#IM NOT EVEN DOOONE

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

got curious about my progress so i stuck this oneshot into a word counter and hey. what is it about pokemon that makes every wip like 5x the length i expect it to be

[szif]

"watch out for the bellring, so don't listen to music!" you want me to suffer. give suffering for a thousand years. i cant even shower or ado anything cuz lkike i need to open the door. omg im so dooone

[wastefellow]

why tf my neocities already have 362 views bro im not even dooone go away

i hope none of my friends find it bc its supposed to be a suprise for them

[gendertrend]

I'm normal now. Next time im overwhelmed by emotion ill just write my feelings on the notes app and move on. That man is NOT a god, he's not perfect, he's awful, he doesn't even have good hygiene. I'm not humiliating myself any further I'M DOOONE

[cryptidcalling]

I wish my brain would STOP reminding me that I have a math test on Monday and Tuesday!

[felixwikipage]

Official season 5 spoiler

Discussing the recent gloob released spoiler below...

So this was one of the spoilers I cared about

Which shows what I said in one of my previous posts on how I don't think lila n felix would team up, 'heros will become villains and villains will become heros'

ENTONCES SO LIKE, I can totally see our heros alya n carapace (and perhaps others), being villains--prob just akumatized or something tho

But what are some "villains" that will turn into heros???

I've always been rooting for felix and this could be perfect circumstance to show his true motives. (antihero shtuff)

And im also thinking Natalie would be a turning hero too. I mean her and felix are now against Gabriel and technically have the ability to out Gabriel n save adrien. I think she's leaving as an assistant, but I don't think she'll "leave" adrien completely? Because she clearly now cares about him, more than she did in the beginning, so would she really just be like,

"K bye everyone, good luck hawkm- er I mean gabbie and adrien, see ya both at therapy."

You would think she would like.. maybe help against Gabriel? I have the same thoughts when it comes to felix to an extent. Like when he found out for sure Gabriel was hawkmoth, he probably thought adrien would be fine, his father wouldn't target him hes kinda safe (yeah right). But when felix found out about the vegetable in the fridge, wouldn't that be a lil extra something to make felix kinda wanna save his cousin? Course he would need time for a good o plan and now that he has the peacock through the means he had too, like.. wouldn't there be an addition to whatever his original plan was now. It won't stop right there at just having and protecting specifically that miraculous.

What are other villains turning into heros? I'm not even considering Chloe this whole season btw loll, sorry I like her, but with Thomas bruh I'm not even bothering

So ye could be others, Natalie n felix are the most interesting or at least in the most interesting predicament I'd say. Because they both technically, by knowing who hawkie is and now against him, have the ability to out him n have ladybug n chat know.

(Lowkey feel like Natalie may still have a soft side for Gabriel though or just wil choose to not interfere so idk if she would though, but bruh she should she doesn't get paid enough)

Someone who's also in an Interesting predicament is Luka bruuuh. Like if he gets akumatized or even mildly sad that his pencil broke, oof ladybug n cat noir are dooone.

The end :)

[theminecraftbee]

ive just started reading this is about a stuffed bird and im already sad HE SAID HE COULD HAVE THE BIRD WHEN HE WAS DOOONE UEUEUEUEUE

10/10 cant wait for this to break my heart even more

thank you for this lovely techno reaction image it’s beautiful. and also have fun reading! things definitely don’t get worse at all,

[thestefunnyone]

I'm pissed for two reasons.

1.) I have no assignments done an just got super unorganized again

2.) I freakin KEEP sleepin on B1A4 like..why??

[headoverhiddles]

Distraction - Tim Roth x Reader [Smut]

Synopsis: To distract Tim from some thoughts during a flight, you suggest the best possible way to keep him preoccupied.

Notes: Because we all know from that bathroom scene in Captives that Tim's a master at doing it in tight spaces 😉 gahhh I’m such a slut for Tim help

Tim's leg bounces next you, and the back of his head hits the seat. You look over from watching The Meg on the little seat screen, and pull out an earphone.

