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anotherferalrat · 1 year ago

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God. Fuckin. Dammit guys.

Youuuu lil gremlins didn't warn me.

My friends got me (dragged me against my will) into Genshin (hell)

And I spent-

8 REAL PERSON HOURS

grinding a bunch of quests. I am ruined. What am I supposed to do now? I streamed after a while bc I was bored and my friend came on and was like... wow. you've really been no life-ing this huh?

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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A new challenger approaches (slowly)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play?#Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track.#The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic.#A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing!#I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact.#It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn.#Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle.#Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators!#You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head.#I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

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meownotgood · 2 months ago

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JUST GOT HOME...... AND LOOK WHO IS HERE...!!!!!!!! VIKTOR PONY!!!!

#viktor pony.... gah....#he sold out so fast on riot games store I had to order him on aliexpress and wait so long lol #he's so cute!!!!#perfect to hold in the palm #I will put him on my desk so he can watch me play league of legends #and judge all of my actions #kiss his big stupid head #his stupid self... his stupid little wings... stupid baby staff...#GAH!!!!

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artsy-1diot · 11 months ago

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drawing kudos managers as i beat them number 2

I don't wanna fight her again guys I feel bad

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #rainmaker #rainmaker ttcc #ttcc #it will get out of order after this btw cus I do not want to fight witch hunter tbh #might make a poll for whether i fight major player or multislacker next bc idrk rn #my friends who don't play the game said dave so i'm working on melodyland's board rn but this shit time consuming tbh #stupid made this

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adahlenan · 2 months ago

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But I'd rather not remind myself and leave it all behind And I've tried so hard to fix it all but nothing seems to help

#anyways!#Gposes #FFXIV #FFXIV Dominik Dekah #Daine sicarius Occasus #toxic yaoi redemption arc (not really)#Daine absolutely TORPEDO'd everything when he killed Niki in a shortsighted 'just following orders' betrayal #he did LOVE Niki. The only man he's ever loved. but he would rather stay at rock bottom than have something good and lose it later #so he self-sabotages and constantly self-destructs just to keep it that way #Except he *really* regretted killing Niki. Enough to keep Niki's necklace around his neck ever since he killed him #then Garlemald went to shit and he didn't even have to do it himself! and Niki got resurrected and now hes fucking PISSED bcs bro??#but Daine never really stopped carrying that torch for Niki despite it all. And Niki realizes that Daine is the ONLY mf who can handle him #and Niki (regrettably) does love Daine. but yknow its hard when the guy KILLED YOU IN COLD BLOOD AND TRIED TO PULL 'its not you. its me <3'#but all this time later when theyre hiding out in S9 they sometimes let themselves play the game where theyre lovers again.#just like nothing ever happened. and daine has to deal with the fact he'll NEVER get that back no matter how bad they both want it.#what if he HAD chosen Niki over some stupid orders and let himself be happy?#Home would still be ruins. but he would have Niki still. What if he chose to love Niki?#He wishes he did. He can never say it out loud. but he wishes he chose Niki over selfish gain.#oh yeah i forgot these tags #Friend's characters #My characters #i couldve done way better onthe text or layout but ugh i was sick of setting this up tbh i jsut wanted it DONE.#its a mirror to the original photoset i made of them actually.#just this time its rectangle borders and cool tones instead of oval warm tones <3 #but i think im the only one who notices that LOL

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blueskittlesart · 2 years ago

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YOU ALSO DONT LIKE FLOWERBLIGHT GANON????

i played the entirety of botw with drifting joycons

#FUCK THAT BITCH SOOOO SOSO SO HARD. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #stupid ass joycon drifts 2cm into the fucking flowers and she has to KILL YOU ABOUT IT #does anyone like her. like honestly. if i was link and i found out zelda was gardening with that bitch i would get a restraining order #asks #and before anyone says revalis gale sometimes people play the games in a different order than you do <3

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spaciebabie · 2 years ago

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me drawing: fuck everything i make SUCKS why does none of it look right i should quit i should never pick up a pen again why cant i get this right im hopeless why do i bother

*starts drawing with a reference*

omg wowie it looks so gud....iyam Artiste™ forget what i say b4....iyam so Skilled and Adept i will draw forever and ever and never give up................

