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hey guys guess what
#malevolent#I don't know what to tag for this#oh wowzer it starts with a robot and a whimpering man#that's wild#Arthur?? who the heck names their kid Arthur in this day and age#HE LITERALLY SAID HE'S WHIMPERING OMG#LIKE IKR IT IS SO DISTRACTING
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Hey lovely bebs, so in an unfortunate turn of events i now have 30 days to find a new living space for me and my son. I'll be spending the next couple days uploading to my fansly, setting up my fetlife, and all the links n stuff to raise funds for moving expenses ♡ I will also be selling all my art so if you're curious about any of that just DM me!
P.s. keep in mind i don't have a laptop all of this is done on my phone so i sowwy for the qualities in advance (once i get stable n secure i plan on building a whole cute setup....♡)
#ghoulibrat#ghoulirants#prsnl#diary#its a little less than 30 days now#but some positives are i start my new job and training for that next week so fingies crossed#but im also heartbroken. ...#mourning a relationship that i poured into for 7 years...and this is how he chooses to end things#that shows a lot about his character and it hurts#but it comes down to i finally have enough self worth and love that i cant do this anymore i want to leave now i need to leave now#why would i stay where i am not appreciated or valued or even wanted#nah nah nah#oh hey im venting in the tags sorry pls dont read these lmao#oh to be a mom#this isnt a mutual aide post btw its just for the moots on here who care/actually like me? wild ikr
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His Loss | CL16 smau
charles leclerc x reader, carlos sainz x ex!reader
summary: when carlos and you broke up, everyone thought that was the last time you’d be in the paddock. they were wrong.
fc: various pinterest girls
a/n: no hate to carlos!! i just love this concept
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f1wags Trouble in paradise for Carlos and his girlfriend, Y/n, who have been spotted arguing late last night
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username1 NOOOOOOOOO MY PARENTS
username2 i am a child of divorce
username3 ur joking😃
username4 WHAT DID HE DO TO MY WIFE???
username5 nah cause what did he do now
username6 they seem so toxic
username7 ikr as much as i love y/n…i kinda hope they break up
username8 she’s crying brooo😭
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f1wags One week after Y/n and Carlos seemingly broke things off, Carlos is spotted with Y/n’s best friend. Any theories as to what happened?🧐
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username1 oh so he’s a cheating bastard😊
username2 always the best friend smh
username3 wow. i feel awful for y/n
username4 y/n deserves better
username5 i thought carlos was better than that
username6 yikes that is actually wild
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yourusername little visit back home
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username1 we love you y/n!!
francisca.cgomes beautiful as always💞
yourusername that’s all you kika🫶
username2 charles in the likes??🤨🤨
username3 IKR I NOTICED THAT TOO
username4 WHAT IS GOING ON??
username5 you deserve better girl, that boy doesn’t matter anymore
username6 we’ll always support you!
username7 girl give us the tea what happened??
username8 shut up don’t be nosy
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f1wags Carlos brings his girlfriend into the paddock for the first time for the Spanish GP!
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username1 😒😒
username2 BOOOO👎
username3 so it’s official then huh?
username4 must be awkward cause y/n is there for one of the sponsors…
username5 BRING BACK Y/N🙌
username6 nah she deserves better than carlos
username7 carlos better have some much regret
username8 he’s unemployed anyway while y/n is thriving🥱
username9 DAMNNNNN
username10 YOU ATTEEEEE
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charles_leclerc LET’S GOOOOO!!! Incredibly happy to get another win at Barcelona and thank you to the team for working so hard, we’ll push even harder to stay at the top❤️
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username1 there’s something so poetic about carlos’s teammate winning HIS home race while he dnfs
username2 WHO IS THAT???
username3 YOU CANT JUST DROP THAT PIC AND NOT SAY ANYTHING
username4 i have a theory but im not gonna say it
pierregasly Nice job, mate👏
username5 ummmm WHAT😃
username6 first of all, leo is such a cutie, second of all, what the fuck
username7 that should be me😣
username8 BABE WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!
username9 i wish i was this delulu
username10 so you actually can’t just do that
username11 you know who this looks like…🧐
username12 hear me out...nvm i'm not gonna say it
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yourusername i look better in the driver’s seat anyway
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username1 BODY IS TEAA
username2 HOLYYY
francisca.cgomes loveeeeee😍
username3 MARRY ME PLEASE
username4 i just know carlos is gonna come crawling back
username5 so she just used carlos's money to buy a fancy car? good thing they broke up
username6 she actually owns her own company
username7 not the ferrari...
username8 gold digger
username9 DEFINITELY his loss
username10 now that you're finally single, will you go out with me??
username11 felt the aura 50 scrolls away
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username1 WHO IS THAT MAN
username2 flowers...interesting...
username3 you can't just post this picture and then go offline
francisca.cgomes 🤨
username4 too gorgeous to let another man hurt you
carlossainz55 wow
username5what a hoe
username6 already moving on huh?
username7 GIRL WHAT SPILL THE TEA
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yourusername so what else is on the menu?
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username1 GIRLLLLL
username2 oscar💀
username3 he loves the carlos slander
username4 i live for the drama
username5 ME ME ME🙋♀️
username6 okay but WHO IS THAT????
username7 wouldn’t it be hilarious if she just dated one of carlos’s friends
username8 PLEASE I NEED THAT
username9 i need a reality tv show just about this whole situation
username10 i can tell he’s hot just by his outfit
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charles_leclerc your loss, my gain
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username1 sorry, WHAAATTTTTT????
username2 OHHHHH???
username3 how is carlos feeling now😂
yourusername my love💞
username4 best possible outcome
username5 ME N WHO???
pierregasly Congrats mate
username6 sleeping on the highway tonight🫡
username7 ik carlos is crying himself to sleep
username8 yikes it’s gonna be awkward for the rest of the year…
username9 so is she just gonna make her way around the whole paddock?
username10 brother euhhhh🥴
username11 i knew it🤷♀️
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yourusername i’ve always liked ferraris
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username1 still in shock
username2 i just know he treats her right
username3 god when will it be my turn🙏🙏
oscarpiastri Congratulations!
yourusername thank you son🫶
username4 omg😭
charles_leclerc love you ma chérie❤️
username5 upgraded to a bf with a job🙌
username6 NAH THATS CRAZYY
username7 LMFAO
username8 so who’s next after charles?
username9 stfu
username10 they’re so cute
#f1#formula 1#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 smau#social media au#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc fanfic#carlos sainz#carlos sainz x reader#oscar piastri#pierre gasly#fake instagram#f1 social media au#carlos sainz imagine#ferrari
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joyride | lewis hamilton
social media au. female!east asian!reader.
summary — in which the internet goes wild when the seven times formula 1 world champion co-wrote and stars in his girlfriend's music video for her comeback single after a long hiatus.
face claim — rina sawayama
song — joyride by kesha
warnings — swearing, suggestive content, one kms joke
author's note — first fic on tumblr !! pls be kind and lmk what i can improve <33
all pictures taken from pinterest. credit to owners.
