#i dont know why he has a hooked nose in p&s

[octavodeci]

Peabody and Sherman Robespierre has me dying because it’s so wrong in every way—but hilarious. I’m thinking though how delightfully refreshing it would be if mainstream media did their research and portrayed a caricature of Robespierre that’s somewhat accurate to who he was. Imagine an over exaggeration of that? If you’re gonna make fun of the guy at least get it right!

I mean- one of the key features he was mocked over in propaganda during the time HE LIVED was his trumpet nose (which I don’t think was very bad. Meatcanyon anyone?) I’m surprised the character designers for Peabody and Sherman didn’t capitalize on this fact.

I also have no idea why they gave him a hooked nose but I didn’t mind in the end. It was funny. I reckon the producers read a contemporary account of Max that roughly said he had a flattened look to him without considering his side profile or that ‘look’ isn’t ‘is’

BUT historical accuracy isn’t the aim of the film—still that won’t stop me.

Anyway here’s my revision. I’d fully render it, but this is my side blog. im lazy and i just wanna get my point across lol

[grapesodatozier]

I don't know if this has been done before ( though I feel like it hasn't cuz I ain't seen it anywhere yet) but virgin Mike with experienced Richie? That would be HOT and sweet and intense

oh man!! you are so right anon, this is super hot and super sweet!! this one is a whole novel lmao so under the cut again

oooooookay so i was gonna make this a fic bc i love this idea so much but i decided that i have so many thoughts that im just gonna talk about it SO. first of all. this is so gd sweet bc like?? the trust here?? like mike being 22 and hes never done anything more than hand stuff, meanwhile richie had a slut phase his sophomore and junior years of college so hes seen a lot lol. so for mike to open up to richie and tell him that hes never done this before?? to not be embarrassed or scared that he'll be bad at it?? to trust that richie will take care of him and wont judge him?? to make himself that vulnerable and feel comfortable and safe?? that just really gets me emotional okay that is beautiful

so here's what im picturing:

friends to lovers ofc bc friends to lovers is that trope!! so mike and richie meet in college, and they've been friends for a few years when one night mike stays later in richies dorm room than everyone else and they stay up til like two just talking, and theyre both a little sleepy but they dont want the night to end, and they've drifted closer together until their breaths are mingling and their noses are just brushing against one another, and mike leans forward and closes the distance bc he cant take the way his heart is racing, and richie is giving him this look thats driving him wild, and he needs to know if richies lips are as soft as they look, and hes so tired and richie is so warm and everything is so quiet it almost feels like a dream. and then richie is kissing him back, soft and intentional at first, but then hes laying mike down and the kiss gets so much deeper it has mikes entire body glowing.

they stay up until 4:30 just kissing and talking and touching each other so gently, just stroking each others cheeks and running knuckles over each others sides, taking in that this is all real. then richie ofc is like "mike youre sleepy i dont want you walking across campus by yourself at 4am and also i dont want you to leave" so mike stays over, and sleeping in richies arms is the best sleep hes gotten since he got to college

so they're a couple, and theyre hooking up, but they're about a month in now and they havent done anything past hand stuff. and richie is super patient, he doesn't wanna rush anything, but he thinks maybe mikes just nervous about being the one to intitiate going further?? so one time when theyre grinding into each other, basically just dry humping on richies bed, richie murmurs in mike's ear, "fuck, baby, wanna get my mouth on that pretty cock of yours so fucking bad" but then mike stiffens, his movements stopping completely, so obviously richies like shit im sorry did i do something wrong?? and then mike is blushing super hard and explains that he's never done anything more than hand stuff and hes really nervous, and richie is so soft for mike, he adores him, and hes just kissing all over his face like "baby, why didn't you tell me? you know i'll take such good care of you" and mike m e l t s and then he gets a little coy like "will you... show me?" all biting his lip and batting his eyes as if he hasn't been jerking off to the thought of asking richie that question for over a year now. and richies response is just what mike wants, he can see his eyes getting darker, and mike is thrilled. and richie kisses him so deeply and passionately like "fuck yes baby, i've got you, i'll show you, baby"

and then clothes are coming off and richies blowing mike bc he insists on going first bc hes so excited to give mike his first blowjob and absolutely blow his mind. and honestly, he doesnt tell mike this until a few weeks later when they've settled into things more, but knowing that he was the only one to ever make mike feel that good made richie feel so warm, and also made his skin burn in the most amazing way, and the whole time mike was moaning and squirming beneath him richie couldnt help but think mineminemine, only mine, and he murmurs things like "my sweet baby" into mikes hip, almost low enough for mike not to hear it, but he does and he absolutely loves it

and then richie is guiding mike through blowing him, and its both so hot and so sweet?? like mikes teeth keep catching every now and then, and like yeah it hurts a bit but its also endearing?? like?? richie loves him so much and this is such an intimate thing and mikes trusting him with this moment in his life?? richie has to keep himself from blurting out his first "i love you" while mikes blushing and apologizing and richies just like "thats okay baby, you're doing so good" bc of course mike wants to be good at this, and then mike says "wanna make you feel good" all shy and a little bit sad and embarrassed and richies like nonono baby you make me feel so good you have no idea, and he cups mikes face and mike nuzzles into his palm bc richie is so warm and he makes mike feel so safe and loved bc he is!!

