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coachbeards · 10 months ago

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ted having to get beard to stop flipping off the west ham crowd is actually peak husband coded idc idc idc

#and beard DOES??#ted lasso #coach beard #the little tap against his side and the disappointed husband look #beard remains funniest bitch in the world btw

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mamawasatesttube · 1 month ago

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god i need to write more fics that at least tangentially get into gender. because i know that timkon are t4t in every fic i write but it doesnt always come up. and god knows its just me peddling my little rowboat alone in the t4t timkon waters. 😭 i gotta... i gotta keep kontributing... the trans tim and nonbinary kon tags, they need me...

#rimi talks #deeply unfortunate that the trans tim tag is full of bat/cest ships and also transphobia.#what about people (me) who want tim to simply be a trans guy who's simply a freak and it's not bc he's trans it's just his nature #and then theres the nb kon tag. which like all kon tags is populated by people who havent actually read konmics. sad #at least it's better in there than the trans tim tag but still. low bar #BUT HES LITERALLY KONBINARY.#theres a whole saga in my mind about kon's gender journey inspiring tim to actually stop holding onto --#-- the kinda rigid boxes of gender labels and ideas about presentation that he holds himself to bc of his dad's influence #like tim at age 30 is much more comfortable being gnc than tim at age 16 #tim at age 16 would see tim at age 30 lounging around in a skirt and legwarmers and feel so betrayed #tim at age 30 is just like im a dude no matter what i wear and im comfy and i stole my husbands skirt. cope #its about the growth they go through together. and making each other better. and also about transgenderisms. and #(and then i peek outside my bubble and remember that jesus god the trans tim tag is a nightmare!!!! AUGH!!!)#i gotta write more t4t timkon. its just me and my little rowboat against the world

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cloud-ya · 4 months ago

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=)

#unironically liking narwa #my art was some peoples reason to start liking hov so if its to be the same case with narwa then so be it #if narwa has million fans im one of them if narwa has 5 fans im one of them if narwa has 1 fan this is me #if narwa has 0 fans im no longer alive. if the world is against thunder serpent narwa im against the world #kinda hoping to see her in another game with a little less stressful setting than having to eat her husband to protect herself #monster hunter #thunder serpent narwa

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hikarry · 1 month ago

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https://x.com/graysonissilly/status/1821077080068538603

HOZIER IS JESUS ALL ALONG

THE SECOND COMING IS HERE

AZIRAPHALE, MY BOY, COME HERE, YA LET THE MESSIAH ESCAPE AND WRITE LESBIAN TUNES, METATRON WILL BE SO FUCKING PISSED

*grabs phone*

Not to worry, tho. Imma call Crowley to get his arse in Ireland to control the situation but ya need to get there ASAP

P.S: No promises Crowley will actually go to Ireland and try to help you, because he is still upset and he does like Hozier's songs

P.P.S: Of course Crowley will help, because he simps for ya, but move that feathery arse faster, Supreme Archangel

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industrations · 2 months ago

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"Watch out, imsiriuslyreading. because one day you will regret this. and when the time is right, you will crawl back and beg for my cattle inheritance."

what will people say when they know your true character? when they learn the true depths of your evil?

You wish you could have my cows. My precious cattle inheritance. never EVER will you get you hands on them Loon Talis

#loon of progress #loonie toons #shouldn't have threatened to kill all my favorites #all of them #and then conspired against me with my husband too #there's true evil in this world people #watch out #it's dark out there #you never know when loon of progress will strike #they are like a demon in the night #that monster in your closet?#yes you guessed it #it's loon #that lego you stepped on last friday?#that's right #it was the bringer of pain #loon #just when you think you know someone

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kibibarel · 2 months ago

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hi i'm watching a good response to a bad YouTube video but the guy doing it isn't defending my blorbo valiantly enough. saying that Lusamine's motivation is "just vanity" is kind of like saying Moby Dick is about a whale. it's like......you're not wrong. but also i'm pretty sure there's other stuff in there also

#how can you look at the tragically disappeared husband and alien jellyfish aspects of her role in the plot and be like #'oh her motivation is just vanity'#her motivation is that she wants to escape literally into another world because she's fucked up her own life so irreparably #that she can't bear to live in it anymore. she'd rather go to JELLYFISH! HEAVEN! NOW!#where everything is pretty and she doesn't have to think about anything #that is selfish and she does think the jellyfish are beautiful (because they don't fight against her and give her sexy fusion power)#but man there was a more complicated motivation right there and you just missed it...flew right by ya....#it's Pokemon writing which is always flawed but there's layers to the madness here!!#i would also like to say this to whoever made that one Pokemon villain meme where they put Lusamine under the #'villains whose motivations make no sense' tier.....you may not understand her BUT I DO.