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ynln enjoying life 💙
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user1 "enjoying life 💙" as if u don't have an album to write like ok 🙄🙄
user2 user1 ???? she doesn't owe u anything — liked by ynln
user1 user2 omg it was a joke chill 😭😭
user3 user1 well tell that to her now we're def not getting that album
user4 HOLY SHIT MOTHER JUST POSTED
yourbff my girl is glowing!! — liked by yn
ynln yourbff 💙💙💙💙 ilysm
user5 ever since she started dating him she rarely posts anything anymore :(
user6 user5 does it matter? like she said she's enjoying life and she looks happy with him so what's the problem
user2 lewis being in this post twice oh she's so in love with him
user2 user2 god when is it my turn to be happy
user5 idec about the album anymore 😭😭 she looks so content and that's all that matters
rachelzegler the cutest!!!!
naraaziza beautiful ❤️❤️
lewishamilton when did you take the last picture i didn't even notice?
ynln lewishamilton when you were too busy staring at other girls
user6 ynln LMFAO
user7 ynln do u want me to fight him
lewishamilton ynln baby please
ynln lewishamilton 🙄🙄🙄🙄
user8 ynln GAG HIM
user8 if i was dating sir lewis hamilton i would abandon my career too
user9 user8 ikr who needs a job when your bf is a millionaire
ynln user8 nothing's abandoned babe :)
user8 ynln WAIT WHAT
user10 ynln YN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
user11 ynln EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM
user12 ynln not her teasing us 😭😭
user13 ynln not the ":)" is everything a joke to u
user14 ynln STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS PLS WE NEED THE ALBUM
user15 user14 FR IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS YNLN PLEASE 😭😭
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lewishamilton a much needed gateaway
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ynln 💙💙💙💙 i love u
lewishamilton ynln i love you more baby
user1 ynln lewishamilton god idk how many me and who i got left in me
user2 user1 if they ever broke up i will never believe in love again
user3 user2 the standard fr
mercedesamgf1team do u guys need a third
user4 merdecesamgf1team HELP 😭😭
user5 mercedesamgf1team ADMIN??????
user6 mercedesamgf1team admin is just like me fr
user7 mercedesamgf1team dont u guys have better things to do like idk, fix those fuck ass cars? — liked by ynln
user8 OMG ROSCOE
user9 hey sir lewis is your gf single
danielricciardo did you guys try the restaurant i suggested?
lewishamilton danielricciardo yes! the food was incredible mate thank you
user10 danielricciardo lewishamilton 344 interaction in the years of our lord 2024 this was not on my bingo card
user11 can you pls tell yn to get her ass to that studio her fans are starving 🙏🏼 — liked by lewishamilton and ynln
user12 user11 yk what else we need? a xnda comeback 🙏🏼 — liked by ynln
user13 user12 OMG YES
user11 user12 LEWIS LIKED YOUR COMMENT OH MY GOD????
user12 user11 AND YN AS WELL WHAT IS GOING ON
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ynln "joyride" single and mv out 11.2 co-written and featuring the one and only xnda aka lewishamilton 🧡🧡 told u guys i'm not abandoning anything ;)
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user1 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WOKE UP
user2 YN WHAT THE HELL
user3 FINALLY
user4 QUEEN OF POP IS BACK
user5 CO-WRITTEN AND FEATURING WHO??????
lewishamilton you're fucking killing it babe 🧡
ynln lewishamilton ilysm baby thank u for agreeing to be part of this 🫶🏼🫶🏼
user7 SCREAMING CRYING SHAKING THROWING UP
user6 WE ARE SO MF BACK
rkive can't wait!
ynln rkive i love u!!
user8 rkive ynln bts x yn ln collab when
user8 she's coming for her third grammy already i can feel it
alex_albon ready to have it on repeat!
georgerussell63 let's go!
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lewishamilton joyride by ynln feat. xnda is out now 🧡 me and yn have always wanted to make a song together but my own insecurity halted us from releasing it. we got the idea for joyride while on our roadtrip in italy and i originally did the demo and was only supposed to co-write with yn but my lady convinced me to fully be part in this and how could i say no? thank you for believing in me, my love. i am so proud of you 🧡
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ynln baby 🧡🧡🧡🧡 i love u so much thank you for agreeing to be part of this it means a lot to me
lewishamilton ynln anything for you sweetie 🧡
user1 lewishamilton ynln i'm gonna sleep on the highway tonight
ynln user1 pls don't do that the album is coming out in three months
user1 ynln EXFUCKINGSCUSE ME@!-!&!#;#!
user2 ynln WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING AN ALBUM??????
ynln user1 user2 ;)
georgerussell63 banger!
lewishamilton georgerussell63 thanks mate!
user3 yn could ask lewis to jump into a volcano and he'd do it
ynln user3 don't tempt me
user3 ynln HELP
user4 we love a supportive boyfriend
user5 god i've seen what you've done to others
user6 love the bonnie and clyde theme and roscoe cameo 🙏🏼
user7 "my lady" "my love" "sweetie" god i'm so painfully single
tomcruise amazing!
maxverstappen1 i still can't believe you can sing
lewishamilton maxverstappen1 believe it
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— thanks for reading! reblogs are highly appreciated 🫶🏼🧡
#formula 1#f1#formula one#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x you#formula 1 x y/n#formula 1 x female reader#formula 1 x oc#formula one x reader#formula one x you#formula one x y/n#formula one x oc#formula 1 x asian!reader#formula 1 x east asian!reader#formula one x asian!reader#formula one x east asian!reader#lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x asian!reader#lewis hamilton x east asian!reader#lewis hamilton x oc#lewis hamilton x you#smau#social media au#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#formula one smau
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HE LIKES MY AMERICAN SMILE ━━ OP81. [REWRITE]
he may not be a london boy, but you love him all the same, and you’re about to learn the hard way that loving someone can be a wild ride.
( oscar piastri x sargeant!reader )
━━ part one.
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yourusername me and london boy have made so many memories here together and i’ll cherish them forever ❤️. i love this sport and i love the people i've met in this sport. i'll always love it and them, but sometimes you have to take a step back and set your sights on new horizons. that said, neither of us will be competing in any events this year— endurance or otherwise. london boy will stay in richmond and continue to receive the best care possible from people who have grown to love him as much as i do, and in the meantime, i'll start looking to those other horizons.
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user wishing you the best of luck!! we’ll miss seeing you and london boy, but we know this decision wasn’t made lightly and we hope whatever you do will make you just as happy as riding does!!
user london boy lives a more luxurious life than i could ever hope
↳ user real like why am i jealous of a horse 😭😭
↳ user knowing how well these horses are treated? we should all be jealous
↳ user some of these horses have rain coats that cost more than my entire wardrobe combined… the day i learned that was not a fun day… 😔
user honestly only ever tuned in to watch you both
user the events won’t be the same without you!!!
user I’LL MISS YOU LONDON BOY
user take all the time you need to explore other options! you can love something and still get burnt out on it. sometimes taking that step away can be the decision that allows us to continue loving something instead of growing resentful towards it. do what you need to do to be happy! 🫶
↳ user this is such a good way to put it!!
↳ user THIS. i did competitive jumping for ten years and towards the end of that time i started seeing it more as a chore than the sport i used to be so passionate about. you absolutely CAN love something and still get burnt out on it. taking breaks is so important.
user i’m sure london boy will miss you but you do you girliepop! take a trip or go on an adventure!
user oh to be a girl riding her horse across the beach at sunrise 🥲
↳ user IKR?!? talk about dream life, she’s literally living out scenes that i’ve only ever seen in movies
↳ user it’s london boy’s world and we’re all just living in it
user wait does this mean no more horse content???
↳ user i mean she’s not getting rid of her horse or even outright retiring, she just won’t be riding competitively for 2023
user is she leaving the uk or smth?? bc she said other ppl will be looking after london boy?? i know nothing about horses guys i’m sorry
↳ user london boy will be staying at the stables as per her caption! he will be looked after by many trained professionals who will ensure he is properly fed, watered, exercised, and groomed each day! it’s actually very common for people to board their horses at a stable since horses often need large fields to graze and exercise in, and not a lot of people have big enough backyards or own property to be able to provide that themselves. whether she’s leaving the uk or not, we don’t know, but it definitely sounds like her training with london boy will be put on hold for the time being!
user miss girl we’ll always remember you and london boy as the greatest duo in endurance racing history
↳ user REAL REAL REAL
user does this have to do with her falling off a few months back??
↳ user it could, she did mention the encounter leaving her pretty shaken
↳ user yeah but the possibility of something like this happening is so high that a lot of riders have accepted it as an inevitable occurrence in their career
↳ user even still, that doesn’t change the fact that she could very well be traumatized or experiencing lingering side effects
↳ user guys!! speculation will do us no good!! if she wants to tell us, she will!!
user YOU KNOW I LOVE A LONDON BOY 🗣🗣🗣
logansargeant wanna trade one paddock for another?
