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coachbeards · 7 months ago

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ted having to get beard to stop flipping off the west ham crowd is actually peak husband coded idc idc idc

#and beard DOES??#ted lasso #coach beard #the little tap against his side and the disappointed husband look #beard remains funniest bitch in the world btw

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cloud-ya · 2 months ago

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#unironically liking narwa #my art was some peoples reason to start liking hov so if its to be the same case with narwa then so be it #if narwa has million fans im one of them if narwa has 5 fans im one of them if narwa has 1 fan this is me #if narwa has 0 fans im no longer alive. if the world is against thunder serpent narwa im against the world #kinda hoping to see her in another game with a little less stressful setting than having to eat her husband to protect herself #monster hunter #thunder serpent narwa

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lightseoul · 1 year ago

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no thoughts brain empty except for retired househusband!bakugou waiting for you to get home from work :(

#imagine coming home to him hacking on romaine lettuce for the salad you're gonna have for dinner #and he'd be wearing an apron #that says world's best husband #which u gifted to him on one of your anniversaries #you sneak up behind him and he startles ever so minutely when you wrap your arms around his torso #chastises you for startling him because he's holding a knife #doesn't want to admit that having you pressed against his back after a long day of not being with you is the highlight of his day--so far #bakugou x reader #bkg

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moeblob · 9 months ago

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So it occurs to me that I posted most of their lore on my OC blog (though a few posts on here have the story info) and honestly I think it's very important to note that the entire reason a guy from Florida is recruited to help defeat the demon lord isn't him as the hero. His younger brother (by about ten years younger) is the Chosen Hero and... not very good at it. So the goddess (Solei) who had selected the hero has to begrudgingly go back to earth and convince his older brother to help save her world.

(Also Reynold admits to Solei that "Sascha could never be a bad influence. He's the best impulse control I've ever had" and she really doesn't like to hear it. That's terrifying.)

#my characters #sascha is The demon lord and there is truly only one at a time #solei however is simply a goddess - not the only one of divinity #i dont actually know if thats been mentioned on either art blog lmao #also its not pictured here but reynold is recruited and only asks for one favor when in the other world (from solei)#he wants to be a woman while he helps his brother #she thinks its a weird flex but ok whatever buddy you can be a woman #and the logic is not him actually wanting to be one its just you see his younger brother finds it weird #to have a guy cling to him and dote on him like reynold does and said One Time WHY COULDNT YOU BE A SISTER THIS IS WEIRD #and so reynold is briefly rey for about a month before being held hostage by sascha and hes like... super polite #and asks her if she was cursed and so shes like uhhh what and he mentions looking at her gives him a headache #because the core and the outer appearance arent the same and he can revert her back to her original form if she wants #and she does so rey goes back to reynold which is very nice and reynold appreciates it #because honestly looking at rey in a mirror gives HIM a headache cause solei designed his appearance #and it was so bright thank you demon lord for giving the florida man his natural boring look back #also reynold will always carry sunglasses because solei can just appear and she is way too bright to deal with without eye protection #solei is not amused and thinks its basically slander against her godly appearance and reynold just smiles at her and tells her tough luck #he wants his vision for his new hot husband she can deal with a little insubordination #florida man begs for torture bc he can handle that and he knows it #is instead handed courtesy and manners and doesnt know what to do with it - quickly developing what he claims is NOT stockholm syndrome #solei and sascha quietly muttering about what that could possibly mean cause they dont know what this guy is talking about

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yourlazykitkat · 6 months ago

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my little azris headcannon is that eris calls azriel 'awful' all the time and az eventually learns when it's derogation (as in horrible) or when it's reverence (object of my awe).

