#IM NOT EVEN JOKING😭😭

[sleep-nurse]

opinions on loquacious cat

is that the one in subconscious spill...................honestly that entire map has a special place in my heart and it's because it freaked me out so much that was the only time i actually cried playing omori

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

i just found the "i picked flowers for you" picture in my gallery 😭

why would u remind me of that it caused irreparable damage to me i had to chant to myself that girl no we do NOT fall for straight unattainable girls who are in love with loser guys like yeah maybe her url is daydreams but we do not daydream about her she is a FRIEND

[slumbering-shadows]

Underrated bit in Psych is that sometimes for no discernable reason at all the weird old priest that gus is in love with shows up to rescue them from situations

[yrsonpurpose]

TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds

[hercarisntyours]

I once again dreamt about the oplita sparkling but these time is was lowkey angsty because megatron had kidnapped her to get to optimus and elita but he took one look at her in the kidnap cage thingy and basically went "that's my niece" and couldn't do anything but play tea party with her

[ardentpoop]

for real going to cry thinking abt sam and bones

[solargeist]

3rd life Grian was like That bc he was ovulating

[putting-kinger-in-places]

you guys really liked that wheres waldo hate post huh. dont worry ive got a couple more words to say about that little red and white straightened peppermint swirl looking fuck but i'm saving them for later

[svnflowermoon]

my friends are gonna take one look at my spotify wrapped and send me to a mental hospital

[l-just-want-to-see]

gods/monsters/heroes

Revenge of the Sith novelization / son of sea foam (series) / H of H Playbook

[imadhatt3r]

Are they keeping him in a hospital

[betterthanbatman1]

Umm I love them???

[relaxxattack]

can you imagine if they left the epilogue as it was without adding hs2. like if they leaned more into the “fanfic parody” aspect of it.

imagine if you read the homestuck epilogues and instead of being forced to contend with fascist jane for the next five years, the epilogues just ended with dirk saying “Oh and this was all a dream. Btw.”

like i think that would have been insanely funny. there would have been so so many memes about the officially licensed homestuck parody where rose and jade cheat on their marriages and dirk makes davekat kiss. i think everyone would have found that to be such a riot

it would have been way more fun to analyze too because instead of being forced to take 40yrold divorced dave seriously everyone could be like “what does it mean when on page 42 dirk described him as a white lanky bitch… what level of irony is this… what does it symbolize”

instead it feels like we got told a joke that we weren’t exactly in on, felt hurt about it, and now we’ve all been sitting around for half a decade waiting for a punchline that might never come

[doostyaudi]

Guess who... Red the book of bill. Yea so like i got reminded of an oc i made in like. 2016... I was *clinically* obsessed with gravity at the time... I thought i should remake her for funsies

Yes crystal is her original name, I cannot think of a better name atm so it's that for now

Anyways her sad and tragic backstory is that bill tried to kill her cuz he wanted the power for himself or something. Idk i don't have details rn but just know Bill tried to kill her, assumed she was dead but kinda forgot that she works the same way he does... Whoopsies

So yea she hates his ass now 👎👎👎

Alternate vers + og image below the cut

[collectingavenuesmwue]

When I say the most down bad things about a character I like I’m not being horny i’m just acting silly 🙏🙏

[purpurussy]

I know this is 100% my personal problem and idk if anyone can relate but as an afab person with some weird gender shit going on I kinda hate it whenever dnp make jokes like "you know us we don't like pussy/tits" etc like 😭 I love that they have fully healed from the comphet "fyi I like vagina" era but I hate being made to feel like a Woman™ because of my anatomy if that makes sense. Like my brain interprets it as "we don't like those traits because they make you a woman and we're gay" idk it gives me like a weird wave of dysphoria every time they say it 😭😭 the first time I watched BIG I interpreted Dan's monologue about "I don't care what kind of anatomy you've got going on, I don't feel attracted to the signs on bathroom doors" as being like trans inclusive but I fear he's walked it back with these constant jokes dsdfghjkl and to be clear I'm not saying anyone is obligated to find me or my body type attractive like that's not what this is about. It's just the equation of genitals/anatomy with gender idk. And this is not even really something that's specific to dnp and I know there's a lot of discourse about genital preferences or whatever idk idk maybe I should've just sent this to phannieconfessions and allowed everyone to take it in the worst possible faith over there. I just need to get it off my chest