#INSTANT BRAINROT
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Yuder wondered what else Gakane could have on his mind, sensing that it was something entirely different. After a moment of hesitation, Gakane clenched his fist and spoke. "What do you think, would Sir Nathan Zuckerman be willing to teach me swordsmanship?" "Nathan Zuckerman?" "During this mission, I noticed... he's incredibly skilled with a sword! I've never seen a knight so proficient."
I GIGGLED SO LOUDLY OH GOD NATKANE BRAINROT IS REAL
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So I was taking photos of all the Costa Del Sol outfits for future drawing references and noticed this small charm on the back of Aeriths swimsuit 💕
#its so cute i wanna cry#instant brainrot#holding off writing the lil ficlet tho until I beat the game#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#ffvii rebirth#ffvii remake#aerith gainsborough#ff7 aerith
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Imagine if the guns shot above our heads and then like we kissed as though nothing could fall and the shame was on the other side
#byler#byler endgame#byler nation#byler is canon#byler tumblr#byler brainrot#stranger things#i need a heroes byler kiss this instant
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blade's love language is threatening violence against those who have harmed you (perceived or otherwise).
#you complain to him about a co-worker and you swear you see the instant his hackles raise#please remind him that murder/other forms of bodily harm aren't the only solutions#blade brainrot
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it's literally them
#milgram#milgram project#shidou kirisaki#mikoto kayano#0509#0905#my art#i wanted to draw another set but it's t2 and their poses are kinda switched but alas not enough energy </3#i kid you not i spent half of an entire day in a slump and then i thought of these two for like 2 seconds. instant cure.#got up. cleaned my room. got some work done. drew sillies. it's insane my brainrot transcends the human mind#also don't stare at mikoto's part for too long i was tired orz
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Idk why but it would've been awesome if the Swallow Island gang would speak in Kansai-ben to each other. It's such a warm, homely, endearing dialect and would've very befitted the joyous banters between these goofballs. Still love their voices, but it's a missed opportunity imo. They'd do the best involuntary Manzai (comedy) and I need that in my life now. Compared to Penguin and Shachi, who probably grew up with it, Bepo had to learn the little twists and variations in their youth. But now he breathes it, loving it dearly and making him only more adorable. Especially when he's angry. So Law, albeit knowing how to speak the dialect, prefers the others speaking it, but slips into his home dialect from time to time. It's similar but has his own distinct flair to it. Only when they manage to get their Captain truly waisted and sentimental, he'd pull up with the thickest Kansai-ben of them all. The image of 4 grown ass adults sobbing because of that shouldn't be such an adorable image... It's also rather dorky, because the other Hearts all have their own home dialect and still try to get the hang of it. So the little misunderstandings or full blown confusion erupting from time to time will surely create some fond memories. Well, sounds like I found myself yet another headcanon. And hopefully many more to come!
#one piece#heart pirates#swallow island gang#I already adore the shit out of them but with that dialect? Instant k.o.#melan's brainrot#trafalgar law#bepo#heart pirates shachi#heart pirates penguin#Kansai-ben is love Manzai is life
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I think that sam would love to have an excuse to die for dream. he's loyal to a fault and wants to prove himself to dream. at first dream doesn't notice but as his allies die or disappear he sees sam as the last standing rock to ruin
EXACTLYYYY imagine sam silently bleeding as hes standing guard over dream and their eyes catch and AAAHHHH sam would be the perfect guard dog and when dream has to flee bc of *assassination attempt #3* sam goes with him bc theres no way hes letting anyone else handle dream's safety
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So, it was my birthday recently; and one of my gifts were these beautiful earrings:
Which are, in fact, supposed to be two leaves: one white and one black. And that's it. But the person who gifted me them didn't know about my lil itty bitty Good Omens obsession.
And evidently the brainrot turned on INSTANTLY and I was internally screaming "IT'S THEM IT'S THEM IT'S THEM"
So yeah, basically now I have lil angel and demon earrings which were not at all supposed to be demon and angel earrings :)
'm the happiest bean in the world right now :')
<3
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#ineffable brainrot#I mean COME ON#It was instant. Not even a second of doubt#phoenix just rambling
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Arupek sets off to leave Tuxedo Sam's Kingdom! What's left is preparations before continuing the journey!
Tuxam - “…Restocked rations. Check! Clothing…? We shouldn’t be too careless. Here. I’ll put extra layers for you.” Arupek - “I guess there isn’t harm with a few more layers!” Aurpek - “But Tuxam, aren’t you going to be cold as well?” Tuxam - “Me? I’m quite used to the cold at this point!” “I’ll be fine even if I had minimum clothing on.” Tuxam - “If it’s fine with you, I’d like to accompany you until we’ve reached [Route 1].” “The SEEDs surrounding milord’s territory are dangerous and aren’t the kinds to take alone!” Arupek - “But what if SEEDs attack the kingdom while you’re away?” Tuxam - “That’s why I’ll take you from [Route 1].” “The SEEDs rarely make it across the kingdom, but that doesn’t mean I should be careless.” “I’d take you further… But after recent events, I shouldn’t…” Tuxam - “It isn’t too far from the kingdom, and if I sprinted, I could likely make it in time.” “But if you’re underestimating this kingdom, I’ll abandon the thought of helping you in the first place!” Arupek - “I’m thankful for your help!” Aurpek - “Let’s go fishing the next time!” “I want to try the fish in your kingdom.” Tuxam - “With… Me?” Arupek - “Who else am I talking to?” “You’ve been so reliable, and helped me so far!” Tuxam - “I’ll have to find time in my schedule!” “Send me yours, and let’s see what we can do.” Arupek - “It might be hard right now…” Tuxam - “N—Not now! Later!” “Let’s go already!” Tuxam - “(But… Am I sure he’s only interested in the fish or…?)” “(No! Now’s not the time!)”