#azris #azriel shadowsinger #azriel acotar #eris vanserra #eris acotar #i’m just a delulu girl living in an azris world #azris supremacy #acotar #or the third option #“why wingspan so big”#it's a hard job being eris' husband #he doesn't ever bother with tone indicators #azriel will be covered in dog slobber and eris has hearts in his eyes #azriel will win a snowball fight and come home with his white tight shirt wet and eris throws him out for crimes against the carpet

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zeb-z · 1 year ago

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mfw I reunite with my government assigned husband before being separated by a death game in literal purgatory

#death duo [falling down stairs] [glass shattering] [heavy handed eclipse symbolism and metaphors] [vine boom]#listen man. sometimes it’s you and your government assigned husband against the world #and by against the world I mean yet another doomed by the narrative separated in purgatory pair of spouses #common pissa L #also the day I do lineart is the day I die. I wanted to practice poses and I wanted to draw missa and phil. take both <3 #mcyt #qsmp #q!missa #q!philza #death duo #pissa nation is a tag. is that what I would tag this as? pissa nation rise up I guess #qsmp pissa #my art

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wonder-worker · 8 months ago

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"[Elizabeth Woodville's] piety as queen seems to have been broadly conventional for a fifteenth-century royal, encompassing pilgrimages, membership of various fraternities, a particular devotion to her name saint, notable generosity to the Carthusians, and the foundation of a chantry at Westminster after her son was born there. ['On other occasions she supported planned religious foundations in London, […] made generous gifts to Eton College, and petitioned the pope to extend the circumstances in which indulgences could be acquired by observing the feast of the Visitation']. One possible indicator of a more personal, and more sophisticated, thread in her piety is a book of Hours of the Guardian Angel which Sutton and Visser-Fuchs have argued was commissioned for her, very possibly at her request."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: The Knight's Widow", Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, Dynasty

#historicwomendaily #elizabeth woodville #my post #friendly reminder that there's nothing indicating that Elizabeth was exceptionally pious or that her piety was 'beyond purely conventional'#(something first claimed by Anne Crawford who simultaneously claimed that Elizabeth was 'grasping and totally lacking in scruple' so...)#EW's piety as queen may have stood out compared to former 15th century predecessors and definitely stood out compared to her husband #but her actions in themselves were not especially novel or 'beyond normal' and by themselves don't indicate unusual piety on her part #As Laynesmith's more recent research observes they seem to have been 'broadly conventional'#A conclusion arrived at Derek Neal as well who also points out that in general queens and elite noblewomen simply had wider means #of 'visible material expression of [their] personal devotion' - and also emphasizes how we should look at their wider circumstances #to understand their actions (eg: the death of Elizabeth's son George in 1479 as a motivating factor)#It's nice that we know a bit about Elizabeth's more personal piety - for eg she seems to have developed an attachment to Westminster Abbey #It's possible her (outward) piety increased across her queenship - she undertook most of her religious projects in later years #But again - none of them indicate the *level* of her piety (ie: they don't indicate that she was beyond conventionally pious)#By 1475 it seems that contemporaries identified Cecily Neville as the most personally devout from the Yorkist family #(though Elizabeth and even Cecily's sons were far greater patrons)#I think people also assume this because of her retirement to Westminster post 1485 #which doesn't work because 1) we don't actually know when she retired? as Laynesmith says there is no actual evidence for the traditional #date of 12 February 1487 #2) she had very secular reasons for retiring (grief over the death of her children? her lack of dower lands or estates which most other #widows had? her options were very limited; choosing to reside in the abbey is not particularly surprising. it's a massive and unneeded jump #to claim that it was motivated solely by piety (especially because it wasn't a complete 'retirement' in the way people assume it was)#I think historians have a habit of using her piety as a GOTCHA!' point against her vilification - which is a flawed and stupid argument #Elizabeth could be the most pious individual in the world and still be the pantomime villain Ricardians/Yorkists claim she was #They're not mutually exclusive; this line of thinking is useless #I think this also stems from the fact that we simply know very little about Elizabeth as an individual (ie: her hobbies/interests)#certainly far less than we do for other prominent women Margaret of Anjou; Elizabeth of York;; Cecily Neville or Margaret Beaufort #and I think rather than emphasizing that gap of knowledge her historians merely try to fill it up with 'she was pious!'#which is ... an incredibly lackluster take. I think it's better to just acknowledge that we don't know much about this historical figure #ie: I do wish that her piety and patronage was emphasized more yes. but it shouldn't flip too far to the other side either.