There’s a sort of terrifying uncertainty that comes with breaking a long-standing routine.
It’s like a fucked-up sort of package deal— you stop following the methodized schedule you’ve meticulously upheld for years, and in exchange, you receive more time than you know what to do with and an overwhelming responsibility to fill it.
The only question is: with what?
The muscle memory lingers, and you suspect that it’ll take some time for your body to un-familiarize itself with a sleep schedule that you’ve religiously held on to for years, but there’s no demands to maintain any of it and that makes any sort of attempt at continuing to run through the motions feel entirely obsolete. You may instinctively wake up at the ass crack of dawn, but without the necessity of a horse relying on your punctuality to get him fed, watered, and turned out to the paddock, there’s nothing you can do beyond filling the morning with something until your internal clock catches the memo and decides to let you sleep in for once.
“You know, when I invited you to tag along with me,” Logan begins in lieu of a greeting when he opens the front door and sees you standing on the stoep of his apartment, clad in athletic wear and a pair of well-worn running shoes, “I was under the impression that we both understood that to mean the traveling to races part and not necessarily the pre-season training.”
“‘My dearest sister,’” you sarcastically quip back in a mockingly deep voice, feigning heartfelt sincerity and pressing your hand melodramatically to your chest. “‘How good it is to see you after so long! I would be absolutely delighted if you joined me on my morning run today.’”
Your twin brother shakes his head in exasperation, but through the facade of annoyance, you can recognize the hint of a smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
“Honestly, Logie,” You pretend to wipe a tear from the corner of your eye and add in a sniffle for extra flair, “you're too sweet. What would I ever do without you?”
“We saw each other a week ago at brunch,” he grumbles, reluctantly taking a step back from the door and allowing you to pass over the threshold into the warmth of the apartment and out of the winter’s frigid morning air.
“When?”
“Last Wednesday—”
“—did I ask? Oh! Boom! Gotcha!” You whoop out an exclamation of victory as you continue down the hall. “Gosh, I am four for four now. You gotta step up your game, Logie-bear, or this is gonna end in a miserable shut out for you.”
He heaves out a heavy sigh that carries with it twenty-two years of suppressed brotherly rage and the exhaustion that can only come from being reminded at every chance that he is, and always will be, a minute younger than you. “You're the bane of my existence, and I do sincerely hope you know this.”
“Aw, I love you too!”
You step into the small kitchen at the end of the hall. With the exception of a little potted cactus sitting on the windowsill— a housewarming gift from you— it looks nearly identical to how it was the last time you visited.
A month ago.
When he moved in.
There's a woven mat on the floor in front of the sink, an ashy green that contrasts nicely with the off-white cream color of the cabinets and laminate countertops. You can't really tell if Logan actually bought the mat, or if it came with the place, but it's cute nonetheless and serves as one of the few pops of color in the otherwise monochromatically beige apartment.
“I see that my cactus continues to reign supreme as the only individuality in this place,” you comment, glancing over your shoulder in time to see him appear in the doorway.
He shrugs at your words. “Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how busy you can get when you're preparing for everything you've ever dreamed about. No biggie.”
“Logan,” you turn to face him, “you'll do great. There are two other rookies on the grid—”
“And I'll be in the worst car out of all of them.”
“You don't know that,” you chide gently.
This side of Logan isn't unfamiliar to you— the anxiety and fear of failure. It's always existed, and you've known about it since the morning of his first kart race when he confided in you that he was so nervous he felt like he was going to be sick.
The insecurities surrounding his own skills have persisted and thrived with every new track, every new team, and every new series, and as you've grown alongside him you've found ways to challenge his self-doubt, but you've also learned to accept that there's only so much you alone can do.
You can debate it and challenge the self-deprecating thoughts all you want, but the voice in his head will always be there, no matter how quiet it occasionally becomes.
So you choose to drop the topic for now.
It's too early in the morning for an impromptu therapy session anyway.
You turn back around and scan the countertops until your eyes latch onto the container of pre-workout tucked away in the corner, nearly hidden amidst the mountain of vitamin and nutrient supplements.
“I thought it was part of Benny’s job to make sure you didn't have to use all this shit,” you comment, picking through the jars and eyeing them each with unapologetic distaste.
Logan reaches over your shoulder and plucks a packet of vitamin C tablets from your hand, “Sometimes these just work better.”
“Yeah, maybe if you don’t have a nutritionist being paid to quite literally curate a diet specifically to ensure that you don’t need to use these,” you gesture widely to the assembled mass of supplements. “But, last I checked, dear brother of mine, you do have a nutritionist— and a very good one at that— who would be horrified to learn you’re substituting real fruit for…” you squint down at the nutritional label of another one of the jars, but there’s very little that you recognize amidst the scientific jargon and long, five-syllable words, “little gummies that taste like fruit.”
He huffs, “Get your pre-workout or I'm leaving without you.”
“You wouldn't dare leave without me,” you grumble.
“I've done it before and I'll do it again,” he snipes, giving a brief yank on your ponytail and cackling when you swat behind yourself in futility.
There’s more he isn’t saying— there always is, nowadays— but you recognize the deflection for what it is. You want to claw him apart with questions and demand answers that bare every inch of his soul so you understand what he isn’t telling you and why he feels the need to keep it locked away even from you, but you know better than to keep pushing at something Logan clearly doesn’t want to talk about.
It makes you nostalgic for a time in your life when he’d sneak down from the top of the bunk bed after your parents had tucked you away for the night and slip under the covers with you, a well-loved stuffed bear hugged to his chest. He’d curl up beside you and you’d pull the blankets up to your chin and watch him with big, curious eyes until he’d whisper out into the darkness of your shared bedroom what he was worrying about.
More often than not it was a byproduct of a hyperactive imagination still plagued by the fears of childhood. Something about the space beneath your bed and— “What if there’s something down there? And the only way you can see it is by its glowing eyes? But what if it knows when someone is gonna look under the bed, so it closes its eyes so you can’t see the glow?” Or the curtains and— “You have to make sure they cover the whole window because what if you don’t and then something looks inside and it knows I’m not asleep and then it comes inside? I always hold really still and pretend to be asleep even when I’m not if the curtains aren’t closed.”
But sometimes it was about anything and everything else like the fox sitting in the bushes by the bus stop on the way home from school and whether or not it had water to keep it cool in the Florida heat, or the purple glitter pen Mrs. Moore used to grade his spelling test and how the girl sitting next to him had gotten her test graded with the green glitter pen, or— “I forgot my coat in Mr. Garrison’s class yesterday, and you went and got it for me and brought it to the car with you, and I didn’t say thank you, but I always feel bad when I leave my coat behind because what if it has feelings and felt really bad because it thought I was abandoning it, so thank you for getting my coat so it didn’t feel abandoned.”
But that was then and this is now.
You’re both adults, and you live in different apartments on different ends of the city, and you work different jobs that separate you by half the globe at times. There’s no more talk of foxes by bus stops or glitter pens, and certainly no more sentient coats with fears of abandonment.
When you look at Logan now, he isn’t wasting away, and really you owe it to him after you announced out of the blue a week ago that you weren’t just taking a break from competitive riding, but rather taking a break from riding as a whole. He didn’t press you on it then— still hasn’t pressed you on it despite having every right to do so. The least you can do now in return is respect the boundary he’s trying to set.
You mutter a few curses beneath your breath— words your mother would throw a fit over if she could hear you— and feign a scowl, but some of the tension in Logan’s shoulders has released and that's all you can ask for.
“If you leave me behind, I’ll leak a picture of your pathetic kitchen to the tabloids and let everyone tear apart your design choices,” you threaten, digging your knuckles into the tender spot of his arm where bicep meets shoulder and taking pride when he squirms away and beyond reach.
He flips you off. “You’re just jealous I have a cool cactus and you don’t.”
“Hey!” You give a lazy kick in his direction, but he sidesteps it easily with a laugh. “I gave you that cactus!”
“Tomato, tom-ah-to.” He flippantly waves his hand in your direction, laughing again at the indignant squawk you make. “Just hurry up and make your damn drink.”
