#IT REALLY BE LIKE THAT

[siriwesen]

Happy "Die Geschäfte sind geschlossen drei Tage lang" to All my fellow Germans.

[incorrectgenv]

Jordan: I give up. I am so tired.

Cate: Get the emergency supply!

Andre: *carries Marie and places them in front of Jordan*

Marie: *smiles*

Jordan: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO-!

[polarpics]

Before and after the Winter Journey, 1911

[thebibliosphere]

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

[teathattast]

[alexaloraetheris]

Having a uterus is WILD because I'll be just fine right up until the blood moon rises, and I become the most bloodthirsty feral bitch in the world. But this is fixed with some nice white pills (ibuprofen) and I'm fine again UNTIL I end up suffering from blood loss and become the most miserable, washed out bitch in the world. Then I have to take the nice red pills (iron and vit C supplements), except these don't work immediately and I continue being a miserable bitch until they start working and I'm normal again, then I have to beg for forgiveness from everyone I wronged and promise never to do that again, and the whole cycle repeats every fucking month.

[saffitaffi]

Seriously though, I feel like I’ve had a steady decline in the amount of comments I’ve gotten (especially on TikTok) when like. That’s kinda the goal. It’s not just about likes, I want to interact with y’all 😭

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Apollo: *touches the sauce pan and almost burns his hand* GOD HOT BELTED WAFFLES!

Apollo: Wait a minute... I'm alone. I can swear for real!

Apollo: *breathes in* SON OF A B-

[heyyy-its-kayyy]

I would once again like to reiterate that I hate men. Because please tell me why we get a new suppressed patient on the floor and the nurse doesn’t know what the deal is with him, so I open up his chart to try and get a clue—and this man’s chart literally says he doesn’t want anyone to know where he is or have any information EXCEPT FOR his wife AND his girlfriend. Like. Sir?? Tf is going on? Do they know about each other? How long you think you’re gonna get away with that?

The kicker is that right now, the girlfriend is in the room and his wife has been calling asking for any updates.

I am just. Bamboozled, truly.

Update: This man had the audacity to come out of his room and look me dead in my face to let me know that “if my wife shows up, tell her I don’t wanna be bothered tonight.”

Bro. She’s your wife. Not mine. YOU tell her. That’s not my job or my business. Maybe get your girlfriend out of the room. Just a suggestion.

Update 2: wifey found out y’all. Wifey found out and she was HOT. Like mad mad. She demanded to be taken off of his chart and pretty much removed from everything. So I do that for her because..fair, babes. Good for you.

…only for her to call back 15 minutes later and be like “you know what? What room is he in, actually?”

Now, typically..if a person has the patient password, I can give them information. She thought she had the patient password because she set it up before he transferred to our floor. Well. Homeboy changed it on her without her knowledge. *Le gasp*.

Therefore, when I asked her the password and she didn’t have the right one, I, according to policy, could not give her any information. (I hated it so much because I’m a girls girl and I was entirely on her side). But she understood and was understandably pissed, so she hung up with no further questions.

Anywhoosen. Charge nurse informs ole boy that wifey knows about said infidelity and he panics and says if she shows up, to have her removed. Yada yada, blah. She didn’t show up because he does not deserve her presence.

To put the cherry on top of the metaphorical cake, douche rocket 3,000 and girlfriend were just going at it as careless as you please in the hospital bed later on, so. Clearly, he’s heartbroken.

Wifey deserves better man. I wish her all the future happiness with someone much more tolerable as a person.

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Hi :D

i suddenly hyperfixated heavily on wizards of the black circle, and there's absolutely no content(like there's maybe like a few fics and their tumblr tag is just full of posts by the same three people)

what would the wizards do or how would they like rest, cause we see that they clearly get exhausted and worn down a little by the fighting and using their magic

like would duman need to rest longer cause we see him using his powers like constantly(i personally think he takes a lot of naps, actually most of them would consider how old they could just taking group grandpa naps lol)

Am I not one of those three people anymore- Gotta step up my game fr dang

I think generally resting is a pretty straightforward thing. We even see Gantlos taking a nap, which I personally find absolutely delightful. It's very important to me. Get those hours in grandpa!! They're clearly not above sleeping and GOOD, they shouldn't be.

But depending on the point in time, the way they went about things probably did change over time? To me there's like 3 major points for them: Their start -> prime -> downfall.

Like in the early days it was probably a rare sight for them to all sleep at the same time, same goes during their downfall. Plus depending on their personal experience and skill levels they may all have needed a different amount of rest after using their magic excessively or even recklessly, so yeah. As a whole they kinda had this BOOM ATTACK lay low and don't use your magic, then ATTACK AGAIN and hide- Repeat cycle, something like that going on.

Then their prime rolled around and they just. Didn't really need to lay low between attacks anymore. They still slept! Sort of! But when they started feeling low on magical energy they could tap into the Black Circle (the object), which now stored a bunch of absorbed magic, take a quick sniff and be replenished. At most it'd take a meditation maybe, but it wasn't something they needed to take a big break for anymore. Imagine being a Terrestrial fairy. You've gotten used to the wizards disappearing after bigger attacks and suddenly those breaks get shorter and shorter until eventually there no longer are breaks. Me personally, I would give up.

Eventually their downfall rolls around, which brought back both the sleeping in shifts, as mentioned, as well as the ATTACK and lay low approach. But now it's embarrassing because they're cocky and supposed to be above that at their grown, experienced age. They're not stupid enough to inhale their whole magic supply in a panic, but that doesn't leave them with a lot of different options beside the reliable breaks.

HOWEVER!! Back in the day they somewhat had the advantage of going from minor inconvenience to genuine threat, right- Meanwhile during S4 they already ARE a threat, just disappearing like they used to doesn't quite work the same anymore. They don't have the energy to sustain their reputation, and the reputation is too much for their enemy to let their guard down while the wizards try to lay low. Just things to think about. I know I think.

Something else I think about!! Is Duman specifically!! And nobody was surprised sksjdhfj. I'd like to think his magic is on the majority of the time, that's just how he works. His transformations are quick and frequent, as we know, having it on just helps that work properly. Now I have considered!! Hibernation. At times. At least a form of it.

Back in the day there were genuine times he was out of the running for a while just not to strain his magic more than it could handle. Of course he wasn't as GREEDY with it as modern day Duman, so it didn't happen often, but it did happen. Very inconvenient!! Ogron despised his ass frfr. Jk but. It stopped being a necessary thing during their prime too, because of their shared supply- Probably should've returned during their downfall though. But it didn't. So.

I could really yap on about the hibernation thing tbh, I keep breakdancing on the fence whether I really wanna use it, but the concept has given me THOUGHTS and the wizard server refuses to humor me!!!!! No they do just the last time I brought it up with them I didn't have a lot to say yet jdkdj- Either way I could probably just. Use it sometimes, depending on what I'm doing. What else is new right.

[elitewrestlinghoe]

From: @dirtytwenny on twitter

[tired-beholding-bitch]

i'm so glad we're being insane about agnes montague on the dash tonight

[shybaby-k]

I wonder if people are like “dang where is K at?” And then I pop up 5 days later like “hey ya’ll, horny yet again :/“

[deathbirby]

Edelgard stans when you ask for a source on their arguments: