#Idk Ethan's last name lmao

[maurmondz38]

This yo jocks 💀🙏⁉️ (Pt.2)

[zombvic]

TINDER IRL PART one (harry lewis x reader)

summary : in which y/n gets invited to the sidemen tinder irl (usa edition) and meets a certain brit and their instant friendship slowly progresses into something bigger

face claim : no one right now (kendall jenner later)

notes : reader is like a 2019 ICON like disstracks against the paul brothers, ricegum etc.. now STILL doing youtube but on a much more lowkey basis. also im sorry but i had to add that the reader is an f1 fan IM SORRY (im locked in as an f1 girlie) 😵 yall im not american or even close to a native english speaker (#slavicstruggles) but i tried making the readeramerican cause i tried to do the american la gf x british bloke bf xx god bless 'merica RAAAAAH. also i used lines from like all the videos and made my own cause the lines from this video were insane.. last also, don't be a ghost reader 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

pairings : harry lewis x reader , sidemen x platonic!reader , all the other youtuber in the videos x platonic!reader

warnings : drugs (ketamine joke)

You got invited to the SIDEMEN Tinder In Real Life youtube video. You are acutely aware to what the Sidemen are and you've seen their videos before. Now to be fair, the genres between your channel and their channels were pretty different. The Sidemen were known for football challenges, those 100$ vs 100,000$ challenges and other things with a similar vibe. You on the other hand, you did vlogs, lifestyle hack and tips, in your time you've achieved some disstracks and occasionally broke down some formula 1 grand prix weekend.

The moment you saw the instagram dm from the Sidemen official account you weren't sure how to react. Should you be excited? scared? worried? yeah.. all. It was the Sidemen, Logan Paul, Mike and George (idk who Mike and George but who cares).

Eventually you accepted the offer and waited till the day you had to be "picked up" by kinda random men for 5 minutes straight. The day came, you got dressed for the video shoot, they made you wait with the other girls until they called your name and then you walked in.

"Hi, I'm (your name). I'm 24 and i'm from Newark, New Jersey" (go devs go) You've practiced that line like 50 times before you left, not because you wanted to come out of this video with a new man but because you didn't want to embarrass yourself lmao.

"Hi, I'm Vikk. I'm 26 and are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten i see"

"Would've been funny if i hadn't just said im from New Jersey dude, no sorry"

"Hello, I'm Logan-"

"No. Complicated history" you said as you swiped left.

"One chance please"

"Alright, BUT u gotta watch it tho"

"Okay. SO. If i were a pizza delivery guy, i'd be giving YOU the tip"

"Ew no sorry lmfao.. that was weak as fuck"

"Alright wow, Hello, I'm Tobi. I'm 31 and they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?"

"Sure go on.. yes. I love that"

Hello, My name is Ethan and let only latex stand between our love.

"Yeah thats funny.. alright, go on"

"Yo, I'm KSI. I'm 30 and you know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Well.. Not in my case."

"Lmao, yes go on"

“Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 37 and girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.”

"Jesus Christ. No, get out"

"Hi, My name is Simon and.. Simon says you want to swipe right"

"Lmao. I love that, Yes"

"Sup, I'm George and I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex"

"Jeeesus, that’s crazy bro... no"

"Hello, My name is Josh and I find your lack of nudity disturbing"

"No, I'm so sorry" (guys i love freya sm i couldnt do this)

"Uhm, Hello. I'm Harry. I'm 26 years old and what do ketamine and your underpants have in common?"

"I don't know" you said looking at the blonde-ish man confused.

"I'd like to sniff them both."

The whole room fell into a laughter, you included. "Yes"

"BUT I GET A NO?" Logan exclaims. "What a scam"

WHY DID YOU SAY NO?

(NO : Logan, Josh, Mike, Vikk and George)

"For Logan i think we left this in 2019 and rightfully so. For Josh i dont really know tbh, i just thought his line couldve been better. Mike, i think you know why i said no. Vikk.. Im gonna be honest i dont even remember what youve said but im sure i had my reasons and George, you couldve been waaaaaay smoother mate.. tough luck"

YALL. this is part one because i cant be arsed and put it all right here right now 😁😁😁

[ad7red]

heyyyy so basically i have an idea but idk if you write for Spiderman!Ethan Landry so if you don’t you can ignore this. butttt if you do i was wondering if you could do something like where the reader dates Ethan and one night she’s like walking back from somewhere and like something happens like she gets attacked or like someone steals something of her or like some weirdo starts flirting with her. But then Spiderman comes and saves the day :)) And then when he does he shows his face and the reader is like You’re spiderman? and He’s like yeah and She’s just kinda like wth and a bit confused cos she wouldn’t except it

Sorry it’s long btw it’s just a idea i’ve had for a while 😫

please and thank you 🙏 💕💕

AN ; it's ok! i love long reqs they give me more to go off of lmao

WARNING ; almost sa (nothing vivid at all!!), asshole-ification of frankie, that’s all i think?

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The music was blasting in your ears, there were too many people, you felt hot. You’ve had around 4 cups and they weren't making you feel any better. You needed to get out of this party asap, but you could barely make out the exit with the mob of people surrounding you. And as if the night couldn’t get any worse some dude named Frankie kept trying to hit on you, even after telling him numerous times that you had a boyfriend whom you were very content with. He eventually walked away to get a drink and you took your shot to escape the dense man.

After a bit of walking, you found the glowing neon ‘EXIT’ sign right ahead. You let out a relieved sigh before seeing that annoying familiar face. The think-witted boy couldn't take a hint for the life of him. You quickly ran to the exit in hopes he wouldn't follow you there as well. You hoped wrong.

“Will you just leave me alone? I told you already I have a boyfriend!” Before you got the chance to run off again he grabbed you by the arm firmly, which was sure to bruise up later. “What type of boyfriend doesn't come to a party with their girlfriend? You don't deserve whoever that asshole is.” You were stunned, how was he talking about Ethan as if he knew him personally? He didn't even know his name was Ethan!

“My boyfriend is not at this party because he's busy! But if I asked him I'm sure he would've agreed. And for the record, he's not an asshole. If anyone is, it would be you.” You said as trying to yank your hand away, only causing his grip to become stronger. “I’d be careful with your choice of words princess.” His free hand had started to creep up your thigh, slowly but surely. However before he could get any further a shadow flew apon the both of you. Before you could make out what, who, it was you quickly felt someone’s arms wrap around your neck. And it certainly wasn't Frankie’s, since his we're still wrapped around your thigh. However, that didn't last long as soon as you both realized who it was. Your local spiderman.

Frankie cocked an eyebrow, confused about why he was there, “What’s up with you? Aren’t you supposed to be where there’s a crime?”. Spiderman dramatically pulled his hand to his heart as if he had been shot, “What? I can’t hang out with my girlfriend?” He slightly tilted his head, giving you the signal to act along. Now, you were reluctant to play along, on one hand, you were dying to get away from Frankie, on the other hand, you did have a boyfriend. And it wasn’t Spiderman.

“He’s your boyfriend?” Frankie asked while taking a step back. You slowly nodded your head. “Now, are you going to back the hell off and leave her alone, or will I have to use my super cool and awesome spider powers?” He had said it in a goofy tone and very lightly, but you knew it was true. Spiderman cracked his knuckles, and while you shouldn’t have been laughing at a time like this, but the alcohol had completely taken over when a giggle just snuck past your lips.

After the threat, Frankie didn’t hesitate to walk back into the party, but not without muttering a few “stupid Spiderman” “fucking cockblocker” and some “assholes.” on his way in. As soon as he walked in Spiderman’s whole goofy manner had disappeared. He thought for a minute, about how he was gonna word whatever he was about to say. “He didn't-” He paused, anger laced throughout his voice. “He didn't touch you, right?” You noticed his fist had been clenched. You quickly shook your head “No! No! Just the thigh thing..” You watched closely as his first unclenched a bit, regardless still in a loose fist. There was an awkward silence after that, tension so thick it could’ve been cut with a knife.

“Did you drink anything?” He had asked, and even though it was quite obvious you were a tad bit tipsy you still nodded your head no. This caused a chuckle out of him, and if you weren’t mistaken it sounded just like Ethan’s but before you could ponder too long about it, the cold breeze of the night cleared any thoughts in your head.

“Can I walk you home? Just in case the freak comes back?” You shrugged while nodding your head. The both of you started walking in the chilly city before you realized you never properly thanked the hero. “Thanks, by the way. For, you know,” you responded while twiddling your thumbs idly. “No problem! I'm just happy was there!” His goofy tone had quickly returned as if it never left. Soon you two found conversations easily, switching whenever your attention span left the topic. You started to really see the similarities between him and Ethan the more you talked with the masked vigilante.

“You know, you really remind me of my boyfriend Ethan.” You paused recognizing what you said might’ve not come out the way you wanted it to. “Not in a weird way!” He laughed, Ethan couldn't help but poke some fun. “Really? Tell me about him” You didn't waver to start rambling about all the things you liked about Ethan.

“Oh, Oh! And he has the cutest curly hair I've ever seen!” you were fuming with excitement, even though you were only talking about him you could feel a smile growing on your face. “I have curly hair too,” you pushed aside his comment. “Yeah, but his is probably cuter. Definitely cuter actually. No offense.” And though you couldn't see it Ethan had a smile growing on his as well. “You sure it's cuter? You haven't even seen mine.” You quickly responded to his snarky comment. “Don't need to! He blows everyone else out of the competition!”. You both started to laugh before you realized you were already at your dorm.

“Oh, this is one’s mine! Thanks again.” and you were very thankful for the superhero coming to your aid, and providing some entertainment on the way here. He waved off your words replying “Again, it was no problem,” He stood there for about 30 seconds seemingly debating about something in his head.