As he makes his way out of the kitchen, presumably to grab his shoes, you unscrew the lid from the container and reach for the scoop.
Only to find it entirely empty.
“You asshole! There's nothing in here!”
Logan’s cackle echoes from another room.
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yourusername day 14 without london boy and i have officially succumbed to the boredom and willingly subjected myself to the presence of my arch nemesis (love you logie 🫶)
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logansargeant in my defense, you just showed up
user you could not PAY me to go out in this weather
user as a florida girlie myself, this is my nightmare
↳ user REAL
↳ user genuinely seeing this makes me so glad i live in a place where there’s no snow cuz yea, the view is pretty and all, but not even a gorgeous sunrise would make up for me freezing my ass off and having to wear seven layers just to keep the feeling in my fingers and toes
user i wish the most stressful part of my day was going for a morning run 😔
user calling logan her nemesis is so real i just know that man is a menace
↳ user the f2 clips of him and liam are proof enough
↳ user logan sargeant was a menace back in f3 💀 have you SEEN the prema videos with oscar and fred? bro is diabolical when he wants to be
↳ user i'm so excited for the chaos he'll bring to the grid this year
user the snow man is so cute!!
user “14 days without london boy” OH I AM ILL 😭😭😭
user ok but that view is gorgeousness
↳ user ikr?! winter sunrises are genuinely so pretty
user i’m still so confused as to why she isn’t riding anymore?? can someone pls explain
↳ user to be entirely honest, i’m not sure really what there is to explain. first and foremost, we aren’t owed any sort of explanation as to why she’s decided to take a step back from riding. it could be a personal decision, a career decision, or something else, but whatever it is we aren’t automatically entitled to it just because y/n has previously been very open and vocal about her and london boy’s training. second, she never actually said that she isn’t riding anymore. she said she’s taking a step back from competitive riding to focus on other things, and the “without london boy” part of her caption implies that she hasn’t seen him, but she could just be taking a prolonged break, or she could be focusing on something else that has prevented her from going to see him. but again, none of it is our business and she doesn’t owe us any further explanation to what she meant.
↳ user THIS THIS THIS!! as sad as i am to not have london boy on my feed, y/n is a grown adult with her own private life and we have to respect her decisions!! if or when she chooses to come forward about the specifics of her future plans and goals, then that’s great and i’ll continue to support her endeavors, but for the time being we all just have to be patient
user the selfie logan posted with you on his story was so cute!! 🥰
user she’s a runner she’s a track star
user i’ve missed the twin content!
↳ user me too!! i really hope that her taking a break from competitions (as much as i love london boy) will mean we get to see her actually going to more of logan’s races, especially now that he’ll be in formula 1!!
oscarpiastri if the rumours are to be believed, i look forward to getting to catch up at the races this year
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━━ a/n: surprise! i've been working on this for a little while now (i got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, so the time i've spent recovering has been spent polishing up the last few details for this first part) but here she is! as promised, the newly rewritten and revamped 'he likes my american smile'! i feel like i always say it, but the original genuinely holds such a special place in my heart because it was the first work i ever posted here on tumblr, so i'm really happy to take all that i've learned since then and apply it where i can in this new version. i really hope the changes and development is as loved by you all as it is by me, and that you all enjoy!
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙i told my friends u were the one | 2023 grid˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pt2
pairing: 2023 f1 grid x nepo baby y/n prost reader (she/her)
genre: social media au
warnings: nepo baby spoiled girl :) this is part 2!!!
summary: in which everyone's favourite nepo baby has to share her time between all the f1 garages
a/n: second part:)) any guesses on who she could be dating💌
request!!!!: I would love a smau with reader who’s a nepo baby but is everyone’s fave nepo because she’s just living life aesthetically and the grid loves her and she’s hinting at a soft launch (idrc with which driver)
fc: gracie burns
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part 1 • part 2 • part 3 •
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yourusername i guess the race season started
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user1 this post screams my bf is f1 driver lance stroll
carlossainz55 ferrari garage missed you this weekend
yourusername i was preoccupied 😔
lance_stroll better luck next time
landonorris not fair y/n ur supposed to share ur time between all of us
yourusername i'll do better next week i promise
charles_leclerc you better
user2 got so many conflicting feelings
user3 ikr so many mixed messages likee
user4 as a y/n lover this race season is gonna be so fun
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yourbff life following my best friend around the world
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user5 IS THAT LANCE AND Y/N
user6 URMMM
user7 well
yourusername i love u so much im soo lucky 🍀
yourbff i love u
user8 i feel changed by this post
landonorris are u avoiding me y/bff/n
user9 he's always in everyone's business for no reason
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landonorris slay
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user14 the caption
yourusername slayyy 🧡
danielricciardo of course ur behind all of the slaying
yourusername what's ur problem
oscarpiastri you slayed lando!
user15 why is everyone saying slay😭😭
user16 yet another spanner in the works
user17 LOL didnt lando confirm that they're just friends
charles_leclerc y/n orange doesnt suit you
yourusername will keep that in mind thanks
landonorris shutup charles
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landonorris get over it
oscarpiastri you can ignore him & talk to me 😊
mclaren he's in trouble for this
yourusername oops
scuderiaferrari this would never happen at our garage
yourusername thank u ferrari ❤️
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user18 why is the most exciting part of race weekend seeing what teams garage y/n picks to hang out at
user19 no fr why is it so funny
scuderiaferrari and the crowd goes wild!
charles_leclerc looks much better ❤️
yourusername thanks i feel honoured fr
oscarpiastri anti slay😕
landonorris 😔😔
yourusername you had your chance !!
user20 not y/n bringing slay into the grid vocabulary
pierregasly we wanna join the competition y/n
yourusername of course you can contact my secretary and we'll be in touch 😊
lance_stroll im her secretary
yourusername no you arent
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landonorris hard launch when
user21 WHO IS HEEE
user22 whoever he is is the luckiest man alive i fear
user23 i wont rest until we get a hard launch
user24 could it be a ferrari driver considering she was there today😭😭
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yourusername alpine was the most fun so far because it has kika
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francisca.cgomes had the best time giggling with you.. come back soon
yourusername i'll be back as long as you are there😻
pierregasly okay? that's my gf can you relax
yourusername shut up pooerre
user25 POOERRE😭😭😭
estebanocon i love y/n!
yourusername i love estie bestie!
estebanocon 🤔
user26 im so obsessed with y/n being all over the grid every race weekend
user27 i love her so bad
user28 y/n prost u will always be famous
lance_stroll come back i miss you
yourusername aww you sweet sweet boy
user29 wait.. i love them
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user30 URM HELLOOO Y/N
alex_albon FREE HER
lilymhe we want her
maxverstappen1 you are hogging her
lance_stroll you snooze you lose
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yourusername & here's to my real friends!!!!
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landonorris ?? what the hell y/n
yourusername the last pic is me when the weekend ends & i have to leave williams garage
lilymhe you r so obsessed with us not even a pic of urself on this one
yourusername i would just distract from the pure slay vibes
logansargeant 💀 stop saying slay
yourusername no.
user34 lol y/n loves williams so much
user35 & when williams merch sales increase because of this post then what?
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williamsracing we love you y/n! keep slaying
alex_albon not you too 💀
yourusername 😊😊😊
maxverstappen1 the order you have chosen to visit each team garage in is alarming
yourusername aww is maxie angy coz he wins everything but bitches??😕
danielricciardo HAHAHA
maxverstappen1 nevermind you are no longer welcome at red bull
user36 💀 poor max getting bullied
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yourusername i remember this garage being much more fun when daniel ricciardo was around ...
