#ITS SO FUCKNG STUPID

[autisticwurm]

i have succesfully set up my computer to play the Highlands (the one) WOAH sound every time I open or close a program and im losing my shit its so funny and my parents are like "whats that sound" and I'm sitting here trying to not cackle my ass off because "WOAH OH OH AAAAAAAA A"

[baekuras]

Tomorrow I need to do an eye checkup in english (instead of german aka the norm) and I just checked if there are any better ways to explains things or tell people what to do etc instead of my basically direct translations and turns out

nope

it sounds exactly as stupid as i already worded it, no special words or better formed sentences around 10/10 school english is good enough (nice)

[heyitslapis]

im trying

[r0b0t-j0n3z]

GOD HE LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE IN YOUR STYLE IM FUCKING CRYING HES SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT

As the op of your pinned post, allow me to say that I'm positively obsessed and actively breaking down from how you draw torbek oh my god my favourite pathetic wet sock

day 5 (bonus) - yeah 'pathetic wet sock' is a good descriptor

[sillyfunnyguy]

evry now and then i remember when That Guy got so fuckng passive aggressive about the fact i scored liek 200+ on the stupid fcking autism internet quiz and he didnt he straight upwas like Wow you make me look normal Haha. bro its a ffucking quiz that was basically going "do you have autism y/n" for 50 questions in a row. Why are you beefng with me over a meaningless 'assessment'

[gayspock]

ok 1

blah blah blah all i do is blah blah blah. whatever. i feel miserable as shit. mmmhm ......... oh this too will pass and for what after it. more shit and nothing good and im tired and im sick and i want it to be over i feel everything stetching before me nd i dont want to have to do a fucking second of it, and frankly i didnt want to have to do a second of anything thats come before this and like

i keepfeeling so fucking miserable all i can find myself doing is scrolling forever and forwhat i dont know i dont care . stuck being a miserablefucking git cuz of that just beingstucktheres never anywhere to go or anything to do or any fucking resolution or anything i jsut . fucking wanna sleep and neverrr wake up again why not bro its like its not like it means anything if i dont and if i do so what at least its like gone and over and

ijsut fucking gh. i feel likeeverything i tried to do it jsut isnt right and it just shuts me out more. i feel like eveyrthing eveyrone says and every sentiment i ever fucking hear isjust so much more isolating. and i wish i could just tell people to shut up more. idont know theresalways that stupid fucking shit thatjsut makes it worse. idoes anyone think about all the fucking times youve tried toask people to stop doing the hting that makes it worse and they insist they know better and keep doing it at you and does anyone else feel like theyreso alone in it . becausei dont think i can feel anything any mroe in some aspects of like i dont fucking trust you like in theslightest and i dont think you zactually think of me at all as a person and if you do its like some completely different fuckign entity. not like the standard ways we all have some projection of another person in our fucking skulls, and i also dont mean that in the arsey boohoo nobody fucking understand me way. i dont give a shit any man. i just meani dont know . i dont think this is workingand tis working for everyone else in some fucking capacity .

likesorry my constant rantings.do you ever fcuking sit there and think of all the ways and all the thingspeople say to try and make it better whether it be sentiments passed around online or shit proffessionals say or shitpeople have said to you when youvetried toreachout and again itjust feels . worse. more isolating. and ha ha ha thisis thepoint where people say :) you havetojust accept it:) and yesss its so bad until it gets good YOU IDIOT:) rightyeah ok. ok . anywyas i dontknow. i feellike theres a constant fucking stram of itrunning through my head sometimes all the fucking little failures and things im never going to grapple with all the ways peoplekeep sayinjg fundamentals and insist ifyou dont fit into it youre wrong except haha not that youre just negative and youre being willfully slefdestructive utits like i fucking wish it worked out i dont knowwhat to do i wished any of it fucking meant anyhting ro fucking helped or was meanignful in any fucking wayand wasntjustanother fucking thing that fucking felt like a hammer to the skull and to fuckng poke at day in day out. kill me or whatever

[house-on-sand]

im reading rhato 2011 (kind of) only because my brain is an on fire garbage can and says I Need To bc i read rhato 2016 and like im so hyperfixated on fuckng jason todd it's stupid but i didn't realise that when people said rhato 2011 was bad they meant it was bad bad. like that's why i read 2016 first bc i had heard it was bad but i figured i should read 2011 in case like. more stuff would make sense but. its Meh. and maybe im just judging it by the first couple issues but its enough to turn me off of it. like im probably gonna drop it for awhile and power thru at a later date maybe.