(Additional Information/Tangents):
I like to imagine Tuxedo Sam’s kingdom sits in a snowy landscape, with the capital being a walled city that protects itself from SEEDs (physically sturdier than most, but weaker against magic).
I like to think the answer to Tuxam’s question is both! Arupek genuinely admires everyone in Noir Bouquet and isn’t afraid to express that. A really passionate guy! Arupek wants to meet Tuxam on a better note and also try the local fish in the region.
"[Route 1]" is a placeholder because I don't have a name, and it'll probably never have a name... or maybe it's an unintentional pokemon reference...
Arupek - “I know! We should go ice fishing!” “At your lord’s kingdom! Wait—Wait! Maybe we can even invite Lord Pekkle and Lord Tuxedo Sam as well?” Tuxam - “Hm… I’m not against the idea, but it might be cold.” “Are you sure?” Arupek - “How can I not be?” “This is time we can spend together!” “Oh!” “What are you thinking, Tuxam?” Tuxam - “There’s a place I’ve been thinking about…” “Have you heard of the Tuxedo Sam comics?” Arupek - “I’ve heard of it!” Tuxam - “You have!?” “That’s amaz—Ahem. In comic issue #37, Tuxedo Sam and the Hidden Lake; milord, Tuxedo Sam stubbles onto a lake upon accident.” “To much of his surprise, the fish there are purely yellow and resemble gold!” “It is greatly described in detail and said to be quite exceptional in taste!” “Finding this lake… I always wanted to do it!” Arupek - “A hidden lake with golden fish with exceptional taste!?” “I’m drooling!” Tuxam - “Wipe it with this.” (Hands a handkerchief) Arupek - “Oh! I didn’t mean it like that, but I’ll produce a little bit of drool so it can be of use.” Tuxam - “Make sure to return it clean the next time.” Arupek - “I will!”
(Weeks Later)
Tuxam - “What is… That?” Arupek - “A cooking set!” “If we’re set to eat yellow fish with a golden look with exceptional taste, we have to eat them in every way possible!” “You know. Grilled. Poached. Steamed. Cured. Raw.” “So I brought a cooking set!” Tuxam - “Every way… Possible?” Arupek - “Yup!” “Oh—Wait… No. I was thinking we could make sushi for Badobarm, but we don’t have rice.” “Do you think it is already too late…?” “Hm. You think if I ran fast enough, we could buy rice in your lord’s kingdom?”
Tuxam, who sits there not expecting this
#fragaria memories#fragaria memories headcanons#tuxam#arupek#fragmem#i have an absurd amount of tuxam brainrot and i would post it all in an instant if i didn't have restraint#i have other brainrot on the others but its mainly tuxam#the moment i found out tuxedo sam apparently served the navy i took that idea and ran it. now boom! tuxedo sam has a comic series idea!#i wrote the last part with the implication that arupek brought a whole kitchen with him#Arupek: “(But even later I won't be able to send it...?)” “(Later later? A later before that later)?” “(How later is later?)” “(Later^10?)”#if i continued writing this off the fish will be only referred as “the yellow fish with a golden look with exceptional taste”#and it gets longer and more absurd and it has to rhyme and when it doesnt rhyme thats the gag#“the yellow fish with a golden look with exceptional taste... wait! those scales resemble Lord Pekkle's face!?”#“the yellow fish with a golden look with exceptional taste now discovered to be the size of tokyo tower!?”#i wrote arupek and tuxam in a certain way but i wonder how different theyll be compared to this in ep1 and forward?#its my first time using tumblr and im already writing an essay in the tags </3
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Xiao visits Mt. Tianheng one autumn day, when the eternal yellow ginkgo leaves have started drifting off their branches. In the small inner courtyard of the thaumaturges’ residence, Chongyun is meditating quietly; breathing slow, eyes closed, sitting cross-legged on the ground. Xiao slowly approaches, careful not to disturb him.
“Xiao! You’re back!” Chongyun opens his eyes, beaming brightly up at him.
Something impossibly warm washes over Xiao. Chongyun’s pure heart is ever so radiant, like a little ball of light. He can’t help it—he tilts Chongyun’s face up, presses a tender kiss on his waiting lips.
“Yes, I’m back.”
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now on ao3!
