i love that the premise of lassiters character growth is “let’s expose this objectively irritating and miserable man to the two most annoying people on planet earth once a week and see what happens” and like. on god it Works
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It's better to be fat with food freedom, than spend my life in a cycle of starving-bingeing and food obsession.
It might not be the pant size I wanted, but I'm not scared of food anymore. I stopped bingeing entirely. My emotional eating is extremely rare.
I've never experienced this before in my life.
Intuitive eating is so much better than trying to control every bit of food.
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*****PSA*****
You may think regular television is dead. There are quite a few stations still broadcasting regular airwave broadcast TV. Lets talk about how to circumvent the bullshit and get you some free television. I just did this hack and now I have 31 extra channels that are coming to my television from The airwaves. 1st we need to concentrate on a few things. Look on the back of your TV. Some TVs are gonna have this and some TVs aren't because they're trying to phase it out. Newer TVs have the HDMI port. They are trying to phase out TVS with the cable input port for just this reason, They don't want you to know that there's still free TV out there. They want you to continue paying for all the streaming services that you get through your HDMI channel. Well, let's all say it together, fuck them. Look on the back of your television set and see if you have the cable and antenna input Port. The little cylindrical port with threads that we used to plug the cable into. The cable input port. Not the HDMI port because that's how they're phasing it out. Now if you're television has the Cable input port, (lucky you) Now find yourself a paper clip. Nothing other than a paper clip will do because it is the exact dimension and size that you need... So we need to find A standard regular good old fashion paper clip. take that paper clip And stick the end into the cable input port until you feel it snap in place, There is a button inside that the paper clip engages when you push it in, You will feel a little snap when the button is engaged. Now,bend the paper clip 90 ° and leave it in there. This is your new tiny little antenna. Now, scan for channels With your new antenna. In other words, go to your TV and go to the menu or the settings,where it will automatically scan for channels. Do the 'scan for channels' option And it will find the new channels for you. Presto!! Free TV.
It really works. Right now I have 31 more channels than I had 10 minutes ago. Happy birthday to me.
It's nice to be able to circumvent those big corporations with a simple paperclip. I bet it really chews their hiney that that's the only thing we need to get around paying them for it. Definitely file this under 'things they don't want you to know'.
Now you know. Find a paper clip and go get some TV.
This will also be a plus if your cable\whatever ever goes out you can still get broadcast television. So that you can get news reports and information if there is an emergency. I'm not completely sure about it yet, but if the cable company turns off your cable for non payment I'm betting you can still watch these channels for free... and I'll wager the cable company certainly don't want you to know that. But now you do. 😈
I can't believe how cool this is! lol!!
If I want to go back to my regular streaming channels, I go to my HDMI channel and turn my PlayStation on and I have all of my streaming services that I have downloaded but now I have 31 extra channels coming to the TV in it's regular format.
Spread the word. Tv is still free with a paper clip. I have channel 13 and MPT and I'm positively giddy about it!! Do you know how much I miss MPT? The MPT that introduced me to poirot?! Where we watched Bob Ross paint?! Where I watched Sesame street as a small squirt?! C'mon now man. How dare they rob us of this.
Get yourself a paper clip and take it back.
Here aresome photos that may help you locate that port on the back of your Tv. They predominantly had threads so that you could screw on the cable Wire. The central post of that cable Is the exact measurement and dimensions of a standard paper clip. The thing that that central post does is engage the antenna inside your TV All you need to do is stick something in there to engage the button and that thing is a paper clip. Trust me, nothing other than a paper clip will work. I didn't know how hard finding a standard paper clip lying around the manor was going to be. It's another thing that's been phased out, isn't it? It took me two days to find one. The one I found is probably 30 years old too. fitting, really.
Well, go on and give it a whirl. It's only a matter of time before that port on the back of the TVs disappear, If they haven't already. If you have to get a new TV You might wanna consider getting an older model,, check out the pawn shop hit the thrift store and find an older model TV with that particular port That works good. Alright.
Good luck!!
Make it so.
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Sometimes when I'm in a shit mood I let it marinate and brew, by thinking of everything horrible and listening to the most angsty songs till I sit down to write. It really helps me properly transfer those feelings to my writing.
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boomer enrichment: put on a video about jfk and see how long they infodump
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be
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