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user37 is she allowed to say that...
user38 one thing about y/n is she will always say whatever she wants
maxverstappen1 i respect the honest review i will do better next time
yourusername aww dont worry max emilian i had the best weekend 😊
kellypiquet ❤️❤️❤️
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danielricciardo i just laughed out loud at this
danielricciardo this is such an unprovoked comment
yourusername omg yay it worked i got your attention
danielricciardo you need therapy
landonorris i've been saying this!
user39 daniel ricciardo stans rise
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yourusername u were my daisy 🌼
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user40 omg she's insanely beautiful
lilymhe please y/n give me one chance
yourusername one? i got a million for you
alex_albon ?
lilymhe why are you trying to ruin a special moment between two girls
charles_leclerc wow
danielricciardo wya y/n?
yourusername ur mum's house
landonorris are you from tennessee
yourusername dont you say another word
oscarpiastri slay 🧡
user41 🤔
yourbff how has ur side profile sent half the grid running away blushing
lance_stroll it's not just the side profile i fear
yourusername female gaze vs male gaze..
yourbff omg im living in hell
THE END 🤍
#f1#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 smau#f1 x reader#smau#lando norris#daniel ricciardo#alex albon#charles leclerc#pierre gasly#oscar piastri#lewis hamilton#lance stroll#carlos sainz#max verstappen#george russell#dr3#cl16#gr63#ln4#op81#cs55#pg10#lh44#maddie's smau
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THE LOVE LASTS SO LONG (blurb 2)
the wedding bells ring!!
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★・・・・★・・・・ ★・・・・★
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dior.n.goodjohn still in shock that the baddest baddie is off the market 😫 congrats to my best friend, partner in crime and the most talented woman on earth
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aubreyyang I LOVE YOU I cant wait to have u as my maid of honour
oliviarodrigo stop the last photo turned out so good!!
olliebearman who's that baddie in the first slide wow
-- dior.n.goodjohn ur so luck that she walks you like a dog
-- user1 BYEEE she clocked him w that one
aubreybearmanxx THE CONTENT WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE
user2 her having the girls but also Ollies little sister in her bridal party is everythingg
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dinobeganovic_ letting the man have one more wild night (we knocked Oscar into the ocean) before being tied down forever (we confiscated his phone because he kept trying to text Aubrey)
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aubreyyang my mans devoted what can I say 😘
-- olliebearman love you babe
-- landonorris can't believe their letting kids get married
-- olliebearman ur like 5 years older than me
-- landonorris I said what I said
-- aubreyfanpage22 they went public and now they have no shame 😨
oscarpiastri anything for my brothers big night
-- user3 girl the f1 friend group is another level
user4 OH THEYRE ALL SO FINEEE
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lilymhe big day for my best girl
Aubrey, the first time I met you, you were 17 and out of your first relationship. It pained me to see someone who held so much love in their heart to be hurt. Now, 6 year later you've found the man of your dreams who treats you like a queen. I'm the proudest big sister 🤍
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user4 im crying sm they're perfect for each other the haters can shut up
morganfreeman my little girl is all grown
-- aubreyyang MORGAN THANK YOU FOR COMING
aubreyyang lily ilysm words cant describe how grateful I am for your wisdom and company its helped my relationship so much
alexalbon our daughters so old
-- user5 this is so wholesome
--pastryboii33 ever since Oscar made that joke the grid has become an interconnected weave of familial ties
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aubreyyang & olliebearman mr. and mrs. bearman
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user6 OH THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL
aubreyyangfan1 the real ones know the soft launching days
user7 aren't they kinda young
-- olliebearmancontectts they're 24 and 26 so no not really
lewishamilton congrats!
terribearman welcome to the family!
-- aubreyyang ty mama bearman xx
user8 just watched their wedding video AND I SOBBED
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aubreyyang got married to the loml, anyways how was your weekend?
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user9 ABSOLUTE ICON
f1tracks00 the sheer amount of fame at this wedding
-- user10 who was there
-- f1tracks the whole grid, aubreys current and past costars (Morgan freeman, Michelle Yeoh, dallas liu, Mckenna grace, the whole Percy jackson cast) and like hella celebrities
charles_leclerc shoutout to LEC for catering the dessert
-- alexandrasaintmleux babe not the smalls promotion rn
alexandrasaintmelux the most beautiful bride
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olliebearman my beautiful bride
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scuderiaferrari congrats to the prince and princess of Ferrari!
-- user11 wow she is so ethereal
-- olliebearman ikr
-- user11 BYE WHAT R U DOING HERE
aubreyyang my handsome groom
ollieyangg92 the way ollie was crying when she was walking down the aisle
-- user12 AND THEIR VOWS LOVE REALLY EXISTS
★・・・・★・・・・ ★・・・・★
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dudeeee orter is SOOO overworked it's crazy. man just looks like a stick and he can probably sleep while standing it's almost scary 💀 love him tho!
IKR man can probably sleep with his eyes open too, just imagine laying in bed and he's sitting in an armchair in the corner of the room with his eyes wide open but he's sleeping LMAO best sleep paralysis demon tbh. your ask did inspire me tho thank you anon ♥ just a very short one!
word count: 900 ish
Train ride.
"Are we there yeeet?"
Your voice took him out of his intense focus as he looked up from his book, golden eyes narrowing in annoyance at your childish whine. You had been Orter's teammate for about a year and a half, so he was pretty much used to it now.
"Will you stop asking? The train left less than an hour ago."
A deep sigh escapes your lips and you rest your head against the table in sheer boredom. It was your idea, after all, not to bring any distractions because what's a few hours long train trip anyway? Nothing you can't handle, or so you thought.
The two of you were on your way back to the Bureau after a long, exhausting mission that should've been mainly investigation, but had somehow escalated into a wild goose chase after the main suspect had ran away.
Your eyes shot up to look at him but his attention was already back on his book. Out of curiosity, you switched your seat and plopped down next to him to read a few lines of it— which was dumb, he was already midway through the book.
His eyes travelled to your form for a few seconds before he resumed his reading, not minding your closeness as long as you wouldn't disturb him. "Why didn't you bring a book? Or... whatever things you allow yourself to be entertained by."
You shrugged dismissively as your eyes kept carefully following the lines. How interesting is it that the human brain can make something this boring look so enticing whenever there are no other distractions around?
"It's fine... I can read your book, too."
He decided not to respond and flipped the page to keep reading. What was interesting, however, was to know what kind of books Orter likes to read, even though you couldn't really guess what the story was about right now.
"Aren't you tired?"
He adjusted his glasses on his nose and quietly cleared his throat.
"What gave you this impression?"
Answering him that "oh, your reading speed is slower than usual, your hair is just a little messy and you blink very slowly" would be admitting that you've been staring a little too long at his handsome features.
"...call it a hunch." You chuckled softly at your own thoughts and he raised an eyebrow but didn't dig any deeper.
He flipped yet another page after a while, but it was just a little too quick for you.
"Hey, hey, I wasn't done! ..let me hold the book on this side." He sighed deeply but knew very well that if he didn't abide to your tantrum, you would probably be more annoying.
So here you were, holding half of a book while he held the other part of it. Your thumb was holding the page a little deeper than necessary to make sure the book wouldn't escape your grasp or that he wouldn't try to turn a page without asking.
Another page flipped, and you found yourself quite relaxed, your shoulder resting against his, reading peacefully... until he was done with the page you were holding— or almost.
You see, your thumb was covering a small part of it, and instead of asking out loud, his hand made his way to yours and he gently brushed your thumb aside so he could keep reading.
Needless to say, you were really agitated now. You decided to let him turn the page, unable to focus on the story any further and trying to control this embarrassing blush that had crept on your face.
No questions were asked, and he flipped the page again. You tried to read the first few words again, but it now felt like you were fully aware of his shoulder against yours, of his leg against your own on the train's sofa, and of his soft sighs as he kept on reading.
You really did try to keep reading for a long time, and you realised Orter hadn't flipped the page in a while now. Was he... waiting for you? You were about to apologise for taking so long when you felt his head against your shoulder.
He hadn't let go of the book, but he was now peacefully asleep, looking very relaxed against your shoulder.
His warm, soft breathing against your neck only made you more flustered, but it was somehow extremely soothing. You carefully removed his glasses and folded them on the table.
