#IM NOT READY FOR THISSSSS

[squarerooto]

my day be so fine then BOOM. i remember thisll most likely be the last blittle league episode where the main kids are on the sunflowers

[chocochat]

my room is a mess.. my problem is i dont have enough hangers so i procrastinate on putting away clean laundry so i end up just dumping everything or just leaving everything out

[mschimdt]

OMG I LOVE UR WRITING AND WANTED TO REQUEST MIKE GETTING A KITTEN FOR THE READER AND THEM HAVING A COZY FIRST NIGHT WITH THE KITTEN AND PLAYING WITH IT AND YEAH

A kitten?

mike schmidt x reader

OMG YES I LOVE THISSSSS ANS THANK YOU SO MUCHH, I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED BUT I DIDNT KNOW EHAT TO WRITE

warnings: abby doesnt exist 💀💀, just fluff

you were laying next to mike on your bed, when an idea popped into your head, mike was focused on his phone when who climbed into his lap and kissed his cheek, his attention was on you now

"mike, you know" you said staring down at him "ive wanted a cat for a while, we should get one" you stared down at him, a hopeful look on your face, how could he say no?

"i mean.. we COULD get one" the moment you heard him say that, you got off his lap, jumping up and down

"IM GONNA GO GET READY!!" you said, a huge smile on your face, mike stared at you, almost admiring you

you both got into the car, driving to a random animal shelter near by, you left the car, going inside the animal shelter, you were immediatley greeted with cats and other animals scattered around the shelter

as you walked deeper inside, you stopped for a bit, playing with the cats, until a tiny orange cat caught your eye

a energetic and playfull kitten, "mike come look"

mike walked over to where you were "what is it?" he said, confused "we should get this one" you said carrying the cat ,standing up with it in your hands

you got the cat, and you both left the building happy, once you got home, you immediatley let the cat out of the cage, you notiecd it exploring the new enviroment,

you looked at mike and tols him to"give it a name" "me? how about.. just cheese" he said giggling, it was obviously a joke but you thought the name was cute, especially since the cat did look like a block of orange cheese

after a few days, the cat got used to you and mikes house, it was running around, scratchinf the doors, and climbing onto the kitchen counters when mike caught it "oh no no no buddy" he said as he held the catx lifting it off the counter "you stay down here" he said, dropping 'cheese' back onto the floor, he then noticed one of its cat toys on the ground, he picked it up, it was a little ball that made noise, he threw it across the room, cheese soon chasing after it trying to catch it.

also the exact same day, you and mike were sleeping when cheese climbed onto your bed, you woke up to drink some water ,then you felt pressure on your chest you looked over and thats when you noticed cheese sleeping, curled up in a ball near your neck.

you whisper-shouted "mike! help!"

mike woke up "whats wrong" he said in a sleepy voice, obviously annoyed because you chose to wake him up in the middle of the night

"i need help moving her without waking her up" mike rolled his eyes at you, gently lifting the cat off you careful not to wake it up, he placed it onto his covered stomache and went back to sleep.

[cherrb333]

HEHEHEHEHE I FINALLY FINISHED THISSSSS AHHHH IM SO PROUD OF HOW IT CAME OUT>:D

Random ahhh story I thought up after seeing someone's art piece ;)

Part 1/???

Thanks for the inspiration @sunnyyyteaaa :D

Timeline: the 2018 turtles are about 7, 3, and 1. More explanation later

Thunder split the earth, rumbling the ground, and rain pattered in buckets onto the ground, leaving nothing but the sound of wet splats on the wet muddy ground. A mysterious cloaked figure can be seen running through the horrid weather. An infant's cries filled the air, complimenting the pound of rumbling clouds. Water fell like a waterfall onto the ground, loudly panging on the mysterious person. A hue of purple filled the air as the cloaked figure was hit with a ball of light. They yelped, dropping onto the muddy ground, dropping the grip they had on the older more spike child, who called out for his papa. The other three clung onto his fur, rain pooling on their bald heads. He quickly stumbled to his feet, pivoting and picking up his children, taking off once again as the hood fell from his head to reveal a mutated rat, fur brown in color, dull from grime and dirt. His clothes were ripped, an old uniform from his old acting career. He swerved left and right, trying to throw off the chasers, but despite all his attempts, they were relentless. It seemed the sky fit his mood as he suddenly ran into a dead end, cursing under his breath as he clutched his son's tighter into his chest. He froze as a familiar voice broke through the loud weather, sending a shiver down his spine.