when they first have penetrative sex (or fuck or make love or what have you) (theres no cute or hot way to say that im sorry i tried lol) mike is on top. richie fingers himself open, then guides mikes fingers into him, and mike gets the hang of that p quickly, his eyes wide in wonder and glued to where his fingers and richies hole come together. richie cannot believe how beautiful mike is and how lucky richie himself is. by this time i imagine they've said "i love you" already, so when mikes sinking into richie he's breathing hard and burying his face in richies neck and just moaning "i love you i love you i love you" while he fucks richie slow and deep, the sensation is so new and so intense for him

and then after getting used to that, a week or two later richie is finally fingering mike open, so carefully and intentionally, taking such good care of him. and mike makes the prettiest faces when richie first sinks into him. and its new, there's a stretch, but it doesn't hurt. in fact, it feels fucking amazing, and thats how mike learns that hes a switch but its like 80/20 in favor of bottoming, its like hes discovered a new level of consciousness or enlightenment lmao and thats just missionary, richie pressing sweet kisses all over mikes face, telling him how beautiful and amazing he is, how good he feels

once they start getting more hot and heavy with it mike is ready to ask richie to fuck him from behind. and mike was a whimperer before, letting out these pretty little moans that richie fucking drank in. but as soon as mikes on all fours and richies fucking into him mike is fucking screaming, like he never understood how people could scream during sex until that moment. in this position richie gets so fucking deep, its insdescribable, and mike is speechless pretty much off the bat, just screaming yesyesyesfuckmefuckmefuckme when he can manage to say actual words. and it catches richie off guard but fuck is it hot to know that mike is literally screaming for his cock, not even caring that other students on that floor can definitely hear it, like could not possibly miss it, and mikes just way too blissed out and fucked out to care bc wow it feels so good its like a whole new thing. mike even bites the pillow the second time they do it, but hes still super loud even then. but the image of mike face down ass up is possibly one of the hottest things richie has ever seen in his life, and he’s absolutely covering mike in kisses once they both come down

wow they're in love i adore them sm!!

so yeah im v on board w this idea lol v sweet, v hot, thank you sm for sending me this!!

[chiroyu]

Refresh My Memory

Chapter 1: Remember?

Izuku knew only three things for certain.

1. He loved his mom. He could remember every good memory of her and him together. He also knew to never go into her room without her permission.

2. He loved All Might. He remembered everything that had to deal with the hero, sadly that included both bad and good memories. But they were mostly good!

And lastly…

3. He hates kacchan. He doesn’t know who this kacchan person is, but he knows he doesn’t want to. He’s afraid of Kacchan, Kacchan isn’t nice. Izuku feels likes Kacchan is a painful thing to try and remember, so he doesn’t try to.

That’s about all he knows. Except for his Name, age, and those three things, thats all the memories he has. He is izuku midoriya, age 7, and he has no idea why he cant remember anything else.

He also doesn’t know where his mom is. He thinks she must be on a business trip for her job or something similar because he hasn’t seen her in almost a month now. But no matter how many times he tries to call her, the phone always go to voicemail.

He doesn’t remember how to cook, so his meals are limited to the individual items from the fridge and cupboards. And thats all he can eat until there isn’t anything left or what is left is too old to be safely eaten. It doesn’t help that his mom only ever bought enough food for that week’s meals and only a few other snacks. So, three weeks since his mother went missing, he was out of food. But that was fine. Mom never let him go hungry, she would be home soon.

At least, he hoped so.

But hoping wasn’t going to bring him his mother, he realized this a week later when he was so hungry he felt like he was going to be sick and his mother was nowhere in sight.

He was growing anxious. He mother wouldn’t leave him alone this long. Something must be wrong. He goes to the kitchen and grabs the house phone, typing in his mother’s phone number.

Please pick up, mommy, please pick up.

There was a click on the other end.

“M-mommy?! W-where are you? I’m hungry a-and i-i miss you and-” Before Izuku could start to ramble off more, a deep voice cut through the phone.

“Hello? May i ask who this is? Are you alright?”

Izuku sniffled and wiped his nose. “W-who are you? T-this is my mommy’s phone number…”

There was a curse on the other end of the phone and the sound of rustling papers before the person responded. “Hi, you’re Izuku then, right? I’m Detective Naomasa Tsukauchi and i’m trying to figure out where your mom is. Can you tell me where you are right now?”

Izuku nodded before realizing the man couldn’t see him and instead speaking his answer. “Y-yeah, i-i’m at home…”

More shuffling of papers and the man talking to someone away from the phone before the man’s voice came back. “Okay, Izuku. I’m gonna send someone there and they’re going to bring you down here so we can ask you a few questions, is that okay? To help you find your mom?”

“Y-yeah, o-okay…” Izuku sniffled.

The other end was quite for a second before the man spoke again. “I’m going to have to hang up now, okay Izuku? Don’t worry though, the person i sent should be there very soon, okay?”

Izuku nodded. “O-okay, mister… G-goodbye…” The phone hung up and Izuku put it back on its hook.

I wonder who’s coming here. A police officer probably, but what if its a pro hero! That would be so cool! But that probably won’t happen… But at least the police will help find mommy! So thats good!

A small smile grew on Izuku’s face, Mommy would be home soon!

There was a light knock on the door a few minutes later and Izuku skipped over, opening the door to peer up at a tired looking man wearing all black with a large scarf. He didnt look like a hero or a police officer. “H-hello…?” He asked nervously, hiding half behind the door as he stared up at the stranger.

The man glanced down at him with a tired look before it softened minutely. He nods in greeting. “I’m here to take you to the detective. Can you go grab a few pairs of clothes and a few toys or whatever you need, kid?”

Izuku nodded and opened the door fully so the person could step in. “A-are you a police officer mister?” He asks quietly, twiddling his thumbs while looking at the ground.

Aizawa shook his head. “Im an underground hero called eraserhead. Do you mind if I look around for any idea of where your mom is while you go pack a bag?” He asks, trying to be softer than he usually is.

Izuku shook his head quickly, “I dont mind!” He says before rushing to his room and grabbing his backpack to shove a few pairs of clothes into and an all might figure. After making sure he had everything he needed or wnated to take, he stepped out of his room. Right as the man was reaching to open his mom’s bedroom door. “A-ah, S-stop! N-no one is allowed i-in mom’s room with her p-permission!” He exclaimed nervously.