He rearranged his feet while speaking, “Do you wanna know something’s about my girlfriend?”. “What?” you quickly replied accidentally sounding meaner than you had intended. His feet came to a stop, but only to move his hand behind his neck. “I mean, you told me all about yours, it’s only fair if I tell you about mine.” His tone had completely changed, nervousness evident in his voice. “Sure?” you replied, unsure of where he was taking this.

He went on to name her features, yet they were suspiciously similar to yours. Connecting the dots you thought out loud, “Wait..” And before you could even finish your thought Spiderman pulled his mask off. You took a step back, your lips slightly parted. “Ethan?”. He played with the mask in his hands before responding “Heya,”

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okay I ended this horribly but i had no idea how to pull it all together lmao ALSO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO POST

[50044w44s]

E T H A N

hey quick question, does ethan have a last name? LMAO JFJAJDJAJD i don't think so, but what am i supposed to do? just make one up? idk. anyway happy 20th chapter, ethan is our sex symbol.

for anyone who didn't read the endnotes you have to know that I don't think I'll make it for next update cause I'm going on a long trip, just know I haven't abandoned you lmao

fic: Underground Affluence on ao3

[kavalyera]

hiii evren :3 hru??

the weather in wales is shit and i hate it </3 (keeps going from 3 degrees to like 17 ashfaksjfa)

anyways! i was looking through your oc blogs and ajsgfjkasfa i love both Belladonna nad Hearst. so uhh opportunity to talk about them?

idk i dont really have any questions about them but i'd love to hear more about them👀

WAOGHHHH CHANCE TO YAP!!!

Both Bel and Hearst were originally SCP OCs cause I hyperfixated HARD on SCP back then (longest hyperfixation which lasted around maybe 5 years?? I forgor)

Anyways Belladonna (any pronouns) is an assassin who uses poison to kill people with ^_^ she doesn’t like having to use it’s fist to fight or guns because he’d rather have it quick or agonizingly painful based on what their feeling!!!! He’s a nerd when it comes to poison and chemistry and they’re really goth bc i love goth music and i love goths🫶

it’s last name is Belladonna from the toxic plant belladonna atropa (i think that’s the spelling) and the last name is the last name of a serial killer who used poison to kill :)))) she has some tattoos but i havent really drawn them yet</3 but she has a spider tattoo on her upper right back because AUGHHH I LOVE BUG TATTOOSSS (planning to get a centipede or moth one hehehehehe)

here’s his playlist if u want :3

hearst on the other hand is probably my most fav oc he’s been with me the longest!!! he’s basically me pre-transition LMAO introverted + mean + depressed he has a daughter named Adrianne mostly called Ria. i was a really big fan of familial relationships and i still am because they explore a much more complex sort of relationship than just the ordinary romance or friendship yk?? ria is basically the reason hearst is healing from his traumas and stuff because he wants to be better for her he doesn’t want her to have the same childhood as him

his voice claim is ethan winters and hearst is literally based off of the blond male silent horror protagonist hehehehe i’ve put him in several horror game aus and everytime a horror game has an option to have a name i just put his name ‘archer’ for no reason other than because i find it funny seeing him in silly situations

also he’s very much my favorite oc out of maybe the hundreds i’ve created/j and also his motifs are lighthouses and seas because i grew attached to the lighthouse movie with william dafoe and i REALLY loved lighthouses and i still do i think in every fandom i’ve used lighthouses in someway in fanfiction or artwork. i associate hearst with the sea and his daughter’s name means “the sea” and he has an anchor necklace too!! ^_^ & also a shell tattoo because i luv the ocean i yearn for the ocean. he’s associated with lighthouses due to isolation + they’re rad as all hell and if hearst could live as a lighthouse keeper he WOULD!!! unfortunately he is an armsdealer constantly dealing with the tarasov family’s bullshit😔 and he’s associated with the sea/ocean because of the fact it can be cold and unwelcoming but also warm and loving

hearst is literally my most fav oc when i had to write like a rlly long poem for a grade i wrote about him idk if i can translate it into english but yeah i’ll try😭

anyways i hope wales stops with it’s horrible weather because bestie what is HAPPENING😭????? uk things idk😭

[boyenthusiast]

okay master post of all the Guys in my life that i post about kinda often. both cause it can be confusing and also i like talking about these guys

vinyl guy- his real name is matthew and we met through a post i put on my college's snapchat story about how im selling my vinyl collection. he's from my hometown (went to my rival high school!) and he's buying two of my beatles vinyls on saturday morning and when i researched the history of these albums and my specific vinyls, i told him about it and he seemed excited :)

micro econ guy- he's also in my science and critical thinking class, but i didn't realize until later cause they're both huge classes. his real name is pierce and he's tall with the like middle part longish hair that's popular now. he has nails painted light blue and he sits next to me in micro econ but across the room in science and critical thinking. painted nails on a guy who's a business major is like. unheard of. and thats why i first noticed him. i do not know how to talk to him lmao.

ive referred to him as "brba j guy" cause there used to be two breaking bad guys but the other one is just kinda meh to me actually- the first breaking bad guy, k guy, is named kaden, and j guy is named john. he went to my high school and we had english class together senior year (thats when i first met him) and also last semester (we go to the same college). he plays keyboard in a band and has good tastes in music and fashion. he also has cool longish hair and always has v cool outfits.

sam- he's not really a Guy, he's my most recent ex. i'm over him but there are aspects of our relationship that still affect me and he's the reason behind like 11 of the poems i wrote in late november if that gives you any idea. a few days ago i sent him a "i dont think i want to be friends again or even talk with you because of these reasons" text but he has yet to read or respond to it (i know because snapchat has read receipts). i dont really have negative feelings toward him, but i just dont want him in my life anymore because personal and complicated reasons

ethan- again, not really a Guy, but they're my second-to-last ex and the partner i was with the longest (2 1/2 years). they broke up with me the last week of august and both the breakup and relationship obviously affected me a whole lot. while i have no negative feelings toward them, i havent talked to them since early october and we dont want to be in each other's lives.

matthew, pierce, and john are all maybe potential crushes?? idk i'd have to hang out with them one-on-one before i can tell for sure. however, idk how i'd get with any of them. matthew has a girlfriend, i dont know if pierce is gay (but he has painted nails 👀), and john is pan but i'm not sure if i like him just yet. like 95% of my journal (that i started in late december) has been about these guys. also i've referred to them as ___ guy in the past because i didn't know id post about them as much as i have also to protect their privacy, but tbh you cant tell much from a first name so

[maliciousmalfeasance]

If I typed a live review of my spotify discover would you read it? Too late- (Indie-rock/pop, punk, ???, mid-west emo, math-rock,etc Be warned I am a hater about some petty shit lmao)

Carousel- CJ the X 

This song is beautifully produced, the melody of “everything will be alright” sounding just slightly off kilter and perfectly fits the teetering vibes of the song. I love the carnival vibe- lyrics flow so effortlessly. The RUNS BRO. Really perfect window into a probably fucked up breakdown. Hope things got better CJ <3 “I don’t blame anybody but me/ You’re too kind, I am a disease!” oof.

A big brown dog named bagel- Nep

“I kind of wanted to bite-” I love the incorporation of bossa grooves into this indie rock, gay as hell love song. “I feel like we’re gonna marry way too quickly” This feeling. Really cute. Vocals are so sweet- you just kind of want to scoop the vocalist up and hug her. 

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN - QUEEF JERKY, ethan is online

The best of the worst or the worst of the best? The beat switch up had me actually grooving- good shit. "Go to the zoo and see some fish."

Spirit Week- happy trendy

So cozy, comfy, fuzzy. Whenever I hear fuzzy vocals it feels like my ears are being hugged idk why. Sad but in a kind of melancholy optimist way? If that makes sense. Chords got a little tired by the end but I forgive all sins for fuzzzzzzzz

Glow- Alice Phoebe lou 

Aussie vocals perhaps? "When you were dreaming, I looked in. I saw everything." What a sweet, dizzy tune. Sounds like getting drunk in a carpeted room that looks like it’s from the 70s. “I’m a lover, just never knew how” Relatable. Vocalist has this really nice vibrato that reminds me of judy garland or ella fitzgerald, such a nice warm tone. Lots of hug songs in here. I’m a lover of this one. C:

Wasteland- wooded fang

Surf rock type of vibe? Feels like something I’d listen to as the sun sets on a long car trip- about to have a delirious few hours outside of time. I cannot fathom my man’s lyrics but he’s got such a relaxed delivery it’s real fun. Good vibe. "dododododododododo"

Feelin down- primrose

Drum good. Fr the production/recording on these drums is so nice. I feel like im sitting in the drummers lap but in a comfy way- like the rest of the song is absolutely great also but man.. I appreciate the work that went into getting these drums so nice. Also love the moments where the band stops. Love a stop. Satisfying. Ngl the vocals are nice but I wish he’d put a lil more OOmf in it y’know? Just like SEND IT.

 I Fade Away- Tulips Ballad, M.E, CAT DAD

The high vocals really made this for me, just came in and I was like aaah yeah. Then together?? Lovely. Such nice harmonies. Only wish there was a little less repetition but Idk that might just be me listening too hard rn lmao. I like the more subtle production bits but like, the main guitar loop doesn’t have much movement and it left me a lil like… what if you did more? Bass good. I like the piano but what if.. different chord?

Grade A- Spill Tab, JAWNY

I… might be getting fatigued from listening to all this stuff but these chords at the end feel like the same as the last song bro I’m a lil disappointed. It’s just so quick and so… clean? In a bad way? Lmao I think it feels overproduced to me. So many production decisions that don’t feel like they serve the song and only a couple that really feel earned. (cheated and gave it a second listen because I felt kind of bad about having mostly negative comments. Both the vocalists are great and the quality of production is real nice, I just think the producer needed to pull back a bit and let the vocalists do their thing, y'know?)