"What's up?"

"Nothing. I can handle it."

You frown. "Seriously, tell me."

He waves his hand, taking a sip of ice water. "Babe, no point in me bothering you with it, 's nothing you can do."

"Try me."

He rolls his eyes, and turns to you, eyes widening in frustration. "Really wanna cigarette. It's bad this time."

You're used to this. Tim's tried to quit four times since he's been with you, even trying out those e-cigarette things, but it ultimately ends up like this. Usually a bad craving would hit, and he wouldn't be able to resist-- for better or for worse this time, the craving hit mid-flight.

"Just focus on the flight. Watch a movie!"

"Don't want to."

"Read a book?"

"Nah, just finished one."

"Read another."

He rolls his head over to give you a look, and you kiss his nose. He manages a small smile, and you look down to see how his leg is bouncing. You sigh, taking your other earbud out, leaning over him, resting your chin on his chest and smirking up at him. He looks down at you, welcoming you into his arms in confusion.

"What?"

"I've got an idea that could take your mind off it," you tease, and he huffs.

"You're not thinking of it."

You grin, and he snickers. "Jesus, you little devil. That's one method of distraction. Fine, go on then, you go first."

You get up. "Meet me in five minutes."

After five minutes, Tim shakes his head, laughs, and rises from his seat, heading down the hall. He appreciates all you do for him when he needs you-- even if it is risky shit like this. He stuffs gis hands in his pockets, tying to look as casual as possible. He checks... the seatbelt sign is still off thankfully, so you're not trapped in there. You had slid the little occupied sign over on the door so that he could knock on the right one when he came over. He walks down the aisle, and holds onto the wall as he raps lightly on the "occupied" door.

"That one's in use," a stewardess behind him says, and Tim turns, hiding his pained expression.

"Ah, yeah. So it is."

He then clenches his jaw, and takes the bathroom beside yours, locking it and sitting down on the toilet seat. He reaches down to feel himself through his jeans, where he's filling out. Just the thought of taking you in an airplane, where anyone could find you out, was enough to get him hard-- he has a thing for fucking you in dangerous places, and you know it.

Tim groans softly, using the heel of his palm against his cock. Just then, he hears a moan coming from the washroom next to his, and his head falls back to hit the wall.

Fuck... His hand wraps around his bulge, shaking it slightly and squeezing. Fuck, he needs you. He needs you so bad, he's going nuts.

"(y/n)," he whispers as he touches himself. The stewardess should be gone by now, right?

Hard on straining in his pants, Tim gets up, and opens the door, looking out. The stewardesses are both preoccupied with taking drink orders, so he hurries over to your compartment, knocking twice.

"T-Tim?" you breathe, and Tim exhales, trying to contain himself.

"It's me, it's me."

The lock undoes, and he fits himself in, locking it and staring you down.

"Fuck, I'm so hard."

"You are," you say, and drop to your knees, unzipping him.

"Shit," he whispers, hand finding your head, and he starts to guide you as you go to work on his cock, kitten licking the tip and teasing the vein on the side. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket, and you're sent forward, deep throating him. Tim chokes, moaning as quietly as he can, and you use this position to your advantage, sucking him harder.

"Bloody brilliant... mm, darling, fuck..." Tim swears, thrusting his hips forward because he knows you can take it. His blonde hair falls forward as he watches you. "You like that, eh? You just love sucking my big cock, don't you, filthy little slut?"

"Timmm," you moan around him, and he strokes your cheek, pulling out of your mouth breathless.

"Darling, oh god, (y/n)," he says, "Let me fuck you. Let daddy fuck you, gotta fuck that pussy good, yea?" You nod, and Tim lifts you up, parting your legs and burying his hard cock in your dripping pussy, starting to fuck you against the wall.

"Yeah... oh, look at this..." he grunts, lips trailing your neck as he reaches down to play with your clit, just how he knows you like. Your own lips fall open as you feel your orgasm fast approach.