The man looked at Izuku before turning back to the door. “I have to look to figure out where your mom is, kid.” He says before opening the door.

A sudden wave of nausea and grotesque images overthrew Izuku’s mind, a scream bubbled out from his lips and he ran from the hallway and out into the street.

He didn’t want to think about that! No, no, no, no he didn’t wanna! He wants them to go, go, go, go away! His head is hurting! It hurts! It hurts! He doesn’t like this! Make it stop! He doesn’t wanna remember! He doesn’t wanna! Stop! Stop!

His mommy is!

He feel sicks! His! He doesn’t want this!

His mommy is!

It hurts! His head feels like it’s a million degrees!

His Mommy is!

She’s dead!

Izuku feels like something in his mind cracks before he throws up onto the pavement. Blackness quickly encroaches upon his vision until it totals all to darkness and he falls into the arms of unconsciousness. 

[suteshiro]

ALL for crown.

I LOVE YOU

If your character wasn’t an adventurer, what livelihood would they lead?

Wouldn’t you want to know

Who in the party would your character trust the most with their life?

For now I can’t say for sure? From the ones he currently knows it’s hard to tell bc he trusts Love in a Personal Way but is lowkey convinced he’d sell him to Satan for a corn chip. And Gank seems p trustworthy in that regard but they have only briefly met each other

What are your character’s core moral beliefs?

No one gets to control or take away someone else’s autonomy

What relationship does your character have with their parents and siblings?

Parents? Hate ���em. Siblings? H

Does your character have any biases for or against certain races?

Eeh, I don’t think so

What is your character’s opinion on nobility? On authority?

Take a wild guess ksvjfnskjv 

He doesn’t think someone having authority is inherently bad but he hates every person in authority he’s ever known of so his opinion has been formed based on that

Describe your character’s current appearance: clothes, armor, scars they’ve picked up along the journey, etc.

I’m lazy. You know what she looks like

What location encountered in the campaign has your character felt the most “at home” in, or just generally liked the most?

Campaign hasn’t started yet so I can’t say anything about which locations visited she’s liked! She feels very comfortable at the spot we’re starting at tho

What deity, if any, does your character worship? What’s their opinion on other people’s worship?

Caenrys babey. She’s a bit weirded out by people who dedicate themselves to organized religion but in general she doesn’t stick her nose in others’ religious business

If your character had time to pick up any artisan’s tools, game set, instrument, etc., what would it be?

Artisan’s tools: I think he’d like glassblowing! Woodworking is cool too

Game set: playing cards probably

I don’t think he’s rlly interested in music as something he himself might perform vkjfnfksjn

Learning how to use a poisoner’s kit could be fun

Describe your character’s current relationship with the player character sitting to your right.

I’m not sitting next to anyone so I rolled for it and got Gank (@prophe-seer​‘s character)

Crown likes Gank a lot! They only met like, once but they rlly got along. She feels a bit bad for them bc they seemed to think she was rlly nice and instead of considering she Might genuinely be nice she jumped to “oh shit the bar is fucking underground for this guy” skvjfnksjfvn. So she’s surprisingly attached. She wants them to have an actual friend bc it seems like they need it

What is your character’s current goal, summed up in one sentence?

I’m headed straight for the castle

Does your character ever want to “settle down” with a spouse, children, house, etc.?

Currently, no. She has a lot of dangerous shit to do and is too caught up on being A Free Spirit That Actually Gets To See The World to like,, consider settling down. And she hasn’t given any thought to what life she’ll have after her goals have been fulfilled.

But I’ve actually given some thought to this and I think she wants to make a family one day. Idk if it’ll include children (probably adopting older “problem” children tbh) or a spouse but she definitely wants to settle down with at least one pet

Has your character ever been in love?

H,

What battle in the campaign has been most memorable to your character?

Haven’t played yet!

If your character wasn’t whatever class they are, what would they be instead?

Probably a fighter skjvfnskjfvn or a paladin

What is your character’s favorite season?

Autumn! Lovs the cronch. Loves to get to cool down after summer

What would your character’s Zodiac sign be, following stereotypical astrology?

I actually already made this decision ksjfnkvsjn she’s an Aries. I remember liveblogging my decision making to a friend regarding this but i cant remember what it was and im lazy

Where in the world does your character most want to visit?

Oh you know

What is the biggest mistake your character has ever made?

Oh you know,

Does your character have any noticeable scars? If so, what are their stories?

Probably not!

What animal best represents your character?

Wolf,

If your character could go back in time and change one thing about their life, what would it be?

Oh you know,,,,

Which other player character does your character find themselves having the most in common with?

Not sure yet!

Does your character regret any particular choice the party has made?

idk yet ksvfsjfv

What would your character say their best trait would be?

uuuh i dont think he thinks of himself in positive terms a lot skvnksjfvn

he’d probably name his strength or smth like that

What is your character’s greatest fear? Deep, irrational?

Oh, you know!

What is currently motivating your character to stay with the party?

I don’t know cause we don’t have the plot hook yet

What are your character’s hobbies and interests outside of their class?

he likes collecting small trinkets and going to festivals and thats. about it

What would most people think when they first see your character?

“Oh shit sexy”

What stereotypical group role does your character play in the party? (The Mom, the Mess, the Comic Relief, etc. Optionally: What role would your character play in the “Five Man Band” structure?)

Surprisingly, I think it’s The Mom skjvfnksnvksjnvf he seems to be really going in the “What The Fuck. Are You Okay. I Must Protect You”

But also he’s absolutely the mess

 In a five man band he’s the leader, lancer and big guy all at once. Probably the lancer tho

What is your character the most insecure about?

He’s completely unable to see himself as a kind person worthy of tenderness

What person does your character admire most?

Gaylia!!! He thinks she’s so strong and cool

What does your character admire and dislike the most about the player character sitting to your left?