#this is 100 words exactly. writing an actual drabble is actually rlly hard#xiaoyun#xiao#chongyun#genshin impact#biting winds drabbles#teyvat thoughts#i was going to post this on ao3 and just add a link here but my need for instant gratification means that i can't wait the 10 days to get a#new acc (need to keep my two fandoms and ships apart or i think my head would appear on a pike) so i'm just dropping it here unceremoniousl#the brainrot is back in full force i think i've read more fics in the last week than the last 2 months combined#genshin impact fic#genshin xiao#genshin xiaoyun#魈重
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JESTRO WAS GONNA BE A KNIGHT IN SEASON 5
LANCE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE FUN OF HIM FOR BEING A BAD KNIGHT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS
@knightly-bastard SAID SEASON 5 WAS GONNA BE MORE LANCE-CENTRIC
THERE WAS GONNA BE D R A M A-
#the bathroom is my new thinking chamber#the instant I went to use the bathroom I shower-thought that realization into existence#''WE WERE ROBBED!!'' me. a 2023 Nexo Knights fan#the potential character development oh GOG#it's 12 AM on the dot here#my mom washed the dishes for me but I was prepared to turn my computer back on as late as 2 AM to make this post if I had to#slot this in right next to my other brainrots yep just another totally normal interaction with a lego show#my brother is going to dread conversation with me for YEARS#nexo knights#lego nexo knights#lance richmond#jestro
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Henceforth Im only going to be thinking about Kishiar tugging off Yuder's stockings with his teeth for the rest of the week OR Emperor Kishiar taking off his newlywed concubine Yuder's stocking off on their wedding night.
#IM NOT OKAY#HOLY FUCK#PROMPTS ARE SO GOOD#INSTANT BRAINROT#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I will not be stopped once Im free from this exam hell#Hanging onto my last thread of sanity#turning
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childhood, boyhood, youth. and brotherhood. | elzer and the ragbros headcanon
i MUST get a confirmation that elzer had a significant role in diluc's and kaeya's life when they were children, less as a helper in the winery, and more as their older brother figure. there must be some events surrounding the 3 of them especially during those days spent in the winery. we know crepus took him in for work when he was a young lad, older than diluc, yes, but not that much older, i dare assume. a good few years between them would make elzer a perfect candidate for the older brother figure diluc never had considering he himself was one after kaeya joined the ragnvindr family. and so, i like to imagine elzer as the favorite target of teasing of the two younger boys, target of silly pranks and random, weird, and sometimes uncomfortable questions, but also as their beacon of maturity and someone worth respecting, someone whose word would inspire awe and would ever so often serve as the only truth. and in truth, i am an older sibling myself, so i can't quite imagine it, but perhaps some of you can, as i heard it was spoken of - the image of an older sibling in the younger's eyes - a god, and idol and a rival all in one. i imagine it was like that with elzer and the ragbros. elzer tells them a story, a scary myth, a legend, to scare them on purpose (because, sometimes, most of the times, it is PURE joy to mess around with youngsters), kaeya says it's bullshit, no such thing exists. diluc agrees, obviously. and yet they find themselves later that day, or more precisely, late in the night, hiding under diluc's blanket and wondering if said legend might be true after all. in any case, neither of them fall asleep that night, nor the ones after, and neither show or speak of their suspicions and fear, especially not in front of elzer.
#sometimes it's a word long debated#word that has to pass the stage of denial before it becomes potential truth#and sometimes the word is truth in an instant#without second thoughts and debates#it is truth and law and decree because it must be so#because the older sibling said it and it sounded so cool when they did and they're older so they must know#so it must be true#thinking thoughts#kaeya#kaeya alberich#diluc#diluc ragnvindr#elzer#genshin impact#genshin brainrot#genshin headcanon#wilhelminaesque
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fyi the lumineers wrote cleopatra about steddie & this is my proof
‘And I left the footprints, the mud stain on the carpet/And it hardened like my heart did when you left town’
‘But I must admit it, that I would marry you in an instant/Damn your wife, I'd be your mistress just to have you around’
‘But I was late for this, late for that, late for the love of my life/And when I die alone, when I die alone, die I'll be on time’
#I WOULD MARRY YOU IN AN INSTANT DAMN YOUR WIFE ID BE YOUR MISTRESS JUST TO HAVE YOU AROUND#that’s literally eddie to steve about nancy are u kidding me#this song always makes me think of them#steddie#steddie brainrot#incorrect steddie#incorrect steddie quotes#steddie incorrect quotes#steve harrington#eddie munson#steve x eddie#steddie angst#fruity four#stranger things#steve harrington/eddie munson#steddie my beloved#eddie munson/steve harrington#steddie headcanon#steddie headcanons#Spotify
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🌿🤝🪐
calling someone's minecraft creation a toilet
#ceres fauna#tsukumo sana#my favourite part of enreco tbh#i got instant flashbacks when she called biboo's throne a toilet#and could hear sana clear as day teasing kronii about her castle#i am afraid the brainrot is terminal#hololive#it gets to you
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us: haha we're so normal about our 12 leo headcanon!
also us: shamelessly refreshing the transfem leo tag for any new fanart and stuff for her every few hours like,
#shes our blorbo guys#every scrap of content of her we get is instant serotonin#leveled up from blorbo to brainrot#help#wood wide web
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