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lightseoul · 2 years ago

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no thoughts brain empty except for retired househusband!bakugou waiting for you to get home from work :(

#imagine coming home to him hacking on romaine lettuce for the salad you're gonna have for dinner #and he'd be wearing an apron #that says world's best husband #which u gifted to him on one of your anniversaries #you sneak up behind him and he startles ever so minutely when you wrap your arms around his torso #chastises you for startling him because he's holding a knife #doesn't want to admit that having you pressed against his back after a long day of not being with you is the highlight of his day--so far #bakugou x reader #bkg

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the-girl-with-too-many-ideas · 3 months ago

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Okay, but what if the entire Cang Qiong mountain turns into silent hill post-PIDW.

Decades after Shen jiu died and the burning of the sect, Luo Binghe, Ning Yingying, Liu Mingyan, and perhaps even Qiu Haitang, visit the burnt husk of what was once Cang Qiong. Only to find themselves trapped in a hell of their own making. Forced to confront their guilt and feelings about the downfall of both the sect and the world they all had a hand in ruining.

Forced to face hard truths about both themselves, and that perhaps everything they thought they knew wasn't entirely true.

#idea dump #ramblings of a sleep deprived girl #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #silent hill #Cang Qiong becomes Silent Hill Post-PIDW #Luo Binghe and his wives get trapped and experience psychological horrors of their own making #you can't tell me Ning Yingying. Liu Mingyan. or even Qiu Haitang don't have regrets or guilt about ruining the world #that after years of watching their husband commit atrocities and collecting women. some in a rather horrific manner #that it wouldn't eat away at them or their conscience #as for Luo Binghe is him confronting the monster his become #him confronting the people his hurt and all the suffering his caused innocent people #as well as his true feelings for Shen Jiu and what it was he really wanted from him #they all also get hit in the face about the truth of all the accusations against Shen Jiu #LMY getting confronted by her brother's ghost and the truth about his death #NYY by her martial siblings and her memories of how her shizun really treated her (as a daughter)#QHT by memories of her family and realizing that they weren't the people she thought they were #as well as realizing that Shen Jiu was the real victim all along #LBH is not happy and is miserable and is tortured by the SVSSS verse again #essentially everyone suffers forced character development via psychological horrors

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moeblob · 11 months ago

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So it occurs to me that I posted most of their lore on my OC blog (though a few posts on here have the story info) and honestly I think it's very important to note that the entire reason a guy from Florida is recruited to help defeat the demon lord isn't him as the hero. His younger brother (by about ten years younger) is the Chosen Hero and... not very good at it. So the goddess (Solei) who had selected the hero has to begrudgingly go back to earth and convince his older brother to help save her world.

(Also Reynold admits to Solei that "Sascha could never be a bad influence. He's the best impulse control I've ever had" and she really doesn't like to hear it. That's terrifying.)

#my characters #sascha is The demon lord and there is truly only one at a time #solei however is simply a goddess - not the only one of divinity #i dont actually know if thats been mentioned on either art blog lmao #also its not pictured here but reynold is recruited and only asks for one favor when in the other world (from solei)#he wants to be a woman while he helps his brother #she thinks its a weird flex but ok whatever buddy you can be a woman #and the logic is not him actually wanting to be one its just you see his younger brother finds it weird #to have a guy cling to him and dote on him like reynold does and said One Time WHY COULDNT YOU BE A SISTER THIS IS WEIRD #and so reynold is briefly rey for about a month before being held hostage by sascha and hes like... super polite #and asks her if she was cursed and so shes like uhhh what and he mentions looking at her gives him a headache #because the core and the outer appearance arent the same and he can revert her back to her original form if she wants #and she does so rey goes back to reynold which is very nice and reynold appreciates it #because honestly looking at rey in a mirror gives HIM a headache cause solei designed his appearance #and it was so bright thank you demon lord for giving the florida man his natural boring look back #also reynold will always carry sunglasses because solei can just appear and she is way too bright to deal with without eye protection #solei is not amused and thinks its basically slander against her godly appearance and reynold just smiles at her and tells her tough luck #he wants his vision for his new hot husband she can deal with a little insubordination #florida man begs for torture bc he can handle that and he knows it #is instead handed courtesy and manners and doesnt know what to do with it - quickly developing what he claims is NOT stockholm syndrome #solei and sascha quietly muttering about what that could possibly mean cause they dont know what this guy is talking about

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charming-young-woman · 1 day ago

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go. fuckin. birds

#nfl #this is in fact an eagles blog #fuck ya threepeat #it’s me and my birds against the world #and #joe burrow #my husband

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yourlazykitkat · 9 months ago

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my little azris headcannon is that eris calls azriel 'awful' all the time and az eventually learns when it's derogation (as in horrible) or when it's reverence (object of my awe).