Going for Love since I talked about Gank already. He bedrudgingly admires how cunning and People Smart Love can be. Absolutely hates how much of a Bastard he is and how hot he is

Why is your character’s lowest stat their lowest (the in-character reason, not “because there’s no reason for a wizard to have 16 strength, duh”)?

Both int and wis are at a -2!

Wisdom: he wasn’t uh. raised in a way where he rlly got to learn the ways of people’s minds, or do anything but repress his own feelings. and once he was out on his own he was so focused on being a reckless fool he never even tried to change that

Intelligence: He has big adhd and always had a hard time learning. Instead of being supported he was yelled at and punished for stupidity. He retaliated by refusing to keep trying. So now he’s dumb 

What would be your character’s theme song/favorite band/favorite genre of music?

I have an entire playlist for him please look at it I worked so hard on it-

I think most  relevant are Castle by Halsey and Emperor’s new clothes by p!atd. I think he would also associate those songs with himself and really like them. Royals by Lorde is also up there for sure. And Rise from League of Legends

What stereotypical role would your character play in a high school AU/if they attended a normal high school? (Nerd, jock, bully, goth, etc.)

Goth jock.

What treasure/item/artifact that your character has collected during the adventure is the most important to them?

Not particularly precious to him and not in the adventure since we haven’t played yet but he has Love’s broken antler skvjfnksjfv

Is there any particular weapon, item, etc. that your character longs to find?

Oh you know

Where does your character feel the most at home?

Gaylia’s place probably,

Does your character care about how they’re perceived by others? How do they change themselves to fit in with other people?

She’s built her entire identity around refusing to give a fuck, however in truth she probably actively tries to be seen as rebellious and maybe intimidating

What does your character think is the true meaning of life?

Bold of you to imply she thinks that much

What is your character’s scent? (Bonus points for a description that sounds like it could be from a bad [or awesome] fanfic.)

Roses, lilies and musk ( have no clue if those go well together)

Does your character think more with their heart or their brain?

Heart, absolutely

What is your character’s most recent or frequent nightmare?

haha,,,, ha,,,,,,, h

What opinion does your character have on [CERTAIN ESTABLISHED GROUPS/AUTHORITIES IN THE GAME WORLD]? (Dragonmarked Houses, royal crown, etc.)

Wouldn’t you like to know

How did your character spend their childhood? Where did they grow up/who were their childhood friends?

What aspect of your character’s future are they most curious about? (If they could know one thing about the future, what would it be?)

I will keep that to myself!

What colors are associated with your character?

Who in the party would your character prioritize rescuing, in dire circumstances?

Love,,

Is your character the most swayed by ethos, pathos, or logos?

Pathos

If your character was granted a single use of Wish, what would they use it for?

I will keep that to myself!

What is your character’s favorite spell? If they don’t use spells: what is their favorite personal weapon/combat maneuver/skill/etc.?

She has spells and enjoys using them (probably mostly eldritch blast) but nothing beats her good trusty zweihander

How does your character feel about keeping secrets from the rest of the party?

She has no qualms with it ksvjfnskfjv

What type of creature in the world is your character the most intrigued by?

Love I dunno, snakes? Snakes are weird

When they were a child, what did your character want to be, or think they were going to be, when they grew up?

I don’t think Crown thought she was gonna make it to her 20s

The player character to your left admits that they’re passionately in love with your character. How would your character respond?

I rolled and got Gank skfvnksjvfn

I think he’d be flustered and flattered and be like “oh! we can. certainly try dating! but I can’t say I return your feelings right now. uh. sorry,,,”

If somebody (an NPC, someone from their backstory, etc.) your character trusts/loves asked your character to do something against the party’s best interest, who would they side with?

Ah,,,

That’s a very complicated question that depends on many factors I’m afraid 

Does your character value their own best interest more than the party’s?

He wants to think he does, at least skvjnskvjf

What decision would the party have to make in order for your character to consider splitting off from the group?

Who knows!

How does your character imagine the way they will die?

Doing something stupid, completely alone

What is your character’s greatest achievement?

Making it to 25 honestly svkjnksfjnv

Is your character willing to risk the well-being of others in order to achieve their goal?

Depends on who those others are

What is your character’s opinion on killing others?

Sure why not let’s do it man

What is your character’s favorite food? Beverage?

Pizza and orange juice?

How generous is your character? Especially to those they don’t know?

Surprisingly generous! Maybe not so much with money but she’s always willing to lend a helping hand

What is your character the most envious about, regarding anyone in the party?

I don’t understand this question svknskjfv

The player character to your left and the player character to your right are both telling your character two different versions of the truth. Who does your character believe?

Again I keep choosing between Gank and Love bc they’re the only ones she knows kjfvnskjfvn I mean. it depends. if it’s on something Important I think she’ll side with Love but in general she’s more likely to believe Gank 

What is your character’s sexuality/relationship with sex?

Big bisexual, first of all!

She actually has a complicated relationship with sex! Being in any kind of Intimate Situation used to be very triggering for her. But she worked through it and now she’s. Horny

What is your character’s biggest pet peeve?

When people leave without paying their part.

Describe how your character feels about the party’s current situation/objective/etc.

Shit man I dunno we have no plan

Who in the party would your character trust the most to keep an important secret?

Love is the only one she’s known long enough to build any meaningful trust with svknskfv

If your character knew that they were going to die in a month, how would they spend the rest of their life?

Probably with his only genuine friend, trying to live life to the fullest kvjfnskfv,

What makes your character feel safe?

Being fully aware of his surroundings with easy access to his sword

If your character had the chance to rename the party/give the party a name, no questions asked, what would it be?

No party yet!

What memory does your character want to forget the most?

H,

If your character had to multiclass into a class they currently aren’t the next time they level up, what would it be and what reason would they have for doing so?

