#IkePri

[ikegobbler]

To everyone who hated Matias because “he’s ugly” and said I was weird for liking him HE IS FINE and I have proof

[crypticoba]

Matias the typa guy who shrieks at the sight of ankles or something idk

[oh-my-otome]

[argentara]

aww emma your drawing is so cute :3

*scribble scribble*

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[meyu28lovemm]

Chevalier's beloved Baby rabbit♡

[liuvintage]

These are my favorites 🥹 💙💛❤️

[caffedrine]

Keith Howell Sequel 11 Dramatic Route - Fan Translation

If you trust me to know what I'm doing, then we have both made a huge mistake. I cannot guarantee accuracy for this fan translation, or even grammatical correctness.

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Kagari "Did you lose something important again?"

Kagari "Or — is it the first time?"

The cold rain continues to fall relentlessly, stealing warmth from the surroundings.

Keith "…."

He kneels beside a figure submerged in the mud, hiding his eyes behind heavy bangs.

The ring on the muddy ring finger is unmistakable — no mistake.

~Flashback~

Keith "What kind of ring would you like?"

Emma "...May I be selfish?"

Keith "I won’t think it’s selfish. Tell me."

Emma "I'd like an engagement ring based on the design both of you come up with."

Keith "Both of us?"

Emma "Whenever I wear these earrings that reflect both of you strongly, I feel supported, and—"

Emma "I'm surprised myself by how much I can endure, no matter what happens."

Emma "That's why I thought it would be nice if the engagement ring was also designed by both of you."

~End Flashback~

Keith "…It's a doll."

The voice, mixed with the sound of rain, is oddly calm, but its low tone echoes as if crawling from the bottom of the ground, filled with a subtle deadly intent.

Kagari "This must be an cruel prank for you."

Keith "...They’re doing something quite elaborate, huh."

Keith "From a distance, it looked just like a real person."

Kagari "........"

Kagari "What are you planning to do?"

Keith "Of course, I intend to teach them that this kind of thing is not okay."

At first glance, he’s calm — but beneath the coldness, stolen by the rain and its chill, lies a sharp, concealed murderous intent.

Kagari "I see. That’s important."

Kagari "But, 'Stop excessive actions'— that’s your role."

Keith "...What are you talking about?"

Kagari "I didn’t say that to you."

The rain shows no signs of stopping.

The hand touched to the doll trembles, unable to hide its shivering.

~Later~

Emma "Welcome back, Keith!"

Keith "I'm home, Emma."

On a night when the relentless rain pounds against the window, Keith returns to me safely, without incident.

(Because I haven't truly felt alive lately...)

(I'm really glad you're safe...)

Impulsively, I run forward and throw myself into Keith’s arms.

Perhaps because he's just finished a bath, the soft scent of soap gently envelops me.

Keith "I entrusted you to Kagari and King Leon, but it seems you were at King Kuga's villa."

Emma "Yes, I heard that 'there probably aren’t any enemies lurking inside here.'"

Keith "Nothing happened while I was gone?"

Emma "No dangerous events. Were you safe, Keith?"

Keith "...Yes."

(……? I feel like there was a brief hesitation in his words just now, but maybe I’m just imagining it.)

Keith "More importantly, Emma, I’m sorry for visiting at this hour."

Keith "I thought about coming tomorrow, but I really wanted to see your face."

Emma "I'm glad you came. I’ve been wanting to see you so badly, I couldn’t hold back."

Keith "...I see. Thank you, Emma."

Keith "As an apology, I’ve made some tea."

Keith "Since the Kougyoku tea has a unique brewing method, it’s quite difficult, but I learned it from Kagari."

Emma "Keith, you made it yourself? That must be delicious! Thank you so much."

Normalcy has returned as if the usual days are back. That’s what I wanted to believe.

(But something... feels strange.)

Keith smiles and brings in the set of tea utensils he apparently prepared in the corridor, placing them on the table.

It seems most of the preparations are already done, and the beautiful tea set, characteristic of Kougyoku, is filled with green tea.

I loved the shade of green leaves that reminded me of Keith.

Keith "I hope it’s not too bitter. Kagari said I don’t have much talent for that."

The tea set is handed to me before I sit down.

Emma "It looks very beautiful."

