#Idiot's

[gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I feel like if Scorpius found out how much we loved him he whould cry

Albus would be Confused

Draco would cry AND be confused

[000life-is-meaningless000]

Law's are Useless, we don't need Law and Order, We Need Dominance and Supremacy.

The world needs to know that morals are a mental illness, and Extremely Schizophrenic.

We also need to do is to unite, the world also needs a much less amount of people as well too many assholes too many sinners too many fucking heretics the abrahamic faith needs to be completely fucking destroyed and erased and a lot of pagans are assholes.

Satanism needs to fucking die out, the world needs a lot of good things but it can't have any of them because the weak and inferior rule this world they massively overpopulated, even if you had a massive mouse population eventually they would kill all the humans, and then they would die a starvation.

I care not if it's immoral, the world Need's to become a superior place to conquer other worlds and not give a fuck about what anybody thinks, the Creatur's of 🌎 should be superior and women should Devour the life of other worlds and care not for an army should come out of her womb.

Baby after baby as the women's stand 9 ft tall and Men stand six if not five.

We need a world of worth you know world of value but every time I come with good idea how to make things better or anybody else we are screamed down for being immoral and mentally ill by a society that is insane and weak.

Stupid people hate smart people, weak people hate strong people and crazy people hate Sane people.

your immoral and psychotic for wanting absolute power on supremacy of the universe, even though we make up less than an atomic fraction of the whole fucking Multiverse, you are an absolute monster for trying to conquer other worlds wipe out other race alien race in the universe and show off your Divinity is Greater than theirs.

🤨 - Oh ?! Ok, Buddy Retard !

Doesn't matter no one's ever going to listen to me no one ever does, if one is Reading this and wanted to know what supremacy who supremacy I vote for Female supremacy to be honest cuz women are much better than men.

But, Then again that's from the planet I came from Before I was Forced here ( 👽👽👽 ) even though the world was a matriarch and women would slaughter one another for men, and they Were extremely cannibalistic and dominant as fuck it was men that ruled the bedroom even though women would eat the men dominate The Man kill men for fun it did not matter there was so many people on the goddamn world so many insectoids it's only life forms everywhere that the women could slaughter all day everyday and commit Mass genocide and they wouldn't do a fraction of damage in the numbers of the world.

But, that is not here and now.

. . . . . . .

I'm very aware of where I am, I'm so trying to give the truth of the keys of success even though everyone's calling me every goddamn name of the damn book people can't shut the fuck up and people turn their fucking mouth to a minigun and let it rip right at me and fucking hate this world you can when I ever when I get my goddamn way the world actually comes a wonderful fucking place.

There's a Reason why Fairyland is Fairyland because insectoids only bred with the absolute strongest and best of their kind and they eliminated the weak if not just cannibalistically devour them that was the women not the men because the women were sacred and the women will worship the men but they still knew that was more sacred, sacred-er !

but the women will still deeply love the man and worship them to in a way.

we also would worship each other's, Ego.

. . .

we would empower one another but the women will all about domination and destruction and devouring all life if not just slaughtering everything in their path but they're Almighty feminate Wrath.

they truly were more violent than Mortal Kombat and I played a lot of Mortal Kombat my fucking life and other fighting games and they were ( the fairy women aka Insectoid ) So God damn violent they made Mortal Kombat look like it was fucking family friendly, and for kids.

🙁

I hate this world that I'm in and I'm on and I don't know if they ever get any better I'm sick and tired of the humans and they're in completely shit for brains, I'm tired of being shun and calling more on evil I'm tired of being called a psychopath and mentally ill I'm tired of all our intelligence Supremes Superior ways that got nothing but good things happen I'm tired of them all being hated by an inferior retarded dumbass race a species that's doomed to go extinct.

A species that's obsessed with their goddamn Light Side it won't even acknowledge their dark side so yet they're doomed to go extinct they will not love themselves entirely only part of themselves when you must love your dark side as much as you love your light side.

😡 - IDIOT'S ! ! ! ! !

But, oh no I'm a piece of shit ?

I'm a bad man !

I'm a real bad man ! ! !

oh God forgive me !

as aliens do the very goddamn thing throughout the universe that I suggested for a fucking supremacy for this world I'm not saying any race I'm not saying really any gender besides female because they need to be fucking Superior they are lacking in so many God damn fucking ways I think all the power and all the strength and all the money and all the resources is just go to the fucking women.

Boost them up and make them God damn Ultra Almighty.

😡 - I hate my fucking life, I just want to go home with things were right and intelligence with bread widely.

wear them with a heart or the morals didn't get in the way of the progress and the success or supremacy and domination weren't dirty words.

for being Almighty and dominant in the universe would understand to be a holy thing for a world that understood that they were a team against the universe and that there is no such thing as a friend out there 🌌

but sadly I live in a world where I can't find the other hybrids of my people 🧚🏻‍♀️/👽/🧚🏻‍♂️

and every time I bring it up people just thinks Schizo.

🙁/😠

i Don't Belong, Here -> 🌎 <- This is Not My Home !

[victusinveritas]

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[starlight-bread-blog]

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[guidonian-hand]

Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

[lautakwah]

EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.

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[unhingemyheart]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

[penn-dragon]

The other day I was dying laughing at the thought of Zoro (first time feeling attraction) talking to Luffy (never felt attraction in his life) about his feelings for Sanji and them coming up with a wildly incorrect assumption about what's happening

[easel-eisel]

"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

[sableunavailable]

wyd in this situation

[ravenlilyrose]

Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.

Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”

Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*

Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”

Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’

And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?

Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.

Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.