You slowly pushed the bookmark inbetween the pages and closed the book, sliding it on the table as he let his hand fall back to his lap.
Now, to see which of you would be more embarrassed when he would wake up...
After three or so hours, his eyes fluttered open, only to be greeted with an unusually blurry vision... where were his glasses?
As he was about to reach for them, he felt some kind of weight against him and, upon further inspection, it seemed to be your limp figure, sleeping with your head on top of his.
One movement too quickly made and your head fell from his, landing on his shoulder and visibly not disturbing your sleep enough for you to wake up. You only gave a quiet groan as you softly nuzzled him.
He gave a deep sigh as he looked at you and your messy hair, eyes closed and looking so peaceful...
He mindlessly brushed a few strands of hair away from your face, gently placing them behind your ear, his thumb lingering a little against your cheek as he chuckled quietly.
He rested his head on top of yours and closed his eyes again. The ride wasn't over yet, surely he could indulge in a bit more of this temporary peace, right..?
#orter madl#orter mádl#mashle orter#orter x reader#orter madl x reader#orter mádl x reader#mashle x reader#mashle#orter madl x you#mashle fluff
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The surprising match
(Max Verstappen x Korean actress reader)
SOULMATE AU
N.B: this is just an idea that came to mind cause I am a hoe for soulmate aus, so if you know any f1 soulmate aus please tell me! WARNINGS: ONLINE HATE, THE WORDS WHORE, SLUT AND DICK ARE USED. SWEAR WORDS LIKE FUCK AND ASSHOLE ARE ALSO USED, if I missed anything please let me know! And obviously some spelling mistakes.... might do a part 2 idk yet
Faceclaim: Han so hee
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YN99LN: had too much fun this week, thank you everyone for showing my new drama this much love
username: BOY IF YOU DON'T STOP
username: Max really has no idea what being slick is huh.
username: I hate you
username: slut
username: I really hope this fun didn't involve the vroom vroom boy
username: vroom vroom boy 💀😂
username: ikr, can't believe we might lose our queen
username: I'm in Spain without the s
username: low quality picture, high quality woman
username: show off
username: when you're YN LN but still take 144p pictures
username: the struggle is real
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YN99LN: Canada, you are so kind to me. I want to stay with you
username: so who is Canada?
username: you know who else is in Canada? MAX FUCKING VERSTAPPEN
username: this is definitely about Max
username: DANNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
username: no because if this is about max and she's happy about the fact that he's nice it's too sad cause wtf has she been through
username: you really don't wanna know
username: all my homies hate what people in SK did to her
username: oh my god, stop showing off you bitch
username: I hope you die
username: I feel like a victorian man seeing collar bones for the first time
username: IKR!! something about her collar bones!
username: as an f1 fan this community is so weird
username: collar bones? Really?
username: I feel like I entered another universe
username: is she drunk in the first pic?
username: yes, this whore just gets drunk and has tattoos and smokes, she's the worst
username: I was gonna say that it's so hot of her to post a pic like that
username: stay pressed you asshole
username: the second and last pictures tho
username: I am just a hole yn
username: bend me over your knee and slapp my cheeks ma'am
username: the leather pants and glasses are so 🔥
username: it gave me a boner and I don't even have a dick
username: I have a dick and now I am in the shower
username: everyone horny for yn
username: good for nothing pampered slut
username: I hope max leaves you
username: I hope he hates her
username: I read that she smokes as well and while I am against the action and stand by the fact that it's not cool to smoke seeing a South Korean famous person do that shit is so wild for me and turns me on
username: I want to chock on her boot's heel
username: yn please spit in my throat
username: wikihow please tell me how to give head
username: the 2nd picture makes me want to give her hickeys all over her back and shoulder
username: step on me
username: you f1 fans are wild
username: this comment section passed the vibe check
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She whipped around at his comment. Hold on right there asshole. We are not friends. Never have been, and never will be. She’d hoped her death glare and very obvious annoyance would get him to leave, but deep down she knew that would only make things worse.
The day went by smoothly. However, it wasn’t over yet but I’m sure you the confidence of it turning sour was low, right? Just as you were once more, minding your own business, you hear a bit of motion behind you. Followed by..a voice?
“Well, Well! Look what the cat dragged in.”
and there goes the chance of it being a peaceful rest of the day. You don’t even need to turn around to know who this is. But, you do it anyway.
“Long time, no see.”
He tipped his hat in a respectful manor. But he didn’t mean it respectfully. It was more of a mock?
—@no-ditches-no-bitches
[Dude there’s no way. You gave me this ask right as I was about to send you one lmao]
Quinn couldn’t help but jump at the voice, the shock on her face soon turning to disgust. What do want? She didn’t even turn to face him. She hadn’t even give him a second thought ever since she left, he was not going to ruin that peace for her. Man, if only Orchid was here. She could’ve gotten him to leave with a couple bloody spots on his pants.
#ramshackle#ramshackle au#ramshackle oc#ramshakle show#quinn interacts#I FORGOT THE LORE BETWEEN THESE 2.....#<- ikr the lore is so wild
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11 shittens must be WILD- are they godly like the lamb/nari or do they age like mortals; also, is there any cultists that have been trusted to watch other some of the shittens when the lamb and/or nari are busy?
IKR
They are just like their parents! They reach an age where their physical appearance no longer ages
Nari is very protective of his shittens, he almost never leaves the cult just so he doesn't have to let someone else take care of them
BUUUT Lamb managed to convince Nari that the cult was safe for the little ones and they start going to Mrs. Bertha's daycare
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was texting this girl who’s rather homophobic and she’s a PJO fan (wild ikr) and she’s talking abt how Will and Nico’s relationship was weird (which yes but for different reasons lol) and she talks a bit about Nico’s crush on Percy as well and she says:
“Dude would’ve been so cute with some girl who was like soft and helped him become like a better person and not so dark 😭😭” <- exact quote cause I couldn’t take a screenshot
and I was so shocked because WHAT?? 😭 (live reaction -> 😀🔫)
first of all, way to mischaracterize Nico, my dude
Second of all, even if I was a homophobe, I would not be able to imagine Nico with any girl, I’m sorry (not)
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I JUST WATCHED ARCANE SEASON 2- At least what there is right now and ITS SO FREAKIN GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
And Ive been wondering, has the latest season inspired/given you ideas for your dca arcane au? 👀
IKR OMGGGG IWAS FLOORED
Arcane s2 (subtle) spoilers ahead! There's talk about the Arcane AU too
I was eagerly waiting for s2 to catch (1) details about Piltover and Zaun's streets and (2) possibly a bit of info about the Arcane itself
The first episodes actually confirmed/developped ideas i had written for the AU mainly concerning :
- The Grey
- The pipework system used to keep the Grey out of the streets.
The network spreads for miles and covers almost all of the Undercity. Firelight Y/N grew up in the deepest parts of the Sumps meaning they got to scour the abandonned Mine tunnels and Pipework as much as they liked. Fastforward to today, they're in charge of scouting around some vital areas that lead directly to the Firelights' hideout. These spots are still pretty far from it, however imagine their surprise when some weird enforcer showed up there. No matter how much Y/N tries to keep it out of the Pipes, it comes back, relentlessly, with no sign of fatigue and sometimes upgraded too. It's only a matter of time until it makes its way into their home.