"Tim, babe," you whine, and he kisses you, holding your lips to his as you both make out, lips and teeth clashing as Tim's hips never stop, pushing you, pushing, so close--

A knock on the door. "Excuse me?"

"Fuck off, not now," Tim mutters, hair sticking to his face. He keeps fucking you deep, rough and fast as you hold onto him for dear life.

"Ju-uuust a min- oh! Minute," you try to maintain a steady voice.

"I've been waiting out here for 15 minutes!" An elderly lady says. The plane hits another bump, and Tim's cock pushes deeper inside of you, thrusting hard as you moan.

"Ohhhgodohgod!"

"Is everything alright in there?"

Shit.

"It's a bloody stewardess," Tim mumbles, groaning into your ear. He's close, he's so so close. His stubble tickles your neck.

"Fine!" you call, gasping, "Just lost my balance a b-bit!"

"That can happen. Be careful!"

"Thanks, now kindly let us fuck in peace," Tim growls in whisper, and you giggle. He holds you, gasping. "I'm coming... darling, I'm coming--"

"Tim," you moan, clenching hard around his cock, "Yeah... yeah, come in me, baby..."

Tim bites his bottom lip, salacious half lidded eyes raking your body with that sexed up look, and he comes hard, grunting your name as he blows his load. He's breathing heavily as your toes curl behind his back, and you come too, gasping his name as quietly as you can.

As you both catch your breath, he puts his head down against your chest between your breasts and starts giggling. You giggle too, and to avoid drawing even more attention, you kiss each other to quiet down. Tim gives your chin a little stroke, and lets you down, zipping back up. You tousle your hair a little, and he opens the door, peeking out...

Right at two unimpressed stewardesses and an angry old woman.

"It's about time," she snaps, and Tim grimaces.

"Yeeeah, about that..."

"Is the coast clear?" You drop out of the washroom with a fake finger gun, pretending to be a secret agent, and Tim lets out a tiny, high pitched nervous-laugh.

After apologizing a billion times and slinking back to your seats blushing, Tim rubs a hand over his face.

"God, what have we just dooone?"

"Fucked on an airplane," you shrug, "Joined the mile high club."

"I've gotta say it felt better in the air," he cocks his head, considering.

"So. Feeling better about your cravings?" you ask, threading your fingers together.

"I don't know, darling," he sighs, cupping your face, "Gonna be a sob and say I think I'm addicted to you."

[in-oneindige-tijd]

my exams are dooone so im off to berlin and im finally gonna catch up on druck without even needing a vpn 😎

[searsage]

Martyr | Mr. Ambitious Fuuuuuu im dooone gahh i like how it came out on the rainbow base, even though i had to darken some of the colors on it, So it didn't look too crazy. Been addicted to agressivly colorful line work as of late xD This is my bab... sadly the concept of tracking still eludes me D8 Im dumb and slow. fav.me/d8sagg4 This is the base used: fav.me/dd9cm6t Art by me Species: Saliko © :: & :iconmikaley: #saliko #salikotribe #aarpg #ClosedSpecies #cs #closed #originalspecies #creature #animals #artistsoninstagram #traditional #tetra #furryfandom #furry #furries #aarpg https://www.instagram.com/p/By1kZgsJBiC/?igshid=37krcd81x1gr

[mochiii45]

MY FIRST TIME.. 😅

Ooooh I have been tagged by a person I really love (even if she doesnt know me.. lol) @tryingtobealwaystrying Well I think I have to tell 5 things I love about myself... wow its gonna be complicated but I will try haha! 😂💕 • I always want to defend people.. at least I try. I hope i can manage to do it in the future. • I watched too many series/movies...?? Is that a quality?? I dunno but for me it is ☺️ • I listen to every music/songs... I mean I dont have a particular genres of musics sooo... ( yeah i dunno what to say 😭) • I am weird... like reallyyyy weird ?? Sometimes people don’t understand me and I like that.. yeeeeah i told ya I am weird 😂 • Oh! To finish, I reallyyyyy love Animals of all kinds, genders, species... like all of them??? I so badly want to defend and protect them from the dangers, mostly humans but yeah... they are our companions on this planet Earth, so we should try to live with them not against them.. like... no in cages or others.. but yeah anyway i know its too impossible but yeah. Dooone, I really wrote what was in my mind sooo... i dont really have followers so im gonna tag no one ? 😅. Good day 😋☘️👋

