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[lavendersgirl]

DAMN WOMAN

Arcane Sevika 3D Model by Romain MAZEVET (posted by /spideraxe30 on twt)

[landoughnut]

Mine All Mine

♡ masterlist - request!

♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)

♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!

♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx

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landonorris can confirm ✅

charles_leclerc are my eyes deciving me?

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landonorris THE AUDACITY

oscarpiastri i see you little french boy.

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mclaren for legal reasons this IS a joke 😅

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username AWHHHHHHHHH

alex_albon i didn't know he could be so sweet

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zendaya same.

[gyarucoded]

gimme a sec i need to talk about this !!

so i saw a long ass reblog under an anti-sylki blog that started off as something like "actually loki & sylvie has good romance chemistry meanwhile loki & mobius doesn't have any romance chemistry at all"🤓– and in this moment i went "alright best frien i'm not reading all that" then went to block instead of arguing.

didn't try reading that bullshit of a post further either just to anger myself, i know better.

i especially didn't wanna argue cuz i think that was a child..??? (assuming from the miracoulus ladybug theme cuz no adult in their right mind enjoys that trash) but if i'm wrong that just makes it worse tbh, like grown ass ppl who srsly think toxic relationships should be the example of peak romance needs their brain to be studied fr.

i usually try to be respectful for others' opinion but i genuinely can't see where this opinion comes from.

makes no goddam sense to me.

maybe it's cuz i can't view things through a heterosexual lens, maybe not.

who knows?

but...(i won't make this abt lokius but focusing more on the "loki & sylvie" part) this made me wonder like...

what do sylkie shippers even post about?

no i won't check it out myself to spare myself from the headache but do they go "omg today episode's syIkie crumbs was so lovely dovely 🥺" and the crumbs in question is them disagreeing on almost everything and sylvie wanting to avoid loki as much as she can & constantly seeming to be angry at him.

sure, in s1 they did have a couple of cutesy romantic moments like being under blankets despite of them being supposedly immune to cold or the literal kiss but, it truly doesn't take a huge analyzation to realize that this "relationship" became one sided, even in that one little moment when they had to hold hands, sylvie immidiately goes "don't overthink it" like omgggsfg💀😭 and it's also clear that loki eventually got the hint, in ep3 he doesn't try to be with her anymore or gets emotional with her, he silently gave up.

not to mention loki avoiding to mention the kiss, when appearantly the two has nothing to hide? 😕

i don't know where this is gonna be heading off but if they randomly switch up after all this character & dynamic development then i have no hope for marvel's writing team cuz that would basically create a plot hole.

like aside from the psuedo-incest, that used to bother me in season 1 era but now i am concerned more about how this "ship" overall has no appeal, yet some of these ppl genuinely thinks it can work healthily between them and that ppl who are against it are just "petty that their gay ship isn't canon" when there's MORE to this.

in season 2 there's absolutely *nothing* happening with them that would make us, the audience, root for them to be together as a couple like i'm sry.

so yeah you can say i'm doing too much and too crazy over a fictional tv show (yes i know that babes i have full self awareness) but i literally cannot stress enough about how unhealthy it is to think that this is how a good romantic chemistry works.

based on a syIkie shipper's views: we could technically say that me + that one co-worker of mine who we always have disagreements on political stuff with & dislikes me for no reason is my "lover"... since we wanna pretend this is how love works 😀😀 no?

[viasdreams]

random rant because life literally hates me rn😔

so me and my friends are like against this one girl who used to be our friend but she literally starting talking crap abt us to these guys (who also used to be our friends) just so she could get close w them and make it seem like we’re the mean ones in her life and thought we didnt know so she kept acting like we were still her pookies (my two friends hated her guts for that and I got mad too bcs she would say the shittiest thing abt my friends and proceeds to hug us the next day) But these days the opp girlie started talking a LOT to our one friend (literally the one she talked the most smack abt) and my friend just let her be and it kept happening frequently so I asked them if theyre still mad at the opp girlie or are we all goods now

my one friend (the one opp girlie talked the most smack abt) said she wasnt really close w opp girlie and they just talk but my other friend (the one opp girlie talked smack abt too even though she didnt do anything to her) said she still hated opp girlie but said I could be opp girlie’s friend if I wanted to bcs its not like they can control my life BUT I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH OPP GIRLIE AGAIN😔 like I mean we can b friends but not pookies anm ykyk😕 and I just wanted to clear things out w my friends bcs I don’t want anyone to get upset but it seemed like I want to talk w opp girlie again😔

And I’m getting worried they MIGHT get upset w me because I’ve been hanging w cheetah lee guy more often these days and like opp girlie did the same thing w us before when she got a boyfriend like she ditched us everytime whenever her boyfriend was in her line of sight and started spreading rumors that we excluded her on purpose thats why she was always with her manz😔 ANDD that’s why I don’t want to do the same thing (even if its unintended) and make it seem like I’m being like opp girlie😕

okay end of rant I hope you have a better week than me😔🫶 (p.s. he found cheetah lee and he’s now safe under my care w gomdo lee😋) (his ass is still blocked though)

if you dont wanna be friends with her, DONT!! she doesn't sound like good friend material...😬

my advice to not be like opp girl is to deliberately make time with your friends, don't talk about cheetah lee guy too much, and don't cancel plans to be with him!! having your friends do stuff like that to you is THE WORST !!! so just don't let this boy consume your life and they should be understanding and happy for you !!

