#ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
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"The outside world must be ten times bigger than inside the walls!"
"The burning water..."
"The plains of ice..."
"The ocean..."
"And the fields of sands..."
"Eren, someday I hope we get to explore the outside world."
#i got very emotional at this point ahhahaa...#they went over and above wirh the cinematography on these shots#fuck#its so beautiful#eremin#armin arlert#eren jaeger#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#attack on titan final season#shingeki no kyojin final season#aot#snk
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A Roman doll with moveable joints and accessories was found in the sarcophagus of Crepereia Tryphaena, an unmarried 20-year-old woman. The sarcophagus is dated to the late 100s (2nd c. AD) making the ivory “Crepereia Doll” nearly two thousand years old.
#its so beautiful#sculpture#rome#ancient rome#roman empire#history#classical history#classics#ancient history#dolls#barbie#barbie movie#fun facts#interesting#aesthetic#history aesthetic#archaeology#museum#artifacts#relics#antiques#womens history#interesting history#roman#roman art#roman sculpture#handmade#artisan#crafts#doll
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Every time I see those pics of the clouds showing liams tattoo I want to throw up. He's really everywhere now.
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Omg i'm ffn crying how have i just discovered this
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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#im fucking dying#burrito#burrito post#wth is this#its so beautiful#the post not the burrito#that thing is a blemish to this earth#props to the writer for actually finishing that burritobomination
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𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔰𝔶𝔩𝔲𝔪 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔭𝔱 𝔞𝔯𝔱 ༺ᖭི༏ᖫྀ༻
#look at it!!!!#its so beautiful#i'm so sad#wtf#alice asylum#alice: madness returns#alice liddell#alice madness returns#video games#amr fandom#amr
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babe wake up, high quality pictures of the new lover outfit just dropped
#its so beautiful#i cant#lover bodysuit#lover era#the eras tour#taylor swift#argentina ts the eras tour#eras tour argentina
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Me, talkign to my friends: yeah theres this neat action film coming out soon that dev patel stars in/wrote/directed, i hope its fun
Me, going into the theater: im ready to have a good time, hopefully this will be like bullet train and have some cool visuals and fun acting :)))
Me, exiting the theater:
IN THAT ORDER
#monkey man#ive already watched it another 2 times#im not normal about this movie#i will have it on dvd that is a promise#i love it when people have a project they put their everything into#its so beautiful#dev patel#i was breaking down the lighting on each scene in the theater#dev patel my beloved#let this man cook#he deserves it#hijra rep goes hard#minrorities SHOULD get to rip open their oppressors with a khadga while dressed as a goddess of time and destruction#as a treat
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okay i know alot of people dont like the 1870s and i find that so insane cause have you SEEN the hair
#its so beautiful#bring back extravagant updos like this#1870s#historical fashion#fashion history#hair history#fashion historian#historical costume#victorian#bustle era#19th century#1800s#1871#1872#1873#1874#1875#1876#1877#1878#1879
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"im excited to be here [in Finland]" is the understatement of the century matthew ill be real
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#sorry katie seperating him from sasha to get his thoughts comments and concerns#reads very much like an arranged marriage and the chambermaid whos the princess best friend after a first meeting#trying to sus out how she feels about the foreign prince she is to be betrothed to#sasha cannot be here to hear about how upset maffhew was to not get salmon soup unfortunately he would immediately spoil him with bowls#a lá your father who learned you like something and buys you 4 boxes of it#wow how fortunate maffhew wanted to try salmon soup so bad#how fortunate we have a finn who loves it and is also from the area and is coincidently also the tour guide and also-#he said “for the finns ☝️”#finn by marriage at this point#hockey crazed nut went “hockey second. team first”#its so beautiful#i guess thats the mr salmon soup saga resolved lmao
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jewish aesthetic <3
#its so beautiful#judaism#jewish#jewish aesthetic#stop antisemitism#btw if i see anything ab the war in this youre getting hard blocked immediately#this is about jewish people not the war
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OH MY GOD S1 S2 S3 - we finally have them all and it’s so perfect I could cry.
#young royals#wilmon#simon eriksson#prince wilhelm#whoever on here said this one would be outside in broad daylight i want to kiss your brain#i thought that they would be kissing kissing but idk this is somehow even better#its so beautiful#I BET SIMONS HAND IS HOLDING WILLES HEAD TOO OKAY ITS JUST OFF CAMERA BCS THAT WOULD SPOIL IT AHHHHH#idk if this counts as a spoiler but i dont want anyone yelling at me so#young royals spoilers#yr season 3#yr s3
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Strahd von Zarovich. Darklord of Barovia.
A beautiful piece I commissioned from @vampariart for my campaign's Strahd. Thank you so much 🖤🦇
#curse of strahd#strahd von zarovich#dnd#vampires#fantasy art#cos art#its so beautiful#vampari#rosie comms
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TEN YEARS OF THE 100 ↳ favorite quote
#tenyearsofthe100#the 100#the100edit#clarke griffin#t100#the travel's blessing will forever be in my head#its so beautiful#happy ten years! this is the last of my ten years posts but i'll still be posting new 100 gifs all the time! 🖤#*
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Absolutely fucking insane about all of them
When I tell you it’s so good it’s so good
This too like 10 mins i just needed it out of my system
#art#digital art#fanart#one piece#op#opla#one piece live action#straw hat luffy#ronoroa zoro#op usopp#op nami#sanji#one piece fanart#doodles#messy af#foreheadkith for thrm all#the most ever#I’ve already watched it like three separate times#its so beautiful#zeff is one of my favs#that beautiful beautiful mustache man#i missed op so much#i haven’t watched it in years#i think i got to like ep 500 something and then got busy#and never went back#ive been spoiled for like everything tho#lmao#the most absolute mminmbv.
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Based on your oneshot Shooting Stars
I kid you not that my reaction to this was: BURYING MY FACE IN A PILLOW AND SCREAM BECAUSE THIS IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL!!
How do you keep doing this oh my god, I feel so honoured and so grateful, your art is so wonderful and beautiful I would like to eat it! Thank you so so much, darling, I will hold this very close to my heart, along with your other pieces you blessed me with!
#LOOK AT THIS#ITS SO BEAUTIFUL#astarion#baldur's gate 3#astarion ancunin#bg3 spoilers#bg3#astarion x tav#gift art#please support this wonderful artist#I will be thinking about this the next 10 to forever business days#thank you so much
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