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markantonys · 8 months ago

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i'm rereading the garden scene and i'd completely forgotten about this moment of gawyn just totally losing his marbles over rand i'm HOWLING the case for (onesided & unknown-to-rand) randwyn gets stronger every day

#gawyn 🤝 dain: having obsessive knowledge of two rivers exports for homoerotic reasons #'elayne should have a two rivers husband' sweetheart i think YOU want a two rivers husband #i'm citing this 'elayne should marry someone from the two rivers' bit as evidence to claim He Would Not Fucking Say That damages #against sanderson's whole TOM spiel about how gawyn is jealous that a Lowly Peasant is ruling the world in his stead #anyway gawyn is such a sweetheart in this whole scene i'm in physical pain!!!! i'd forgotten all about it!!!#he's so gentle with rand and teasing with elayne and is also ride-or-die for both of them #he joins elayne in throwing himself between rand and the armed guards!#and he's like 'galad's a good person but goddamn is he annoying' right along with elayne djfkgjh #and now i extra resent AMOL randomly deciding to prioritize the gawyn-galad relationship when it was always gawyn-elayne that mattered most #anyway i'm dying. i didn't really start paying attention to gawyn until LOC so there are some hidden gems in the early books!#gawyn trakand #gawynposting #rand al'thor #randwyn #wot #wot book spoilers

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jabeur · 1 month ago

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today i'm really into divorce music (fleetwood mac)

#stevie nicks is amazing #besides her whole thing with buckingham did you know she married her best friend's husband like 3 months after she died #and they divorced after only a few months #they said they didn't marry for love but bc they were grieving and that seemed like the only way to deal with it #?!?!!? definitely normal people #anyway silver springs live from the dance 1997 it's you and me against the world #nico rambles

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insanity-laughs-under-pressure · 1 year ago

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So I was looking back through Good Omens and noticed this line from the book:

"If we could understand, we wouldn't be us."

There's a lot of deep stuff I could talk about from that line but all I'm focusing on it the "we wouldn't be us".

Book: We wouldn't be us.

Show: We could have been us.

#I just love them so much #Crowley and Aziraphale are an us #It's them against the world #Or them with the world #It makes more sense that way #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands

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the-girl-with-too-many-ideas · 10 days ago

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Okay, but what if the entire Cang Qiong mountain turns into silent hill post-PIDW.

Decades after Shen jiu died and the burning of the sect, Luo Binghe, Ning Yingying, Liu Mingyan, and perhaps even Qiu Haitang, visit the burnt husk of what was once Cang Qiong. Only to find themselves trapped in a hell of their own making. Forced to confront their guilt and feelings about the downfall of both the sect and the world they all had a hand in ruining.

Forced to face hard truths about both themselves, and that perhaps everything they thought they knew wasn't entirely true.

#idea dump #ramblings of a sleep deprived girl #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #silent hill #Cang Qiong becomes Silent Hill Post-PIDW #Luo Binghe and his wives get trapped and experience psychological horrors of their own making #you can't tell me Ning Yingying. Liu Mingyan. or even Qiu Haitang don't have regrets or guilt about ruining the world #that after years of watching their husband commit atrocities and collecting women. some in a rather horrific manner #that it wouldn't eat away at them or their conscience #as for Luo Binghe is him confronting the monster his become #him confronting the people his hurt and all the suffering his caused innocent people #as well as his true feelings for Shen Jiu and what it was he really wanted from him #they all also get hit in the face about the truth of all the accusations against Shen Jiu #LMY getting confronted by her brother's ghost and the truth about his death #NYY by her martial siblings and her memories of how her shizun really treated her (as a daughter)#QHT by memories of her family and realizing that they weren't the people she thought they were #as well as realizing that Shen Jiu was the real victim all along #LBH is not happy and is miserable and is tortured by the SVSSS verse again #essentially everyone suffers forced character development via psychological horrors

