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“It’s so weird when people write fanfic about…”
All fanfic is weird. We’re all obsessed with fake little men and read/write about them in scenarios that cater specifically to us. That’s the Joy of writing this stuff at all, you get to indulge in ideas that make your brain produce the happy chemical, and then you put it out for free so other people can search for it and enjoy it too.
#there’s no point in having a superiority complex with the kinds of fanfic you read#like congrats you sit at the back of the nerd bus that the rest of us are on
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I FINISHED THE GUY!!!!!!
(Pattern by @ghost-cinnamon)
He’s perfect and I love him
But Echo! some of you might ask, isn’t the body supposed to be red like his bones? To that I say! 1: I’m impressed you saw it under the layers of clothes! /silly and 2!
BAH BAM
Embroidery!!!!! (I’m so proud of this hehe it turned out way better than I expected. Also faceless doll jumpscare>:3)
And of course, credit must be given to my amazing little sibling whose immediate reaction to seeing my doll was “ooo he’s spooky! He needs a top hat!!!!”
(She proceeded to make not one but two top hats hehe)
#I’m so so happy by this guy hehe#it’s so silly#thank you sk much for the pattern ghost!!!#my art!#I speak!#don’t mind the odd locations of some of the pics haha#I forgot to take a pic of the embroidery after making his clothes and I made the sweater slightly too tight to take off easily#not pictured in the first image#my sister literally on the floor laughing from how large his head is#none of my family members understand what he’s from and all have been trying to guess what inspired me to make him XD#honorary mention of my moms reaction: oh he’s such a handsome guy!#the top hat truly makes it thank you sibling 😁#I’m kinda tempted to make a couple drawings/comic of the adventures he’s had since being created lol#especially since some people (stares at siblings) /silly#seem to find him the hottest thing since sliced bread (that’s how the saying goes I think?)#to the point where youngest sibling has shown him to the other children of the neighborhood#who were equally fascinated XD their reactions have been great for my crocheting ego /j#every time I make an original post I ramble for longer and longer in the tags lol#congrats to those who stuck through and read them all! I commend you! have a cookie here at the light at the end of the tunnel#undertale au#utmv#error sans
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I really hate how people act like Jon becoming King is him "usurping" his siblings when that's an unfair stigma that's followed him his entire life for being a bastard. It just blows my mind that people ignore Jon's own thoughts and wishes on the topic. Well, guess what? Robb named him as his heir, he will have a legitimate claim to Winterfell, and he will be part of discussions on who will rule. Even without that, it's very likely that some of his siblings would support him as King. I just hate how the conversation around him becoming King is framed as some big betrayal.
#jon snow#asoiaf#yeah Jon has his own guilty thoughts but!! that's cause he's a bastard and grew up hearing shit like that#literally one of cat's biggest fears is that he would /steal/ Winterfell from her children#and she's firmly against him being named heir for that exact reason...reading comprehension is on 0%#and I think there's a good chance that Arya Rickon and possibly even Bran would support him#I can see Sansa being actively against it cause she's only ever thought of him as a /lesser/ bastard + she has LF whispering in her ear#I can also see Bran having an issue though considering he's rooted in his identity as the heir to winterfell#and then there's their conflict from the og outline which could still come into play at some point#but I feel like Arya would support him and Rickon would gladly accept him as his regent#depending on how things play out but either way he isn't betraying them by becoming King#and if you think he is then congrats you're buying into the classist ideals that the books are against
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sure polites is a great sunshine open arms boy, but do you ever think he went shit crazy on someone?
imagine someone just annoying or bullying odysseus, and polites is like: “hey—hes annoyed, you should probably stop please.” and the person doesnt listen, so after a few tries polites just gets annoyed and goes:“LISTEN HERE YOU-“
Oh he definitely has! People make the mistake of taking his kindness as a weakness & try to take advantage/bully him & his friends & he’s gracious enough to give them a warning before going apeshit. But he’s definitely had to go off on someone a few times, & it’s honestly scary because you’d never expect it. & he’s one of the most well spoken men in the whole fleet, so he will fucking eviscerate you with nothing but words
& I think you’re really gonna like everything I have planned for the ghost!polites au
So funny how Spotify just started playing open arms as I was typing this out
#asks#anon ask#epic headcanons#polites#epic#epic the musical#epic musical#if you read the tags congrats#cause now you get to know a lil secret#but at some point a certain someone will possess a certain god#& that’s all i’m gonna say#no it’s not gonna happen soon this is later in the fic
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Me, logging onto ReverbNation and seeing this: "Uh-huh. Sure. I know how these music-promotion websites work. I somehow doubt this is as impressive as it sounds..."