#azris #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #eris vanserra #eris acotar #i’m just a delulu girl living in an azris world #azris supremacy #acotar #or the third option #“why wingspan so big”#it's a hard job being eris' husband #he doesn't ever bother with tone indicators #azriel will be covered in dog slobber and eris has hearts in his eyes #azriel will win a snowball fight and come home with his white tight shirt wet and eris throws him out for crimes against the carpet

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zeb-z · 1 year ago

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mfw I reunite with my government assigned husband before being separated by a death game in literal purgatory

#death duo [falling down stairs] [glass shattering] [heavy handed eclipse symbolism and metaphors] [vine boom]#listen man. sometimes it’s you and your government assigned husband against the world #and by against the world I mean yet another doomed by the narrative separated in purgatory pair of spouses #common pissa L #also the day I do lineart is the day I die. I wanted to practice poses and I wanted to draw missa and phil. take both <3 #mcyt #qsmp #q!missa #q!philza #death duo #pissa nation is a tag. is that what I would tag this as? pissa nation rise up I guess #qsmp pissa #my art

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gothsuguru · 13 days ago

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this is scripture to me idk

#the only rules i abide by… it’s me and satoru gojo against the world 🫂#AND TOJI FUSHIGURO. my two husbands of all time #personal

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wonder-worker · 11 months ago

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"[Elizabeth Woodville's] piety as queen seems to have been broadly conventional for a fifteenth-century royal, encompassing pilgrimages, membership of various fraternities, a particular devotion to her name saint, notable generosity to the Carthusians, and the foundation of a chantry at Westminster after her son was born there. ['On other occasions she supported planned religious foundations in London, […] made generous gifts to Eton College, and petitioned the pope to extend the circumstances in which indulgences could be acquired by observing the feast of the Visitation']. One possible indicator of a more personal, and more sophisticated, thread in her piety is a book of Hours of the Guardian Angel which Sutton and Visser-Fuchs have argued was commissioned for her, very possibly at her request."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight's Widow", Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, Dynasty

#historicwomendaily #elizabeth woodville #my post #friendly reminder that there's nothing indicating that Elizabeth was exceptionally pious or that her piety was 'beyond purely conventional'#(something first claimed by Anne Crawford who simultaneously claimed that Elizabeth was 'grasping and totally lacking in scruple' so...)#EW's piety as queen may have stood out compared to former 15th century predecessors and definitely stood out compared to her husband #but her actions in themselves were not especially novel or 'beyond normal' and by themselves don't indicate unusual piety on her part #As Laynesmith's more recent research observes they seem to have been 'broadly conventional'#A conclusion arrived at Derek Neal as well who also points out that in general queens and elite noblewomen simply had wider means #of 'visible material expression of [their] personal devotion' - and also emphasizes how we should look at their wider circumstances #to understand their actions (eg: the death of Elizabeth's son George in 1479 as a motivating factor)#It's nice that we know a bit about Elizabeth's more personal piety - for eg she seems to have developed an attachment to Westminster Abbey #It's possible her (outward) piety increased across her queenship - she undertook most of her religious projects in later years #But again - none of them indicate the *level* of her piety (ie: they don't indicate that she was beyond conventionally pious)#By 1475 it seems that contemporaries identified Cecily Neville as the most personally devout from the Yorkist family #(though Elizabeth and even Cecily's sons were far greater patrons)#I think people also assume this because of her retirement to Westminster post 1485 #which doesn't work because 1) we don't actually know when she retired? as Laynesmith says there is no actual evidence for the traditional #date of 12 February 1487 #2) she had very secular reasons for retiring (grief over the death of her children? her lack of dower lands or estates which most other #widows had? her options were very limited; choosing to reside in the abbey is not particularly surprising. it's a massive and unneeded jump #to claim that it was motivated solely by piety (especially because it wasn't a complete 'retirement' in the way people assume it was)#I think historians have a habit of using her piety as a GOTCHA!' point against her vilification - which is a flawed and stupid argument #Elizabeth could be the most pious individual in the world and still be the pantomime villain Ricardians/Yorkists claim she was #They're not mutually exclusive; this line of thinking is useless #I think this also stems from the fact that we simply know very little about Elizabeth as an individual (ie: her hobbies/interests)#certainly far less than we do for other prominent women Margaret of Anjou; Elizabeth of York;; Cecily Neville or Margaret Beaufort #and I think rather than emphasizing that gap of knowledge her historians merely try to fill it up with 'she was pious!'#which is ... an incredibly lackluster take. I think it's better to just acknowledge that we don't know much about this historical figure #ie: I do wish that her piety and patronage was emphasized more yes. but it shouldn't flip too far to the other side either.