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peterpparkour · 7 months ago

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I still wake up with things to tell you | Part one, Part two

#irwin dundee #barry benson #bbmc #bondi boys motor club #does everyone remember husbands or is it just me #its just me my 1000 screenshots and quotes against the world #yes this is an accurant irwin dundee conversation imo #mine #mine np #gta nopixel #gta rp #nopixel #nopixel 3.0

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opalsoap · 8 months ago

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I LOVE YOU ANDROID 17 !!! (louder than everyone else)

Im so mushy for him,, sometimes I feel so apathetic and disconnected from everything, but Lapis brings me back and I love him sm for it <3

When he tells me everything will be okay, then I actually feel better because I put all my trust into his judgment,, besides, he tells me "If you're ever falling, you know I'll be there to catch you." And not once did he ever break that promise

GAHH ILHSM I'm so glad my friend introduced me to him,, when I met him in that bakery, I thought we'd never get along,, but here we are, married for life :3

It's nice having a lover who balances you out,, opposites attract is such a real saying HEHSJS

Anyway, take the edit I've made for my dearest :> Lapis made fun of me for making it saying I was sooo obsessed with him (he's not wrong) but oh well !! he loves picking on me for that anyway

I apologize for it being offbeat,, I don't edit, I just really wanted to make the audio :D All in all, I'm grateful you are in my life, my perfect, beloved, Lapis <3

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mdemn · 10 months ago

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walk with me here. sarah angelo & alice colletti jennifer’s body moment of “you’re killing people!” / “no. i’m killing boys!”

#ok? OK ⁉️#ARE Y’ALL WALKING WITH ME ?#sarah who grew up with alice (alice is a few years younger but since she was the only other girl they were forced to play together)#and sarah wanted to be rough and wanted to be ‘one of the boys’ so to speak #like she wanted to be involved in the family. was mad when she wasn’t taken seriously #alice wants to be a Good Girl. goes to mass every sunday. says her prayers. she’s smart n march is ensuring that she gets away frm this life #but also . alice has a MASSIVE crush on sarah #sarah who was her first kiss. sarah who was like ‘well if you’re gonna go off to school and change the world-#- you should at least know how to kiss so you can get you a rich husband’#and therefore teaches alice to kiss. more than once. in more than a couple ways #because two girls kissing is not against the rules. it doesn’t count. it’s not sex before marriage bc two girls can’t have sex . right ?#and so anyway . alice is in love with sarah and she’s naive . and sarah is a ‘bad girl’ and march begs alice to stay away from her #bc sarah is starting to help the family in some petty crimes. sarah can drink and handle liquor. sarah enjoys being around men.#sarah’s HURT people before. and alice who doesn’t get it who will never get it #i’d like ‘sarah! you’re KILLING people!!’ and sarah who smiles as she’s washing the blood from her hands is like #‘no.. i’m killin’ boys.. :)’#sarah marino #sarah angelo #alice colletti #mde #mafia definitive edition #post: personal

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darabeatha · 11 months ago

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/ LAST TIME IT WAS THE MEME OF let me assign ur muse a husband from my muse list but how about in a general sense 🧐 feel free to give this post a like for me to assign ur muse servants I write!

#;ooc #ooc #;starter call #(its not but tagging it so i can find it easier heho)#I MEAN if u want a husband or wife assignment feel free to request that ; its mostly a silly lil meme #this is like if ur muse was their m.aster; who do i think would answer their call in the summoning 🧐#unless ur a servant too or not in a verse of master; then ints just compatibility or contrast or who i think would be funny to put #SOMETIMES ITS U AND UR CHAOTIC SERVANT AGAINST THE WORLD-

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arisloverrs · 1 month ago

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watch me draw so much fushiguro family fluff tonight

#☄ selfship ! - tari #me my sons and my husband against the world #☄ chats !

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