Fukinuh. Paladin? He rlly likes Caenrys and is like “fuck it let’s do another combat charisma-based thing”

What television/book/video game/etc. character would your character be best friends with? (Or: what media character is your character the most influenced by/similar to?

He was heavily influenced by a webcomic character but i will keep Who a secret just in case it makes people figure stuff out skvnskvn

What unusual talents does your character possess?

Really good at doing things without looking, apparently skfjvnsfv

How does your character feel about receiving/giving orders? Are they more of a leader, or a follower?

Giving orders is. Kinda hot

Receiving orders? Die

What does your character’s name represent to them? (Or: why as a player did you choose your character’s name?)

Among other things, Crown’s name represents her proclaiming herself as someone with full authority, if anything, over herself. She’s claiming at every moment a position of power and I think that’s very sexy of her

Is your character more of an introvert, or an extrovert?

Ambivert, probably! Loves people but may get overwhelmed being around them too much

How far is your character willing to go to pursue the “greater good”? Do they believe in a greater good at all?

In theory she doesn’t believe in the greater good but she lies to herself so who knows what she’d do when push comes to shove skjvfnksjfv

What does your character want to be remembered by?

It’s complicated and I’m too lazy to explain it, especially without spoiling anything

What would be your character’s major in college?

He’d shrivel and die in an academic setting pal

Does your character consider themselves a hero, villain, or something else?

It’s complicated,,

Let’s say hero and keep it there

What major arcana tarot card best represents your character?

I’m between The Fool and The Magician. Strength is also fun

Where does your character see themselves in 20 years?

Oh, you know!

What is your character’s relationship with magic? Are they scared of it, wish to know more about it, indifferent to it?

Magic is,,, kinda hot!

Who is your character’s biggest rival?

Love ksjvfnksjfvkjsfv

What is your character’s guiltiest pleasure?

Bold of you to imply he feels guilt over anything pleasurable

What does your character hope for the afterlife?

He doesn’t think about that

Who in the party does your character trust the least?

Just as he trusts Love the most he also trusts him the least. Shady bastard

What is your character’s biggest flaw?

-2 wisdom

How did your character learn the languages that they speak?

Uh. Growing up and being raised?

What is your character’s favorite school of magic/type of weaponry?

GREATSWORD AND EVOCATION BABY

What is most important to your character: health, wealth, or happiness?

Happiness

What advice would your character give to a younger version of themselves?

“There’s power in your anger. Take action before it gets worse”

Are there any social or political issues your character feels strongly about?

It’s hard to explain bc I don’t know Politics Words

What, currently, is your character the most curious about?

;)

[thekihyun]

6, 13 and 21 for soft kpop asks!

6. What was your first kpop group that you stanned? Why did you stan?

Answered here

13. What idol(s) would you like to share your favorite food with?

Either Wonho, because I looooove ramen, or Kihyun, because I loooove chicken jsahdkjasd 

21. Talk about why you love your bias so much.

long text post coming…

I love Yoo Kihyun so much, and I dont even know how to explain that. He is such a talented guy, I love his voice so much, I could listen to it for hours, and I am not only talking about his singing voice, the way he speaks makes my heart pound so hard. His hilarious laugh, is one of the most precious thing in the world, and whenever i am sad i watch videos of him laughing, and everything is fine. Ive watched so many fancams, i am not kidding here… and the way he treats the fans, it is so great and so beautiful, he is there, he cares about his fans so much. And I love his stage presence, because anytime he has to sing his lines, he puts 100% in it, and we can see how much he is enjoying the music, and how THERE he is. He loves monsta x songs, he jamms to it on concerts and it is so beautiful. 

Funny story is that I listened to monsta x for 2 months and didnt even watch the mvs, so i didnt know how they looked like, i only knew their voices. I was too busy too look for mvs… and i used to play their spotify playlist while i was at the subway going to college, and whenever i listened to kihyun’s voice i used to feel this tingle in my heart, his voice is so beautiful, powerful yet soft… it was like a blind date, i only knew his voice. And tiger moth… i listened to that acoustic version more than a million times, because somehow his voice would make me feel better about all the shit that was going on in my life. So when i first saw his face… i was hooked, i was in love… HOW CAN A HUMAN BEING BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND SING SO WELL???

I love the way he cares about the other members, how he protects them and is friendly, how many times the other members have said they need kihyun and that he helps them to keep things in order *despite his so spoken nagging* ajkdhka and how they joke about him, but in the end it is all fine. I love his confidence, which is something i lack and he has been helping me to boost it. I love so many other small things in him, but his eyes drive me crazy, he has such beautiful and glowing eyes.  His lips, his nose, his lil mole near to his lips… his hands, his height, his hair jaskhdkaa but this is getting too much about his appearence. but well… he is a gorgeous person, he is amazingly beautiful and whenever i see a pic of him or watch a video, i see him glowing..  i see his beauty… i get so hyped and happy, he brights my day. I appreciate his existence, i appreciate his work, and I love yoo kihyun, so so much… ahhhh ok i will stop :P

🎀soft kpop asks🎀

[feralmyth]

Tag Meme Thing

rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20

tagged by: @ontaan​ (ur a monster)

I tag: @lovitello @gansieboy​ @lucicatcat​ @king--gay​ @moosiest-moose​ (ik we dont really know each other but,,,) i cant think of anyone else,,,,,,,,,

the last

1. drink: Water,,, boring

2. phone call: @king--gay​ the monster, he called me at 1 am

3. text message: @lovitello​ “Okay me.. Too”

4. song you listened to: Rivers And Roads by The Head & the Heart

5. time you cried: a coupla nights ago?