#spacie spoinks #i was just crying abt this 👍 (and a million other things but i started drawing w/a ref and saw the light)#(all of the sudden all the other things i was crying about disappeared)#imagine this w/the omori music #you know the one #still havent finished that game ._.#ITS BEEN 2 YRS #anyway i may be stupid #yk maybe in order ta not be so frustrated all the time i should do more studies and use more refs #do you think that would help guys its probably a good idea #seeing as uh #*gestures vaguely*#undertale music was playing as i had my revelation #*(Using a reference.....it fills you with DETERMINATION)

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bootlegdvdmenu · 2 months ago

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why is building kerfur omega a sisyphean task.

#kenning says words #not pictured: the safe just off screen that i had to save up 1000+ points for scuba gear in order to grab from the bottom of the lake.#and then figure out how to open based on sound cues and only sound cues because there is no actual code for it.#watch the windmill for 2 hours 39 minutes that's how this game works! are you fucking stupid? /ref #not to mention the safe is also bugged in the version im playing so it'll sometimes make the correct noise when it is not supposed to.#but whatever it's open the ai module is on the table.#i also got the pickaxe from the same lake because I need to go MINING. for QUARTZ. to make GLASS.#SO I CAN FINISH THIS DAMN ROBOT.#i understand why people suggest going to an older version of the game to craft omega kerfur. i get it. i understand now.#votv

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bogreader · 5 months ago

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my mother: “you need to do $450 worth of babysitting every month now for rent and if you don’t work that much i’m going to take the rest of the amount from your already broke bank account until you have no money left. i doubt your LAZY ASS will ever be able to work that much hehe 😜 which means i get to take all your money”

me: “fine i’ll play by your sick financially abusive terms. anyway i’ve done $800 worth of babysitting and the month isn’t even over yet. theoretically you owe me $350 now”

my mother: 😨

#vent #this is not the first time she’s played stupid games like this and has to face upfront that i’m anything but lazy #and that she’s just devalueing the work i do for her in order to guilt trip me into doing even more #tw financial abuse #like this doesn’t even include all the house chores and cleaning i do for her

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cephalofrog · 8 months ago

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noah caldwell-gervais is the only motherfucker to have ever been correct about dark souls and elden rings' difficulty. no one else understands

#oops. rant ->#they aren't about overcoming some incredible struggle in order to prove yourself as an insane upper echelon Gamer #they're about allowing the player to create a victory that feels satisfying to them #either by mastering the mechanics #using your brain and coming up with a strategy that works #or just getting some friends to help beat it into the ground #saying “sekiro is designed to teach you that mechanical mastery is sometimes required for victory” is just completely the wrong way around #sekiro exists for the people that preferred to use mechanical mastery to beat dark souls!!!#cause fromsoft went “that's pretty fun may as well make a game based around that”#it doesn't fucking exist so that people play it and go “ah yes this is the way fromsoft intends us to play their other games”#spirit summons in ER exist so that they can create more aggressive bosses without leaving a bunch of players unable to beat the game!!!#like you can like or dislike that game design decision #disliking it is a fair opinion to hold #I kinda dislike it. I don't like rellana as a boss cause she feels reliant on it #but saying that it's bad cause “it teaches you to play the game badly” is so stupid #like it lets you beat the game. what more do you want #the criticism you're looking for is “I dislike it cause I don't like playing the game that way and find it less fun”#which is totally valid and I kinda agree!#but as someone who prefers to fight bosses solo by mastering the mechanics:#stop acting like “fighting bosses solo by mastering the mechanics” is the objectively correct way to play #and deciding that because you play that way all of your critiques are the most valid #and accept you maybe just disagree with some of fromsoft's design choices for ER.#it's fine. you can still like the game. it's okay

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darkdragon768 · 1 month ago

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#dragon's stupid thoughts #I'm trying my hardest guys #my propaganda ain't working yet #''well maybe WE want to play that game?!''#they don't know #at least we aren't ordering food from dominos so that's something #a different classmate was making some sorta left party propaganda cuz it fitted the topic some days ago #tbh. atp i see that being bullied for your opinions is better than for your interests #i haven't worked on that anti gen ai presentation for a long while...#yesterday I watched a video about some yt account that made ai generated videos which unfortunately are immensely popular #as this is a crime for itself already there's more #the content doesn't equal the channels description #the description says something like ''cute cat videos'' and the thumbnails are pregnant furry cats with a hole in their belly #where kittens are looking out.#very very disturbing stuff. even for me. and ITS TARGETED TOWARDS KIDS #now this is truly against the yt tos and the youtuber was asking his community if they all can go and report them #with success!#besides such comments there were unfortunately other comments saying ''ai is bad BUT this one ai made song is awesome''#like. come on man... you were so close...#that ruined my mood. sorta. it just made me so mad again #i was once watching some news where they were also talking about ai and showed a teen entering #what's 10+50 into chatgpt... i was so close to killing everything around me and then myself #WHY

