap autistic kids
#lyrics#tcc dylan#tcc tumblr#tcc thoughts#tc community#tc crush#tcc#tccblr#im literally just stupidposting what the fuck is this BYE
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"let's be in the same class, so I see you everyday!!!!!"
I'm gonna see my ex tomorrow in class yayyyyyyyy, my dumb ass. 🤡🤡
#i dont even know#random#diary#journal#dear diary#help me#i need help#i dont fucking know#what the fuck#whatodoo#idk what else to tag#whatever#lmao#help lmaoo#idk lmao#idk what im doing#my stupid thoughts#stupid shit#stupidpost#why am i like this#delulu#haha#hahahha#school#i hate it here#i hate this#i hate everything#get me out of here#get me outttttt#get me outta here
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ok pack it up boys its a fucking m*tski night we are not doing well in here
#leologisms#why am i caught off guard. of course its a fucking m*tski night of course it is!!!!!! <- literally just made a stupidpost#nothing against m*tski btw im censoring because i dont feel like showinf up in tags. dont look at me
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sorry for stupidposting at 1 am but jeez yk i feel like i hit the lottery, like im really realizing. ive only ever had one boyfriend and fact is, i dont see myself havin anybody else. like its just. what? What lol. fym i have a boyfriend. and hes really sweet and funny and cool, like im. What? Does he have me mixed up with somebody else, im confused. Lol. i really do wanna spend my life with this guy and it makes me feel cringe to say but its so sincere i dont even feel weird saying it, im genuinely like. this is my best friend. like i dont want to be with anybody else like this, its already a little hard cuz im aro and everything but i really do love him and its like. waow. oh wow. im so lucky
#like i kinda feel fuckugly recently too so its like LOL WHAT............................#you think i look NICE? youre fucking insane. but i trust his judgment
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im sorry i have to stupidpost with all the whimsy in my heart rn to make up for the potential awfulposting later.
#txt#hope i dont awfulpost. hope i will cling to positivity by a thread💪👌<- thats me growing strong from clinging to a tiny thread really hard
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i like scarian but only as an extreme slowburn comedy of errors. like my interpretation of their progression goes something like.......
s7 scar gains a light crush on grian.
3rd life everyone ELSE thinks theyre dating but grian is in denial.
s8 theyre mostly friendly and trying to ignore it the whole "we had to beat eachother to death" thing
last life grian doesnt want to repeat history and avoids scar.
s9 grians finally trying to get scars attention but it's too joking and at this point scar thinks he's been rejected after the traffic games.
double life the universe handed them a solution on a platter and it STILL isnt working.
multiple seasons and series of miscommunication. i dont think they'll ever sort it out. theyre stupid and thats absolutely the best part.
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this is kind of kerapin btw
#kerapin#stupidposting#not that he would ever touch alcohol hes too based abstinence straight edge for that. well except maybe communion#also im always hear it as 'so very stoically compelled' not 'so very stoned fully compelled'. so thats a bit more keradin#acoc
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⌖ you need to hold me down by my weak little bee wings and use me. we have to repopulate the hive
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why can i not make decisions about fucking Anything. Bro
#im that annoying person who stands in front of shit at the grocery store for 15 minutes agonizing over which thing is better to get . im#tired of this#no matter how i choose w anything i always feel like it’s the wrong choice#ik it’s just like .. The Anxiety… but ughahhagg#honestly i feel like maybe anxiety is a bigger prob for me than like anything else and maybe has been this whole time but i never recognized#it lol#sry again for stupidposting just not feeling good atm
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theres no real reason for the last panel other than i felt like it. happy pride month
#trash talks#im sorry for all the catradora stupidposting 😔#actually if you know my lioden side blog this set up might be familiar. i sort of stole this joke from myself#except the 'punchline' of this one is different
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I’m taking cat girls and making them evil. You’re welcome
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you dont understand i love stan pines so much i love him i love him so much i love him so m
#i see the picture of stan and ford asleep on each other after watching old videos from the journal#and i say 'what if stan doesnt know how much i love him?'#im stupidposting tonight#its 6pm i have no excuse for stupidposting and yet. here we are
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