Keith "...Thank you."

(Just thinking that Keith has poured his best effort into this even if it’s bitter makes me grin.)

Holding the tea utensil, I bring the cup close to my lips, and a delicate, characteristic aroma wafts through the air.

(………Huh?)

Within the fresh yet somehow slightly bitter scent, there’s something else mixed in.

It’s a faint feeling of discomfort that I absolutely wouldn’t have noticed before I met Keith.

Slightly glancing at Keith, he seems to be looking at me—no, not really.

(So… I’ve felt something was strange from earlier, but I wasn’t making eye contact with Keith.)

The distant sound of rain quietly envelops us.

(It smells like… sleep-inducing drugs…)

(Perhaps he added it kindly, thinking it’s bedtime now…)

(But… no matter how I think about it, Keith’s attitude doesn’t seem right.)

My heartbeat gradually quickens, drowning out the sound of rain. My hand holding the teacup trembles, and the clear surface of the green tea ripples.

(To drug me and make me sleep…)

(He plans to do something that he absolutely doesn't want me to wake up from.)

(The act of forcibly drugging and sleeping me probably means something dangerous has happened.)

And that danger—must be approaching me now.

(What Keith is thinking about right now—)

~Flashback~

Keith "…Ah."

Keith "No… I don’t want to. I don’t want to…"

Keith "It wasn’t... me…"

Keith "If I wasn’t... me... then......things wouldn’t have happened like this..."

Keith "It’s my fault…"

Keith "……!……I’m—!"

~Flashback End~

Keith "Emma, is something wrong?"

Emma "Ah, no... I was just mesmerized by the delicious-looking green tea."

(After deeply putting me to sleep—)

(What exactly does Keith intend to do next?)

(Is he planning to face something dangerous alone?)

(……Leaving me just in a safe place.)

~Flashback~

Emma Ahem... Hah...

Keith "Idiot! What are you doing?!"

Keith "If I hadn’t made it in time, you’d have drowned?!"

Keith "No, and even if that wasn’t the case, if I had a bad hit, you definitely would have died!"

Keith "I understand why you jumped, but please stop risking your life like this!"

Keith "Don’t put yourself in danger for me... Don’t risk your life."

Keith "I don’t want to lose someone important anymore…."

~End Flashback~

(Keith’s thoughts are almost tangible to me.)

(……He knows I can’t just stay silent because I’ve been through this before myself.)

(But I don’t regret jumping into the river to get the antidote for the poison that infected Keith back then.)

(I don’t want to send Keith alone into a dangerous place.)

(I want to go with him...)

(Just— convey my will clearly, that I want to fight alongside him...)

I put my lips to the teacup and taste the slightly bitter green tea.

While feeling it pass through my throat and flow into my body, I stand up.

I hold both cheeks, clutching Keith’s gentle, distorted face—who can’t lie—and kiss him.

(Somehow, the medicine probably won’t work on Keith, as he has a resistance…)

I share the remnants of the green tea in my mouth and part from his lips.

Emma "Keith…"

Emma "Please—calm down for now."

Keith "……!"

As expected of the medicine Keith prepared, its effect is quick.

My vision distorts, and my body wobbles.

The moment I lean on the table, Keith hurriedly supports me—

Keith "Sorry, Emma… Sorry."

Keith "……I’m really sorry…."

His repeated apologies echo in my ears along with the sound of rain.

Emma "...It seems I become desperately obsessed with anything related to Keith, to the point I can’t see my surroundings."

Emma "When I think I don’t want to lose Keith, I can’t help but act without considering the consequences..."

Emma "I love Keith so much that I would rather risk my life than lose him."

Keith "......"

Emma "That’s why I think I would choose the same thing again and again."

Emma "...I'm sorry."

( Dream…)

(……It was a nostalgic dream.)

(Better to focus on what’s now… evening…………………?)

(……………Evening?)

Emma "Keith!"

I jump up with enough force to kick off the blanket.

(Uh, I was sleeping that deeply?!)

My face drains of blood, and I hurriedly get down from the bed.

As I put on a gown over my Negligee and prepare to rush outside, I notice a huge shadow crouched near the bed.

I nearly scream out of shock.

Emma "….Prince……Keith?"