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minothtime · 2 months ago

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insane to me how danganronpa has some of the most interesting and uplifting speeches of all time, along with genuinely fun characters, and then it has the most dogshit fucking writing you could ever read for hours on end and characters so badly written that you sigh in relief when they're dead and gone

#sorry for danganposting i just watched a playthrough of the entire first game today and jesus fucking Christ #dr thh #the last two cases being the only ones i could mildly enjoy was crazy #danganronpa #first one was them being stupid second one was the worst portrayal of mental health and trans-adjacent stuff i have ever seen #WHEN THE WORD FOR TOKO'S DID TURNED OUT TO BE SCHIZO........ LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST?????#third case was mid boring and obvious from the very beginning #case 4 is Sakura being a masterful character even in death #case 5 has whatever the mastermind has going on #AND the big reveals #gameplay looked lowkey dogshit too I'm sorry i could not play that game even if i was paid #tags fucked up on mobile sorry for the nonsensical order

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daisies-on-a-cup · 2 years ago

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i like the idea of those two old gays playing footsy under the table and will is delighting in it because he thinks he's scuffing up hannibal's shiny waxed shoes with his plain sneakers or boots, but hannibal lets will do this and enjoys the contact because this is will we are talking about and hannibal enjoys anything will does to him, with the intention to cause mild harm or not

#the image of them doing this came to me as if in a vision #i imagine mostly in more homely settings though where hannibal's garish outfits stand out all the more #maybe like a dennys they hit up after the fall or like a cracker barrel #will orders pancakes mashed potatoes and green beens and plays that stupid wood triangle pin game with hannibal #and hannibal puruses the gift shop in awe like 'the american south seems to adore father christmas to host him in july' and will is like ye #idk im tired and the image makes me happy #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter

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spearxwind · 2 years ago

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actually judging by the tag on the site it looks like everyone is being tactless about the sub situation and also have very good reason to be

#the whole situation is just off the walls bonkers. play stupid games win stupid fucking prizes #the whole 'safety is just needless expense' spiel is horrifically telling #thunderclap #id like to order the biggest YIKE you can cook up please #i think by now they are completely out of oxygen as well unless a situation happened in there where they killed each other #in which case theyd be able to survive a little longer i guess #the fact that its bolted in from the outside too. rich people going to tour the graveyard of a tragedy in their own sealed coffin.

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lucifer-the-fetus-eater · 1 year ago

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tf2 mercenaries based on how much i like them

i don't actually hate any of them there are just some i like more than... others.

#rambling #tf2 #team fortress 2 #i think strangling scout would be very cathartic #i am with soldier on that one #tier list #if youre wondering how this corresponds to my hours on each character it's pretty interesting #because medic soldier and pyro are my top three most played (in that order)#and spy is my least played #playing spy is. not . my gameplay style #because im too stupid to figure out how to play mind games #i shoot rocket and miss crossbow shot not oogly boogly psychology ok #i just barely have more engie hours than scout hours

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illdothehotvoice · 7 months ago

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The want for Ace Attorney 7 is fighting with the fact that logically there is nothing they can do to that series that will make me go "Yeah no we needed this seventh installment actually" and it would just be better to get a third TGAA or Investigations game again.

#guy who is of the opinion that Phoenix NEEDS to take a backseat in the main series #in order for the characters in 5 and 6 to grow #doesn't like playing the games that don't have phoenix in them 🥺#I ALWAYS FEEL SO STUPID ABOUT IT IT'S LIKE GIRL IT'S NOT THAT YOU AREN'T OKAY WITH CHANGE AND EXPLORATION IN THE SERIES YOU LIKE #HE'S JUST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DSHGJKNDFHGFJ #i love phoenix wright he's just like me fr (refuses to elaborate)#also idk investigations kind of suc-#I DIDN'T LIKE THE FIRST ONE (pretty universal take i think) AND THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE GAMEPLAY LIKE AT ALL IN 2 #AND 2 IS SUPPOSEDLY REALLY GOOD I JUST SDHJGKFDH LOST MY SAVE DATA FOR 3 YEARS AND SHOULD PROBABLY JUST PLAY FROM THE BEGINNING #I liked what I HAD played of 2 it just. still had a lot of the issues 1 had for me

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