- Wild runes 👀
No spoilers but one thing's for sure : wild runes and corruption will play very important roles in the AU. To the point where I started gathering papers about the ethics of AI and philosophy of sciences (organicism, mechanism, the mind-body problem etc...) of which I'm neither a fan or an expert haha I find philosophy hard to understand but who knows, it looks kinda fun right now :]
#arcane dcau#arcane au#ask#arcane 2 spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers
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It's sad af that professors go out of their way to actually thank us for working hard lmfao
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#This confirms my statement about bitches being lazy AF#I mean I see it so there's no way professors and PhD don't lmao#there was a group of 4 weird ass bitches that kept asking me if i wanted be part of their work group (given how bad they did their#assignments i straight up ghosted bc i got the lowest grade ever in one of the assignments bc they lack organization the effort is#misdirected and they do everything quick without planning stuff = barely pass or a D LMAOOOOO) and they kept asking why i didn't show up in#some classes and it's like bruh i got credits worth half of the fucking degree validated and i'll soon be graduated and u just started....i#yall don't know how shit ur best bet is to shut the fuck up.---- i actually went to the few classes i had to go to got good grades and now#half of these bitches have dropped out and it was there who were nowhere to be seen the whole year...the projection and mental gymnastics#are wild LMAO yall need to mind your business DSFHSDJKFHDSLFJDS one of them upon the prof asking us to create groups i naturally included a#friend w us and one of these weird ass bitches said 'well if u want to go w them ofc bc u never know...maybe someone doesn't want to go w y#' referring to me and its like damn sis ikr.....my friend and i got an A#in that part of the subject and i got an A overall like sis quit being a bitch and work hard#yall don't work for shit and get resentful when i ghost bc IT'S MY GRADES AND EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE AF NOT TO PASS W FLYING COLORS LIKE#FUCK OFF ALREADY LMFAOOJDGJDF#thank god i won't be seeing them next year given how more than half of them have dropped out#i LAUGH all across the globe#Passing is our job but when 70% of these folks don't even attend class imma take this as a compliment#Again.... Many professors said the same thing lmao#La mayoría o no trabaja o lo hace todo rápido y mal😂 no hay punto medio#Con mis amigos es muy diferente#En plan lo hablaba con 4 amigas: nos caen todos o casi todos fatal excepto algunas personas y son algunos de los que mejor nota sacan#Son un grupo grande y son los más majos#Básicamente porque te comes mucha mierda en los trabajos y no estamos para eso#Lo dijo una amiga y es verdad JAHSKASBSJ#Aún así bendita uab ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#Yo más que caer mal es indiferencia pura y otros q me caen mal pero en 🦷 no hay estas tonterías JAJAAJ#Quien no trabaja se le deja fuera de los trabajos y no te imponen que debes seguir en un grupo de trabajo con vagos de mierda#En la banda igual... Todos unos soles#No sé... Estas tonterías tambn hacen que la gente abandone la carrera#Este grupo son dos tíos y el resto tías... Quizá son los más majos y al igual me voy a una casa rural con gente q no conozco
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ALL MINE — CJU
nonidol!au — boyfriends!bestfriend!jiung x afab!reader
cw: established relationship w/ intak, cheating (i don't condone it so don't do it mfs), first orgasm (lol ikr), unprotected sex, oral (f!r), praise, degradation, name calling, choking, rough sex, fingering (f!r), squirting (?), getting caught, idk tell me if i messed something
wc: 2.7k
a/n: after a long wait, here it is! i removed a little bit of content from my teaser post but that's cause i felt a little rushed and i wanted to get this out like... asap. i hope y'all enjoy even tho it's not the best. oh btw! lmk if you want a part 2 ;)
YOU and intak have been together for almost a year now and while things have been more than great, you couldn't help but feel like something was lacking.
two months into the relationship, intak had introduced you to his closest friends, taeyang, keeho, shota, jongseob, and jiung.
they all quickly became your friends and took you in as one of their own.
all except jiung.
while he put on the front that he was alright with you around, he wasn't. and that was mainly because, even if he had his eyes on you for a second, his cock would harden under his pants.
you are the most beautiful person he had ever seen before, and your intellect only intrigued him more. he wonders how someone like you could even be with someone like intak.
sure, intak was his friend and he adored him but when it comes to you, he could care less about intak, or anyone for that matter.
you didn't begin to get close with jiung until keeho's new year's get together.
you had found jiung on the balcony, looking over the city and quietly sipping his drink.
"whatcha doin out here all alone?", you joke, taking a seat next to him
he shrugs and takes another sip, staying utterly silent.
that was until your drunken thoughts got to you and made you start crying.
"you hate me!", you sob
he chokes on his drink, some of it spilling out of his mouth, "what?! what makes you think that?!"
"you never talk to me-"
"that doesn't mean i hate you, [name]"
the way your name rolled off his tongue was perfect. like, your name was made to be said by him.
"i thought intak already told you i'm a man of few words"
"he mentioned it but... i didn't believe him. you just seem so... friendly and outgoing"
he chuckles lowly, "why thank you. i try to be"
you and jiung talked all night, and right when the countdown started, here came intak and theo.
"3! 2! 1! happy new year!"
intak cupped your cheeks and kissed you with much adoration, while jiung sat on the other side of you, not bothering to look at the two of you.
it should be him kissing you. it should be him touching you, holding you, fucking you.
he thought about how cute you'd look with glossy eyes, begging to be fucked like a little bitch in heat.
he thought about how you'd look cumming around him and squirming under him while he fucks you through it.
he thought about how precious you'd look with your lips wrapped around his cock, pretty pink lips stained with the white thickness that would be his cum.
and there it was again, like clockwork, a fucking boner.
four months in and you finally got through to jiung.
so much so that you'd consider him one of your best friends.
you told him everything, even things you'd never dare to tell intak.
your declaration made water trickle down from his nose, "intak can't make you cum?"
you nod.
"so... you've never had an orgasm?"
"nope", you respond calmly
jiung's mind went wild. thought after thought of wanting to be your first everything.
you both sat in silence, you gnawing on your bottom lip to ignore the fact you're incredibly embarrassed and jiung fighting with his thoughts to not say what he really wanted to say.
"would you like me to change that?"
and of course, he let his thoughts win. but in his case, who else but him should make you writhe?
and that's where it all started: just one orgasm forced by his fingers.
who knew from that day forward you two couldn't keep your hands off each other.
every time you're left alone together, it's within seconds that your lips are pressed together and moving in perfect sync, your clothes on the floor, and getting fucked deeply into the mattress.
you'll never do it again, you promise yourself, for intak's sake. but why does it feel so good? why does being with jiung feel so fucking good?
your affair with jiung was a sin but why do you not care so much?
intak was a beautiful lover, taking the time to pepper every inch of skin with kisses and whimpering in your ear about how much he loves you.
but jiung, he was a devilish lover. all he has to do is look at you and you'll know exactly what he wants. he'll look at you then to the floor and you'll know exactly what he wants. with one calling motion of his fingers, you're on your knees for him.
intak has told you about how thoughtful and kindhearted jiung is. but with you, oh he's a demon in disguise.
on intak's birthday, jongseob and soul came up with the idea to eat lunch at this luxurious restaurant in seoul.
but little did the birthday boy know, his girlfriend was stuffed full of his best friend's fingers.
jiung would slowly thrust his ringed fingers into [name], making her hunch over their plate.
"doll, are you alright?"
intak's sudden question pulled you out of that state of pleasure.
you look up at him and nod, "mhm, i'm fine lover boy"
you reach out to grab his hand then jiung's fingers curled up inside of you, thrusting faster than before and nearly pressing the spot that makes you whimper and clench around his knuckles.
you slam your thighs shut, giving him the signal to stop and thankfully, he does.
and as soon as jiung's dessert was set on the table, he took two of his fingers — the same two fingers that was just inside of you, scissoring your hole — and gathered the whipped cream, placing his fingers in his mouth and licking it clean.
the whole table looked at him weird, keeho's face curling up in disgust.
"jiung, we are in public"
"what? it's sweet"
keeho rolls his eyes, "bitch we're still in public"
"let me do me"
"today is not your birthday, do you in two months"
jiung leans back in his chair and pokes at his piece of cake with his fork, "i know someone who'll do me in two months", he muttered.
"your hand isn't a who", jongseob says nonchalantly before eating his spoonful of his dessert.
everyone but jiung bursts into laughter at jongseob's snarky remark, but he was right.
someone would be doing him in 2 months, on his birthday.
you went into jiung's room, seeing his headphones on his head and a fashion show playing on his monitor.
you snuck up behind him and slowly pulled his headphones off, giving him a gentle kiss on his earlobe.
you see the corners of his lips curl up before he turns around, his smile fading.
jiung didn't know you had owned a choker.
jiung didn't know you had owned a short pastel blue and white plaid skirt.
jiung didn't know you had owned a lace bralette.
and jiung certainly didn't know about the white stockings with the prettiest, little blue bows on them.
his eyes traveled up and down your body endlessly, his eyebrows raising and jaw dropping.