Keith, looking up at me with a face that seems close to tears, usually a large body shrunk as much as possible.

Keith "Sorry, Emma. I was out of line."

Keith "I did something again — selfish — because I don’t want to lose something precious."

Keith "I meant to stay calm, but I wasn’t calm at all."

Keith "I really haven’t grown at all… I’m worse than weeds."

(Keith………………)

Since the stormy night, the sky cleared, and the sunset peeked out, Perhaps all the regret and guilt have been pressing down on Keith’s chest. The dark circles under his eyes accentuated those feelings.

Keith "Anyway, I’m sorry!"

Keith "...I know I can’t be forgiven just by saying sorry, but I truly am sorry."

(……It looks like my feelings have reached him after all.)

Which option will you choose?

Please don’t apologize.

Thank you for reconsidering.

I will not forgive you.

Emma “I will not forgive you.”

Keith "...Yes, I understand. You have every right to boil me, burn me, or do whatever you want."

Emma “I don’t need that right.”

Keith "Is that so…"

Emma "So don’t just go away on your own anymore."

Emma "……Please, at least, tell me what’s going on."

Emma "If you do, I’ll forgive you."

(In truth, I’m not angry, and I’ve forgiven him…)

(But I don’t think Keith is hoping to be forgiven so easily.)

Keith’s expression subtly tightens, and after a moment of hesitation, he nods in response.

Keith "It might be an uncomfortable topic for you, but—"

Emma "...So that’s what happened."

(No wonder Keith seemed strange yesterday.)

The conversation with Lord Shiou and the doll found in the forest afterward— Those seem to have robbed Keith of his calmness.

Keith, sitting with me on the bed, clasping his hands on his lap.

Keith "That doll of yours felt almost like a warning."

Emma "...What kind of warning is it?"

Keith "That’s—"

Keith "No— it’s not good to speak on assumptions."

Keith "With only the information I have now, it’s hard to say anything definitively."

(It seems Keith has some hypotheses.)

Keith "There’s something more important to focus on than just who the culprit is…"

Emma "You think, ‘Maybe I’m in danger,’ don’t you?"

Keith "Yes. Your safety is the highest priority."

Keith "This is absolutely non-negotiable."

(Perhaps Keith was planning to drug me and just set me on a ship.)

(Maybe he was going to get me out of Kougyoku and investigate the truth alone.)

Keith "Our business in Kougyoku is already over."

Keith "Knowing who made the alliance, why Kagari invited me to the goodwill meeting—"

Keith "Since I understand these things, there’s no need to stay any longer."

Emma "Especially since we’re inevitably at a disadvantage in Kougyoku."

Keith "That’s right."

Keith “Based on Lord Shiou’s claims, the Kuga faction seems to be hiding Jade people.”

Keith "For safety’s sake, we shouldn’t stay too long."

(I’m unsure whether I can truly take all this at face value — but it’s true that Kougyoku is dangerous.)

Keith “Emma, let’s go back together.”

The fact that he doesn���t want me to go alone might be Keith’s sincerity and compromise.

He probably really wants to uncover the culprit behind the doll and the truth of the attack, too— But his unshakable eyes already seem to have made up his mind.

(Someone is threatening Keith, claiming they’re targeting my life…)

(I doubt that everything will be fully resolved once we return to Jade.)

(But still—)

Once Keith made his decision, his actions were swift.

Within that day, he summoned Leon, Lord Rihit, and Kagari to inform them of leaving Kougyoku—and by the next day, preparations for a Jade-bound ship were already in place.

Walking toward the crowded harbor, enjoying the lively atmosphere, we headed to the dock.

Emma "...I'm glad the sky is clear."

Keith "Yes, it’s perfect weather for departure."

To soothe my faint tension, Keith gently takes my hand in his.

Keith "Emma, what should we do when we return to Jade?"

Emma "Let’s see… I’d like to go to the greenhouse and breathe in the scent of flowers and herbs as much as I can."

Keith "Can I come with you at that time?"

Emma "Of course! Even if you say no, I was planning to invite you."

Keith "There’s no way I’d say no. If you invite me, I’ll always be happy to go."

We smile at each other, steadily approaching the ship.

Just a few more steps until we leave Kougyoku safely.