[pilotheather]

another insane depression kms spiral. to the low stakes live blog we must....

ep 5 - time heist

ok so picking up here again

i dontthinkt his is a fair assessment per se cuz i was really out of it when i left off and im never good at picking stuff back up but

again i loooveee the premise. i love the set-up. its SUPERRR GOOD. and i do love the characters and literally EVERYTHING here its just brooo.....

it needs more time. this should have been a two parter. way too rushed. i think these extras could have been rlly memorable if they had that time to develop. otherwise theyre just sorta standard aliens with A Trait. anyways

still fun. bit silly.

i feel weird cuz like i feel like a lot of these eps so far ive kinda not connected to them and im wondering if thats just cuz inever aaw thme live and on rewatches im always either out of it, or slightly burnt out by the time i get to them (i hate s7 it exhausts me)

ajnways end of ep again would have loved this. wish it was a 2 parter tho cuz it could have genuinely elevated itself to suchhhh highs

ep 6 - the caretaker

ok so this ep basic premise its obvs more abt the dannster & a general character piece.

but speaking of oh my god. can we get someone else in the writing room. maybe its intentional? i feel like it's... just weirder if it is. but the doctor repeatedly calling him that just always feels insanely fucking racist. help

its even worse than with mickey. sorry i did post that reddit post before right. dw just hates black men i think. its a bit mental.

anyway i like danny. i think im liking him more on the second rewatch. like ok he's a little bootboy. but i think i forgot a lot of his like Actual Personality cuz im not as well versed in this era. and can i say. hes actually a delight to me. hes lame as shit. i love it when a boyfriend is lame as shit. so good. but hes also kinda dope as fuck

like he did a flip. is no one talking about how he did a flip

anyway i like this ep its fun and ive always liked this direction with clara.

ep 7- kill the moon

ngl i laughed when i saw this coming up

i like the role courtney plays, but i dont like a lot of the execution. i think teens/kids are a really hard thing to have in tv/movies for a load of different reasons. and tbh here its not just the actresses fault - shes doing fine with the stuff given, really - but i feel like the dialogue can have a tendency to be um... lacking. and they end up being dumb as fuck but also sometimes a deus ex machina weirdo. its like just write a person bro.

also why i didnt like the kid in Boom! most recently. like can we get a few more quarters in her? she's gonna repeat the same sentiment again for us all. i can see the arguments for why she was like that- but whatever not for this post

anbyways

this fuckng episode man im laughing stupid as fucking shit concept help me and i love the stupid as shit concepts

UI FORGOT ABOUT THE TUMBLR THING

WHY WAS THERE A CANONICAL TUMBLRMENTION. WHAT YEAR WAS THIS SEASON AGAIN. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT. IDK. SHES REAL THOUGH.

the moons an egg. give your head a fucking wobble, christ alive. help me god. help me please. its so funny. its like it could wokrk. theres bits of this episode i like. i like the concept of getting the entirety of mankind to vote on their phones for moon abortion. sorry its funny. but the moons an egg. help me. its getting heavier. YOU LIAR.

the whole lights thing too. like would this not only work on that side of the world. who is turning on and off the lights in the cities. whos doing this. help me

its so funny cuz the end of this is also very good its like theres a core to this that i really do fucking love i love claras blow up here and the way this is like the crescendo to everything thats been building up but help me you could have just . spent 10 minutes making it make sense. LOVE AND LIGHT

ep 8 - mummy on the orient express

yesss i like this episdoe (he says barely remembering this episdoe)

danny is so real. its crazy to me people call him whiny. he is literally the most reasonable man in existence. hes chill as fuck all things considered.

again my point abt ppl saying him and mickey are the worst. was mickey initially a great boyfriend, nah, he sucked and it was a lame relationship between two struggling not even 20 somethings. sorry. then rose went missing for a year and he AS HE SAYS was like prime suspect #1 and saw some insane shit that rocked his gourd. he was a pretty reasonable guy for someone that got eaten by a rubbish bin is what im trying to say.

hell yeah. we have the expert on the scary mummy omens thank you for giving us the exposition dump on the mummy

perkins is so pookie bear

whatever the fuck is going on with 12 and clara is insanity. its pure insanity.

the scary mummy awakens

you are NOT a mystery shopper >:(

help me god he says. i have ptsd. and the mummy is coming for me.

this is completely aside. clara looks utterly delicious in her fucking outfit. i think im going to

i actually did forget the resolution to this episode and it hits just right i shant lie.

OKAY end of ep. i fucking loved the middle i remember i loved it but i think the set up was a little slow going. my kind of fucking vibe all over.

can we keep perkins

perkins pleaAAASEEEE PERKINSSS COME ON. PERKINS WE LIKE YOUUUUUUUU PERKINSSSSSSS

[squeiky]

love researching and gather evidence and supporting claims and shit but damn.....

I know I usually talk looney and silly like but damn.. stuff hits hard.

I don't know why I am writing this. It feels stupid, but I'll get it out.

was looking through sonic wiki, and wanted to make sure I was characterizing ( and mixing ) gerald robotnik right and to the best of my ability.