I click "View My Chart Rank" and see...
...so I'm the top of the charts for the "Americana" genre, in Berlin. A genre-and-location combo in which there are apparently only two artists competing. What did I tell you?
/laughs in jaded, world-weary indie music artist
#indie musicians#reverbnation#musicians on tumblr#cosmo gyres#personal#it's very easy to be 'the stand-out artist' when your genre is americana and your location is... not-america#this is like those automated messages saying 'congrats you earned a spot on our Emerging Artists playlist! just pay $50 to reserve it now!'#or 'hi I'm a scout for [weird label name] and I love your song [insert latest upload here]! I would love to help you get more exposure...'#(that's the point at which i usually stop reading)#(because they're not about to 'help me get more exposure' for free)#(i've seen all this shit before and i'm not particularly invested in 'making it in the biz' at this point)#(i'm just happy if some folks hear my music and find it meaningful for them in one way or another)#anyway time to go check out puppery's music i guess#i always like supporting fellow americana-abroad artists
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deeply compelled by this photo
#heretic tag#finishing rec lists by doing the most important part - using my 30 image allowance to splice up the text#and well they can't all make it... and i'm fond enough of this photo i'm posting it on its own#I Just Think It's Interesting (and slightly comical) how friendly they are to each other in person for the most part#like you'll get them saying the foulest shit about them in the press and then u compare with the footage/photos from the time and go?#now sure you could say being polite to a coworker you hate is an incredibly low bar. but. like. it's often not one riders clear!!#I feel fairly confident about why this is the case from valentino's side of the equation#casey's is a little more... hm because the thing is it's not like we have a big enough feud sample size to compare with#but i just find it something kinda fun about him... like yeah he's blunt to the point of being wildly tactless...#but also friendly with valentino who he thinks is basically the devil... he has layers...#//#brr brr#WARM smiles towards someone he at this stage definitely loathes as a rider if nothing else... idk it's interesting#it does add a specific fun vibe to that rivalry imo#like they are SO nasty to each other in the press and then it's all :)) how have you been valentino :) congrats on the wonderful race :)#the list is done btw i need to read it through two more times to grammar check (not fact check i don't believe in that) and then i'll Post
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good night gay little people in my laptop
#i have had a quiet night in and it's been good 👍#got to wake up early tomorrow............ big day.........#every day is a big day when you love your degree 👍#i had my first major anxiety spiral of ''omg why am i at uni and not. idk. a librarian or something''#and then went outside and immediately snapped out of it because i was too distracted by !!!!!outside!!!!#so anyway i'm all good again.#this might just be me but... i feel like because i hang out with people that also want to work with environment#it becomes a sort of competition of. who does the most volunteering. who is the most eco friendly. etc.#which sounds stupid!!!!#and obviously it's not a competition!!!#but idk. sometimes i speak to people and i feel like i'm constantly behind. or maybe that's just the autism#and it doesn't help that if you want to get a job in conservation / whatever it's so competitive and they want so much experience from you#like that just adds to the stress to the point of you're worrying am i not going to get a good job because i havent got a summer placement#or whatever the fuck. anyway i need to sleep#if you've read this long.. congrats!! here is your medal 🥇#mumbles
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The thing that annoys me the most about Jiang Cheng antis is that they are so pushy about it.
Yes, I'm talking about fic that bash on him and/or make him a villain which are not tagged at the very least with "not Jiang Cheng friendly". 🤨
By and large they are obsessed with trying to shove their hate down the throats of anyone who doesn't agree with them, and I just don't understand that. What are you really trying to accomplish?
You do you, haters. I honestly do not care about how much you hate a fictional character. I am 100% not invested in changing your mind. Go in peace!
But damn, stop trying to ruin my fandom joy.
#this post brought to you by a great fic#i was halfway through it when i picked up the vibes#went and read the last chapter and yep there it was#backed out and blocked the author#but damn i was invested in the story by that point and now i'm bitter#congrats for making me hate YOU instead of Jiang Cheng
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been getting back into mother 3 after All That and every time i see the sunflower field im like. whoa. that's so neat. i am Not overthinking it !