Liam "Lady Emma!"

There was, suddenly, an unexpected turn of events.

Liam, who had been following behind us, shouted loudly— And by that time, a familiar sword from Kougyoku was already looming in front of us.

[mneiai]

Yes, please, save her from this route, Luke

[greedyqueensfavourite]

I FINALLY GOT THIS CARD.

HIS VOICE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND MELODIC HERE ✨

[theimaginativelyreticent]

How to Tame Chevalier [Party Event]

Chapter One

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[shatcey]

Hi!! So there's something that make me confuse about ikevil and you're the only one on my mind where I should go (actually sometimes I've been sent asks to you anon but now I'll reveal myself🫢)

What is the canon route in Ikevil?

In Ikepri, romantic route is the canon one and the events always followed after that route. But in Ikevil..... I don't know. When I just started playing Ikevil last November, my friend told me that both of the ending are canon. But after I finished Harri's both ending today, it confused me because both of the ending are so different??? And how's that both of them are canon? Or maybe I skipped an event where MC come back to the castle?

note: I only finished Harri's both ending, so I don't know about the others, is there a route (except Harri) where the MC leaves the castle after her contract finished?

Hi, dear. I'm glad you feel comfortable enough with me to tell me your name. There weren't many people who had written to me before without having to hide by anon. I hope that there will be even more such people. I said… I'm nice… I'm always happy to talk to people who want to share their thoughts about the games we like. So thank you. It's a nice change. I'm really happy.

Thanks for the question. That's a good one.

Recently, I've been reading a lot and thinking a lot about Ally and Vivi's routes, so I'll give you an examples from them. Don't worry, no spoilers. And a little bit from other games (something that for some reason I still remember). To be honest, I don't remember many endings very well, so I can't be sure that I'm completely right.

As usual I talk a lot...

Oh, Harry…. Harry…. Harry…. Harry…. Harry… He's so unique. The one and only, with a completely different ending, and probably because of his uniqueness, devs constantly forget about it. None of the events were a continuation of his romantic BLE. None of them. This is most palpable in the first anniversary event, where Harry has to decide whether Kate should continue being a Fairytale keeper. Harry. That's the most hilarious. He was against it from the very beginning. But I like this story, so I have nothing to complain about.

Difference in endings

In my opinion, the dramatic endings in the Princes are much better. They are usually more passionate, they have more action. There's always something fun and exciting about them. They are not boring… The only thing they usually lack is… confessions. The main character doesn't say "I love you" out loud. He can say it any other way, but not in words. But that's not enough to make me like romantic endings more.

In Villains, I didn't notice a tendency for me to like only one of the endings, at least in the main routes. In events, I like more bitter endings, they're about boys… and I'm dying to know more about them.

But there are exceptions. I think that Ally's BLE is much better than MLE. And vice versa… I prefer Harry and Vivi's MLEs. They should be in the same boat again. I'm sorry, Harry. I like Vivi's MLE much more than BLE. And you'll understand what I'm getting at in a few days, when I start talking about this ending.

I like both endings in Sengoku. If you start out with a romantic one, you're always surprised… is this the lite version? But then you read the dramatic ending… you can see why the romantic one was a lite version. And I find that this reaction says a lot about the story.

I can't say anything about Vampires or Genjiden. Their endings are just one chapter. So there wasn't much there from the beginning. In fact, they just seem to be extensions of each other. At least… that's how I see it.

So… the endings are different. But how much depends on the game. And based on that… there must be a canon. They have to based on something to writing the continuation of the story… events and sequels.

Why don't I think MLE is canon in Villains?

Cybird follow the same rule in each of their games. Romantic ending… or any other name they came up with, but that doesn't change the fact… is canonical, and every story that appears after main route is a continuation of that ending. There are no exceptions.

Luke is still in the castle in all his events, despite being exiled in the dramatic ending. Belle is the future queen in Chev's sequel and events, even so in the dramatic ending she became his mistress. Etc. This is pretty obvious in this game, where the difference between the endings is quite noticeable.

But I don't see any significant difference in the endings of the Villains (with the exception of Harry). So I can't be sure which one is canonical. But…

Ally is softer in BLE, he is more… open to her suggestions and allows her to lead. It really gives the impression that he has changed. In MLE, he is still the same, manipulative and teasing as before. He hasn't changed at all.

