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"all the negativity is killing the vibe"
"just be grateful for what you got!" "was it perfect? no! but we got some good stuff!" "people are just being so down about season 3"
There is a reason people are displeased.
We are consumers of this media. We PAID for this media. With time, with money, with subscriptions. We bought the merch, we watched the promos, we paid in attention, we paid financially, we paid literally and metaphorically.
And they did not deliver.
So, yes, we have a right to complain because objectively speaking, it was a bad ending. It just was! It was poorly written and poorly edited, it did not leave viewers happy, and there is a REASON the engagement of part 2 is much lower than part 1. Polin is not the problem, sidelining Polin is the problem. Writing Polin poorly is the problem. Shoving Colin to the side (half of the pairing) is the problem. Inconsistent characterization is the problem.
the fact that we came in with high expectations and they were let down for us? makes it a bad ending. makes it bad writing. the fact that we waited 2 years for it and then another month in between and did not walk away feeling as though that time was worthwhile? makes it a bad ending.
the writing was disjointed, characters were underutilized, Colin was pushed aside in his OWN SEASON, they tried to do a #girlbossfeminism narrative and then threw Cressida to the wolves because she did a few things that hurt the main heroine's feelings, even after showing us as viewers we should (and do) empathize with her. I mean, for fuck's sake, there was literally a big speech and everyone clapped moment. stakes were defanged, there were threesome scenes that cut any and all tension building between Polin, Eloise's character was written inconsistently for the sake of swift forgiveness, they threw Babies ever After at us, momifying the one character who was said to be plus size representation at NINETEEN, there were more sex scenes for Benedict than there were for the main couple Polin. Lady Whistledown was a black hole for good quality because instead of writing a narrative that suited the couple's ending, they wrote a narrative to keep her as a plot device by any means possible. This season was a roller coaster that went up up up and then stagnated.
there are legitimate criticisms to be had about this season. as if we don't have a right to demand good quality from something we paid for.
and the worst part of it is that they set it up SO. WELL.
I ended Part 1 pacing my apartment, giddy and kicking my feet and rewatching the ending over and over. Part 2? None of that. And the reason people have been so negative about it is that IT SHOWS.
Yes, in part, some negativity is homophobia for Michaela, who I honest to god adore and am so happy to see on screen. Yes, in part, some negativity is for Polin from haters, a couple I love with all my heart.
But most of the negativity comes down to poor writing. Inconsistency. A lack of bravery for dropping a plot device (Lady Whistledown) that the show has held onto not for Penelope or for Polin, but for Bridgerton's story moving forward that writers do not feel confident portraying without a narrator so it might crutch them.
Stop licking a plate of crumbs and claiming it a meal. They had 2 years to deliver a fantastic season. They didn't do so. That is not at all on the actors, because they are FANTASTIC, it is on the writers, and on the production. Was it beautiful? Sure. Was it well acted? Absolutely. Was it good? Well edited? Well written? Meaningful? Fun?
No.
There are parts of it that are, but when you fumble an ending, it sours the entire experience. The reason people loved Part 1 so much was because of the ending of Episode 4, which was done beautifully. It felt satisfying. And then Part 2 felt like an entirely different beast. If you settle for mediocrity, that is all you will get. So yes, I demand better of this season. I demand that we get more than just one thirty second scene of Pen and Colin being intimate after their marriage. I demand more characterization and time devoted to the main couple instead of useless side plots. I demand better writing. I demand better EDITING. Cressida was done dirty, Colin was done dirty, Eloise was done dirty, Penelope was done dirty. And at the end of it, VIEWERS were done dirty.
There's a reason Part 1 had such glowing positivity and then Part 2 is garnering horribly mixed reactions. It's because one is better than the other. And if this show is CAPABLE of delivering content like Part 1, then yes, I will absolutely demand it of part 2. One day, Bridgerton will learn how to write a proper final episode, a proper closing to an arc.
That day was not in Season 3.
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#polin#bridgerton season 3 spoilers#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#luke newton#nicola coughlan#eloise bridgerton#cressida cowper#they dropped the ball y'all#we want a better vibe#invite me to a party i paid money for and waited months to attend and it doesn't deliver? yeah i'll have words#and maybe you'll throw a better party next time#even looking at it outside of an adaptation: it is just poor writing#disjointed and unsure of itself at the end#they wanted the cake and to eat it too: and in the end we got one with eggshells still strewn in#at least sift it
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Seeing Twitter users recommending the People Make Games documentary as a good way to get insight on the issue is so….