#i am just making this post to ramble about the sunflower thing again kjfhdg#it's almost been a whole year. i was in the middle of replaying mother 3 last june#i was at the sunflower field scene and decided to stop playing for the night#and that is the same night ''so long nerds'' was uploaded#not to be dramatic or cliche or whatever but. feels very ''on purpose'' ya know#destiny or whatever#the game was a huuuuuuge turning point for me in coping with life and death which i was. Very Bad at before!#and im sure you can tell i still am *(@&*(&*%(&^*#i havent been able to touch the game since but im getting better at it. been watching some videos n stuff about it#i still havent picked it back up tho. idk if i can sit through that cutscene again#i already kinda associated techno with sunflowers bc of the whole rising sun stuff. the staff being a sunflower#but the fact that i was in the middle of that part of mother 3 made that association so much worse#now they're just like. the death object for me. remembrance flowers. idk actual flower meanings but that's what they are to me now#idk if anyone remembers this post but like a week or two after his death my aunt tried growing a sunflower#it was unrelated to me and that whole thing. just another coincidence#she passed this week. so the sunflowers are really back on my mind rn#that's why i turned off the inbox was bc i really didnt know what to do after that#her whole side of the family died this past year#i hate to vent or whatever but i feel like if i dont mention it i'll explode so i've buried this under many other tags#congrats if you read this far i just wanted to have that out there i guess bc i've talked about her a lot#the cats are fine if you remember them. orangey has a home and my uncle is watching thomas#grief#grief cw#i dont remember what ppl tag that as#chat#i'll probably delete this later but im also gonna reblog all the cats n stuff again bc i just want ppl to see them
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my appreciation for & mild euphoria from being gendered correctly when my family refers to me as my cat's father/dad
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my instinctive "eugh" reaction because being viewed as a parent to this small beast even as a joke is weird and I don't care for it
#she is not my child. she is the bane of my existence. she is my best buddy. she stabs me in the back daily.#she was laying on my shoulders while i was typing this post#maybe at a different stage in my life i could see myself as a cat dad but i got this beast when i was like 13#we are siblings if anything#ah maybe thats where the weirdness comes from. cool.#i dont even know why im making a post out of this but hello this is what you get today ✌🏻#ftm radio#why does this go on the trans blog you ask? because i had a momentary crisis of#'oh no i have a negative reaction to being called a dad am i faking my gender'#if you've read all these tags you've already seen the end point of that journey congrats#long story short id be fine with being called a father! just not the father of that thing (affectionate)!#seriously if you read all of these tags i am sorry but at least this is free amirite? aha#i am going to go fold laundry now goodbye
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hate people that have no trauma but decide to be judgmental of people that do. like jesus christ how about you go through something that pushes you to attempting suicide and then you can give your opinion on how people react to trauma
#sui tw#reading a book and it turned out to be Bad. but it’s a free amazon book so what did i expect#this author apparently things trigger warnings are ‘bullshit’#and that ‘if you think you need a trigger warning you probably don’t’#he says apparently there is ‘data’ that it’s more harmful than helpful#and that it makes people more avoidant or whatever.#congrats on never having struggled in your life i guess#i’m glad you don’t know what being triggered feels like cause you’ve never gone through difficult shit#also. white man that writes inaccurately. point and laugh.
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i actually don't think it's annoying or frustrating when a public figure has a snappish answer to a question they've been asked seventeen times a day for the last thirty years
#at that point truly nobody who's asking is actually looking for an answer#they're looking to be annoying or frustrating enough themselves to make the person give a snappish answer#like congrats you did it man you got exactly what you wanted#jack facts#reading process#i do not vague my post at you sir; but i vague my post sir
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I really want to send my original story that the first step of Kitsugi became my writing muse for, but since i submitted it as part of the competition I cannot put it up anywhere on the internet in the small chance that I might get flagged for copyright infringment for my own story
OOF, yeah, that’s a very rough hand of it. I’ve seen those posts where it’s like, people getting dragged in for plagiarizing their own work. Like getting dragged into an office about the work they stole and then the work pulled up is just stuff they put on the internet. But you should know that the mere act of writing something and making it real from your head is creation and that basically makes you god so congrats on being god and be very proud of yourself
#I mean /I’d/ love to read it if you still want to send it#I won’t post it to my blog#both because of the competition rules#and because I already have like#a self imposed rule#where I don’t post anything that may lead to peoples real names#I don’t know if this writing competition may lead back to your real name but I tend to err on the side of not risking it#I know we’re in the age where people go on TikTok under their real names and confess things that you couldn’t get out of me w/ waterboarding#but I believe firmly in being Unknown on the internet#but that’s besides the point#no matter what you should be EXTREMELY proud of whatever you wrote#like legitimately congrats#and I’m proud of you too#writing is extremely difficult and you should celebrate anything you do
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tgs haters are so cringe and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not.
#if you have no intention of reading it that’s fine#if it’s not to your taste that’s fine#but if ur one of those ppl who just floods the main tag with hate#and try to scrounge up how every single page is ~problematic~ even when u don’t read the comic anymore#please find something more productive to do with your time <3#felt like swinging a bat at a hornet’s nest today!#and don’t even talk to me abt the Foul Shit i’ve seen some of these ppl say while trying to condemn tgs#like congrats! you just made a point even worse than the so called problematic thing u we’re trying to call out!