[quonit-aceattorney]

Buying Game 1 - Playing 1 and 2

Put these all together because they were so short... and not even really recorded.

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

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(Backstory: Bardic feline and I have been talking about a fic she told me she was working one (Link here when i get it). Few about a week or so I’ve been motivating her to help her to finish it by the 20th, her deadline.)

3/20/2018

Q: did you get the thing out?

BF: I didn't finish both parts of what I wanted to do, but i did enough to post the fic prologue on AO3

Q: yaaaaay that is something. Good job.

BF: thanks. ^^;;;

LESS THAN I WANTED TO DO IS STILL BETTER THAN NOTHING

Q: yaaay can I have a link?

BF: Aaah hold up.  Also, going to warn you right now, it absolutely spoils the crap out of Farewell My Turnabout, aka 2-4

Q: dammit

I need to get the game how much is it and is it on steam or do i need to get it somewhere else

BF: Like it goes in assuming you already know the big twist

Q: welp I do not know

BF: You can get it on iOS or Android or from the 3DS shop

Q: I still call the people in the game "the objection guys"

BF: Hee hee fair enough

Q: dammit

well I have a 3DS so it can still work why not

BF: But when I say it assumes you know stuff, I mean it like straight up pulls the reveal that happens most of the way through the case

And yay!  That’s the easiest way to get it

Q: dang

I should've played the game yaaaaay :D

BF: You can get the whole original trilogy in one package on the e-shop

Q: Funny thing about the 3DS: I got it from a pawn shop for 60 bucks thinking it was a 2DS because well, it was. It is a 2DS it has that on the back it says everywhere on the thing it is a 2DS. When you open it though, it thinks it's a 3DS. This works out well because a 2DS has more power and the 3DS has more available games

I'll go find it. How long is it will I be able to play to the twist by the end of today?

BF: Unless you just fly through the first game?  It’s the last case of the second game

So...proooobably not

Q: dammit

do I have to pay for all three games??? Can't I just watch somebody else play it on youtube

BF: You can if you like? Or do an emulator?  I’m not gonna tell you how to do it.  Though I will say that that bundle is WAY less than what I paid for all three games used for the DS

They were probably about 15-20 bucks EACH individually

Q: dammit

well it's gonna be a while before I read that fanfic I helped encourage you to do. What out for that review 2-3 years for now.

BF: Hahaha awww

BF: It doesn’t take THAT long to play any of the games. XD

It’s just longer than a single night

Cause it’s like reading a book where you have to solve puzzles to advance

Q: well it better be good if im going to end up spending 60 dollars on it. At least I get to understand yet another one of Zarla's interests so many of her comics are based off of

I don't even wanna read all of those fanfictions why couldn't it just be mostly comic based with like 6 fanfics like with the ladies

BF: It’s not going to be 60 bucks!

happy summer

3 games and they're like 15-20 something about a bundle how much is that

BF: That’s what each was a INDIVIDUALLY

By themselves

On the DS

BF: When you had to but the individual CARTRIDGES

Q: going in the shop to see if I can find it

ohhhh wonder how much they are now im looking in the shop

BF: The BUNDLE is all three games at once for like...16 or 20 bucks TOTAL

For all three games together

Q: :o that's not 60!

