#ITS TRUE LOVE

[poppy-metal]

i just know patricks ideal aftercare is ordering his girlfriend food like he just folded her inhalf nd rearranged her guts so shes extremely out of it but he's immediately like "baby do you want mcdonalds? dominos? hm? milkshake and a burger sound good or no?"

hes so perfect <3333 starved after that shit.

one time he drove you to sonic because you were too clingy after sex to let him leave without you and so you're just in the passenger seat with his cum still leaking out of you. he buys you a orangecream slush and when he hands it to you, you stir the whipcream on top and giggle - "looks like your cum." later during the drive you shift around and whine about how you can feel him dripping down your thighs now and he inhales like 'yeah?' and reaches a hand down to feel - you make it easy by pulling your knees up and exposing your bare pussy - you'd only thrown on one of his shirts to cover up as it was oversized on you - for him to play with. for the rest of the drive home you sip on your dreamsicle as patrick lazily fucks his cum back into your pussy.

[luxthestrange]

DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#5 Falin TOP-den

Y/n: I like your top, Marci! Falin: I have a name, you know Marci*sighs covering her face* Why-...Why are you like this?

WE LOVE FARCILLE IN THIS PARTY!

[thechildofshadows]

watch jameson’s card be the king of spades.

[con9103]

In basically im gay Dan says he met the first openly gay person in his life in 2009.

In 2009 when Dan first met Phil in person, Phil was already out as gay to people like his family. Knowing Phil was out as gay must have made Dan feel safe even if he wasn't sure what his own sexuality was at the time. Coming from a place where comments were made about gay people causing a lot of trauma growing up, the then meeting people supportive of their gay son, even if he wasn't out just knowing that his friends family are okay with him and are supportive then he can still feel safe. He's allowed go act like himself without worry about how his sexuality may be perceived by those around him and that he's okay. Even now after 15 years of friendship he's happy and able to relax around the Lester's on the phone and being his weird self at their family home without fear and while being out.

He's gone so far since the person he was when he started youtube and I'm glad he's able to be himself and more comfortable around us <3

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Anyone out there thinking that Kanej isn't romantic/endgame coded are those same people who look at their best friend like "wow I sure would like to bottle their laughter and get drunk on it every night....but like, ya know 'platonically' "

[paradisepoisoned]

WIP of just some good old healthy, ethical gunplay because nothing is more romantic than having your childhood crush point a gun to your head.

[booksandshowsandmovies-ohmy]

Ummm yes…hi. I would like to talk about how SOFT Tim’s voice is when he’s talking with Lucy in her apartment and he says that it doesn’t matter that he’ll be bored at the new job and that they’ll get to see each other everyday. Like, it makes me want to cry and die. This man. THIS MAN. *exasperated noise* It’s disgusting, I love it so much

[confettininjabean]

Got my fiance to play swtor with me .... He loves it. Ftw!

All is good in the galaxy now. Lol

[zombie-honeymoon]

Very romantic date night...

[empress-of-hugs]

Perfect

Click on the title to read on AO3

"Stop!" Sirius suddenly yells out. "Stop the car!"

James, confused and somewhat frightened by Sirius' sudden outburst, hits the brakes and guids the rental into the dirt next to the road. 

"This is the spot!" Sirius exclaims as he jumps out of the car, rushing around the side to open Remus' door and drag him out. "Can you smell it?" he asks, a wild grin on his face. "The ocean in the distance, the trees all around us, the sweet flowers in the air – it's perfect!"

Remus allows himself to be pulled under a large oak tree. "Perfect for what?" He murmurs, just as Sirius sinks down on one knee. Remus’ hands come up to hide his lips as he whispers, “Sirius… what…?”

“I love you, Remus,” he says, his earlier excitement replaced by calm adoration. His hand putters around in his jacket pocket for a moment, before he pulls out a small, grey box. “I’ve loved you since the moment I first set eyes on you. I didn’t realize it then, mind you. That weirdo in the baggy jumper couldn’t possibly be as cool as me. And as the years went by, I realized I was right; you weren’t as cool as me. You are so much cooler. So much hotter. So much more. You make me aspire to be more. More than a disowned son. More than a Black. You made me realize what it’s like to be a person. To love and to cry. Remus, you make me more human than I've ever been before. I want to continue being human alongside you for the rest of our lives. Remus Lupin, will you do me the honor of marrying this fool of a Black?” 

Remus nods barely, one hand slowly coming down so Sirius can take it, push the baggy jumper aside, and gently push a simple, rose gold band on his finger. “Yes, Sirius,” he whispers softly. “Yes, I want to marry you.” 

Sirius springs up, hands already cupping the face of the man he loves more than life itself. Soft, warm lips greet his own as Remus’ arms wrap around him. They’ll be together forever now. 

[densewentz]

robin and I talking on tumblr: we're being forcibly separated, our devotion is being suffocated by tumblr staff and STILL we hold steady!!!! robin and I on talking on discord: you are a disgusting and cursed little wormlord and i hate you

(@karofsky is a bully who can't minimize windows guys)

[chessalein]

Me: *places two dinosaur plushies on my heater, making them kiss* (the heater isn't on of course! I don't wanna burn their little leggies)

Also me: *forgets about it and sees them days later* oh! I'm sorry! *Turns away* they are in love! Hihihi 🤭

[baddiewithoutorgans]

me and my not-killing-myself-machine are inseperable i love you stupid purple bike

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

shout out to my boyfriend who saw me literally wet myself while puking and still thought i was hot enough to fuck later in the evening

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[booksandshowsandmovies-ohmy]

Coworker (a casual viewer): How many times have you watched the scene where they’re both sitting down and pretty much confessing they love each other?

Me (a hardcore chenford shipper) …Don’t ask questions you’re not ready to hear the answers to