Only At Your Convenience- Graham Kartna

Big Jack Stauber energy.. Perhaps… too much Jack Stauber energy? I can’t tell if this was a deliberate attempt to emulate the style as an experiment or not. The drowned chords, the vocals that jump down suddenly, all the little cartoon samples. OK I had a look and he’s def got a voice and a sound this song just happens to REALLY sound like it’s going for a Jack Stauber vibe, most of his other stuff is similarly drowned and sample heavy but like… distinct enough that I wouldn’t think to associate the two- it’s literally just this song so he is forgiven in my eyes. Peace and love on planet earth. Honestly I’d forgive him emulating Jack really hard too I mean fuck it man do what satisfies ya. (gave this a second listen and idk why I thought it was so close actually this is good and fine.)

easy - waveform*

Oh! I’ve def heard this one before, love the big warm acoustic guitar+sad vocal. Gay and cute. “I’m on the stairs in a beautiful gown, and you look so stupid your teeth on the ground.” Love the imagery in these lyrics. 

Diane- Dad feels, Yelle 

Holy fuck I hate this man. I haven’t listened to the song yet I’m just like- before I make any comment you have to know I’m severely biased against him lmao He sucks he makes me incredibly uncomfortable to watch. ANYWAY presses play hm. Ok. wow. BAD. First song of his I’ve ever listened to and holy fuck. Worse than I thought. Nothing to like about this. It's so low effort. I’m just trying desperately to tune this trash out while I wait for the next song. Holy fuck. OH THANK GOD

Kill your radio- Heartsrevolution

Cute! Feels like something that would play in a scene while a stereotypical girly character beats the shit out of someone. Is that insane? Idk man. maybe I’m just thinking about violence because of dad. It’s fuzzy. The guitars and vocals got that sweet high fuzz on them. This toes the line for me of being like slightly over produced also but I think it’s just my taste. 

Becky- Be Your Own Pet

I’ve heard this one too! It’s just such an edgy teenage hatred song. Just real petty and fun to yell along to. Love the story and the little moments where the band all yells BECKY AAAAA. Good shit. 

Dark matter- Little Big League 

Oh such a sweet sleepy vocal with nostalgic guitars. Love the way the main vocal kind of leans around the notes, feels so effortless. The slight edge in the tone is used so sparingly but so well, such a cool voice. Oh man!! Sorry band you’re great too I just love these vocals!!! I want more growls but I’m feral for growls- the way that tone is used so sparingly to great effect is lovely. 

Better Go- Mel blum 

Familiar with this one too. Just a really catchy, chill tune. Love the stops and little rhythm guitar moments. “Guess I ain’t using my body anyway.” Yeah. Solid tune fr. Love the floaty vibe of the vocals.

Random Firl -Late Of The Pier

Glanced at the band bio and apparently the band formed when they were 16/17 which is cute. They haven’t released anything in a long while but I wanna believe they’re all still friends. Feels like a song I’d have played on repeat in 2015 when I was in a Smallpools phase. The vocal harmonies are very sweet, such a nice wall of sound. Left me wanting more!! AA

You Make me smile- Mamalarky

This squishy bass is fun. Another soft, floaty voice- I guess Spotify is recommending all of these because I listened to so much Stella Donnelly last year. Really like the structure of this song, the way that the synths swell and fall again to make room for the guitar and piano… Just really cool vibes. Love that blending of synth and ‘real’ instrument. Yeah. Just kind of vibing here. Adding this one to my likes for sure. I feel like what sets this apart from some of the others is that the instrumentation is interesting and thick without drowning or outshining the vocals which is hard as heck to do right!!

IDC- carpetgarden 

First few lines are like. Damn. Yeah. Lyrics are heavy but in a fuck this kind of way. Their vocals are so sweet and yet kind of bored sounding? Genuinely really like the vibes. There’s a great energy to the guitars that makes you wanna dance around, real sad but happy at the same time. Kind of song I’d listen to while on the way somewhere to get myself in a good mood lmao. “Worms in my brain and my eyes are full of daisies, My body’s melting and it feels a-fuckin’-mazing” 

Wicca Kids- Pacific Purgatory

This song is underwater! Pull it out!! AAA! Fr tho it’s so muffled it feels like I’m listening through a wall. Kind of a vibe? I do kind of want it a little less muddy tho. I really like the vocals- feels like they’re hiding I wanna drag them out to the front of the mix. This is prob intentional. It is nice, I’m just making grabby hands at all the high frequencies rn. Baby come back. 

Vampire- Lupin

The shades in that title and song name. Chefs kiss. These vocals are great, confident and straight shooting. They cut through really well. Oh no wonder I like this, he’s the vocalist from hippo campus. Solid song. Not super my current taste but it’s definitely hitting every ball it’s trying to hit… if you get me. Knows what it’s about. 

You’re Terrific - LoudFoxCult 

I love the way the two vocals play off each other. This came out in 2018, real cute highschool indie rock vibe and yet- like way better than you’d expect from a highschool indie band so like.. Yeah. Terrific, even.

Scott Pilgrim- Plumtree

Omg I love Plumtree. Punk girls from the 90s kickin ass. I love this band. This is a great song, I like In The Sink better tho. The main lick is super catchy though I can see why this is their most listened to.  “I’ve liked you for a thousand years” Repeated over and over and over because yeah dude I’ve liked you FOREVER. 

WasteUrTime- Kevin Walkman

Bassline hits. Licking my fingers baby this shit tastes GOOOOOD am I going insane? Idk man this song just has a really satisfying groove going, vocalist has a great laidback tone. Feels perfect for the vibe of the lyrics. Horny songs gotta have a goood bass line and y’know. This one did it. 

brittle (wake up)- Meltycannon

I know this band but can't place them. Really love the grunge/hiphop vibes??

When You Are Not Around- The Band Ice Cream

Breakup song if ever I heard one, “I like you more, when you are not around.” Angry and mean in a satisfying way, feels like a diary entry I wrote about an ex. Just like- raw and unfair amounts of bitterness, you know? Kind of shit you’d never actually say. Well idk maybe you would. I’m only mean in my diary tho. Mostly. Cough. “I don’t fucking care if it hurts you” 

How Could You Ever Think I Hated You?- Cloning

HAHA opposite vibes completely and holy shit a band from perth!!! The aussie accent feels so comfy to me in music mwa. Feels lik the accent is almost going american in parts- maybe that’s just the Perth accent tho idk any perthians. Jumpscared by the stop in the middle of the song lmao i was like NOO. Guitars are lovely, feels like a real lived-in sound. Love the vibe

Meet me in Montauk- Retirement Party

“Had a head so big it sank into the ground.” The noodles in the guitar always make my heart happy- very midwest emo. Just a very cozy angsty song. This is the type of music that turns my brain to like nostalgic goo. “I’m not sure if i don’t believe in a God or if he doesn’t believe in me” - something my 11 year old self would cry about fr. I love how raw and unornamented the vocals are- it’s a mark of the genre for sure but it just makes the lyrics hit even harder. 

I Dropped Out- And The Kids

Feels like I’ve heard this one a thousand times and yet it’s not in my likes. The vocals are swimmin' in reverb and they’re just- asufghdsuigifih I Love The Dreamy-ness. The “I went to graduation" line coming back with altered timing/tone always hits so good idk it’s such a simple thing but with the force of the band crescendo behind it- it’s like. Fuck yeah, you did!

Been thinking- Fishing In japan

SO laid back, these lyrics flow so naturally- the vocals sound half asleep in the best way. Solid band. Nothing really stands out to me more than the silly sleepy vocals which are a very good vibe, kind of wish the guitars were played a little less straight to emphasise the drag of the vocals. It’d be different song. Better? Maybe? But this song is nice too. 

And that’s all wowweeeee

[castle-dominion]

4x21 I think, headhunters, this is the one where not-jayne-cobb comes in as detective slaughter, right? Maybe? Maybe not idk. I'm just remembering gang stuff. I def want to clip that one.

nice tat. good cross. fake yell lol

Playing with a doll & figurine? CASTLE That's actually a good idea lmao it is the severed head one Ethan Slaughter: Get that camera out of my face before I put a bullet in it! So valid bestie RC: Oh-ho, Mother, forget severed heads, I want to meet that guy. "I ain't getting any"

Castle NOT just here to see her She feels so betrayed. She called herself a one writer girl when alex conrad your protege was here now you're muse-cheating!?

Medical Examiner: Not if you were the last man on earth. ES, showing off his gun: Don't think I'm not up to the challenge. ((He's going to kill the entire world lol)) lol lead poisoning. Also, nice how we get to see a different ME than perlmutter & parish today. ES: .32s, I'm guessing. BRUH yk when I first saw them in the bag I thought they were masks bc they looked golden RC: formaldehyde with a soupçon of decay the one-two At least she shook his head trying to help castle out. Just takes the coat lmao I like how he goes out one door & comes through the other in that roundy-round Sharing favours lmao

RC: That was awesome. Beckett ever drives on the sidewalk. ES: If you're gonna hang with me, we're gonna lay out some ground rules. Rule number one, do not use the word "awesome." You're a grown man. ES: Rule number two, stay outta my way. Like that song my dad wrote. rule #1, you do what I say, rule #2 you can disobey any rules once you can beat me in a fight. Eventually they end up fighting when the dad is old but the old man hits him with his cane so the boy never gets to disobey his dad's rules.

RC: This is the hardest part of the job - breaking the news to the family. So, what's your style? Terse yet compassionate? Sensitive but strong? ES: Brian! Glitch is in the morgue. Someone pumped three rounds into him.