im glad cheetah lee is home !!! at least cheetah lee boy can do one thing right 😒

[henrysglock]

you, after namedropping dani and sending (extremely obvious btw) hate anons to her, "we're not starting shit".

no but seriously, she's had both you and aemiron blocked (for a reason!) for months, so tell me why neither of you can respect that boundary? and all of the people supporting the dog piling on her account is freaking weird... all because she doesn't like vecna. (it's not ableist to hate a serial killer, and no, not everyone has to agree with your fan theory and, no, for the millionth time, dani never said he was born evil. which you should know, since you stalk her account like the window peepers in the sims 4 wicked whims 😕.)

also, making memes and bullying someone over having an opinion on a fictional character is mileven behavior. i hope when you're old enough to stop circle jerking over fuck ass stranger things you look back on this moment and cringe LOL.

I don’t know how many times I have to say it (I suppose it won’t matter, because I won’t be believed anyway), but I don’t send anon shit.

ICYMI: I say shit on main with my name attached, because I’m not a coward. I think this is made quite obvious by me…Saying my shit on main.

When I say I didn’t start this? I didn’t start it.

I didn’t talk shit about her until I found out she was talking shit about us. Read that again. Until I found out. Surprise! People let me know when other people are talking shit about me..Because that’s the courteous thing to do.

I didn’t say shit about her not liking Vecna. Hell, I don’t like Vecna. I don’t give a flying fuck if she likes him or not. My beef is with her calling Henry analysts irl rape apologists. I think I’m very much in the right to be a bit prickly in the face of that allegation. Me making a meme is not even close to being on that level of ridiculous and downright cruel.

I don’t appreciate being called a stalker, either. I sit here in my sandbox, I have fun making my analyses, and I mind my own damn business. This situation was made my business, so I minded it. Sue me, I guess? I respect that block every fucking day. I do not care about Dani. I have more important things to worry about…like my analyses.

I’d rather speculate about Henry than deal with this shit! And yet! Here we are. That’s why I made a whole fucking post telling people not to start shit on my behalf.

I never told anyone to say shit. I appreciate being supported, and I’m vocal about that appreciation. That’s not me encouraging dogpiling. That’s me saying “thank you for seeing through this bullshit”. I never told anyone to do anything. Don’t blame that on me.

Riddle me this though: I get shat on because someone else sent anons to Dani. She went off the rails about it, calling my friends and me irl rape apologists, and that’s fine by your (and others’) standards. But I make a meme about the situation, and suddenly I’m cringe/a bully? Suddenly, somehow, I’m the big bad here? 🤔

That math’s not mathing, bud.

[madalice31]

I been clocked Blake Lively when this whole press tour started. At first, didn’t even know what the movie was about. Only heard about the issues between her and the director/co-star. Than I started to hear about the director talking about the DV aspect of the film and I was like wait… the movie is about DV but she promoting it like it’s Barbie? 🙄 and I’m pretty sure the cut of the movie hitting theaters (her version) is going to minimize the DV message of the story to fit her “I’m not a victim” narrative because she sooo ultra “feminist”. These fake woke white women be hilarious. That’s why the director made sure to be vocal about what the movie was ACTUALLY about.

And them doing this whole spin to make the director look like the bad guy and “difficult” to work with?! I don’t believe it for a moment. The examples they gave were petty. He kissed her too long in one scene? Um oookay, I guess that’s inappropriate 😕. But apparently he never did that again. He asked how much she weighed, due to a stunt they had to perform, and his worry about injuring his back again. And she’s so self-centered and apparently insecure so she took that as “fat shaming”? Lmao. Okay girl. Yeah he was sooo difficult. Sounds like you were the difficult one. Sounds like you was way in your feelings because he wasn’t just going along with what you wanted.

Now that people calling her out on completely ignoring what the movie is about and promoting her fucking hairline during the press run, now she want to start sharing links and shit. Lil too late now boo.

And this hairline? girl sit down, who told you anyone was interested in how you do your basic ass hair? She don’t even be switching up her hairstyles or color like that. Sounds like you tryna keep up with Bey and Rih 🙄 like white women can’t just go to the store and pick up a plethora of products that will work for their hair in any store/department store. Why you need a hairline?! Lmao. She would have been better with skincare or makeup if she tryna diversify. Hell come out with a clothing brand since she’s suddenly this fashion icon 🙄

She got too comfortable with the idea that everybody likes her and she can’t do no wrong. And now we see that she’s all about a check and don’t actually give a fuck about any causes. True colors shown. Y’all blocking her right? 🤣🤣🤣 maybe that’ll get her to care 😭😭😭

[primaviva]