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soap-is-an-artist · 24 days ago

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Hooray... it's 7 in the morning and I stayed up all night listening to the imperium... I feel so happy and satisfied with my life choices...

I am feeling very much not cowabunga, dude

[SEVERE rambling in tags]

#ouww it hurts!! it hurts!!! this is the stuff you're supposed to leave for angst fic writers not make canon in an alt universe?? ERIK PLEASE #i hate the whole entire world right now. genuinely cannot speak to anyone normally for the next 3-4 business days.#I have no one irl to rant to about this FUCK im stranded. im quarantined. im being held against my will free meee #The irl friend i have who knows anything at all about redacted only knows freelancer s1 i cannot drop this bigass plot on them #Genuinely i might start going mad out of repression. Erik writing “hope you enjoy” in the desc as if that wasnt the most painfully torturou #experience I've ever had in my life. The fucking inevitability. I knew Echo was going to pull some shit. IM JUST GLAD VIN AND FL ARE OK #they were NOT the turning point just let them live their cabin in the woods fantasy for however long they can okay...#Also I kinda love imp!vega. not the biggest fan of prime bc of the whole child beating situation but i sure loved this guy.#really knew what he was talking about when it came to revolutions and stuff. Like he's good. no disrespect to avior but vega did good #and he was so gentle with his partner which i find more appealing than torture but that's just me. that's just me i get it #And uh. speaking of that. Imp!sam. Yeah i get why some of yall are goin wild over him and i wish i could say i shared the sentiment but hes #too scary im weak like that. when i know a bastard would simply kill me without a care im just not into that yknow? or maybe you dont #Glad we got twisted gay damihux at the end though MUAHAJAJA that's one of the only redeeming lights that kept me alive #FUCKKKK SHIT FU K SJIT DAM ASHERS ENTIRE SCENE WITH BRACJIUM GOD HELP ME. ID DIE FOR THAT MAN #he's so fucking sad!!! he just wants his husband back!!! HE WANTS HIS FAMILY BACK!!!!!!#No even I don't understand how it's possible to get this attached to characters. I don't know. Im in deep shit.#Is this the end for me? Is my life over? These are the questions I have today. I probably just need to sleep because again #it's 7:30 in the morning. but regardless. These characters mean so much to me and this silly anthology has pulled emotions out of #me that i am terrified of feeling [survivors guilt hits me right in the fucking heart] and im scared. of what? don't know #That little shit Echo was right about one thing. It may not be real but the emotional damage it caused me is real. AND IRREPARABLE #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted imperium #redacted imp!asher #redacted echo #redacted imp!vega #redacted imp!sam #redacted vindemiator #tired of tagging. hitting the pillow. good night.

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markantonys · 11 months ago

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i'm rereading the garden scene and i'd completely forgotten about this moment of gawyn just totally losing his marbles over rand i'm HOWLING the case for (onesided & unknown-to-rand) randwyn gets stronger every day

#gawyn 🤝 dain: having obsessive knowledge of two rivers exports for homoerotic reasons #'elayne should have a two rivers husband' sweetheart i think YOU want a two rivers husband #i'm citing this 'elayne should marry someone from the two rivers' bit as evidence to claim He Would Not Fucking Say That damages #against sanderson's whole TOM spiel about how gawyn is jealous that a Lowly Peasant is ruling the world in his stead #anyway gawyn is such a sweetheart in this whole scene i'm in physical pain!!!! i'd forgotten all about it!!!#he's so gentle with rand and teasing with elayne and is also ride-or-die for both of them #he joins elayne in throwing himself between rand and the armed guards!#and he's like 'galad's a good person but goddamn is he annoying' right along with elayne djfkgjh #and now i extra resent AMOL randomly deciding to prioritize the gawyn-galad relationship when it was always gawyn-elayne that mattered most #anyway i'm dying. i didn't really start paying attention to gawyn until LOC so there are some hidden gems in the early books!#gawyn trakand #gawynposting #rand al'thor #randwyn #wot #wot book spoilers

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