In the two endings epilogue, in my opinion, Ally is more… soft. And this makes me think that this story takes place after BLE. But maybe that's just my impression.

Vivi's two endings epilogue is very difficult to include in any ending. For a simple reason… there is not much information. Even the fact that Kate knows Vivi's secrets didn't help, they gave the same information in both endings. So… they tricked us. Bad, very bad Cybird!

So I do understand the opinion that there is no canonical ending in this game. To begin with, they don't differ much from each other… They look more like Vampires or Genidens… they just complement each other… They give you different information, but I can't say that they replace each other in any way.

As in the case of Vivi, at BLE we only work with Vivi… that's why we only see the scenes from this side, at MLE we work with all the boys… so we see more scenes. But it's the same story, but from different perspectives. And a slightly different bad guy.

If anyone noticed any significant differences between the endings and saw how they mentioned in the two endings epilogue or in the following events, let me know. I'm really curious.

Community opinion

I've heard that opinion and I agree with it. We just don't like some of the stories… we cannot accept such an ending, so we completely ignore it.

Like Harry's BLE.

Logically, she made a decision based on his desires. And I can't say that this is a bad decision. More so, there was NO right or wrong decision, it's all blurry… The concept of the game itself is very vague. To begin with, we're on some kind of gray border between good and bad, so… no wonder Kate has to make very difficult decisions. And Harry is probably the most vivid example of this.

On the one hand, this is what he wants, and she must respect his wishes, but on the other hand… would that really make him happy? Will separation from a loved one benefit them both in the long run? Questionable.

And… the community doesn't like the idea of being separated with a guy. We don't know how long he will live. The Crown is constantly in danger, not only because they have to face many enemies, but because of their own fates. Who knows when he might disappear because of his curse. And because of that… it seems more desirable to spend all possible time with him, rather than just doing what's best for her. It's too frustrating… It doesn't seem right. It seems… selfish. So… for the community, Harry's canonical ending is MLE. And… maybe the developers follow to our opinion, or they just agree with us, or… as I said at the beginning… they just forgot… But the events with Harry are always continuation of MLE.

Overall

I recently read Keiji's event story and… was surprised to see him and Mai in the Oda castle. As far as I remember, they're ended up in Kenshin's castle in the Romantic ending…

So… perhaps my thought "the developers just forgot" is not as rare as I think. It's just that there aren't many differences in the endings to notice it.

dividers @.fanguro

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[scorchieart]

C is for Collaboration

Clavis: Gentlemen, and Chevalier, thank you for agreeing to meet on such short notice.

Luke: Ya dragged us here in a net.

Nokto: Against our wishes, I might add. My bum's all bungled, you bum.

Clavis: The urgency of the matter demanded I forgo comfort, little brothers. I promise my next trap will be more considerate of your posteriors.

Nokto & Luke: Hooray for us.

Clavis: Customer satisfaction is as important to me as my own, which brings me to the point of this meeting. Luke, the new dolls you distributed, while immensely adorable and true-to-form, have a glaring issue.

Luke: Like ya said, they're life-like. If you got a problem with the doll, bring it up with the model.

Clavis: Oh, no. You misunderstand me. The figures themselves are flawless. I, for one, find my likeness impeccably accurate. But as a concerned consumer, I must leave a comment on the detailing. You see, you reused the same letter for both Chevalier and myself.

Luke: So, on top of lousy handwriting, ya can't spell. Got it.

Clavis: Do let me finish. This is merely constructive criticism from your initial testers. We wouldn't want to cause a scandal once your products release to the market. Trust me, the public can be vicious.

Luke: Don't need 'em. I only ever planned on making the one set.

Nokto: Aww, so they're personalized gifts? Your sincerity is enough to make me vomit.

Luke: It ain't like that. I just had a lot of extra fabric... is all... really.

Clavis: I'm being serious here. The fact that even one version of them exists the way it is poses a huge risk for the royal family. One look at our dolls and people might mistake us for *gulp* f r i e n d s.

Nokto: [monotone] Oh, no. How could anyone possibly come to that conclusion?

Clavis: Exactly my point, brother dear. Now you understand the severity of this matter.