Gang crimes guy is so not homicide guy. I like seeing this kind of episode.

RC: Where do you think he's going? ES: I don't know. That's why we're following him. He's right lol "outstanding" *Ethan writes on a notepad while he's on the phone and driving*

RC: Why wait when I can have my team run them right now? [Castle dials his cell.] ES: You got a team? [Castle gives Slaughter a look that says, "Oh yeah, I got a team."] JE, for some reason wearing a nice suit: (answers cell) Hello? RC: (on cell) I am texting you three names, all recently deceased. I need you to run 'em for me. JE: (on cell) Beckett's not working a case right now. RC: (on cell) No, I'm "running and gunning" with Slaughter from Gangs. [Castle looks at Slaughter, trying to show off just how cool and important he is.] JE: (on cell) Then have him run the names. I don't work for you. [Castle fakes a laugh.] RC: (on cell) Ah, Esposito, you are too funny. JE: (on cell) He's there, isn't he? RC: (on cell) Uh-huh. JE, keeping castle's secret but taking advantage of the situation: (on cell) All right. ((also they have a chess game in the precinct break room rn)) JE, opening a canned drink: If you want me to make you look good, it's gonna cost. Front-row Knicks tickets. [Castle is stunned for a moment, then gives in grudgingly.] RC: (on cell) Sounds good. JE: (on cell) Oh, and, uh, by the way, your boy Slaughter-, he's got quite a reputation in Gangs. ((Where was esposito before homicide?)) His nickname is "The Widowmaker." His last three partners were all killed in the line of duty. [Castle is a little freaked out as he hangs up the phone.] ES: All good? RC: Yeah. Love the riff there btw

"trolling" for info RC: Uh no thanks ES, drinking on the job: *eyes emoji* RC: Ok sure

Beckett IS hot but uh,, He doesn't have a license to carry Ah rule number 3 ES: You got a skirt that says "writer" on it, too? Girl COUNT the ten seconds

lmao "npyd" instead of nypd. like pew dork nolice yepartment. Wow man's not good. Failing at this fight lmao. The two of them just watching the fight That was a good kick though "Attaboy" *falls* ok def clipping that fight scene

Ryan, abandoning his work for a sec to question beckett: Hey. What’s this I hear about Castle researching with another cop??? KB, walking away but ryan follows: Don’t you have some fives to fill out? KR, comforting himself or comforting beckett idk: I’m sure it’s just a phase. You know Castle. He’s probably caught up in the severed heads and the rush of the gangster squad-- & they walk into THIS precinct?? srs? (& btw I love castle's tissue hanging from his nose) btw ryan is pretty af & the MUSIC

ES: *checking out her butt* RC: Yeah, I can take care of myself, you just never give me a chance. She's right bud it is NOT your place "float" like "nomads" bruh???

Girl that feels hella illegal Castle you can play good cop yk. (I've named my fists too. Bowwie & Chat. My right hand is Bowwie, my fiddle bow hand & also David Bowwie, my left is Chat because I can ask "do you want to have a chat?" & it sounds like a convo but actually I can beat them up.) Finn Rourke, I know that name, we heard it a couple seasons ago. Brian is willing to go after the gang head if he hurts his boy. Interesting fact. Keep that for later.

Makes a fancy coffee RC: Ok looks like I'm adding a rule 4 to this list lol

Uniform: Esposito said you'd have something for him. *Castle looks at Esposito through the break room window. Espo mimes shooting a basketball. Slaughter's eyes narrow and Esposito waves the air like he's shooing away an insect*

ES: Yeah, that's the stupidest thing you said yet, and just dumb enough to seem smart to Glitch.

she's going to THERAPY over this I love it

KB: Yes. And he said, *in a silly voice* “Oh, everything is fine.” I MUST FILM THIS CLIP jackass not wiseass? Dr Burke: Is this other cop a woman? Ah so it has been seven months since she got shot, three months on disablility, four months back KB: So then, what do I do? Burke: What do you want to do?

ES: I tell you what I'd do, ES: I'd go all caveman on that partner of yours. Show her what time it is in Real-Man Land. ((srs?)) RC: Real-Man Land? ES: Mm-hmm. RC: Oh, is that what you were showing Laura when we were back at the morgue? ((Thanks castle)) ES: Just throw a little attention her way, make her happy. You know who I'm mackin' on ((what is this word?)) is this hot new redhead just started working there. ((EW)) RC: ES: (chuckle) That girl's barely street legal. *Slaughter chuckles* RC: >:( RC: A redhead? ES: Yeah. RC: About 5'5", blue eyes, intern? ES: Yeah. You know her? RC: That's my daughter. ES: Seriously? That girl's got an ass-- *Castle punches Slaughter. Slaughter sputters and falls back on the roof of his car while Castle dances a little, fists still raised.* HECK YEAH CASTLE, BEAT THE DICKENS OUT OF HIM

Reminds me of Badger but just bc of the hat. Love this guy lol, great style.

Castle chill you're just standing there HOLY CRAP OK CASTLE U R GOING TO GET INTO BIG TROUBLE HANGING AROUND A GUY WHO KILLED SOMEONE

[18:19, INT. PRECINCT, BREAK ROOM - DAY] [Castle watches Slaughter surreptitiously, a nervous expression on his face. Esposito walks up behind him, actually rly close & stands there for s sec. Probably looking at what castle is looking at, not trying to stand behind him creepily.] JE: What are you doing? [Castle jumps.] ((btw there is a photo of a pair of officers on the wall there which I think is a good touch in set design)) RC: Jeez! JE, looks him up & down & from slaughter to castle: You okay? RC: That guy is insane. JE: Yeah, I know. I tried to tell you. RC: No, he's insane. JE: Why? What'd he do? [Castle turns to look out the window and Slaughter is standing right there staring at him.] RC: Jesus! [Slaughter tilts his head for Castle to follow him. Castle turns around freaked out.] RC: I can't talk now. [Castle exits.] JE, fingering the glass: I want those tickets.

Castle chill you weren't talking abt anything bad, just say you were talking abt how things were going except that would mean u talked abt the killing someone so that's not good say you were talking about a basketball game y'all wanted to see. Or say the truth, you barely had time to talk about anything bc "you nodded me out here before we could say much at all" *following him*

HOLY CRAP THEY FRICKING PLAYED HIM also what are they doing in the 12th still?

[Slaughter and the other guy laugh harder. Castle tries to laugh with them so they're not just laughing at him. Which tbh is a good idea. Laugh, "you got me good! haha!" Ryan sees them from the conference room and misinterprets the scene.] KR: Look at 'em. Laughing it up. Just acting like they own the place. KR: I'm gonna say something. KB: No, don't. It's not worth it. [Ryan sighs.] KR, kind of whispered: I feel like he's cheating on us. ((LITERALLY)) KB: He's not cheating on us, Ryan. He's just…branching out. KR: Hmm. [The laughing continues.] I MUST CLIP THIS SCENE

yeah acab pop like a grape???? ew ew ew Why would it be a third gang? That's not real you're just making it up to get suspicion off of you. Except it would be a good story if there was a third Recycle your ass? Girl he's in the garbage ES: Yep. You threaten enough guys, you get a feel for their honesty. He still looks good in that jacket mangling...

Wow the sun set fast & ryan is still at work poor fellow, this is supposed to be the time of work where he can get home at a reasonable hour.

KR: (on phone) Detective Ryan. ((answers with detective not just ryan)) RC: (on cell) Yeah, it's Castle. I have a partial Texas plate I need you to run. First letters R and X. ((slaughter probs asked castle to get his team to run it)) KR: Yeah, Castle. ((probs says the name out loud on purpose because:)) JE: *turns around really really fast when he hears ryan say castle's name* ((Hey this makes me think, why did he call esposito the first time around? this time it's ryan, possibly bc espt would ask for another facour but ryan & espt are friends they def talked)) KR: *blows air* That's gonna be really tough for me. [Esposito tunes in. In the car, Castle grimaces at Ryan's uncooperative response.] KR: I'm pretty busy. RC: Really? You, too, huh? JE: (lowered voice) Get the Ferrari. ((bc the boys are SO in on it together. I had a horrible thought: titanic car scene, you know what I'm saying.)) KR: You know, Castle, Jenny's been bugging me to set you up with her cousin Ramona. She's a dental hygienist. ((Really? She has? What's this plot point? Is it jenny's friend being a fan like a six degrees of separation trick?)) [Castle purses his lips as he listens to Ryan's terms.] RC: Mm-hmm. Sounds good. JE: (lowered voice) Ferrari. KR: And I want the Ferrari for the weekend. ((I not we)) RC: All right. Hey, and buddy, I am never gonna forget this. ((good thing or bad thing to remember?))

celebrate...? iT HAS ONLY BEEN ONE DAY? TWO DIDN'T MAKE IT? tbh sad that we didn't get to see the mess of parties

*hits him with the letters* Ah the betrayal. Just like how the 12th probably feels abt u castle I mean it was early admission it's totally valid that they shot u down.

"Hair of the dog"? yk a bit of alcohol the morning after can actually help sometimes bc a hangover is basically withdrawal so a little sip gets you mellowed back a bit. Oh u ran it yourself so castle is lending his car & date-time for nothing! btw when did slaughter pick castle up? & where? Slaughter looks shocked when castle said they were taking each other out, was he shocked that castle was smart or did he just not care about motive

ES: Guy's nothing but a two-bit punk. KR: He's high-level Mexican mafia. About as dangerous as they come. According to the DEA, Cesar Vales is suspected in the deaths of over a dozen people, including three cops in Mexico who were killed with a sledgehammer and then cut up into pieces.

wow lot of tats ES: Just follow my lead. Hola! Gentlemen, on behalf of the NYPD, I'd like to welcome you to the greatest city on God's green earth. lmao Man looks nice "girls" "his other coat" I sometimes forget that mexicans are also technically native american, these ppl look hella navajo, that one guy even looked Cree.

