#Im impressed

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

how to explain your relationship's gay dumpster origin story to the child you ended up with as a result GO

Hypothetical chaggie child: “Mom, how did you meet mommy?”

Charlie: *remembers flirtatiously fixing her hair after bandaging a strange woman’s gouged out eye socket as said women sat in an alleyway half dead and smiling up at her*

Charlie: “….Uhhhhh…your mommy was kinda…”

Vaggie: “Mom found me in the trash and took me home, baby.”

Charlie: “You weren’t really IN the trash! Just, trash dumpster adjacent?”

HCC: “Oh.”

HCC: “So I have a wife too, then.”

Charlie: “You have a what.”

HCC: “I found Miss Whisker Sins getting into the trash again yesterday… um, doesn’t that mean I’m married to a rat? Like you and mommy?”

Charlie: “OH THE RAT OH FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT- HOLY SH- Oof!”

Vaggie: “No baby you’re not married to the rat. You can marry anyone you want, or no one. Whatever makes you happy, ‘kay?”

Charlie: “Yes! That.”

HCC: “Okay.”

HCC: “…”

HCC: “What if I wanna marry the rat.”

Vaggie: “I’ll get the dress-up box.”

Charlie: “I’ll round up the uncles and aunts!!!”

HCC: "That might be bad."

Charlie: "Why would it ever be bad? They all love spending time with you!"

HCC: "But uncle Husky's part cat." (sadly) "If he's mean to my new rat wife, I'll have to kill him."

Vaggie: "I'll help."

Charlie: "Vaggie."

Vaggie: "Him. I'll help him not be mean to the r- to your new beautiful rat wife."

HCC: “And mom has to promise not to cry. It’s embarrassing.”

Charlie: “I won’t I won’t~!”

HCC: “Promise?”

Charlie: “Aww angel wings, I PROMISE I won’t cry. Be right back!”

HCC: “…Mommy, make sure she doesn’t cry TOO loudly, okay?”

Vaggie: “No promises, sweetheart.”

[kadextra]

Still thinking about that scene after the Richas no-armor near death scare, with q!Bad taking him & q!Felps to the church cemetery

How it started with Bad explaining that the other day, him and Dapper came to the cemetery to sing happy birthday for the eggs who passed on. Then him just bluntly telling Richas:

“Do you want us to celebrate your birthday here one day?

Like… that hit hard. for q!Bad this statement carries a lot of personal weight- he was there for each egg death, and felt each harder than the last. seeing a death message in chat genuinely scares him to the point he’s developed these crazy trauma reflexes to go save them. every single month on the eggs’ birthday he visits the graves to leave presents and sing, tells them about the happenings on the island, how their parents are doing, how much everyone misses them. that he’s still doing the best he can to protect their siblings.

Seeing Richas endanger himself with that risky behavior is rightfully upsetting.

But he still explained to Richas that he’s not trying to scare him by bringing him to this place and saying all this about life and death, he’s trying to educate & show that there’s so many people on the island who care about Richas and would be upset if something happened to him. especially if it was some silly death that could’ve been easily prevented if he just protected himself better with armor. he hopes that Richas could understand that, even just a little.

And before leaving, Bad made sure to take a moment to speak directly with the graves:

“See, guys? Don’t worry. I’ll do everything I can to keep your sibling safe, okay? ��.Even if it’s from himself.”

gut punch. this whole scene hurt. but we all really love this little egg sooo much <3

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

how many boops do you have asmi i am curious

*Neil Gaiman voice* So far I have only been booped by someone called Wow.

[velvetjune]

I’m aware that the point of being an actor is acting, but it’s amazing how well Ilkka Villi plays different roles in Alan Wake. Alan, Scratch, and Zane are all distinct and memorable, while still having enough connection and similar mannerisms to show that they’re each others’ doubles. and that’s not even going into the other iterations, like Alan in the writers room, Zane playing Alan in Yötön Yö, or Mr. Scratch in American Nightmare. Even when Alan and Zane are side by side I’m so immersed by the acting story that I’m. how are you played separately by the same person. the voice acting over Alan helps, but then it’s also. Holy shit this dubbing over is good.

[hazopal]

Falin w a quite angelic light tbh but she’s totally giving the demon stare instead :O

[army-in-the-stars]

Woo Do Hwan + Lee Yoo Mi + Oh Jung Se x Harpers Bazaar Korea

[saturnplaza]

guess who’s back in jail :P

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Hey well you made it past my 30 minutes guess!! Also thank you for these wonderful pictures 🙏🙏

[vagun1ka]

sincere question: f. fat gakupo. because i am (currently) a fat person and gakupo (growing up) was a big sense of Gender for me and also FATNESS is part of my gender so like. what if you made gakupo double gender

here is your double gender gakupo🤗

[teal-fiend]

companies that sell a life-sized and human-shaped meal-thing made of mince meat.

it's meant to fill the niche market for preds who can't afford to buy live prey. so they can get the same weight in food, but cheaper. And it's even shaped the same, which is supposed to appeal to them (it doesn't)

the product had a short lifespan, due to unpopularity.

[randomfandomss]

Louis is literally likeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vellios]

I have posted/reblogged 1000 posts today

(I hit post limit on four bogs :( )

Literally how??????

I mean that sucks but how?????

[cloversdreams]

theyre here!!! im !!!!

[airy-mod]

Cheesy's stream today was Stressful

[123mirage]

Bee what the hell.

[automaticmercy]

Can we be nice for five fraggin minutes. Is that too much. Is that too much to ask for. Can’t we get along , can’t we all get along ☆

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[yoan-le-grall]