“Nowhere to run, deary. Now, why don't you just hand over what's mine, and we can get this over with”

a voice chirped from behind him, heels clicking as the woman clacked her way over to the rat. A woman clad in purple business wear pushed her glasses up as she snapped her fingers, a bunch of men dressed in bellhop uniforms surrounded the man as he held a hand protectively over his son's head, holding out the other to shelter the red one from view.

“You know how big mama hates to wait!”

the woman , big mama as she had said, sneered, crossed her arms, digging her long nails into the fabric of her cashmere top jacket. How had she found him so quickly? The man, now newly formed as a rat mutant, pulled his hood over his head as he stared daggers at the taller woman.

“No. I will not fight for you, ever again. I vowed not to harm another innocent creature ever again. So you can send whatever army, I will not let you take me again.”

He hissed, clutching the strap that held his sons to his chest and back, a makeshift sling he made out of an old hoodie and string. Mama tutted, shaking her head disapprovingly at the man.

“No no, silly willy, I meant the little turtley wurtles you have for children. They would be perfect for my nexus, blood children of Lou Jitsu. The seats would be filled!”

It was like big dollar signs twinkled in her eyes as she swooned from side to side, humming a soft tune. The rat man scowled, holding his fists up as he handed the three brothers to the eldest, who blinked up at his dad.

“Papa? What's happening?”

Little Red called, grabbing his father's finger with his tiny tridactyl fingers wrapping them in a fist around the appendage.

“Don't worry, red, your old man just needs to take care of business. Take your brothers, and run, ok? Papa will distract them”

the older mutant whispered to his son, holding a warm but stern gaze as he gave one final forehead kiss before standing up, fists ready. Red watched as his papa lunged forward, stalling in a mesmerized haze as his father whipped his fist clean across one goon's face, tail whipping out and slapping another away by accident. raph trembled, stuck in a trance as his father was thrown into a fight, he slowly and hesitantly took tiny steps backwards, holding a firm grip on his siblings, who all cried at the sounds of bones crunching under flying fists. He shook his head, no, he had to listen to Papa. Focus, red, get your brothers out of here, he turned on his heel, long tail smacking against the floor anxiously, almost tripping him as he broke out in a long sprint, holding tightly onto his brothers as he high-tailed out of there, gasping as he muscles screamed at him, too young and weak to function properly.

He tried to block out the fading noises behind him, his breath getting harder and harder to take in as his eyes stung With unshed tears. He weaved through the alleys, rain still beating down on him, and making it harder to keep from slipping on the concrete. Lightning lit up the sky, sending a booming tremor through the air that left red anxiety to spike tremendously. He huffed loudly, breaths rugged and uneven as he slowed to a stop, looking behind him, and sighing in relief when he saw none had followed Him. He looked down at his brothers, frowning when he saw the droplets fall and roll down their chubby cheeks. They were going to get sick, he looked around for some sort of shelter, holding the 3 tighter to his chest to give them warmth, but stopping when he felt a hand on his shoulder, he screamed as the grip tightened, another strike of lightning brightening the sky and causing the younger siblings to break out in loud cries

Suddenly, They were all falling, the thunder becoming a distant noise that eventually settled into quiet as the person who tried to kidnap them was knocked out cold from The fall. Raph groaned as he landed on his shell, rubbing his big thumb along the young spotted box turtle's head, which chirred in response, the other two twins whined, squirming, one overstimulated, and the other trying to break free. Raph looked around, noticing immediately how dull everything looked compared to the usual vibrant tones of New York. He wasn't home. Not anymore.

