#IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T

[cometblaster2070]

madame morrible has the worst fucking luck ever and I CAN'T because first of all after decades and decades of waiting she finally gets her most promising student yet right; she finally gets someone who actually has magic and who might actually be able to read the grimmerie and help further her and the wizard's plans and COINCIDENTALLY this student (bless her heart) is shunned and ostracized by literally EVERYONE including her own family and is desperately craving some form of parental love and affection and validation and acceptance and so madame morrible is like 'ooh this is fucking PERFECT this girl is going to be SO easy to manipulate into doing what I want what could possibly go wrong wow.'

and in comes the fucking pink lesbian.

because elphaba is shunned and hated and all of her peers avoid and detest her because she's weird and green BUT then all of a sudden?? out of nowhere??? she and her pink roommate who, mind you, had a choreographed song and dance routine which involved the entire student body in which they detailed how much they really really hate each other, got really fucking close??? now they go everywhere and do everything together??? they are attached at the hip and looking longingly into each other's eyes WHAT IS HAPPENING????

you are madame morrible and you think galinda upland is in love with your student and what is worse is that your student might be in love with galinda upland and that fucking SUCKS because how the fuck are you supposed to properly emotionally manipulate her now. and it makes absolutely zero sense to you because WHY is galinda upland, the most popular girl at shiz taking an interest in your student??? WHY IS SHE HERE, WHY IS THE FRUITY BITCH RUINING YOUR PLANS???

glinda's very EXISTENCE is a thorn in your side; her simply being herself and interacting with elphaba is probably the reason why you feel a headache coming every time you see them together and is perhaps the reason why you scream into your pillow at night because this absolute loser lesbian just being there might upend a huge fucking chunk of what you've been planning for years.

and then the fucking cherry on top of all of this your student decides to play vigilante and flies off into the sunset and then that leaves you stuck WITH her situationship who you hate more than anyone in the world and you're forced to sort of team up with her for a bit except she doesn't really know magic and she's just being sad and gay and moping about missing her girlfriend and you're sitting there FUMING thinking about how all these fucking witches are fruitier than fuck and all of them are useless to you at this point.

like this is just madame morrible at shiz after elphaba asks her to include glinda in their study sessions just realizing 'dear god I am going to be ping-ponging between these lesbians for the rest of my fucking life aren't I.'

ik she needed elphaba for the plot and for her dastardly plans but in all honesty if I was her and elphaba came up to me at 1am and was like yes please I need you to include my roommate with whom I have a homoerotic relationship in our study sessions or else I will quit right now. also, you have to go down to our party this very instant and tell her in person yourself bye and thanks, I would've just handed in my resignation letter right then and there and cut my losses.

[b-ck3t]

"what's happening to me 😭"

LMAO I LOVE THIS SCENE SM

Gotta make a tiny doodle of it

[autistic-will-byers]

Ppl be saying "Yup. Byler is 100% happening!" and then proceed to have a byler doubt over every new bts picture they see

[thefallenangel2008]

HELP, so in my Relativity Falls AU Candy switches with Bill and I pictured her to be a green circle with glasses and I just remembered Dipper canonically has a crush on the green M&M.😭

[mynonclicheblog]

I literally burst out laughing every FUCKING time I see Jaren's dumbass horny nerd smile during Ben's dream (affectionate)

JUDHDUCSDXSUJCASXSCXEWS

[bisexualbrainrots]

all of them in sync. all of them.

I laughed so hard at this! 😂

[teaboot]

Had to give a presentation for a work seminar the other day.

Didnt have much planned and I usually wing it so I got up there and opened with, "Hello, my name is [redacted]. I'm the security specialist assigned to [redacted]- I talk a lot when I'm nervous, so you're gonna hear me talk a lot in the next five minutes"

This got a few laughs as expected, but then one of my superiors cut in like "I had no idea you had a fear of public speaking, you're always so calm and confident"

so I got to say out loud in front of like 20 people twice my age that "Oh, yeah, no, I'm faking it super hard. Like, all the time." (Gestures at face) "This is fake. I'm always freaking out, all of the time."

Anyhow it went well and I'm getting a raise so like. Be yourself and lean into it I guess is what I'm getting to

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[xandrikart]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

He is NOT the CEO of xiaohongshu lmao

The CEO of xiaohongshu is mao wenchao毛文超/Charlwin Mao, he and 瞿芳Qu Fang are the co-founders.

Actually this is a very good example of how western media casually 造谣 nonsense such as saying xiaohongshu (little red book) was named after mao zedong's quotebook lmao. Cnetizens be like:"OH we don't even know that ourselves""With such far-fetched talent and such a high level of political awareness, they could have taken the civil service exam"

The name Xiaohongshu MEANS popular shopping guide. Qu Fang and Mao Wenchao met when they were both in the U.S. shopping for goods. At that time, Mao Wenchao called his family in Wuhan and asked what goods he was bringing, and when Qu Fang heard the accent she felt very close to him, and the two of them got to know each other.

They are both business elites, passionate about entrepreneurship, and deeply sympathetic to the difficulties of nationals shopping overseas. The two founded Xiaohongshu in the hope that it would become a guide to overseas shopping for Chinese people. According to Qu Fang's interpretation of the words “red” and “book” at the time, the three words "Little Red Book” can be translated as ""very popular shopping guide''. It was launched in 2014 when the name is called “Hong Kong shopping guide” (Source)

[swaggy-skeletons]

I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY OLD SKETCH BOOKS AND OMG ITS SO FUNNY

the vampire girl kinda looks like me now not gonna lie 💀

[cereal-abyss-mage]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIGEWINNE HAS A GUN

[raycatzdraws]

The true botw shrine experience. I don't think Four approves!

The full comic page and some colorful Fours can be found under the read more!

A meme redraw based on something I did in a playthrough lol. Out of arrows? Throw your sword!

I love Four so much aaAA

[nerdybluephoenix]

Alien: Why do you do that? What does it mean?

Human: Do what?

Alien: The verbal sound. "Um" and "Uh"

Human: Oh! Well, sometimes when I'm trying speak, I need to a moment to process. It's a pause while I think.

Alien: Why don't you just say nothing when you pause?

Human: Oh! Um...

[souphamsters]

I've been hopelessly fixated on drawing one (1) sweetheart butchfemme couple ... they're all I think abt ... HELP !!!

(silly lesbian ocs that I love , chae🍓and lucky🍋!!!)

[castielsprostate]

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