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hello, love your blog! it’s so fucking funny how you’re a lesbian motogp blogger who is into buffy, bc hey that’s me too but actually I first encountered your blog bc of your smallville posts. not to mention tennis (which I was only a very casual fan of thankfully afdhjkk)…….cool to know that there are several ppl like this apparently sgfhhjhjk.
anyways, buffy s6 is my beloved season and I like it for how dysfunctional it is. the only season I might like more is maybe s5. I am a spike fucker unforch
and as for motogp? sachsenring 2003 made me giggle. very embarrassing for you valentino. by 0.06 seconds??? and commentators made it worse by crowning him a winner before they even crossed the line. you just know if positions were reversed vale would capitalize so hard off this win, more ppl would be talking about it still. and well he did actually use that loss to reinvigorate himself. like valentino’s ability to make his wins (and losses too) narratively important is unparalleled. but regardless sete/vale rivalry is insane,
sadly only hot girls get it:(((
anon?? marry me??
such an incredibly funny overlap of interests sdfhjkdf well always nice to learn this is a Type Of Person who Exists. I love buffy season five!! I am very much a spike fucker!! undoubtedly one of THE great characters, him and buffy is one of those ships where I don't really seek out fics because it's like?? I'm actually thrilled with what canon gave me!! I love the slapstick, spike as a lovesick freak, the dark and toxic stuff where buffy used him as a way to punish herself, and all the more melancholic season 7 stuff where they found refuge in each other. spike is like. such a great Device to explore all kinds of emotions and themes and all that... so many of my all time fave eps are very much spike eps. love s2's school hard and halloween, s3's lovers walk, s4's something blue (also just like, so much of his s4 scenes, when they chain him up in the bathtub and against the chair and all that), s5's fool for love (!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of THE episodes, his 'death wish' monologue to buffy and then showing up wanting to kill her and ending up comforting her oh GOD), s6's life serial and doublemeat palace AND when buffy confesses to spike she was in heaven AND all their scenes in once more, with feeling, s7 the buffy/spike church scene.... spike's "all these years and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of" speech likeeeeee.... I get all the issues people have with that relationship and how it was written, I know it's not for everyone, and I don't even 'ship' them in the sense of thinking they belong together or whatever... but I just love it!! it compels me so much, did so when I first saw it and still does now!! and spike is such a FUN character, like they let him be pathetic, they let him be cool, and he's #gender enough that yeah he's very hot to me too. all those scenes where buffy's throwing him around,,,,, yes character of all time. just has a real place in my heart too idk like the emotional landscape really GETS me
sharp pivot to sachsenring 2003, which takes place a mere few months after the buffy finale......... that's as smooth a transition as I can manage yeah. thematic overlap between btvs and motogp question mark. the buffy x dawn dynamic is either a bit marc x alex or to a lesser extent vale x luca when u think about it? not just in the 'congrats you've spotted they're siblings' way, but well the siblings' respective statuses in the worlds of motogp & vampire slaying, and the older sibling often being 'prioritised' because they have a lot on their plates, younger siblings as a kind of way to keep them grounded and feeling human, also unconditional devotion to your younger sibling... plus actually all the death wish stuff, surely? the fool for love speech...
btvs and motogp both very much about the ties you need to the world, I reckon... also sports is inherently adjacent to chosen one narratives
ANYWAY sachsenring 2003, I think every detail about it is perfect!! whatever valentino says, I still reckon there's just no way he couldn't have made a move before that - and implicitly he acknowledges that by saying he will never leave it that late again. idk there's just something so deeply charming about that specific flavour of valentino to me, where he's so obnoxiously good he can get away a little bit with basically scripting his races BUT obviously that's only okay when he still ends up being the one who wins. and he gets so much shit for it!! it's so funny listening to the brno commentary like they are on his ASS and they're saying the italian press has been on his ASS and calling him washed and finished and even the commentary is going 'yeah he's been having a rough season' and it's very??
oh no! the horror!! what a flop!!
obviously in retrospect we remember it as a great season because after that he only lost one more race, but back then they didn't know that!! and at like. the perfect time of the season too, because obviously that's when you have to go off and Sit On It for the whole summer break and can't immediately redeem yourself.... but as you say, he used that!! it's part of his story now, it became such good fuel for motivation. like, the mistake itself is kinda.... I mean it's not great, but it's one of those things that also wouldn't be a massive issue if you did it five laps earlier? he basically just picks too defensive a line that ends up killing his drive out of the corner, allowing sete to beat him to the line. which - the bit that I imagine really got to him is how dumb it was. like it wasn't a riding mistake as much as it was a decision making mistake, it wasn't his race craft it was just a literal dumbass moment. it's silly!! it's both a moment that shows valentino was maybe a bit too cocky, but also kinda rattled by sete? that man got to him! he did it! he flapped the unflappable valentino rossi!