I know, I’m always extremely disappointed whenever I come across someone who thinks it’s the end all be all explanations regarding the Studio ZA/UM situation.
Recommending that video always comes with a heavy caveat from me that the person needs to stop around the 40 minute mark since the interviewer shows a very clear bias that’s unbecoming of a journalist.
Regardless, now that more people are finding out about these layoffs, which might take out members of the studio that have been there since the beginning, it could finally help smack some sense into those Twitter users that actually thought, FOR SOME REASON, Rostov, Kurvitz, and Hindpere were lying for shits and giggles rather than seeing what's ACTUALLY going on which is that the investors have a very obvious agenda against the real wronged party. Hopefully this'll also open their eyes to how the People Make Games video fed into this twisted narrative that Kurvitz was somehow at fault/responsible for the theft of his own IP, but that might be asking too much from their concrete brains. Here's hoping though!
#disco elysium#studio za/um#za/um#people make games#and I’m not even getting into Bratt’s response to the criticism he got#this man deleted so many YouTube comments that pointed out the inconsistencies and bias#it’s such a reddit conspiracy theory but at the time I briefly thought Kompus paid him off to push the narrative in his favor#now I’ve talked about this before in a post from almost a year ago#but i truly believe Bratt’s heart was initially in the right place but let his anger cloud his judgement#after kurvitz rightfully denied him a way to wrap up his video in a neat little bow cause he knew the studio would use his words against hi#something in Bratt must've snapped cause all the blame got pushed on Kurvitz for no reason other than he felt slighted by his response#it's kinda tainted PMG's work for me b/c moving forward I'll have doubt if the story truly is being accurately reported#my response#mp
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Supercorp & kitchen
lena: what happened?
kara: nothing!
lena: the spaghetti sauce on our kitchen ceiling says otherwise
kara: the saucy ceiling is just a testament to my culinary creativity. its unintentional art!
*cue the sauce splattering on kara from above*
lena: ...
send in a ship + random word for a quote
#the sauce is a paid actor#hehe sorry this took awhile i got busy#thanks for the ask!#incorrect quotes#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers#supercrack#incorrect supergirl quotes#original quote#ship/word game#anonymous#answered
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blocking people is so freeing and fun it's a shame I don't do it on main
#well i do occasionallyyyy but on any other account i block like i get paid for it#at any time for any reason. bad take. fandom i dont like. discourse i dont care to get into. first 3 words looked like theyd annoy me#said something i agreed with but had a tone about it. insulted a movie i havent seen in a decade. didnt like their icon. any reason#i think i got a mutual on twt the other day did a double take but like if they were meant to be blocked then well is what it is#i feel weird about it if i do it on mains like i have to be a certain way its a weird pressure idk#kae.txt
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A while ago, I got to join a kind of stream held by the script coordinator of HZ (Kureha Matsuzawa) after the broadcast of an episode he wrote.
He shared a few tidbits of his work and was really enthusiastic about Horizons and Pkmn in general. It was nice to witness so much passion behind the writing.
#he also got to read my comment and thank me personally for my words because he thought they were encouraging#which made me really happy w#since i really enjoy his eps and write a lot about them.#i think he was happy that i paid attention to the scriptwriters and remembered who writes what (more or less)#man i wrote so many words about the amlk cave ep or the og explorers story.. worry not.. i most definitely pay attention to these things-#i also remember his answer about one bit of my message being quite funny because of the way he said it (it was about spinel)#(i didn't get the whole thing. but i want to remember that it was funny to me at that time w)#it was nice. just a lot of passion and enthusiasm for stories there#this scriptwriter really enjoys writing (writing as a full art form) and it's cool seeing these kinds of stories unravel#makes me really look forward to his next eps and what there is in store next..#writer notes
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Look.
I was happy there were English subtitles this time, and so soon.
But.
Do you want to be taken out nicely?
Do you want to be taken out nicely?
Do you want to be taken out nicely?
Oh dear.
Yes.