Wow lot of guns Esposito just ripping into slaughter there also ryan looks great ehenever he takes off his tie & waistcoat & puts on the vest over his dress shirt, or when he changes into a t-shirt for the vest but we don't easily see what's going on there when that happens. & espt also looks great.

RC: Come on, that? That wasn't bad. Slaughter had a plan. *hand shaking af* Ryan just nonchalantly letting castle go & singsong vocie "Next time, we might not be there to save you." esposito concerned with beckett there <3

So slaughter kidnapped the kid without letting castle tag along!?? ES, after whipping around his car with a youth in the trunk: Hey, you remember that favor you promised me? There's this civilian review board thing coming up. Excessive force complaints. Total B.S., right?

ES, calmly: Outstanding. Next Tuesday. 9 AM sharp. I'll send you an e-mail. Play good cop?

The interrogation room is very dark today. I mean the reason they didn't build another set is bc like who wants to do that plus budgets, but they did well making this place look different. However, the interrogation room needs to be brighter than the observation room

Cops can lie to you. THere is no witsec. & he's leading the kid. ugh. Kid should have totally said "I don't know, he shot three or four times but only two or three hit," or "idk it was two or three times, it was late, I was tired" but here's the thing I know how this story goes. Vales probs DID shoot hiim twice, then the third shot was delivered LATER.

"burning a hole in my pocket"

It's like thomas brackenreid. The guy needs to go but he's also thw wrong guy for this Man slaughter is tall. (btw these two boys are pretty af)

Beckett is Sad which is why they took the murder & left her alone (& ig beckett looks nice too)

Because I'm manipulating you with the truth Oh. she HAS been looking into the case RC, somehow shocked: All this time, you had my back. KB: I had Ryan run a traffic cam search. while he was pulling a plate????

She's looking at it but it still is not her case. Also what about when rysposito came & rescued castle in the junkyard scrapyard what was it called? salvage yard.

No the middle of the westie territory would be dumb, it would be better to be at the edge of westie territory.

NO! nOT pulled apart by horses! Detective Slaughter reminds me of my mom's dentist in japan (who had rly crooked teeth & didn't understand she wanted her wisdom teeth taken out) who was named Dr Ow. (probably spelled ao actually.)

"crap" is a nicer word.

"different kinds of cops" ES, looking at her sweet bod: hyeah

The thing is, the man is NOT innocent, he is just innocent Of This Crime.

That is sad af. He wasn't even surprised... Except the thing is he would have run at finn rourke if the man hurt his son, this is weird. & why wouldn't he hide the body any better? wait it's bc he ran away nvm.

30k cops is a lot holy crap

I mean it IS hot... I thought he hit castle bc castle did not hit him. "we're going to have words" this is why I named my left fist "chat" y'all.

ES, shooting his shot the way he does bc if the gal isn't into that kind of thing then she's not the fellow for him: Detective, you ever want to go on a date that ends in hot sex after a drunken fistfight, you know where to find me. KB: Uh, yeah, in never-gonna-happen land.

KB: No problem, Castle. It's what partners are supposed to do. SUPPOSED TO DO AAAAH

Ice cream <3 & the little fight they are so adorable & in love

[kimwifexler]

tagged by @wexler-mcgill​​ & @stewys​​ 🥹

Are you named after anyone? nope! although if i was a boy my mum planned on calling me ethan bc she watched a lot of mission impossible when she was pregnant. make of that what you will

When was the last time you cried? a couple weeks ago bc my ankle hurt after a run and i was feeling like being pathetic. also last night bc i was thinking about kim too much again what who said that

Do you have kids? nope

Do you use sarcasm a lot? unfortunately

What’s the first thing you notice about people? i actually don’t know how to answer this?? i’m chronically unobservant. hair i guess?? if its interesting???  

What’s your eye color? kind of a blue-ish green!

Scary movie or happy endings? as a rule scary movie, but i’m good with either

Any special talents? probably not lmao. i used to be good at writing but then i left high-school and just sort of Stopped

Where were you born?  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

What are your hobbies? uhhhhhh knitting, photography (although i haven’t done it since the pandemic oops lmao), gifmaking, going to gigs, running, doing sudoku (grandpa mode™️)

Do you have any pets? i have a kitty cat and she is the light of my life

What sports did/do you play? i have never been good at a sport in my life but i did taekwondo when i was like ten. it did not last  

How tall are you? 5′2″ 😔

Favorite subject in school? english all the way. i also liked biology for a bit but i think that’s just bc the teacher was hot and nice to me

Dream job? this is niche but music supervisor for film/tv!

tagging: mutuals if they see this and want to??? idk i’m lazy

[riverstardis]

night of the loving dead:

halloween episode?

oh this ep was directed by amanda mealing!

i love dylan <333

lmaoo jez saying if he ever comes back as a zombie to put a bullet in his head and iain’s like “happy to oblige”

aww connie sent a mass text round saying grace is awake

SKDKFKKF ethan and alicia talking about how busy it is because it’s halloween and ethan goes “or trick or treatment as i like to call it” and she looks at him with actual AWE oh she’s got it so bad😭😭

elle’s in the background watching them with a knowing smile and then immediately goes to speak to ethan and gives him two tickets to the holby trust awards night (the ed’s up for best hospital department lmao) and tells him to find someone to invite and looks directly at alicia skdkfkfk

jez is proper freaked out in the haunted house lmao

ethan’s patient says he felt better when the girl he was with held his hand and asks ethan to hold his hand so he does and he’s just stood there holding his hand in a really awkward position not able to carry on treating him but the patient seems satisfied😭😭😭

cal comes in and firstly wonders what ethan’s doing and then asks about the tickets saying he wants to take alicia and ethan says he was under the impression that he wasn’t that bothered and cal’s like “well yknow she gave me a 6! out of 10! and that’s been hanging over me like the sword of damascus” “damocles” “whatever” the patient’s just lying there looking between them, ethan still stood holding his hand, and jacob’s absolutely PISSING HIMSELF LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND LISTENING TO CAL EXPLAIN HOW HE NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST AN 8 BEFORE HE CAN BREATHE AGAIN SKSKDKFK

“no. i’m sorry caleb, you’re perfectly welcome to come with me but you’re not having both of them.” YEAH GO ON ETHAN TELL HIM!! cal shakes his head like “yeah a 6 doesn’t even go with a 4” idk cal i think alicia might disagree with you on one of those numbers. also i think he forgot in the last ten seconds that the numbers were specifically about sex bc cal that is your brother what are you on about??? the patient goes “thanks for trying that, it’s just not the same” and extracts his hand😭😭😭

these sisters actually look somewhat alike i wonder if the actors are actually sisters?

lmaoo elle telling alicia about the awards night saying “there’s a spare ticket around somewhere” and alicia’s excited and asks who has the other ticket and elle’s like “errrr ethan i think” as if she’s not the one who gave it to him sjskdkfk i love her playing cupid

cal walks past and tries to greet alicia and she doesn’t even acknowledge him SJDJFJ

robyn tells dylan she wants an abortion :(

aww ethan psyching himself up to ask alicia to the awards🥺

SHE INVITES HIM TO DANCE WITH HER IN THE STAFF ROOM AJAKDKFKGK I LOVE THEM

oh yeah this was george’s first ep back after paternity leave!

cal sees them and looks annoyed. bro why are you acting like ethan’s the one stepping on your toes here???

“you can probably tell i’ve had lessons” “have you?!” “i have actually” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so he did go to more than one salsa class then?

aww elle comes in, notices them, and leaves again, shutting the door. and they didn’t even notice her🥺🥺🥺

dylan’s trying to be there for robyn🥺 he’s also being very autistic about it ofc

do they really need to call an ambulance from the pub?? i mean they’re closer to the ed than the ambulance station?? unless iain and jez just happened to be by the entrance when they went to get someone i suppose

aww ethan and alicia manage a difficult intubation and she’s like “that was amazing” “well done” “well done you” “hardly” “hardly hardy. the modest hero” 🥺🥺

oh that reminds me of a post on here from like late s33 when ethan had just kinda disappeared, they got an ask something like “why is ethan hardly in any of the episodes?” and their response was just “i think his name is hardy” SJDKFKFK😭😭😭

noooo this patient who’s the younger sister talking to ethan “doc, you’re not seeing all the angles. juno’s lovely, boys love her, and why not, but they also love her enough to do whatever she asks, even dating her undateable sister. i know who i am, i know how my story goes. i don’t get the boy. the end.”

nooo he talks to her again outside and she’s like “you’re not me. but you’re close.” “that’s what you think is it?” “got to know our place, right?” NOOO ETHAN DONT YOU DARE YOU WERE DOING SO WELL FOR FUCKS SAKE I HATE WHEN THEY LEARN THE WRONG LESSONS FROM PATIENTS

aw robyn thinks she’s having a miscarriage and that makes her rethink the abortion

LMAOO lily saying to her patient “just so you know, it’s not your scar or your missing nipple that’s holding you back, it’s your personality” 💀💀💀

aww alicia looks so good in her dress!! elle’s like “wow! the good doctor is not going to believe his eyes!” and alicia’s like “that’s the plan!” ohh it’s not who you think it is in that taxi i’m afraid

elle opens the taxi door for alicia and when they see cal they both just stare at him and he’s like “hey, so, ethan cried it off at the last minute.” and alicia’s like “are you kidding me? what he binned me off? some mate he is.” cal’s brought some fancy bottle of alcohol and she’s like “get that open, party girl’s in town whoop whoop!”

i can definitely understand alicia being mad like ethan DOES keep flaking out on her

ethan walks up with a coffee as the taxi leaves and elle’s like “i don’t get it” and walks off and he just quietly says to himself “got to know your place” :(((

ARGHH FUCK YOU CAL FUCK YOU!! AND FUCK THE WRITERS TOO WHY TF DO THEY NEED TO SHOVE A LOVE TRIANGLE INTO EVERYTHING????? AND WHY CAL?? HES LIKE THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE OF ETHANS INSECURITIES URGHHH!!!!!