6. dated someone twice: uh no. I’ve been in 1 relationship, with my lovely boyf @lovitello​

7. kissed someone and regretted it: nahh

8. been cheated on: never

9. lost someone special: uhhhhhh,,,,, my bfs cat Peekaboo,, he was a good boy,,

10. been depressed: always and forever

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: mnnnope never

3 favorite colors

12. Navy Blue

13. Pastel Pink

14. Red

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: Yee i.e. @king--gay​

16. fallen out of love: no, never. I love my boy to the moon and back

17. laughed until you cried: uhhh yes definitely. ask Matt

18. found out someone was talking about you: mmmnooo?? i doubt id ever find out

19. met someone who changed you: mmm not that i know of

20. found out who your friends are: uhh y e s???

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: uh my bf and my bff

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: uh the vast majority of them

23. do you have any pets: a cat named Gizmo! special boy

24. do you want to change your name: Yes from my birth name to Caide.

25. what did you do for your last birthday: had a sleep over in which we had a watergun fight that dyed our shirts and we ate shish kabobs

26. what time did you wake up: yikes uhhh? 11ish?

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: tryna fall asleep but also lookin at insta and tumblr

28. name something you can’t wait for: transitioning and living with matt

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: less than 30 minutes ago

31. what are you listening to right now: Imagine Dragons, Believer

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: uhh yeah my boyfs dick dad

33. something that is getting on your nerves: anti shippers and aphobes atm

34. most visited website: Tumblr definitely

35. hair colour: dark brown

36. long or short hair: shorttt

37. do you have a crush on someone: yes

celebrity? Nope

Fictional? uhhh Takashi Shirogane (the m o s t), Hunk Garrett, Lars Barriga, Shinji Ikari, Todoroki Shouto. So... Yes

Real life? Yes my bf

38. what do you like about yourself: myyy nose and uhh.. nothin else tbh,,,

39. piercings: one in each ear

40. blood type: I... have 0 clue.

41. nickname: my boyfriend calls me dumbass (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) jk but uh im like team dad and my friends occasionally refer to me as dad/papa/etc. Or Daddy jokingly (Except @king--gay who p much exclusively calls me Daddy)

42. relationship status: In a v committed relationship i love Matt v much

43. zodiac: Leo

44. pronouns: he/him

45. favourite tv show: Voltron: Legendary Defender; Teen Wolf; FMAB; BNHA

46. tattoos: none yet but my dad has prepaid for one for me and my bf designed it a few years ago, so its just a matter of when I go back to my birth town with my dad

47. right or left handed: right

48. surgery: an appendectomy like 3 years ago

50. sport: Nonnee but I wanna get swole so bad yo

51. vacation: Last one was to a cabin in kentucky where we hiked all day for 3 days straight, it was actually p fun

52. pair of trainers: uhhh like. sneakers??? cause i mean ive got some vans but,,,

more general

53. eating: nothin rn but i love food,, pizza, beef stroganoff on rice, potstickers, rice, steak, burgers, panko breaded chicken, strawberry rhubarb pie,,,,,,,,,,,, mmmmm,,,,,,,,,

54. drinking: nada rn.

55. i’m about to: do some art maybe, or watch smthn, or die

56. waiting for: dinner

57. want: my bf to come back over im ssooo needyyyyy

58. get married: yes.

59. career: animator hopefully

which is better

60. hugs or kisses: mmmboth, but i love the way hugs make me feel

61. lips or eyes: mmboth? eyes are,, gud,,,

62. shorter or taller: mmm both again

63. older or younger: older? idk i prefer it

64. nice arms or nice stomach: bothhh,,, buttt i love soffft tums

65. hook up or relationship:  relationship

66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker,,

have you ever

67. kissed a stranger: no.

68. drank hard liquor: nope

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: uh sunglasses yes

70. turned someone down: i yeah i guess??

71. sex on the first date: uhhhh thats a no for me

72. broken someone’s heart: possibly? there was a boy who was crushin on me when I was a kid, and he was alot younger than me, and i didnt take him srsly when he told me and I was an ass,,, I still regret being so jerky back then but we r on good terms now? 

73. had your heart broken: mmnooo? not that i remember,,

74. been arrested: mnope

75. cried when someone died: yeah im quick to cry always. When i was like 3 or 4 a fam member I’d never met passed away and we went to her funeral and i bawled my eyes out and my mom asked me “Why are you crying? you didnt know her kiddo” and I said “Because there are people here who loved her and they are sad”.. also I was close to this cousin I had and she was sick and passed away and that was super painful. Annnnd uhhh My stepdads mom passed away a few years ago,,, i didnt go see her before she died cause i was more concerned with myself,,, my mom told me she cried because I didnt see her and that,,, hurts,,,,,,, also anytime an animal dies. I have alot of feelings.

76. fallen for a friend: hhhhahahaha yep definitely my boyf used to be my bff

do you believe in

77. yourself: not really

78. miracles: yeet

79. love at first sight: uhh a little

80. santa claus: nah m8

81. kiss on the first date: if both people want to. 

82. angels: a little? like the basic concept. but not really @ the same time,,,,,

other

84. eye colour: brown

85. favourite movie: uhhhggjlj Spider-man: Homecoming and uhhh Power Rangers 2017 and uhhhhhh The newest Godzilla,,,,

[trappz]

[intro, i’m on a megabus as it makes its way down the west coast of england. it set out from glasgow and will land in london. i'm typing this letter to a friend using my phone]

YOU

There is a sign opposite me that says: PLEASE MIND YOUR HEAD. And I don't know what that means

You tuned to the moon? I suspect.

Language in full swoon of trying to Make truth not trysts and uncover in one life what another might have missed.