#SOKO Leipzig#Moritz Brenner#queer character#Kim Nowak#Jan Maybach#25x01 Die Unsichtbaren#deutsches Tumblr#deutsches Zeug#in German it's “Willst du schön ausgeführt werden?”#I get the meaning#I would have translated it with “Do you want to be wined and dined?”#which is eminently English#but gets the point across#this though#it looks like it's machine translated by Google#don't get me wrong#I'm grateful for the ready-made translation#still#a human-made one would have been preferable#it definitely would have avoided this unfortunate wording#it sounds like Moritz is a paid killer asking his victim how she wants to be killed#which NO WAY#on the upside#I got a good laugh#Melikes watches tv#my post
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just saw a signed sendoff jongho PC for sale for 140 dollars, why are u even going if you won't even enjoy the stuff u are getting?
#it's one thing to sell older stuff ie it's taking up room#but to just sell the stuff u got from a sendoff... ie u interacted w them and they signed your pc#you're just gonna turn around and upcharge like hell?#don't go to those events if u rly need the money (but they paid to go... so...)#apple lady words#apparently i get pissy at 2am 💀
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Kink setting safety net idea: Saviors
So you've been captured, locked in some kinky bondage dungeon or what have you. But you're not afraid! You're a proud, independent victim and you can save yourself! You'll figure out some way to escape eventually, and it can't be that bad, right? Wait your captor is going to do WHAT? No! No no no, oh god no, someone please help!
And then help arrives :D
In this setting where danger is never too dangerous, there are various different entities who's job is to get people out of distressing situations. This applies to various kinky and non-kinky situations, allowing perilous and unwilling scenarios to happen while providing a safety net in case of any serious distress or kink-squick mismatch.
There's almost always a cost, though, ranging from mundane payments to kinky nonsense to more unique agreements. On top of the costs, you also have to beg and plead with all your heart to get the attention of a savior, which is both emotionally demanding and humiliating.
The drawbacks are steep enough that most who get captured will prefer to just tolerate it until they're released or they manage to escape. Calling out for a savior is something only done in desperation.
"Savior" isn't a special species or anything, any person or group can be a savior. You just need to be capable of sensing and rescuing those in distress.
Here's a bunch of example saviors you can call for help the next time an unwilling kink scenario gets to be too much for you
Mind Goblins: This odd species of psychic goblins can sense distress and desires, and are drawn to those who have sufficiently depraved kinks. Their psychic abilities can be terrifyingly powerful, and captors are advised to stay out of their way during a rescue. Upon rescue, you'll be taken to their cave, where they use you as a kink-toy for anywhere from a week to a month. Resistance is a non-issue; the goblins only seek out those who will tolerate their antics, and only engage in kinks that the subject is into.
Guardian Network: This hivemind of robots was programmed to protect people and to expand itself, and it does just that, using anything from nanomachines to combat tanks to rescue victims. Through creative interpretation of its morality code, it only aids those who will pay it with resources to help it expand, such as money, building materials, property, etc. While the network usually ignores poor people, some with Particular Interests have attracted its attention by offering themselves to the network to be converted into a cyborg.
Earthling Petting Zoo: This extraterrestrial organization uses mental scanners to find earthlings who are likely to accept a place in their zoo. They'll simply teleport you out of whatever peril you've encountered into their spaceship, then get you prepped for a stay of 1-2 months. Life at the petting zoo is modest yet comfortable, but those willing to sign up for more unique forms of "petting" are offered rewards~
Vengeance Demons: These demon saviors are drawn those who feel not just distress, but also intense hatred and rage. They offer a chance to turn the tables against your captor(s) with the vast magic of hell, in ways ranging from kinky to karmic to fatal. The only cost is a simple signature, and the terms of their contracts are too good to be true!
Dreamscape Watcher: A curious denizen of the dream world. Mental manipulation often prevents victims from calling out for a savior, but when someone's mind is being altered unwillingly, the remaining embers of their original identity may cry out for help. The Watcher hears that cry. It pulls your mind into the dreamscape, where it observes and experiments on your psyche for a week or two. Meanwhile the Watcher pilots your body, getting it to safety and keeping it alive with psychic powers. When the Watcher is satisfied, it puts your mind back together in its original state and sends it back into your body.
Lordly Dragon: A powerful shapeshifting dragon that owns various human mansions and dragon lairs across the world, all of which need maintenance. They've learned to sense those of an obedient nature, and they rescue them in return for a month of service as a maid for a mansion or a kobold for a lair. You may also be a kobold in a maid outfit. Your Lord doesn't judge.