[the-kipsabian]

nobody asked but im gonna elaborate on this anyways lmao

the fun thing is i wasnt even a kip fan first. i noticed penelope far before him, mostly thanks to a long gone moot who was a huge fan of hers. so i took notice when i was just starting to get into watching aew properly and kip was just kinda there in the background. i thought he was cute and funny but that was about it

and then the first hints at boxman happened on social media. i was in a bad spot myself at the time, dealing with a lot of unwanted anxiety and bullshit and something about this just hit me extremely correctly. i had just a little bit before this lost the seth and murphy storyline in the fed that i was also extremely feral about, so replacing it with something else felt really good. and here comes this fucking weirdo that im starting to get emotional attached to (at this point i believe i was watching a little bit of the streams too, i was by means not obsessed or a regular viewer, but i was getting hang on his cringe lmao) who looks great and acts like a cryptid and posts cryptic messages and it just. all fucking clicked. in the middle of all that stress and heavy anxiety i was going through, i was like. new comfort man unlocked

and then i drew art of him and he was so fucking nice about it. and hes just been so kind and supportive of me ever since which. obviously is a huge deal to me. like this man doesnt know me, to him im just a silly lil fan, but he never talked down to me or anything like. yeah. and then the support continued through my mess of a life in such small silly ways and idk. things just kinda happened and the fact that he had helped me through so much by just doing this character and being nice that the tattoo happened. which i think was the beginning of the end really lmao (i mean that in the sense that hes never gonna get rid of me now. we are bonded till the end lmao)

when i got to meet him (and i learned this the same day i got the tattoo done, which. yeah fate lmao) he was super nice. extremely humbled. kindest motherfucker ive ever seen and i met ethan page that same day LMAO. he was so polite and patient with me and literally asked what he could do for me in return for me coming all the way over to show him my tattoo (he signed me extra photos for free. cause hes the best ;;) and he also let me hang in my anxious exhausted state by their desk while my babe did her rounds for some leftover meet and greet stuff (since kip and penny were my last ones in that con, for obvious freak out reasons lmao. i already walked away from their table once when i saw him in the distance cause i freaked out) OH AND ALSO he already at that point dealt with so much of my shit cause this is where one of my favorite all time moments come from when i walked up to their table and straight up asked him if he knew who *i* was LMAO

and uh yeah. then i get home a few days later and miss a stream but watch it back later in my layover airport at 7am and cry cause he says how humbled he was. like NO BITCH HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL. but anyways

after that he literally just. actually it was during then im pretty sure he remembered my name cause he signed things for me with my name without asking for it and um. yeah. sorry to say im a special part of kip sabian canon lmao. he keeps bringing the tattoo up in interviews still. like boy its been two years. please i say, knowing i look at it at least every few days thinking how fucking lucky i got it. even if i would actually mean nothing to him. i got these brief moments when it meant everything

theres also times he just tolerates so much of my shit. like i feel like im a constant pain in his ass lmao but also he encourages it with positive reinforcement so like. idiot supporting idiot as i like to call it. we both know we are coming from a good place with these things lmao. and yeah he has noticed my twitter agenda/s of trying to show him love and support with daily posts. hes also personally reached out before to apologize for misgendering me while he talked about stuff in a podcast episode. he has stood up against someone misgendering me when he was tagged in that post (it was about those halloween photos of last year, which he also really liked). and i would probably have so many other examples too why he is so goddamn important to me

he just makes me happy, you know? and im sure i would be doing this even if he didnt know i existed, but him being such a good, supportive and nice human being back to me definitely helps. cause it deepens that love i have for him. i know its very easy to get caught on to just what we see in character, but this goes so much deeper for me tbh

and before anyone who might read this tells me i have a parasocial relationship here. maybe. but i dont see it that way. i know we arent even friends lmao, this man has a wife he loves more than anything in this world, im just a mere humble fan who likes showing him love and appreciation and he thanks me by being very kind back to me. thats all there is. yes im very awfully ill about him at times lmao, but i know where to draw a line. sorry to disappoint anyone wanting to yell at me lmao

SHIT I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH ON THE PHRASES GODDAMN like okay it was just part of me dealing with depression and anxiety at the time, but still like "embrace the change" and "time doesnt heal it changes you" especially (as that was something my old therapist who really helped me move forward in my life also told me so i clung onto it really fucking hard honestly) gave me some kind of hope and a comfort character to attach that hope to. so that was a big reason why the boxman was/is so important to me in particular; he came into my life at a really difficult time, me later ofc realizing we both really struggled at that time so theres also that connection, but he helped me through so much of it by giving me hope and a thing to latch onto to keep me sane through a really difficult patch of my life. so like.. yeah theres also that 💜

..did i ever even tell you how/why i got progressively more obsessive about kip sabian cause i just think its kinda funny actually

[residenceevil]

Hii heres my Molded!Ethan with my blade molded oc Elijah!!

They're friends :-)

[dimpledlavendeer]

『Enhypen's hyung line being shy』

Heeseung

He's either the easiest one to get shy or the hardest

He's a duality king so it depends on his mood

If he's feeling soft he will melt even for a peck on the lips

Eyes will turn into "🥺"

Gets shy if you kiss his nose but actually loves it

He will get shy if you call him handsome while you're in public

Will get shy if you praise him in front of the boys

"Oh my God, I can watch you sing and dance forever Hee"

*RED* "T-t-thanks hehe"

Will be shy to make an eye contact sometimes

Might get shy while saying he loves you

" I love you so much y/n" *buries his faces on your neck*

If he's feeling confident and is on *Ethan Lee* mode he will make YOU shy lmao

Plays with your hair

Backhugs,buries his face on your neck "I'm in love with your scent"

If he is doing it to tease you then you're either red or red he will just FLIRT until you are SHY

Hands on your waist, whispering your ear that he loves you

Will kiss you in front of everyone and make it steamy if he's feeling himself

But has a soft spot for hearing his name from you

Melts down when you grip on his hair while kissing him

Has a sensitive neck I just know it

Whisper his name while you're kissing his neck then you will have him around you all day, following you like a small kid wanting your attention

Jay

This dude won't get shy lmao

If you wanna make him shy you need to be really patient

The man is CONFIDENT

I don't think skinship will make him shy

Make out in front of everyone and a second later he'll act like nothing happened

I feel like he will get shy at your words the most

Is the type to get shy at small stuff

Will get shy if you praise his cooking skills

"This was the best thing I have ever tasted Jay omg"

"R-really? I will make more for you hehe" *RED JAY ALERT*

Will also gets shy if you ask about his clothes, saying he looks amazing with them

Will try to hide his face and run away when he's shy

Won't accept he got shy

"Are you blushing?"

"HAH! BLUSHING!? ME?! LMAOOOOOO" *proceeds to get even redder*

Has a weakness for you to kiss the back of his neck while backhugging him, DO THAT WHILE HE'S COOKING AND HE'S YOURS ALL DAY

Jake

Idk why but I think he's the easiest one to get shy

Will get shy if the eye contact lasts long

Will get shy if you call him by a cute nickname

Has a habit of running to your arms to bury his face on your neck when he's shy

He would LOVE if you praise his looks

He will like hearing he got more in shape and looks attractive

"Have you been working out Jake your shoulders look so built up lately"

*giggles in tiny* "Yes hehe 🙈"

Will also love to show off his basketball, football skills only to be praised by you

Has a weak point for you to call him handsome while planting small kisses on his face, one hand on his hair slowly playing with the ends of his soft silky hair

Expect an extra giggly and playful Jake when he's shy uwu

Sunghoon

Istg he's a mix of Jay and Jake idk how

Sometimes he's so confident that he will just look at you with a smirk on his face when you praise him

Other times he's like Jake literally blushing at every word you say

If he's on his Jake mode you will literally need to catch him to make him look at you

Because he will just *run away* to hide his blush

I think if he's confident at something he won't get shy

Like if you praise his skating skills he will just go " hehe I know I am good 😏"

But if he's trying a new hair color or a style, something that he's not so sure of, he will get shy at smallest things

Like if he did his hair different than normal times and he looks good

"You get handsome by day don't you Hoon?"