"do you like it?"
"like it?", he huffed, "i love it"
he extends his hands, going straight for your waist and pulling you in between his legs. his calloused but gentle fingers felt you up, sliding up and down your sides to your outer thighs before comfortably slipping under your skirt to cup your ass.
you giggle at his excitement, his hands kneading with the flesh of your ass and placing little kisses on your stomach.
"is this mine tonight?", he asks before slapping your ass.
you smile at him, resting your hands on his shoulders, "since it's your birthday, i'm fully at your disposal today"
"happy birthday to me then"
jiung pulls you into his lap, your thighs straddling his. he leans back, taking you down with him and kissing you.
you felt yourself getting warmer, and wetter, his experienced hands cupping your tits. he begins to kiss your collarbones, gradually making his way up to your neck.
"since you're mine for the next 24 hours", he mumbles against your skin, "if i want you, you'll come to me, right?"
you hum in response as jiung's hands grope your ass once again.
"even if you're with intak?"
your lips press together into a line as you thought about how to answer that.
on one hand, it was jiung's birthday and you wanted to make him feel special since you've been spending all your time with your boyfriend. but on the other hand, you didn't want intak to be suspicious.
"yes, even if i'm with intak"
what the fuck [name] i thought you were still thinking, you cursed at yourself.
you assume that was the answer he wanted to hear. as soon as those words left your mouth, jiung lifted you up and stood from his chair, walking over to his bed and placing you on it, his body hovering over yours.
his hands traveled up your legs to your thighs, groping at the flesh of your outer thighs then moving down to get on his knees.
"try to stay still", he mumbles before lifting your skirt
his eyes dart up to yours, "no panties? wow, this really is a birthday gift", he nearly squeals
jiung wasted no time dipping his head into your core. his wet tongue flattened against your folds, prying them apart with the tip and gathering up all the sweet wetness seeping from your hole.
when he lightly sucks on your folds, you squirm and close your legs around his head but his arms link around your thighs, parting them and forcing you to keep them open as he continues to suck on you.
his tongue travels up and down before setting up a home on your clit, circling it with the tip of his tongue before bringing it into his mouth, suckling on the bud like it was a baby bottle.
you tried to keep your composure but you couldn't help but moan. the more you tried to close your legs, the tighter his grip got and the more he sucked on you.
his tongue pushed into your hole, your walls tightening around him.
your mouth opened to plead with him to stop, but the only thing that came out was a carnal groan as the fire in the pit of your stomach grows. jiung's tongue plunges in and out of you as his nose presses against your clit, adding pressure onto the already mind blowing head.
your fingers grip at his hair, yanking harshly as your orgasm is right around the corner.
but it was quickly ruined as he pulled away, lips glistening with your arousal. jiung stands on his feet, pulling him sweatpants and boxers down, his rock hard cock springing into the air. the angry red tip was leaking precum and you couldn't wait to put that beautiful cock of his inside you.
he grabs your thighs and pulls you to the end of the bed, his tip prodding at your hole before slowly sliding in. your wetness covered his cock from the tip to the base as you pull him down to your lips by his black tank top.
your lips collide and in the heat of the moment, jiung begins to thrust into you at a moderate pace, your soft moans muffled by his swollen and wet lips.
you begin to move your hips with his, fucking him back. and this only riled up jiung more.
he stopped, his hands placed next to your head and his blonde hair in your face as he watches you take his cock by yourself.
he huffs, "you're such a little slut for me", he looks back up at you, his eyes hooded and dark with desire, "aren't you, pretty girl?"
his voice was low which only made more arousal escape from your already stuffed hole, not that he minded. he loved the messes you made for him, and just for him.
normally jiung was a clean, very neat individual but once you're under him, all that goes out the window.
he pulls away, his cock slipping out with a string of wetness still connecting you to each other. he flipped you over onto your stomach, bunching the tight short skirt you had on and pulling you nearly off the bed.
he wraps a hand around himself, pumping it a few times before entering you again, this time at a dangerously slow pace. his thrusts became deep, his tip brushing against that gooey spot inside of you while he lays down on you and kisses the shell of your ear.
"i'm gonna make you mine..."
his hips lift up, slamming into yours as he puts much power and emphasis into his next words.
"all... fucking... mine..."
you cry out as his cock hits that spot again and again, more wetness leaving you and sticking to jiung's pelvis.
he groans as you clench around him, standing up and slapping your ass before pressing your hips deep into the mattress below you, putting all his strength onto keeping you still.
jiung's hips pull so far back you thought he was coming out of you before he pushes back into you again, your whole body moving forward from the force and you screaming out in pleasure.
he does it again, hearing you call out his name in desperation before he does it again.
he continues with that action, his tip kissing your cervix and your head buried into the mattress, fingers tugging on the bedsheets and arousal squirting all over his pelvis and lower stomach.
he smiles at the mess you're making together before he pulls out, slapping his hard wet cock onto your puffy lips and sliding back into you.
you couldn't hold out any longer, he's fucking you so good you don't know if you can even stand after this.
"can i cum? please?!", your head lifts up just enough for him to hear
"of course princess. i want you to cum all over me. cum on this cock, your cock"
"ain't this dick yours?", you could hear the smirk in his voice
"yes! 's mine!"
"and that perfect little pussy? whose is it?"
you groan loudly, your orgasm was right there.
"please... please... fuck please"
he could feel your legs shaking and he's satisfied, knowing he's the only man who would turn you into a babbling baby.
jiung pulls at your hair, forcing you to stand as he puts a hand on your throat and another on your stomach. he feels the bulge of his cock buried deep into you and the grip on your throat tightens as the thought of him breaking you invaded his mind.
and with one more powerful thrust, you're screaming. he acts quickly and kisses you, your noises being muddled again as your legs and body shakes under his touch.
your body collapses onto the bed, little tremors making you fuck jiung just a bit.
"ha-ppy birthday... j-jiung...", you say out of breath
"a happy birthday it is indeed", he smiles
he pulls out of you, getting back into his knees and licking his lips, about to devour your pussy again.
that is until the room door opens.
"hey jiung! happy bir-"
jongseob stops mid sentence, not being able to believe his eyes.
there you were, damn near naked and exposed in front of jiung and him with his cock out, still wet from just fucking you and his lips close to connecting with your folds.
jongseob rubs his eyes, seeing if he was just hallucinating but no, he wasn't.
"don't you say a word about this to intak"
"i... i wasn't even here..."
jongseob backs up slowly, shutting the door and shuddering in both disgust and confusion.
he never took you for a cheater, let alone a homie hopper. but as he stood there and thought about it some more, it begins to make sense.
every time you and jiung are left alone, you two always come back with messy hair and clothes. once, your lipstick was slightly smeared on his fingers after the boys left you two alone for an hour.
it all makes sense now to jongseob, but he couldn't dare to tell intak, even though intak was calling him.
"hello?"
"did jiung like his present?!", he was ecstatic
"y-yeah... he liked it..."
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reading that excerpt from bramblestars storm that u posted and the casual misogyny is so gross. glad rosepetal is ok bc we need her to help repopulate!! we lost so many baby makers i mean she cats in the war! and bramblestars like wow the only reason he would care about rosepetal is bc he want more kits for the clan hes really growing up and being mature! hooray! cant believe this series is written by women sometimes
Ikr it’s wild. I looked at that page and thought “why does no one ever talk about this, this whole exchange is crazy”.
It’s just so wild how Berrynose is like “yeah we’ve lost so many women, so there’s no one to make more babies :( ” and one of the cats he casually lists off in this manner is his recently deceased littermate.
And like you say this is written by women, Vicky was still in charge of this SE so 100% women behind that exchange.
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