The Wild Pack: Most saviors sense acute distress, from a moment intense pain or fear or disgust. The Wild Pack senses the dull, drawn-out distress of a miserable day to day life, and the longing to escape from it. The pack of animals and monsters and werewolves steal you away into the wilderness, shifting your form and banishing your inhibitions. The price they demand is that you run and hunt and howl with the pack until after the next full moon, though many choose to stay long after that.
Angels: A group of saviors that are rarely seen, angels are the souls of those who suffered great torment during the last dark age of the world. They are drawn to only the most intense distress, those in true peril and misery, and they act regardless of whether they are called. Their robes shelter you from all harm, their tears numb your pain and heal your body, their voices comfort your heart and cleanse your soul, and their wings carry you to safety past any obstacles. They ask for nothing in return, seeking only a world where no one suffers a fate as cruel and unjust as theirs.
Thanks for reading! Tag or comment which savior you'd most like to be rescued by!
#original#ideas#the savior i'd most like to be rescued by is the petting zoo because i'm predictable like that. comfy lazy affection :)#i got a bit into worldbuilding in the angels section#i often think about actually making a setting and like. actually getting attached to it#i don't get attached to my ideas very often#i get really into them while i'm writing them and then i finish them and write like. one story with them. then i don't care anymore#it kinda sucks#the only exceptions were team playmates and team rose#i wrote a whole story for each of them and so they stuck in my brain for a lot longer#that lasted a good long while but now i'm kinda done with them#i want that again. i want some oc(s) or something that i'm obsessed with and daydream about all the time#but it turns out that love takes work#i put in the work for team playmates and team rose. over 35k words of work for each. and it paid off. i was obsessed with them#i don't know if i'll ever do that again
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#okay not to be thinking about hetalia. Again#(but dec 20 is hetalia day For Me. and i just got that comment)#but god i really did go off with wdww#there's many. (MANY) instances of bits where characters are having a Feeling™ that i could write much better now#which is frustrating to see#but like. all things considered. not bad college me. not bad#i remember when i was going insane in germany i paid to have an editor look at the story#and they described the characters as having 'juvenile' emotions#and like that was harsh and it sure didnt make me feel good#but good god they were right#like i did a good job in the latest one shot i did for the zine. THAT is how the character's attraction shouldve been written#but instead i over use the word 'feels' and 'weird' and i just have to live with that#i learned a lot from writing these fics and ive learned a lot post them because of my critique group and professional editors#i wish i could magically apply that to them but alas. i will need to live with it#and resist telling people complementing them 'thanks but i like. i write so much better now!!!!!!'#anyway now im rambling.#miscellaneous#tldr; frustrated that i didn't really let the characters use words like fucking 'arousal' and 'attraction'#let's also blame this on me being asexual and having to figure out how to write about a feeling i dont have through trial and error but
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this is so fucking exhausting lmao
#im in a car with my uncle and shitty cousin and DEAR GOD i shouldve just paid the 8 usd bus ticket#i wanted to visit my parents for mothers day and silly me i decided to tag along#we got out of the house at 4 and its 6 pm and we havent EVEN LEFT. THE CITY!!!#ive been listening to my shitty cousin while she is a disrespectful little b word to everyone and god i will throttle this child#will try my best to not let this brat ruin mothers day
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the word praxis: *exists*
me, a dweeb and a moron: IS THAT AN ALICE ISNT DEAD REFERENCE 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯⚡️⚡️⚡️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
#alice isn’t dead#alice isn’t dead podcast#podcast#encountered the word praxis in an assigned reading for school and wrote this in my notes#reread the notes recently n was like “oh tumblrs gotta hear this”#I try to make my Alice isn’t dead memes as 2010s as possible to make up for the fact that it got paid dust when it came out#twillertalks#remembered to put my own tags on my own post! I’m rly moving up in the world!
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okay i actually might drop out of school to become a plane mechanic im being for realzies this time
#i was looking at my old insta stories an saw like abt a year ago when i was like "got the itch to become an animator again#“but changed my mind after looking at indeed bcz i dont wanna have to get a bachelors just to get paid less than i would at in n out”#an i realized thats LITERALLY what im doing but the major i chose is even more boring#i hated taking art classes in highschool an seeing ppl talk abt animation jobs like “it sucks but at least im working on cartoons !”#kind of turned me off of it cuz my obsession w cartoons fades sometimes as i get obsessed w something else#but if im gonna spend two years purusing something im not necessarily gonna stay passionate abt#it might as well be something that pays good#I DONT KNOWW THOUGHH my english classes are like. absurdly easy which kinda makes me feel like i might as well just finish my degree#i have hit the tag limit 👍#charlie words#vent
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THE AKUDAMA DRIVE STAGE PLAY IS NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!