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[harryfeatgaga]

being a single mom to baby who’s just a few months and things are getting a bit more serious with Harry…he’s met her many times but you’ve never had him spend the night with baby just because you’re still going through the nightly feeds and her waking up all hours of the night and you just didn’t think he’d be up for it😣 one night you’re out to dinner with him and baby is at your moms. He’d drive you to go pick her up and then bring you guys home. Of course he’d be the first one out of the car taking her out in the carrier, grabbing her diaper bag and toys and bringing everything inside😔😔 you’re saying your goodbyes he’s kissing you and that’s when you’re like “I don’t want to keep saying goodbye” He’s never actually asked to stay over vice versa because he wants to respect your boundaries with baby and he’s like “I don’t either”😔 and that’s when you’re finally asking him😔 you say “I really want you to spend the night…like really really badly. But she wakes up every two hours, she fusses and cries…that’s not really something you signed up for” and he’s just kissing you again saying “Let me stay, please. If you’re comfortable with that I want to. I don’t care about any of that”😔😔 so he does😔 he grabs sleeping baby in her carrier and brings her upstairs with you. He’s in the nursery with you while you get her ready for bed and feed her. And finally you’re getting to spend a night together like a normal couple😔 of course when she’s ready for her next feed and wakes you both up he’s immediately like “what can I do to help” you tell him nothing but he insists and he’s helping you make a bottle😔 by the 3rd or 4th feed he’s hushing you back to sleep and getting her himself😔😔 in the morning you wake up in a panic because you’ve never slept that late before. You immediately notice Harry isn’t in bed and baby isn’t in the nursery. When you go downstairs you see her in her little rocker while he’s cooking breakfast😔 she’s already fed and happy😔

NOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GODDDDD IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYY PELASEEEEEJFHJNF WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK IM SO SADNJNBHNBFHCJ I CANT DO THISSSSS

[httpiastri]

ok i swear i keep associating songs with perfectly fine but i cannot help it😭 same anon who said perfectly fine is so "tell you're baby that im ur baby"

ANYWAYS i was just listening to "off the table" by ari and the weeknd and OMFG WHY IS THAT SONG SOOOO OLLIE X Y/N CODED??? like esp the weeknd's part of "i'll wait for you, even though it always feels like i'll be number two to someone you can't hold anymore" ????? ITS SO OLLIE BEGGING FOR Y/N TO LOVE HIM BACK????? BUT SHE CANT GET OVER PAUL????? ALSO when it's ari's parts i feel like the song fits the situation so well from y/n's pov cz its talking about how she cant fall in love w anyone else and feels like love is completely off the table for her cz she can't get over paul and what they had. like even though ollie is there shes "not yet healed or ready" UGH IDK BRO THE WHOLE SONG IS SO PERFECTLY FINE DEF GIVE IT A LISTEN I CANT BE ALONE IN THISSSSS

off the table - ariana grande !

- 🩰🎧🐚🧸 (???) pick an anon icon idk which ones are still available for u LOLL

aaaa welcome back!!! 😁 and omg u associating songs with it makes me so weak, im so 😭 i love it !! feel super super free to send in more if you want to !!!!!!!

godddd "off the table"..... yn not being sure if love is just not an option anymore, if she should settle for something love-less bcs she won't ever achieve what she had with paul.... and her not being healed or ready....... gaaaah!!! and ollie knowing that he's number two and still being okay with waiting for her to heal....

"will i ever love somebody like the way i did you? never thought you'd be so damn hard to replace" – yn only realizing the way that she wont be able to replace paul when she's already with ollie....... being scared that she can never love someone the way she loves him 😭

"if you let me in your arms, if you let me in your heart; i don't think that love's completely off the table" – all ollie really wants is for yn to just open her up for him… he's so understanding and everything but he thinks that if she just tries, if she just lets him get close, there can be love… but she keeps on hiding away, keeping secrets...... 💔

[dottores]

*rubs palms* hhihiiiiii 🧍🏻‍♀️ question for you, dottore, n pantalone!! who makes a list for things to do during the week? most organized or tries to be? if you call for one of them who comes running and listening to you 🥹 one last thing, what are you guys doing this weekend 🥹 anything exciting 🥹

IM FINALLY ANSWERING THISSSSS OMG IM EXCITED

pantalone makes a list & hes also the most organized. dottore tries to be but his lab gets so hectic so fast 😭✋ and then he has fits because it’s a mess and he hates messes.

both of them would but depending on the situation one might be faster than the other. like if i was hurt or in trouble or smth, dottore or a segment is there in an instant. if i’m annoyed/angry at something and want to vent, pantalone is there all ears ready to listen.

omg omg ok i’ll answer it as last weekend. i didn’t do anything w og dottore or pantalone but that’s because the kiddo segments whisked me off on mother’s day 2 spend the day with me. totally stole me from pantalone & all the older segments but it’s ok bc the kiddos made the day 10/10