Nokto: Can I go now? Evie's making coconut clusters. Just you try and make me miss out on them again, Clavis. I dare you.

Chevalier: *ears perk up from behind his book*

Luke: Yum, coconut drenched in honey~ Hey, maybe I'll make a tiny cookie tin to go along with Yves's doll. Bet he'd like it? I mean— only 'cuz now I'm stuck with a bunch of fabric scraps.

Clavis: Back on track, boys. I'll bake you treats later.

Luke: Pass. I don't hear Chevie complaining. And Leon and Licht didn't yap about it either.

Clavis: That's because L is a regal letter to represent you three. You're the lovely little lads of Lelouch!

Nokto: [muttering] More like loony Lelouch.

Clavis: What was that, naughty Nokto?

Nokto: Oh, real clever. Is that why I'm really here? You're jealous my doll's got a unique letter so you're taking it out on me with lame alliteration? I didn't choose my name, I'll have you know.

Clavis: Perish the thought! You are here to help workshop ideas for our baby brother's newest business venture. Our combined experiences will set him on the path to financial AND social success.

Luke: Like I said, I ain't planning on selling 'em.

Clavis: [ignoring] Additionally, that dunderhead Sariel says we need to fill a monthly all-hands team meeting quota so people believe we are a legitimate faction. He's more full of stuffing than his doll, but I will not allow the public to spread rumors that we are less capable than the domestic faction.

Luke: I thought you didn't want anyone thinking we're friends. That part I actually agree on.

Clavis: [ignoring x2] Have faith, Nokto. We need you here. Your letter is as fitting and unique as you are.

Nokto: He said to the twin.

Clavis: I meant what I said, dear.

Nokto: So did I. Keep that mushy talk up and I'll puke for real.

Chevalier: Directed away from my desk, if you must.

Luke: Want me to sew a barf accessory for your doll?

Nokto: Spew you lot! I'm out of here.

Clavis: Wait! Luke, that's a wonderful idea!

Luke: Oh, so that part you heard. It was just a joke. I am always overstocked on shades of green, though.

Clavis: Yes, you're brilliant! You and Nokto both! What better way to differentiate Chevalier and myself than by depicting us as complete antitheses! The dashing, debonair, suave gentleman versus the uncouth, slovenly beast. We'll modify our dolls' looks with accessories and come up with new nicknames to boot. V can work nicely for Chev: 'Veritable Vomit'. But let's come up with some more options and pick the best ones. Ooh, I am simply bursting with inspiration! Let's see, we can do A for 'Abominable Aberration'. B for 'Bloodcurdling Behemoth" — Hey, where are you all going? We're just getting started!

Luke: Nah, I'm keeping it C for 'Can it, Clavis. Coconut clusters are calling'.

Nokto: Or D for 'Don't you dare drag us here again, you dunderhead'!

*Nokto and Luke look expectantly at Chevalier, who is the first to reach the door.*

Chevalier: ...E for 'The End'.

[crypticoba]

Emma’s onto her third restraining order (won’t be the last)

[candied-boys]

I'm imploding. My life is complete.

[wistfulwanderingone]

(Allow me to continue this... *clears throat*)

Sariel: I was not yelling. I was articulating—with great urgency—the myriad ways your actions could spark a diplomatic incident.

Clavis: You called me a "catastrophe in brocade."

Sariel: And I stand by it.

Clavis: I thought it was rather flattering. Very regal. Rolls off the tongue.

Sariel: Catastrophe, Clavis.

Clavis: Yes, but a well-dressed one.

Sariel: You interrupted a council meeting by sliding in on a silver serving tray.

Clavis: Technically, I was pushed. And technically, the tray held me quite elegantly.

Sariel: You landed in Prince Gilbert’s lap.

Clavis: A bold strategic maneuver! I disarmed him with confusion.

Sariel: He bit you!

Clavis: Only a little. He has delicate teeth.

Sariel: I need a vacation. Or a reason not to strangle you with that cravat.

Clavis: Careful, Sariel. Threatening me with silk and close contact? People might get the wrong idea.

Sariel: I'm at a loss for words!

Clavis: Despite being at a lost for words, Sariel yelled at me for the next 45 minutes

(Found the sound here)