"W-what?" *cheeks start burning while he's trying not to smile*

"I love your new hair style"

*Smiles with theet full on display, turns his back and tries to hide his face with his hands*

Has a weak spot for you to tell him he's the only one for you, that he's all you see or he's always the most handsome to you

Do that when he isn't confident enough something new about him and he will go around with a cute smile on his face keep repeating the words you said to him on his mind all day long

[smiledog15578]

This man never gives up

This will probably be my last post since it’s getting boring but let the explaining ensue:

The age lying thing (imma put into bullet points):

I thought he and others in the discord was my age

I wanted to show ty my nsfw art cause I trusted him the most

I showed him, he liked it, and he drew art for it it was just a good time pretty much

Later on I realized he was not the same age so a huge oh fuck he’s gonna yell at me moment (probably not actually but I know adults can be very worried about that stuff which is understandable and right of them to do)

I don’t remember when I lied about my age exactly but I do remember I did it because I was worried I was going to be in big trouble and I didn’t wanna make him uncomfortable and ruin our friendship

I finally told him my age and I apologized sincerely. We calmly talked about it, he took away the more adult servers i could see (I never went in there after I found out and didn’t like going in there in the first place cause I’m not for nsfw stuff then you think), and then he put a “minor” tag on me so everyone knows. Tbh that was a huge relief and I’m glad he did that cause it was calmly resolved

I never sent nsfw art again unless it was in the cursed chat (which is harmless cause we all thought the stuff in that chat was well cursed so it was mostly shits and giggles)

However that being said I find it weird that he asked to see my nsfw art after I sent a shitpost edited version of it when he knew I was a minor and already told me that he was uncomfortable with what I did before hand

I do understand that it’s wrong. It was VERY wrong of me to do and I am sorry for what I did. I should of asked before hand but be being the dumbass teen I was I didn’t ask and I know my teen friends send nsfw all the time so yea I admit fault to that. Again I find it weird you asked me for nsfw when you knew I was a minor. Also I thought you told me you were in your 20s? That’s why I thought it was weird that an unknown source told me that you were 19 cause I remember you saying specifically “in my early 20s...” (this was after I told him my age btw)

The asexual thing:

When? You never told me you were asexual? The only thing I knew personally that you were transgender.You just outted yourself on that one LMAO. even if you are asexual it doesn’t make up for the fact that you sexualize Mark but critique others for sexualizing other characters or youtubers. And it’s fine to find him hot but that’s just a weird double standard. Don’t say you didn’t sexualize Mark cause I remember things that you said that ere sexual but won’t say it in public cause that’s personal info

Whatever is happening here:

I’m glad we were friends from the time being. When I left I was kinda having Stockholm syndrome since you were the only one at the time who actually let me talk about things without feeling weird for it. I am grateful that you gave me affection to a weird degree but still appreciated. The reason why I left so early was because I’ve had so many people that told me that you were bad news. I trusted my gut and finally left you and blocked you. I didn’t want to tell you because I knew you’d get like this so I didn’t tell anyone but one person you knew of because I was too scared to tell you. Low and behold I was right. You ARE exactly like this. Also this IS petty playground drama but ironically enough, you keep playing in this drama to prove that thousands of people that they’re wrong even though most of us remember clearly what happened. gaslight and manipulation much? I don’t usually like using those words since it’s used in every Twitter drama I’ve seen but this is actually the case☠️. The fetishizing white liberal thing idk who you’re talking about cause that could be anyone I’ve met but whoever that person is that wasn’t the only person who told me (not giving names cause again, privacy). Dude it’s one thing if it was just me and you fighting but this is SO many people telling me how bad you are. I’m guessing the grown white man is either jack or Ethan and sure they’re a grown white men but like- the stuff you bring up isn’t your business. I hate when you or others think you have the right to yell at strangers for the tiniest things when you don’t even know them personally. It’s overall rude and not in your place to do so. And I can get if it’s something big like say- that dream youtubers fan base doing dumb shit but when you bring up how jack was being a bit needy when his own father died? Or that you were saying jack was a bad cat owner that you don’t even know or own (it wasn’t anything like beating but the cat ate tinsel which is hurtful to cats but for fucks sake so many people I know have had pet accidents it’s not uncommon)? Or saying Ethan is milking unus annus when Mark does the same thing? Bruh you seriously need to reevaluate yourself.

Anywaysssss again I wanted to leave this in the past but alas ty still brings it up to this day and says he HATES me (which idc get over it you’re an adult) so that’s my explanation. If y’all have any further questions or complaints please send me an ask and we can sort it out! And I’m not a good person either I know I’m an asshole even though people say I’m not. When you attack my friends I’m going to get upset and tell the whole truth.

[fraks]

LEVERAGE REDEMPTION 1x15 THE MUDDY WATERS JOB

- i can't believe this is the first part of the finale already. @cminerva and i have been speculating about the finale since the episode titles + descriptions were released. well, since before that, really, but the titles and descriptions gave us so much fodder, oh god. my prediction was that they'd do another first/second david job that would wreck us completely. so. you know.

- i watched all eight eps in a row, the night they were released, but @cminerva only got to watch the first two, so i had be very vague and spoiler-free in the texts i sent her when all i wanted to do was YELL, but once i got to the finale, i couldn't possibly be vague anymore, so i stated typing up my reactions in a notes file. that's gonna be super useful for this post now.

- ok let's do this! harry's daughter sneaking out, interesting start. harry's ex is beautiful. but jesus she REALLY traded down.

- harry delivering their mail. :') and eliot fixing the place up. EVERYONE IS SO AT HOME AT THE BASE. 😍 omg sophie's wearing a shirt that could definitely belong to harry.

- uhhhh wasn't tom baker nate's alias? side-eyeing the writers tbh. miss river song—hardison c'mon. LMAO TEDDY BEAR. harry and soph are so delighted, i love it. fjsjfhskdjfjjdjdjd "MISS SOPHIE DEVEREAUX, FROM ALL THE WAY FROM ACROSS THE POND!" harry your accent is ATROCIOUS. but THEY'RE FLIRTING!!! "stop it!" fjakfbskfjksfj HELP ME I AM DYING HERE. (now we've had him saying her name while she's actually in the room, but in a horrible accent, so like. all i want is one soft "sophie" right to her face. bonus points if they're naked.)

- "i need to give you some dialect lessons." - "i'll take 'em." i'm sure you will, harry. 😏 the only time i was ever this eager to learn things from someone was when i was head over heels in love with them, so. just saying.

- nooooooooo. sophie can't leave. SHE CANNOT. ugh parker's reaction is everything. she loves sophie so much and has been fighting to keep her with them since 1x01. and i don't think sophie has realised how much it really means to parker to have her there.

- i also live for harry's reaction. he's so crushed because he thought they had something. not the something he wants, but a friendship, at least. and she just talks so casually about leaving them all behind it crushes him. you can actually SEE his heart breaking.

- and then later he sends parker off with eliot and specifically assigns sophie and himself to a task, TOGETHER. i'm guessing he either hopes he can change her mind or, failing that, he wants to spend what little time they have with her before she goes.

- but first, harry's daughter shows up. lmao because she used the tracking app harry tried to sneak onto her phone to track HIM. :') i like breanna's nerd girlfriend, but if they'd made becky a few years older, breanna would currently be falling all over herself trying to impress HER instead. (yes, this was originally on my wishlist for s2. also yes, i am okay with not getting it.)

- "he never did business with really bad people like—" - "...like i did?" CALLED IT. @cminerva and i figured the strain in their relationship would have been harry's work, and not just the many hours of it, but more that he defended so many evil people. "i get it." oh maaaan it KILLS him to know his daughter thinks so badly of him. because he IS a good man, at his core.

- "what, was the monopoly man busy?" gjajfjskfjekd PARKER!!!

- lmao harry defends ethan so eagerly, sophie's little smirk makes me think SHE thinks harry and ethan might have been an item. before he drops the bombshell of ethan being married to harry's ex, that is.

- breanna going on strike is... idk, i'm torn. it's obviously mostly played for laughs, giving harry and sophie the task of hacking (😂), but also, the last time they weren't sure what to do, they voted, and the majority won. there was never any talk of strikes? it feels kind of weird and ooc to me that breanna just says no and basically abandons them, especially after harry's asked for help. and her attitude about the whole thing... not helping.

- but lmao harry planning to learn hacking from the binders. what a NERD. a clueless, naïve nerd, but a nerd nonetheless.

- "how hard can it be, hacking?" oh sophie, sweetie.

- lmfao "stupid little lawyer man." - "breanna!" - "i did something wrong..." you think, harry? 😂

- omg when eliot and parker come back to the base and ask what happened, sophie says "we (!) tried our hand at hacking", but harry points to himself while she says it. this is one of the many, many reasons why i love this character: he's so absolutely willing to own up to his mistakes—not just the big, obvious ones they're all trying to redeem him from, but just the small ones, too, and i think that's mostly noah's acting choices, i doubt any of that is scripted. it's making me very emotional because it's obvious noah loves this character, too. and the WAY he takes the blame for the things he did wrong just reinforces my headcanon of anxiety disorder harry who has had therapy.

- you REALLY left harry for this dude, grace? really? i mean i know looks don't mean anything in the long run, but jeeeeesus. this dude doesn't even come across as a good guy.

- lmfao parker carding harry i cannot. "oh look, he's human." i love her.

- that red top on sophie looks amazing. my wishlist for s2 had her in another red dress, but i'll take this, too. red on sophie is just... [chef's kiss]

- OUCH. that ethan guy is a piece of work. "i believe in being civil." okay two things. a) i like that harry doesn't, idk, hate his ex and that he didn't make it hard for her to leave and find someone else, someone even he considered "better", cause even back then, he KNEW what he was doing was wrong. b) but also, this "being civil" thing i think might just have been another symptom of his attitude of "never picking a side". it's a really easy way to make sure nothing ever touches you, that no one can ever blame you. if he HAD fought for his ex and made it hard for her to leave him, she could have thrown that back in his face. by staying "neutral" (or as he calls it "civil", cause lbr, there is no true "neutral" in a breakup like that), he made sure none of the immediate blame could fall on him. SHE left him. SHE asked for a divorce. stuff like that. but he knows now that it was precisely that, his INaction, that put the final nail in the coffin of his marriage. which ties in very nicely with what he says to sophie in that one scene in jackal job.

- "probably doesn't hurt that because of me, you don't have to pay alimony or child support." YOU LITTLE TWAT. harry has made a LOT of mistakes in his life, but i don't believe for a second that he would've minded paying alimony, let alone child support. i mean, he's a lawyer, for god's sake. if he'd wanted a pre-nup that would've kept him from paying alimony, he probably could've had one. and we KNOW he's loaded. and especially now, he no longer cares about the money. i mean, he's been living in a room in a slightly run-down old theatre with four housemates, basically, instead of staying at his presumably huge and fancy own apartment or house.

