#Im sleep deprived

[chiffer178]

Robot women yearn for the river

ANGLER ELSTER REAL

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[sabh0]

Meursault skk come back please.... i miss the sillies sm...... also why do we just move on from everything they do there like,, asagiri what were those two gay ahh speeches about. Destined to what. Show me Chuuya bandaging Dazai's wounds after Fyodor left. Also did Dazai know from the beginning or did he randomly realize when he didn't die in the elevator. Can dazai finally take the antidote and be fine, it makes me so anxious please. Also aughhh skk just being stupid why would these two just throw sigma to the floor 15 times before going hmmm that aint gonna work. Also dazai rolling on the floor and chuuya being like oh boy not this again. Asagiri. Please.

[alicornze7]

WAHHH THIS IS A PRACTICE SKETCH WHY IS IT SO CUTE-

I made the art collab way more ambitious than it needed to be so here's the lesbians

[workaholic-slacker]

hmm, i just realized. since it's pretty evident that raon would def try to look like cale when, if ever, he'll have a human form, soo, wouldn't ppl think that he's cale's illegitimate child or something? ik many ppl know about raon already, but they've never seen his human form before so there's bound to be a misunderstanding in the beginning. some corrupt (jealous) nobles might even try to kidnap raon to threaten cale. oh man, the mere thought of raon, the great and mighty son of the dragon lord, getting kidnapped by a bunch of nobodies is so funny and ridiculous that i might just roll around laughing

[solmesia]

"i want astarion to do crazy things to my vagina" that's not a confession everyone knows that's 99% of what you horny toads want

where's the real freak shit

like "i want to take Astarion to the 7/11 and show him a true horror of creation as i purchase a big gulp and mix all the sodas together"

[mellohiizz]

ur squishy little ouppy wifies has me weak i love him so much......

i am so so happy you like him, saiint. here, have this creature i drew specifically to show you more of him. ^_^

[octavodeci]

Peabody and Sherman Robespierre has me dying because it’s so wrong in every way—but hilarious. I’m thinking though how delightfully refreshing it would be if mainstream media did their research and portrayed a caricature of Robespierre that’s somewhat accurate to who he was. Imagine an over exaggeration of that? If you’re gonna make fun of the guy at least get it right!

I mean- one of the key features he was mocked over in propaganda during the time HE LIVED was his trumpet nose (which I don’t think was very bad. Meatcanyon anyone?) I’m surprised the character designers for Peabody and Sherman didn’t capitalize on this fact.

I also have no idea why they gave him a hooked nose but I didn’t mind in the end. It was funny. I reckon the producers read a contemporary account of Max that roughly said he had a flattened look to him without considering his side profile or that ‘look’ isn’t ‘is’

BUT historical accuracy isn’t the aim of the film—still that won’t stop me.

Anyway here’s my revision. I’d fully render it, but this is my side blog. im lazy and i just wanna get my point across lol

[shblackwoodart]

back to my bullshit (yassifying philza minecraft)

[itsoddissey]

G and mumbocat au

this idea its kinda old, it was 2 am when i was watching bee and puppycat and my brain started to do the silly chemistry.

no context here, I just wanted to draw mumbo as a wet cat bcs I love him (I will probably keep drawing him for a while).

[ninoochat]

It’s that thing he does with his tongue when he’s horny. Further evidence that mickey was down bad from the start, middle one is from 1x3 if you even care.

[gothghostiie]

cw: risky place, period mention, fem anatomy!gn!reader

being on someone else base with price, being so desperately horny while on your period. he rubs your little clit out of pity, cradling you against his chest while his strong arms wrap around your body, hodling you close as his thick fingers work your nub relentlessly. you do cum eventually, moaning his name softly, holding back, but you're far from satisfied. you whine and beg him to fuck your pussy, or at least finger it but he keeps saying no, telling you you can't make a mess here. you keep begging while his fingers work your clit again, frustrating you even more, making you cry from feeling so empty, while he just coos at you :(

[tategaminu]

Callum with Rayla:

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[tiredcowboyy]

hear me out: modern au. Hoseas a bar tender at a quiet lil bar, dutch comes in for a drink one day and they get talking, and dutch (lowkey already down bad for the bar tender) decides to come back each day to get the chance to talk to him. Each day they both talk about everything and anything, including stories of silly things about a young arthur morgan (HOWEVER - they dont know theyre talking about the same silly 21 y/o. Hosea tells stories of the young man he basically raised across the hall from his apartment and dutch tells stories of a kid that he has also helped raise who works for him - im thinking at a garage) and they slowly grow closer and closer until one day dutch has to rush out bc arthur gets hurt or smth, and when he goes to the hospital ‼️hoseas also there‼️ arthurs like wait pause you two know each other? And hoseas like yeah this is the man I told you about. And Arthur - whose slightly high on pain meds - groans at the realisation that his father figures have been pining over each other and hes had to hear about it every day.

[retr0scum]

Tone indicators good but there's no better way to show my friends I'm throwing a tantrum than this gif of Tropiss

[masteri-0]

Man, I wonder how it'll feel like for an aro/ace person to suddenly be thrown into an otome game, or one of those romance fantasy isekais. Like damn, that'll be all levels of awkward and horrifying, but I want to see one where they just nail all the platonic routes. Why can't people simply exist as good friends regardless of gender? ╮(￣～￣)╭

This thought was inspired by seeing so many fics of Otome AU feat. Cale from TCF. Now don't get me wrong, I love them, but I can't see him having a special relationship with someone, not when there's such major found family platonic vibes.

Also, that guy's denial and inability to comprehend people liking him that way is possibly bigger than his workaholic tendencies, not to mention he doesn't seem like the type to ever give romance a second thought. Guy's already a single mom to... How many kids?

I must say tho, other than the romance aspect, Cake really seems to fit the Otome protagonist to a T (plus minus the tragic backstory and traumatic *waves* everything), just going around fixing all the problems, attracting 'flies' everywhere and causing misunderstandings. Atp I don't even know what I'm saying anym. Anyways I think I also just described like half the Korean novels out there, or maybe I just have a specific type.

Tldr; Cale is aro/ace (tbh the novel barely even touches on romance, which I am quite happy about), he deserves all the love in the multiverse, and we stan his one-sided pining of slacker life-chan