Primagirl I saw yu fucking wit that girl this morning and I was dying at the fucking gag ball ☠️. Then I got nosy and hopped to the girl page and all I seen is the self anon self love. Presure I use to follow her during summer but not no more🤷🏾‍♀️ I just needed me sum mile content to hold me down. To get defensive bout that stupid ahh post you was reblogging is ODE.

it’s honestly so stupid how it started from her feeling personally attacked in statements that were not threatening to her character and a generalized post that she got her alt reblog warrior on to handle so she didn’t look bad. the thing is, it’s so painfully obvious they are the same that it’s embarrassing seeing her roleplay as them in this manner. she was yappin all night like a dog left outside from night to morning anoning herself and making posts to her inactives that could care less about this 😭😭😭 saying yao got us to stand on business and hyping up her oc and then when it’s brought up how she’s making ableist comments, does questionable behavior, etc she starts blocking people. then she wanted to go note to note with me, got gagged, and deleted everything cus she don’t want it to show.

it’s childish, embarrassing, and sad. like i feel bad for her that she has this attachment to tumblr and feels the need to anon herself and cause things (unrelated) to this to make her internet life more interesting. it’s like another rashad, as i said before, where people are insecure or in a bad place so they get on the internet and it ultimately becomes more than a fun escape and just their life to a point that they go out of their way to defend by saying empty points and sad ass comebacks. that’s why she deleted it all because she don’t want nobody seeing how embarrassing it is while she calls herself unbothered but she’s very much bothered and you cant entertain people like that bc they fall further into it.

at one point she called me “bird brain” and “small fry” like that’s what the disney channel bully calls the new kid after pushing him to the floor and asking him for his lunch money. there’s no other word BUT embarrassing especially when she got anons and started taking her anger out on them thinking it was me instead of concluding that your behavior isn’t correct.

it was just one big character reveal especially when she tried to talk on my writing, my notes, etc and immediately deleted it so i wouldn’t see cus she didn’t double check before 😕 it’s insecurity, mental health, and bad attachments to the internet and im not gonna be the one to keep her entertained in her room all day as she sits and crafts storylines. do not send inboxes asking, do not comment anything, do not encourage this fragile ego to attack others on the internet.

ITS THE INTERNET….NEVER EVER EVA THAT SERIOUS 🙏 not answering anymore of these because i don’t want her mary sue oc coming at me like a first grader with the access to tiktok comments and an ipad 🙌

[foulapricotartisanduck]

😒Home of the biggest Criminal dealings in the city -40%!😳😕👨‍⚖👮‍♂️🏢👮‍♀️😞 👈🏽👈🏽

👻🤭😏Like them voices in that basement on filbert Street

Similar to (Probation/O 👉Brinkley) who tried to get (music) out of hustle and Flow and when he spoke on it he still Krazy......🤔🤔🤔

Similar to that judge Sheila A. wood skipper while on State road C.F.C.F hustle and Flow was called to a court date that he wasn't aware of but he had no choice but to go along due to being incarcerated the whole ride he was wondering why he wasn't aware of the court date but he noticed that government s*** every so often on his way to court when getting in the courtroom he only got a glimpse of her and then she said take him in the back put him in the box then the sheriff said here we go hustle & Flow then felt pressure on his brain for a minute and then he heard voices saying what do you know about sounds what do you know about sounds and then she said m m m meaning music now you see the situation you in you want to spank out don't you, you want to spank out don't you what do you know about sounds hustle and Flow pause and thought back with his thought thinking f*** you I ain't giving up s*** I'm giving up s***and then he heard the voices of the judge Sheila a. wood skipper get that boy out of here get that boy out of here and then he seen a glimpse on the courtroom with the judge and somebody said in the background sentence his ass sentence his ass and then they took him back to CFCF.......👩‍⚖️😕👈👈🤭🤭🤔

Montgomery County officials Warned 👉hustle and flow that she was gonna pull this off a year ahead of Time After detecting Something in someone's head while incarcerated That Was from filbert street.......

And while in the big holding cell at (MCCF) they told Hustle and Flow 👉invoices this is the officials we're going to be watching you ain't crazy we ain't crazy you ain't crazy we ain't crazy they know this situation ain't going to stick someone is going to go after you from Filbert Street to keep you from getting something back in your hands (👉meaning his gun permit🚶👀) although the situation did stick......

But yet they can still sit up there 👉selling drugs and or in any category of illegal life like that basement of Filbert Street where most of the criminal organizations family members lounge if they ain't on security thinking the world don't know it......

A Hustle and Flow when it comes to that judge situation with the criminal organization you had a nerve to make both sides rich and didn't even know it and didn't even know it and they have it out for your freedom and life like that and have it out for your freedom and life like that and they failed to come clean about this situation it make us wonder over here as Montgomery county officials how much s*** being swept under the rug......

😏When you speak on that s*** they say you Krazy!!

😏Like those voices in that basement on Filbert Street

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[cacston]

Mummy... Sorry.... Mummy... Sorry

DAMN WOMAN

Arcane Sevika 3D Model by Romain MAZEVET (posted by /spideraxe30 on twt)