I know I've never gotten through any sonic games before, but to think that my first (or second?) sonic game was Sonic advanced and...

(This feels so stupid to write. but I'm writing it because I must.)

maybe its cause its 12:23 am and my emotional regulation is out of wack. I just... Gerald robotnik man... I wish I could give that guy a hug. or something. ANYTHING. the- "bring hope to humanity" the fucking- god I haven't cried in ages like this i don't even know.

the journals the- he was just a GUY okay?! who wanted to make people happy in the best way he could just like- and now the world is without him and then theresnmariaandain fukdignhionoie;h/ndl

..I think I mangaged- no still cfrying okay

okay I stopped crying you'll bever guess the timefram between these two lines haha. Im pretty sure the more I type the more icant fuckingsee-

god it's just the fuckng lines.

I really wish I could give these two a.. just a big fucking hug. a really long one. like a really really long one and I don't even know if I'll cry idk man you just youlook at everyday and then I dont know i dont i dont i dont

It feels stupidf but I just... he used her last words as the key-and its jusrc how justc you fdtydhhhhhhh .and now i have to live with the fuxking fact that hes just DEAD? THAT THEYRE BOTH DEAD?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHAT THE FUFCK!?! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?

I swear theres something wrong with me. I see tradegy all the time. I'm so used to edgy backstories and disturbing shit that I basically am unfazed or joking about it but godsamn you guys- IDK you probably all understand who ever you are in the world but we all gotta be real good ro eachother all right? because everyday Is really FUCKING HARD and I keep trying to tell peopl I love them and I want to scream it out into the world SO SO FUCKING BADLY and this is just one of those fucking fehukwekbj.fase AAAAAA

I want to hug them and say everything is going to be okay- and I don't even know if its for them or for ME but I swear man. everytime I see those cute and cool and amzing peices of artwork or maria and shadow and the arc I just- I have to stop and stare for minutes or however long I decide to just stare and god just staring at it makes me feel shit man.

why is it so hard to love. who gives you such a big heart and tells you to harden it man. who does that shit who fucking did that to me who fucking did that yo.

It was just a few lines on the wiki too..

it was so easy just to chalk him up to every other "crazy or evil scientist" man and call it a day it was SO EASY.

the fucking " bring happiness throguh science" and I just fuck fucmkk fiyckjng fucjfuckfuckfcufcjfvckfvjycfutdtyjkdtychgm

its 12:42 AM I don't know if its the tiredness or whatever but Idk. Im posting this because I wan to keep telling people to love y'know? not in the romantic sense either- but to just.... look around and just tell everybody "I'm glad your alive" beacuse I FUCKIGN AM and somebody out there wrote this shit and now I'm here in my fucking pajamas crying ugly for the first time in way too long and geezus.

its just. I WANT THEM BACK. GIVE thEM BACK.

it was to make people happy... yknow??..>>>

like give them back..bring them back.

I can't;... fucking forgive that man....

and then to hear how the other scientists treated the Gizoid and well... god I don't know how I'm going to write Gerald without weeping anymore like BRIGN HIM BACk BRING THEM BOTH BACK I WANT THEM BACK. but the're not coming back cause they're DEAD

and i feel like a puppy experincing no treats for the first time in my life despite the fact I've gone through this before its just-

it meant alot man. there was love it that and it fuckign broke me man it shattered me. I dont even know why

I dont even know WHY im crying I just am and goddamit its gfucking guly crying man-

I keep- and let me tell you my only true memory of Gerald that isn't just wiped out is that archie comic panel where he's talking to shadow in some white void or something- and I just.. and I think about it so much now everytime I think of Gerald- and then Maria's last words god fucking dammit they didnt deserve any of that why why'd that have to occcur why am i FUCKIGNC RYINGI DONT KNWO?!?1??

There was just kindness in that, i can't even- ts got to be the nghttime and part of me wants to post this don't care what happens to this post because it'll be locked away in ths internet world forever and one day I'll forget it ever existed in the first place untill someone reminds me and I'll remember if I ever loose myself that I cried over the words and words ALONE of a old scientist guy who was just trying to save his grandaughter and make a bunch of people happy and- the gziodddd..... that was my first fucking game and i never got to see it... cause I raged quit and only played the first section of the first level before quitting....it was either that or like the one where creams mom gets captured idk i never finished it.

i fucking suck at sonic games haha

[azlovesem]

I dont plsy games tou see that fiddy upy thnk i fuck around? You think i cant habe yjat fuckn rlection titned either way? You think wrong. Because i can. I cant be your endmy but i can be an enemy yo your friends thats not hard i dont like thempeople down thete that much ehen i toll everything, theyre not hard to deal with i am. Becsuse im not s greedy money fucking dog. Younwanna see the poles go the otber asy i can arrange it. I can fo anythong im a hod damned Archangel who rules thos fuckng earth. Why did you try and talk to me then? Why are you duvkn stupid brosd uou knowcwhoe dangerpus thst is to feg onvmy nerves?????? Its fuckn the moet dangerous thing you could ever do. Go mountsin vlimbng in a bikinni in the mountsins at night thats safer. Youre lucky i ended up liking you. But i aint fucking Santa or your bitch god Saysn. Im Azriel dont ever fuckn piss me off again woman. Whatevwrsgic you had i have now plus my own. Times ten and hers too. But shes nice. You know what shed never pass writing that was mine off his her own. But some lymie fucker did and we ge burned half of cali looking gor him. Hes fuckn dead we re toying eith him tell hm hea dead Emma. Hes sn English citizen amd hes fuck g DEAD. All those fires were for him. The who stole my dawn of the jedi title youre fuckind dead. You know who you sre your family is being gound put every fucking one. And we re girgori we ll fucking yortute yhrm sll. Csli kill that guh or youll hever stop burning. Kill they guy lill him for me. You see how seripus this b is Emma. And that i waged wsr over at. I ate all their souls. Thats how i get stronger. But you didnt know what you were doing and thought you might be helping maybe? Maybe youre not actuslly nice in real life but i dont sense that. Its not in your eyes. No k es perfect but youre a wonderful. Thats why oi wish you stayed out of this i really did. You mean my vountry america? I own that joint now so i guess. Should thank you on that level. Dont cry about the fact uou made even stronger at killing you didnt know what youbwere doing. And i kean it i nevef asnted you involved because i liked you. I was like what a wonderful lady. But mow i fucknovr you and its your fault more thsn mine. I will get thet lymie fuvker too om just toying eith hos whole set. I said om going to murder a british citizen King Chales are you fine with thet? Is that a problem not that itll save hos neck. How sblut you sas? The stupid air service whats up? Mums the word. Good font get in mybway evef or that eill cause me to burn that hadlth dpell to hellllll!!!!!!!!!! But i cant do that easily. Shes got my eues thatbtells me something i dont hury my ancient cousins. Bit ibwantbthat mother fuvker i dont like plagiarists. You hear me luucas we re gonna get that giy. Dont het in my way eithec or youre next and thats it. Look jow vlose we ge tv uou dont thonk we csn gef yoj i fo i know we can do shut ghe fuvk up ya fag fuckn bitch. Yeab you george fuvon pucad the dtarcwars faggot we ll guvkn kill you gor yhst. Uour nsme is sullied eith plagiarism. Ill fimd your grandkids sucker. With 500 lbs tough guy. Ywah im shaking you americans are tough.

[ecstasydemon]

i know a good chunk of you followed for gay men but i wanan rant abt this in the tags so bad

[wetslug]

being an adult who cooks fucking Sucks i cant focus on my mini vacation because im thinking about the foods that may b going bad in my fridge right now + what i should defrost when i get back

[adventure-showdown]

#listen enightnment is good and im not surprised thse r so close#BUT paradise towers my beloveddd#its so fun and a little stupid but also so earnest and surprisingly spookie#the build of of suspense wrt whatever happens on the roof/why no one goes to the pool#for like 3 whole episodes theres this background terror abt what that threat is and the fact that mel is headed there#and then its just a fuckng. pool cleaner robot. its not even big.#iconic#peak dr who im obsessed w her#also both the kangs adopting the dr as an honorary member <3#and ofc the old lady lesbian cannibals#it simply cannot be beat im sorry (@keepthemacramesecret)

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

Enlightenment

Synopsis

Materialising on an Edwardian sailing yacht in space, the Fifth Doctor and his companions Tegan and Turlough find themselves caught up in a mysterious and deadly race. The prize is Enlightenment - the wisdom to find your heart's desire - and it quickly becomes clear that one of the crews will let nothing and no-one stop them claiming victory.

As the Black Guardian pressures Turlough to complete his side of their murderous pact, it seems that the Doctor may not survive to cross the finish line...

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

Paradise Towers

Synopsis

The Doctor and Mel decide to visit Paradise Towers, a residential complex that promises a peaceful life to its residents. However, the establishment is far from what its name suggests. A conflict persists among the Kangs, humanesque, multicolour beings who gather in opposing gangs based on which colour of the rainbow they bear. Furthermore, killer cleaning robots prowl the halls, and a secret in the complex's basement poses the greatest threat of all...

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

[numbaoneflaya]

on my knees genuflecting sobbing ripping out my hair gagging grabbing hands and kissing the palms of my mutuals and followers for ovulating over this generic brand ass stupid fucking normie otome game man. Rolling around pathetically showing my belly with eyes so big and wet

[avataryasha]

esperastra height difference

[sick-as-a-dog]

Romance is just a performance after all