I FELL through the floor of reality Sunday night. Mind scudding over water in a boat. I got my hair wet but the rest of me stayed dry. Life of a fish. Life of two twins. Life of a goat. Hope you had fun. I'm going to carry two way radios or increase massively my powers of surveillance in order to not lose you as soon as I've found you next dance. Because i madly enjoy making mad enough to animate life with joyful mania. And I suspect you're quite mad glad and can dance it out too. Fuckit the only thing I can herein say IN HERE, IN THE CYBERNETIC BOX which substitutes life with meagre feels for agency, is small prods of preference, hummus nuggets of information. Humming and harring to the rhythm of vision under greasy stamp of digits on cell phone screens. But, listen. If I can only write you mad letters of life then mad letters you shall get. But increasingly i am tired of wee words laying so far adrift of the fullness and ecstatic futility of the everyday, out there where the people cluster like exclamation marks in the streets. And I love DOING. More than ever. Listen. There is a wind bending back grasses and the mixing of two waters out where the creeks of fresh water meet the great surly slap of salt sea. There are horses confusing children, children confusing adults with jammy hands and teeth coloured in with flurescant markers. There are whole tribes of these people. Some find truth by being told. Others lose nothing of experience by robing it with second hand facts, but making self education by slapping their tongues off the paving stones and lampposts of world cities to make their own ditties of comparison to show why one city might taste gritty whilst another bites of SunKissedOranges

"Variations in the Taste and texture of street furniture in many countries."Published by Harper. 4 star reviews. Author photo. Pull quote. £RRP.

Explanations expanding the differences in tastes will hinge on the environmental factors of the Spanish post box or Russian drain cover. The pavement in Sevilla tastes acrid, like orange juice mixed with piss and dust and sweat. The tang of the street drains in soho is slightly more salty than other districts in London, and the book puts this down to the heightened sexual activity in the district, and as you now pass the men in the streets of soho you look at them with this new thought, wondering which of these people may take time to make secrets pockets in their day in which they crouch down and release semen onto the streets of the city - the less wordy fully alive part of you shortens the laugh, gans "here man, who is it who's spaffing on drains?" Read all about it Coming soon Please mind your head

Thoughts of a man considering how he might continue to expand explorations of sensations, movements, rhythm, eloquence, and grace in one fast, vast and fully felt global race of radical improbabilities. If the route to truth can be passed on by licking seams and slabs of the streets, what other treats might we use to unfold life's explanations. Hold up.

Outside is now bright yellow leaves still new to the sun. We just overtook an M&S lorry and it made a hum like nails on chalk or a refrigerator spaceship with you small outside, as it hurtles past, as vast as it is slow. FLOW. END OF PART TWO. STILL GOT RHYTHM GONNA GO ON. DONT STOP CANT STOP THIS SONG. Spring is wrapped over the land with a fresh sheen that has not yet been taken out of its box. The new leaves gleam on stark limbs of the trees, backlit. Trees look like jellyfish when they glow so. And big seaweeds when the sun is gone and in the wind they thrash. And sound like cymbals as the drops of rain crash down and print spring's rejuvenated refrain on all different parts.

Right so, shall we tell you a story? I'll just imagine you say yes at this point, because you are not here but for a glowing iPhone screen and some hills out the window like bags of sugar and which are sat on by an angular factory which breathes out puffs of silver. What makes such silver smoke? Why all the factory's long angled conveyor belts? Well without smell even, and from this distance, it does not take genius skills of observation to see that the silver smoke from the factory chimneys must be fine huffs of fish scales. This you see, is a fish finger factory. And complicit in the conspiracy which keeps you from discovering that wild fish have fingers. The fish they were ashamed. They bought all kinds of products to cover up their dexterity. Huge industry emerged to make them feel "more beautiful" if they hid those bits. And aspiration mixed with ashamedness to create a colossal mess in which no fish could face the anxiety of another animal seeing those unsightly fingers and so when even the tip of the top products for anti finger scale smoothing cream failed to perform as rapidly as was wanted they turned to plastic surgery. This created a surge in surgeries and doctors which soon scaled from small Clinics to big factories. And they realised they could sell the discarded limbs as food to humans and instead of fish having to pay for the surgery for finger removal, the cost of the procedures could be billed to the human consumers and keep their profit making industry in work in perpetuity. This created employment and was thus a social good. And so compulsory finger removal surgery, free of charge, was introduced for all fish at 18 weeks of age. But they have a lot of surface area do fingers, and lots of area equals lots of scales. so hence the silver puffs of smoke from the chimneys of the fish finger factory which is sat on some hills that look like bags of sugar that we just passed. And now a sign saying HIGHWAYS AGENCY framed by mud stomping bovine and in the background a girl with midnight blue eyes is yelling: "weren'tevenanycharactersmate Youcallthatafuckkkin story ?!? Andwheresthebeginningmiddlendthingandwelliwontevenaskaboutchapters" Settle.

anything's a good excuse to keep exploring and expanding and things are going burst every moment like a million billion berries being stamped into fresh juice. I want to do. So if you want to do to just say and then hurrays can unfurl without delay of words words words words words [servant to FOOHAMLET: ] "what do you read my lord?" [FOOHAMLET:] "words words words words words" actions are good. Set me a challenge. I can see the sea silver on the skyline and windmills and I want to go listen to all of it yell and tell nothing back but SWELL YEAH OK KEEP BLOWING THAT ETERNAL UNKNOWING NATURE. end of part three. Words have taken us nearly halfway out our tree. On the motorway passing Wepaintanything.biz. Anything? Let's see you paint paint. And by now we've reached Lancaster uni. Verdant synthetics.

Christ are you keeping up with this?