[webslingingslasher]

was listening to “Question..?” by tswift and thought of the orange fanfic . ur legacy in my mind…

that…. is….. the best fucking thing i’ve heard in my life. i will forever remember this, hold on imma listen…. OH MY FUCK IT DOES IT DOES OMG BABES I HAD MOST OF THIS WRITTEN BEFORE MIDNIGHTS SO THE PARALLELS IN THE SHIT I WROTE…. U ARE SOOOOOOO NOT READY. IM SO EXCITED TO POST THISSSSS!!! the honor to be thought of during a taylor listen… i will literally never live this down, ego on 5000 rn i love you sm

[bananacat76]

GUYYSYSSS IM NOT READY TO GO TO SCHOOL I CANT AHNDLE THISSSSS AUGH WAUGGHH

i don’t know if i can handle online school idk if i’ll be able to focus :(

[chaoticneutralwriter]

PLS WHY DOES TUMBLR NOT GOVE ME NOTIFICATIONS IM SO READY FOR THISSSSS

tumblr is once again, not tumblring goddammit 😤😤😤

[picture-of-grace]

hahaha

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HOW DARE

"end of the year"

YEAH FUCK YOU JACK

OH WE WERE SO READY FOR THIS END OF THE YEAR BIG OL' EGO PROJECT

OOP

SORRY GUYS SUDDENLY MOVED UP TO MAY HAHAHA

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

[t-lostinworlds]

sooo, it's been quite difficult to stay sane (and alive) with all the content that's been thrown in my face today *cough* thighs, esquire outtakes, all things Cherry & everything else *cough* but now i'm just--

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

[seduceme-lovestruck-thearcana]

[marsmaru]

Me: *seeing my dashboard having a meltdown over the twins* what happened???????

Me: *sees Livestream video* oh

[flusteredphil]

life update in the tags

[harryfeatgaga]

im thinking about best friend harry who's secretly I love with you and he watches you date other people who never end up treating you right and he comforts you every time you get hurt all while loving you so hard 😔 then one day he says "I've had enough of this... come on, get dressed, I'm taking you out on a date- a real date so you'll know exactly how you deserve to be treated" and you're shocked for a minute but he's pulling you to your feet and flinging open you closet door, picking out his favorite sundress of yours and tossing it to you 😔 he says "I have to go get something, but I'll be back in 15, then I'll be waiting downstairs whenever you're ready" and your head is spinning but you get dressed and put on a little makeup and some perfume you know he is particularly fond of 😌 then you go downstairs and he's standing there holding a bouquet 😭 he hands it to you blushing a bit and says "i would have waited at the door for you, but I was already inside, so this is the next best thing" and you're smiling so big when you go to hug him 😔 he grins saying "easy love, you'll squish the flowers" so you pull away, thanking him and saying they're perfect 😔 when you're ready to head out he holds the door for you and then runs to the car to get that door as well 😔 he brings you to your favorite restaurant that you two always go to together and he pulls out your chair 😔you have the best time, talking and laughing and it feels so easy and right to be with him 😔 then maybe you go for a walk afterwards, and he throws his arm over your shoulders to keep you close 😔 when you get home you're both lingering at the doorway because suddenly the air feels so tense, then finally you make a move and step closer to him 😌 you rest your hand on his chest and say "do you wanna come in? i could maybe show you how a real date should end" and he blushes so hard saying "we don't have to do anything like that, not if you don't want to" and you lean even closer and whisper "I want to... do you want to?" and he can't control himself before he's nodding and taking the key out of your hand to unlock the door 😌 he guides you inside, and before you can even act he flips you around and pins you against the wall 😌 he kisses your shoulder gently, then your neck, and your jaw, and your cheek before he finally lands on your lips 😌 after a minute you push him away just enough to breathe and you say "let's go to the bedroom" and he has never moved faster 😌 you start to unbuckle his belt but he grabs your hands, pushing you to sit on the bed and saying "thought you wanted to see what happens after I go on a date? this is what happens" and he drops to his knees and flips your dress up so he can pull your legs over his shoulders 😌

OHHHHHHHJKNDHCJIVKNFHJNV MY GODDDDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOO IM OBSESSED WITH THISSSSS SO MUCHVUJHVUJK 😭😭😭😭😭