- another "sophie". i want harry to say her name all the time thanks. 😭

- EVERYONE EATING TOGETHER AGAIN! lol i can no longer watch these guys (or any other fictional characters) eat chinese food without thinking about the audio commentary for the original show. 😍

- oooh good plan, parker. you go to the platform and take eliot and breanna with you. it'll give harry and sophie some time alone. 😏

- "the security of my family" u g h harry listen. your daughter is your family, OBVIOUSLY. but your ex is not. if anything, this TEAM is your family now. this is what @cminerva i were afraid of, that by making harry's ex's husband a bad guy / mark, the writers would open the door for harry to go back to his ex. and i'm 100% against that, and not only because i ship h/s. that's not even my main reason, actually, though i will admit it plays a big role. no, the main reason is that harry is a different person now. and going back to his ex would throw him back into a life that he once had but left, even just by NOT acting when she left him. and if he's back in that situation again, well. it's very easy to fall back into old patterns once you're back in a familiar environment, isn't it? i'm not saying his ex would drive him to doing bad things, or that she did that when he first went crooked. no, that was HIS choice. but thanks to harry and now ethan, she's always had a certain standard of living that she no doubt wants to keep, and harry would fall over backwards trying to make that happen, and lbr, these guys don't exactly make money from conning bad guys. as far as we know, the original team still lives off their one big score from nigerian job, personally. hardison probably makes sure leverage international has some income for bases and clothes and props and whatnot, but personally, i doubt these guys would take so much as a penny from a mark if that penny could instead go towards helping people. so harry has not had any official income since the beginning of the season. he probably has assets that generate income for him, but the money he got from being a lawyer was probably his main source. and he'd want to make his ex happy, so he'd probably slip back into doing bad things, and i DO NOT WANT THAT FOR HIM. my little baby thief who's been working so, so hard on his redemption.

- SOPHIE WITH A PONYTAIL. i was so looking forward to this and it's just as hot as i expected. what is even hotter than i expected is that PINSTRIPE VEST SHE'S WEARING.

- "why would you be covered in oil?" ghskfhsifhkehfkejf 😂 it only just occurred to me that these bits are 4th wall breaks, in a way. i just hadn't realised because they're DONE SO WELL. (i ususally hate 4th wall breaks.)

- "oil happens." gjskfbksfnksbfjefbjdnfjeke I CANNOT.

- lol i have absolutely no notes about this upcoming h/s scene from the first time i watched the ep, so i'm guessing i was too overwhelmed.

- "i thought i might find you here." SHE LOOKS SO GOOD. and she knows where his ex lives, which i assume is where they used to live together.

- "when i lost grace, i reconciled myself to the fact that i lost her to a better man. a decent man. maybe i didn't deserve her." OUCH. and exactly what i suspected. there's no way that this wonderful, wonderful man doesn't have anxiety over all the bad things he's done.

- "is that it? have you been seeking redemption for grace and becky?" GOT IT IN ONE, SOPH.

- "if you can't use the law as a guideline to show you what's morally right and wrong, then what do you have?" a) leverage asking the TOUGHEST questions since 2008. b) he's not wrong. c) i don't think i can imagine HOW hard it must be for him, this whole redemption process. i mean, he knows he did the wrong things. but how does he know that? because it FELT wrong. and because he saw other people's pain. and then because the crew has been telling him. but the law, the thing he's spent his entire life on, tells him the exact opposite. so all this time, all these months now that he's been with the leverage team, there has always been a part of him that has told him what he's doing NOW is wrong. because it's against the law. and i think a part of him is always going to be struggling with that if he stays with the team.

- "mr. wilson, i think you need to recalibrate your entire thinking about morality. life isn't always as clear-cut as we'd like. life's complicated." THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE DEFINING QUOTE. OF THIS ENTIRE SHOW.

- "how did you recalibrate your thinking about morality?" - "well. there is honour amongst thieves. i started there." i am SOBBING. i know this episode and this entire season really is about harry, but my GOD. sophie has grown SO much, since nigerian job obviously but also since the end of leverage 1.0 and even since the beginning of 2.0—so, so much. talking about harry and his arc comes to me fairly easily, but talking about sophie is just. hard. she means so much to me. i might come back to this in another post. i do want to talk more about her arc in this entire season.

- on a more shallow note, JEEEEESUS gina is gorgeous. and idk if that was a coincidence or ~filming magic, but it's overcast in this scene EXCEPT for the moment when sophie says "there's honour amongst thieves". it's not a lot, but you can tell that the sun comes peeking out for that one second and hits her face and she just GLOWS. JFC.

- also i know it probably doesn't mean anything, but when sophie leaves, the way harry turns and looks back at what i assume is his old house (i.e. his ex and his old life), then turns back to sophie and looks at her and then walks after her DOES THINGS TO ME. it could be such a beautiful metaphor for the way he's being torn in half.

- awwwwman, the kids talking about sophie leaving. "she's gotta find out who she is." !!!!!! I JUST!!!!! i think i've got something about this in my "yell at @cminerva" notes for the next ep, so i'll just. stop for now. but i have all the feelings anyone has ever had about this.

- nooooo i think harry just got all dressed up to meet his ex. GDI WRITERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

- yeaaaah they've just tanked the ot3. i am UPSET. "i've always admired you and hardison's relationship." AS IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THAT RELATIONSHIP YOU DUMMY.

- "i think the reason hardison and i work so well is because he's the first person who saw me. i mean, he really knew me." is such a sweet thing to say, parker.

- awwww but. that was an eliot+parker scene that would be SUPER cute family vibes if it weren't for that bitter anti-ot3 aftertaste...

- LMFAO SOPHIE IS HAVING ELIOT'S BABY 😂 i know at least one (1) person who will appreciate this tidbit. i love how sophie just like, goes with the "sweetheart". you can almost SEE her thought process. "ah, eliot's not alone. guess i'm having his baby!" and lmfao breanna "baby?" dhakhfksbdjejd

- harry doing actual lawyering in court? HOT AF. i don't have a secret thing for lawyers or the law, but watching someone—anyone—be super competent is always crazy attractive. (yes, this show makes me sweat a lot.)

- lmfao "how did you meet the missus? was it romantic?" what this episode DESPERATELY needs here is a flashback to the first time eliot saw sophie, playing lady macbeth in chicago back in nigerian job, and a shot of his horrified face.

- ugh harry don't run after grace. if this were any other show, or fanfic, grace would now ask harry about that gorgeous woman in the red dress. "oh grow up, harry. what did you think was going to happen? i was going to leave him and come running back to you?" wow maybe it was harry who deserved better all along. yes, it was naïve and frankly wrong of him to assume or even hope for this. but it was a GENUINE hope, a genuine wish, and i can't blame him for that. if he really HAS been trying to find redemption so his ex would come back to him (which i don't think he has—maybe that was part of it for him, but he's been wanting to be better for himself, too, and above all, for his daughter), it's going to be even harder going forward, knowing that outcome he hoped for isn't going to happen.

- "where's harry? all his stuff is gone, he cleaned out his room." oh shit they're doing it THEY'RE REALLY GOING THERE THIS IS FIRST DAVID ALL OVER AGAIN, ONLY IN REVERSE. oh jesus christ i did not expect this.

- PARKER+SOPHIE CUDDLE I CAN'T. 😭 I LOVE THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH. "you always knew that this was gonna be my last tour. i'm just not the same person i used to be. i need to go and figure out who the person is that i'm going to be." I AM A WRECK THANKS.

- and so is eliot ugh. these people threw him a baby shower like, YESTERDAY. leverage redemption really not pulling ANY punches, are they?

- oh fuck. OH FUCK. "well, let's just say that i've decided to recalibrate my entire way of thinking about morality." OH FUUUCK.

[wlwcarries]

finally did the “ask your friends who have never seen jatp to name the characters” thing here we go!!!

friend 1: liam. he looks like a thirty five year old man oh my god

friend 2: definitely a Joshua. plays an instrument, guitar? no, keyboard. giving me “supportive side kick white boy who might get friendzoned” vibes for some reason

friend 1: isn’t this luke? why is he a walmart ross lynch

friend 2: main love interest. actually scratch that the “attractive guy that the chick finds out in the end isn’t actually all that.” some shit like Jeremy idrk.

friend 1: rory

friend 2: zoe/Zoey?? idk, kinda cute but not digging the choker rip. why am I getting frenemy vibes omg

friend 1: bitch. no im jk, ashleigh. she’s j so white

friend 2: she looks like she just raided a justice store omg. definitely sassy mean chick. audrey?? idrk

friend 1: julie!!! i love her hair very pretty

friend 2: Jessica?? idrk rip, Jessica would be too white. Caroline idek anymore

friend 1: ✨ steve ✨

friend 2: he’s a like a boxier-faced Justin Bieber omg. def a love interest. i’m going with Jake

friend 1: dick. short for richard

friend 2: kinda wholesome vibes, he’s supposed to be bad but is actually nice? let’s go with Ethan

friend 1: bo

friend 2: NO HES ETHAN. the last guy is Rob. um potential love interest?? not real love interest though that’s reserved for white boy™

friend 1: fred as in fred astaire, that’s how he’s dressed! also creepy, i don’t like old white men ✋🏽

friend 2: nope villain villain villain, u can tell he’s the villain from his dress sense omg. his name is ✨mateo✨

friend 1: george. also he exudes dilf energy

friend 2: music director. we need a Daniel let’s go with daniel, puppy kinda demeanor

anyways this was extremely entertaining for me 10/10 would recommend annoying your friends to do this, i hope you guys enjoy their thoughts lmao