Is Preston ever a shithole. Even in the sun. Reminds me of too many places I have been trapped in. An English Dundee? I am being prejudice beyond what just this demands and far flung from fairness. Maybe it's lovely. Maybe i only resent having idled at this megabus stop in Preston so many times at every hour of the day. Every time I abandon suspicions and hold up my hands and say I don't know, that's when life rewards me. Sooth out the sinners. Growl with the  grinners. Got the front seat of a double decker to myself. Wealth of vision. I am watching a man on the roundabout to Preston high street kick an empty beer can then stamp it. Ghost fist fight cars. He nearly was hit by one. He has now armed himself with a stick. he holds the stick at a stern steady angle towards the cars, demonstrating his readiness. En guard. The bus has moved. Did I really see a commemorative plaque to Britain's first motorway bypass in gold letters with potted geraniums like floppy geriatrics painted in toothpaste ontop? Preston precisely. Treats of individuality trick us against greater treats of shared humanity. Too easy to be a sneak peek sneering at what others take as engine oil. All is all and every spoke gives us hope. You can rarely make a wheel from just one individual. Drink yer own juice. Where are we anyway? I want doesn't exist just do. You, my friend are beautiful. Oh get to fuck the hooks of words just written down. I would rather have them in speech with all meanings entreated beyond each word with the tricks that only speech can leap. Ok. Herd. Heard. Hair'd laird. A long haired boy and a dog, Float down river On a log, 12+ (mild nudity)

Opposite to my right sits a fellow lord of a front seat. He is lord Neptune. With rings on fat fingers and ink wreathed round bald skull, metal curling from his nose forehead ears. And when the bus decelerates to come to a roundabout he mutters into the newly made silence. Maybe he is cursing it away, for his incantations of splutters and grumbles end when the mumbles of the bus pick up again. Later on lord Neptune pulls a can of spray out of a co-op mid-range semi-durable placcy bag and douses his crotch in it. And as the acrid hing of imitation lynx begins to clear you dearly hope he ain't shat himself. And simply stupid questions that can only go: "well how are you" "yeah alright, so: new episode of the grime on tonight." And "oh yes, did you see last week's?" BUT trying is necessary and always admirable.

clumped clouds above are huge pieces of clotted water held above gravity, mixing with light. They're white and bulge, and with the right kind of eyes you can watch those huge slabs of water move, grooving smooth movements no different to the way that ripples move over the surface of the sea, but in scale massive and at a speed reduced. So you throw time as a constant out of the window and let your body relax and your eyes fast forward the progression so that the clouds up above you look just like the waves coming in, seen from below, you're on the sea floor, and up above is just the texture of the water from below as it slaps and spills, and behind it, above it somewhere, some great light that we get just thin hints of shines through. And the trees like seaweed weave and some smaller clouds like fishes swim and despite the motorway this is an octopuses garden. Inexplicably lord Neptune now wears reading spectacles to look at a smart phone and is polishing off a selection of ringed and foil wrapped biscuits. Bus stumbles. He grumbles. passengers revise their hopes with the demise of momentum and the white noise of rain steps in and all the sky is grey downward skyscrapers of wet. Bus starts up. Rain white noise louder. Cuts out in a deafening sudden silence for a half second under every bridge. Landscape now drumkit for the blind. Trees each leafy cymbals. And what symbols does the breath of restless spring foliage frolicking against one another in thrashing wind branches entrance on the entrances to your understanding. What things make us feel how we do. Do things impose feelings or do feelings come up from a deeper place always constant and true ETC. Between breaths are only laughs. You are lightning conductor for everyone's emotions. Sit lap laugh under tree. Be smooth enough to appease them growling. Quick enough that they can't jump over you. See it through. Life's only getting weirder. And I am keen for it. END OF PART FOUR. CONFUSION. WHERE ARE WE. WHAT HAVE WE GLEANED? IS THE HARVEST IN BEFORE THE RAIN. DO WE BELIEVE IN REFRAINS OR IN THE COLOUR BLUE. ARE ALL WORDS STICKY. OR STUCK TO NOTHINK. Please your mind head.

-- Episode 95. Sunset trees of yellow leaves double saturation in setting sun. Eye playing Heart seeing If life is folly, fool. Triple fuck assumptions. Fellow lord of the front seat, his highness Neptune has cranked the tunes from that smart phone of his. Reading glasses not necessary. And now sunset is jaunty regaee fleeing down smooth hills without delay. Life is bright green and bright blue and all grooving. Stoke on Trent is near. What does that mean? Nothing. Moon is up. Days when etc sounds like egg stretcher. DOME why do anything which isn't true?But so many do Limited to thin repeatables that popular stores provide. HERE be what romance, bereavement, the best birthday party ever must look exactly like. Disguise yourself within their restrictions. Buy your life experiences now. Naw. Live outside their lies and lines. Write your own recipe. Instinct GO. Fridge magnets that motivate fish to get fingerless. Boys in highschools with tales of Friday night's fishy fingers Fingals cave and finegann's wake and the sound steak makes when it hits the pavements. I'd like to know what you think about humans. And what specimens you see. And how electricity can run through people when they notice they've noticed one another and adrenaline hoists attention up. Can humans smell emotion or. And a hundred and three things you would never do. And a mini essay (800 words max) on what it means to be true and the ways in which the language of medicine falls between scientific and religious idiom and your thoughts on how such language prejudices affect practice. Top three carnies in Blackpool. Five best trees ever climbed. Time you won against all odds. Last time you really hurt your body. If you have ever crashed a car. If you have a favourite star. If you believe in star signs and if so why. What was the last thing that made you cry. What would the funniest name for a lorry driver be. Do you prefer wasps or nettles stinging knees. Thoughts on limits of athleticism within three legged races and their conspicuous absence from the Olympic program. The first record you bought, the last time you swam and thought you'd sink. Records for dancing (medals, high scores), favourite parks for prancing. A tune. Any tune. similarities between house numbers you've lived at. Last time you fell through a floor. What is valuable but being true. How many flaps. best painted easter egg. Digestions from a megabus. Claps from a running brain. I'm just not sure what to think really. All residents parking round here. Yes they're very strict. Oh I know. What are they like. Yes, but I hope you don't get a ticket. I think it's Wednesdays they're usually around, yes, short fellow with a hat.

All I meant to say is: Hey. How r u?