#IT WAS AWFUL

[adamsrcnan]

and FUCK those nasty stank ass bitch ravens for destroying jean's magnets and post cards. ESPECIALLY the little bear with the red beret. i hope Jean gets to collect a million more new ones on his own travels

[vs-space-orcs]

Imagine explaining braces to an alien.

Alien: this "lemonade" smells like it'll melt my skin. Will this melt my skin?

Human: probably not. Though it did dissolve the glue on one of my braces when I was a kid.

Alien: for me to understand how fully horrified I should be right now I need to know what "braces" are.

Human: oh, people that have the money for it get a bunch of metal put in their mouth to move their teeth into a perfect row. It's a very painful process that usually takes years.

Alien: metal??? On your face bones??? And it hurts?? Doesn't this impede your ability to eat??

Human: well yeah there are things you can't eat when you have them. And some foods you just stop eating because it gets stuck in your braces and it's really gross to get it all out. I still don't eat much bread. Certain foods can break the braces, so you weren't supposed to eat those

Alien: EATING could break the painful metal in your mouth???? WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU PEOPLE EAT???

Human: well lemonade just dissolves the glue

Alien: WHAT?!!! And you want me to DRINK this?? No!! Now I know what people mean when they say you can never understand deathworlders. You people are nuts! I am never eating your substance dissolving, metal breaking food. Fuck that.

Human: alright, I'll drink yours *chugs the lemonade, much to the alien's fascinated horror*

Alien, whispering to themself: deathworlders are insane

[weevmo]

Wait... what does your more human version of lemongrab look like? Do you have one?

Ummmmmmmmm

(And when I say 'human' I mean 'humanoid'!! Still made out of lemon substances - just more human-esc like Bubblegum herself!)

[raiasintended]

“Does English Have a Future Tense” - the greatest tags in the history of linguistics, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[abbykmtr-13]

TMNTober 2023 • 21. Greatest fear

Of course I needed to draw Raph for this one! He and I share this exact same fear.

@tmntober-2023

Plus, a little sketch below the cut!

[thegreateventof1928]

It’s 4 am and I just had a major breakdown. I’ll check my phone and see what’s going on before going to bed, since I have to get up early tomorro- WELL HELLOOOOO- @sinspirefly JUST POSTED A NEW CHAPTER!!! I know what I’m doing tonight!!

[splatoon-confession-box]

if megalodontia shows up on high tide marooners bay i will cry throw up piss shit shake uncontrollably

[kiwi-draws]

had a dream where jerma was doing a stream involving a small pile of dirt with a bunch of earthworms. someone in the chat told him to eat one, and he was like "what!? no im not gonna EAT an EARTHWORM what are you fuckin-" and then he quickly grabbed the fattest fucking earthworm and slurped it like a spaghetti noodle making the most vile sound imaginable.

[coolpointsetta]

me, opening ao3 after watching the teen wolf abomination:

[pirateprincessjess]

Can we still get some Good Trans News every once in a while?

Yes! That is the goal! I fell off on making these videos when I got sick last year, but I posted one today for the first time in months, and I plan to keep doing it!

[arthursfuckinghat]

Elysian Pool Cave, Van Horn Mansion, Braithwaite Tree, Serpent Mound - Roanoke Ridge/Scarlett Meadows

[mxstxcwxsdxm]

when i posted this on tiktok someone complained that i just HAD to make the rollercoasters gay but like why wouldn't i. there's gay rollercoaster lore, so what

(my alton towers & thorpe park coaster ocs ok?)

[warmpeachxo]

[writingpoorly]

Actually, roll it back. Lets all just return to the caves.

[ghostlingpupversailles]

Already posted this in a community I’m in but here’s a quick sketch of that annoying sassy fuck of a postman

[starsand-moons]

just found a harry potter fanfic i wrote when i was 6