and it IS incredible how it's now not really Discussed any more, and in his autobiography it's so neatly integrated into his own narrative. like!! it's always the laguna 2008 and catalunya 2009 performances that get me - he knew those were going to be memorable victories IMMEDIATELY and he played to that!! kissing the corkscrew drives me insane because it's literally... he's doing this on the cooldown lap for something that happened LAP FOUR and wasn't technically the race winning move, or definitely not the only one!! but he immediately zeroed in on that element and his post-race narrative is unquestionably ONE of the reasons why that's something we all remember now. he gets it!!
the commentators did fuck him over though lmaoooo... I mean at least you have to say he learned from his mistakes. imagine losing a race by .06 and doing this in the very next race against the same guy
bringing back this too
sicko
it IS only the hot girls who get it but that's for the best....... only the select few can see the vision I fear
#faith/buffy is the one where I check the fic tag and get irritable about how it's not quite what I'm looking for#spike/buffy is the one where I stare into the middle distance turning it around in my head and then watch a bunch of fanvids#like faith/buffy is kinda.... the base dynamic is so great and also the post canon potential (ignore comics) is SO on point#and also because it's that fun dynamic where genuinely if they'd gotten together in canon it wouldn't have fixed shit?#but there's still so much More places you could go there... like they need to be put into situations yeah#whereas spike/buffy is like... wow. canon sure did explore that. I don't know what I'd WANT from fic#I like the IDEA that they can find each other again but I'm not even sure I really want to read about it happening#and of course weird spike/faith and spike/buffy/faith situations is what it's all about. like they're both so obsessed with her!!#that scene where faith in buffy's body is the first person to clock that spike is into buffy and then flirts with him... groundbreaking#//#brr brr#batsplat responds#crying i feel like getting to this blog via smallville and also being into motogp feels... so unlikely. congrats anon
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The perils of loving true crime content but hating when it veers into either Tough On Crime right wing reactionary content or Weird Gratuitous Descriptions of Crimes territory. I find the first far more than the second and it drives me nuts that anyone could think prison will solve violence when prison in itself is a wildly violent place that obviously doesn't work. If it did the US would be Squeaky Clean Crimeless and that ain't true.
Seriously though I love true crime content but these days have such a hard time finding stuff that gives the facts of the story plainly without deciding to advocate for ridiculous prison sentences and a bunch of other copaganda adjacent shit is surprisingly difficult and frankly says a lot about the way we discuss, conceptualize, and react to crime. Especially when a lot of crime is literally just criminalizing addiction, a mental health problem, so fully defending and uncritically advocating for the prison and policing system especially when true crime stories are more often than not stories of police incompetence is just baffling. And no just because true crime tends to mean violent crime that does not mean prison will solve the problem any more than it would solve an addicts addiction and frankly I don't even want an ideological slant I just want the damn facts without right wing shit being evangelized to me. Wonder how many people even notice this shit, because its so ingrained in true crime content that it feels like the only ones who notice are insufferable blue hair pronoun using leftists like myself.
#winters ramblings#i fuckin hate right wing bullshit in true crime just tell me how shit played out and dont assume cops are always right#and that prison will solve the fucking worlds ills it wont if it did i think america wouldnt have a prison population like that#and the worst part is that this mentality DOESNT stop with child offenders!!! like are you KIDDING ME??#any time someone advocates for charging a child as an adult i want to point out theyre presuming guilt over innocence#you know. that thing the justice system is never supposed to do. bc if you WERENT presuming guilt#youd have no reason to charge a minor as an adult for the sevarity of their crime. you CANNOT do that without assuming guilt#ill never forget reading yourube comments that said two TEN year olds should have gotten the death sentence#now they committed a VERY disturbing murder and it was very clear they were disturbed kids but EXECUTING CHILDREN??#youd think you wouldnt have to tell grown adults how fucked up that is but apparently not#and none of them seemed to think thier advocating for the death of two ten year olds is about as disturbing as the crime#those kids committed.#i dont actually have blue hair for the record but still#also youd be ahocked at the amount of people who peoclaim themselves to be left wing amd IMMEDIATELY turn to right wing#reactionary nonsense basically instantly when discussing violent crime. like congrats you did not do the assignment
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