#akudama drive#rave ramblees#I included every file as well as photos of everything included#unfortunately the booklet was on shiny paper so perfect photos could not be achieved#getting auto generated subtitles didn't work so we're all just gonna have to learn japanese and cry about it#I wish i had access to lofter to go share this around the chinese community#I'm working on finding a site I can upload a torrent to lest my link get copyright striked#nyaasi unfortunately closed guest uploads and registrations so i'm trying for 1337x#yk i've been working on this since yesterday and like#i haven't actually WATCHED any of it yet#yall get to see it before i do because i have to go work soon#side note but while it was hard to find exact numbers online on the length of the play#i got numbers around 90 minutes#THIS IS NEARLY 3 AND A HALF HOURS LONG W H A T#and there seems to be two different showings recorded#there's also like 3 backstage interviews which are...absolutely worthless without subs#this play better be good even if i don't understand a single word of it#i paid so much for this T_T#everyone better spread this link around so the 10 people in the fandom can enjoy it#also worship and appreciate me please i worked so hard to get this 🥺#maybe also send me $200 too <3
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hey, regular reminder that if you get someone in your inbox (that you have never interacted with before/has never been following you) asking you to reblog a post on their blog (sob story asking for donations, usually about a pet to make it extra guilt-trippy) and they specifically ask you to answer this ask privately (for a vague and weak reason, why wouldn't they want more eyes on this post?) and then you go to their blog and their account is days old at most (and they're even claiming they have an old account that got shadowbanned ((?? being "shadowbanned" on tumblr does not mean you can't still post from that account?)) but never mention the url of that old blog) and all their reblogs are straight from the op and not from anyone they might be following who reblogged the post first (indicating they just quickly searched a semi-popular fandom tag to reblog some innocuous fanart to make the blog seem lived in)-
this is probably a scam :/ keep your eye out for odd details, inconsistency, and a glaring lack of credibility. stay safe out there everypony.
#ugh#yucky#bad taste in my mouth#this specific format of ask has also just been previously proven to be a scam tactic#so anybody trying to use it legitimately to fundraise is begging not to be taken seriously srry#they've clearly been in other peoples' inboxes with the same guilt-trippy copypasta#bc the ~200 notes they got are filled with ppl saying they cant donate rn but will signal boost it#ughhh#i'm rereading the exact wording of this post and getting so mad it doesn't make any sense#one of the pictures included is a vet invoice but they say they haven't gone to the vet yet but also the cat is pictured in a cone already#it does not make sense#said vet is also “the only one in the area that will take donations over the phone” but “needs to be paid upfront”#so. you cant have taken the cat to the vet yet. bc you dont have the money. which you are asking to be donated directly to ur paypal#thats not over the phone. thats. what?#MAYBE they mean an online payment but like.#then why do u have an invoice and the cat is clearly bandaged and in a cone already!!#then they also say the cat is already on antibiotics and only has days left if they dont get further treatment#and then a paragraph later claim the cat needs antibiotics!#im SO tempted to email this vet#i wont#im gonna put this to bed now
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Writing fic at work because the vibes are off and no one else seems to be doing their jobs today
#if I got paid what I’m supposed to id feel bad for committing time clock fraud at a nonprofit#but since I’m not I’ll keep fucking around on the clock#we have an event this weekend and so half the staff are stressed getting ready and I’m#just chilling in my office cus I’m not doing involved with it#wrote over 1000 words so far
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almost 2 hours into new hbomberguy video and ive started to get distracted by his chest hair
#2 hours into plagiarism and chill#do people still say x and chill#they cant be saying netflix still...#anyway. would i fuck hbomberguy. well-#i dont know cause i didnt cite my sources in school all that well.#i feel like even tho they say they discourage plagiarism in school they kind of dont#cause how many essays did you turn in where you just moved some words around and said essentially the same shit you researched#and theyd be like yep ok. as long as you had your bibli freakin ography#i kind of fucking hated doing research for school but i feel like its because of my procrastinature#(procrastinators nature)#and never getting many topics i gave a fuck about and then even when i got to pick i kind of phoned it in#its funny how many youtubers are essentially just bullshitting their history essays and getting paid big bucks to do it
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