BF: That’s what I was trying to say haha

That it’s a BARGAIN

Even when it’s not discounted it’s a bargain

Q: im looking for it bleh i haven't used this thing in a while where is the search bar for a specific game

BF: Search “Ace Attorney”

And aww those eggs sound pretty

Q: where is the problem it just has filters

I remembered the thing about using vinigar instead of water for the color to stick on better and it worked very well

BF: Umm...there should be a search function

Q: there is one but that's just filters for some reason

I'm calling my brother one moment

BF: You may have parental controls on too high or something

Q: nope I got it

it's 30$...

bleh ill get it whatever

BF: Aaaah sorry

Q: it's fine!

BF: I was thinking when it was discounted, forgive meeee

Q: I'll probably like

BF: That’s STILL less than what I paid individually

And it’s a good series!

I really think you’ll like it

Q: yaaaay

BF: It’s so ridiculous and over the top Hahaha

Q: I can't face the shame I'm giving my brother the money so he can buy it

why I'M GETTING THE GAMES THOUGH

YOU INFLUENCED A LIFE DECISION

BF: Hahaha aaaah forgive meeeee

it is fine lol

BF: Ooooh!

Q: dumpster

it was your idea

it's downloading

Q: how many days do I wait before it's approprait to send Jaz another email

Q: I spent 30 dollars because of you

working on comic, very good progress. Got all of the backgrounds done and am doing pretty good on the characters.

Q: ALRIGHT IT FNISHED DOWNLOADING

Just when the game opened I saw what you meant by it being over the top this is great imma play it

Q: 2014???

must be when the bundle was released...?

BF: That sounds about right dang

Was it that long ago when the HD bundle got released

-Case 1-

Q: Back!

Finished chapter 1: I feel smart I very much enjoy this game. Wonderful. Good that I'm apparently better then most people at remembering names :D when will juan die

BF: last case of the second game!

hahah just settle in and enjoy a Juan-less first game

BF: and I really do sincerely enjoy every part of the first game

Q: BACK

I do too it'

Q: It’s hard to believe Juan is even in the game

you made me spend 30 dollars on it and I am thoroughly enjoying it

(Edit: Thoughts i remember having but didn't record.

1st Case:

Hey look the tutorial person! She's a boob joke. of course.

I had no reaction to Winston, mainly it was just "objection guy".)

-Case 2-

Q:

Me: game about laywers. Somehow it was successful. Me later: and magic??? why is there magic why is there a chapter on why does this game exist it's so over-the-top I swear what was it's goal?

Q: the girl is too talkative

I should sleep >:( It's your fualt I can't

Q: why does the girl even call me nick

why does phoenix allow this his name isn't nick

(Edit: I refuse to call him Nick to this day.)

Q: where the hell is the save button i just wanna leeeaaave

Q: I MISS THE TRIALS NOW IT'S JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO

>:( well I'm almost to a save point in the game

Q: dooone

Maybe I'm just tiered in the morning I won't despise the girl

BF: Hahaha aaah I love Maya, personally

BF: And yeah, there are times in the investigation periods where it’s all godammit where do I go next.  But half the fun for me is going around and poking at stuff just to see what Phoenix and Maya will say about it

BF: I guess Maya gets Nick from PhoeNICx...I dunno I stopped questioning it ages ago

BF: There is a way to save when you are investing though

BF: I’ll tell you where to find it in the morning haha

Q: I figured out it's the start button.

Maybe I could look up where she got the name. She just asked if she could call me 'nick' and phoenix had no objection so I GUESS IM NICK NOW. I really like seeing what characters say about stuff too, but sometimes you just wanna get to it and 'ohmygod just shut up i wanna be able to figure this out i've already heard this before what am I missing'. Also I was tired, but ya they are enjoyable for the most part. HONESTLY with Juan I see him as a Zarla character, him being in the game is just absolutely stellar... it feels like a huuuuge bonus. I know he originally came from here but I learnt about him from the ladyverse and a quick scroll through her ace attorney folder on devart. He seems like her character. Concept: The people making the anime actually did see one or two of Zarla's comics and liked the color she had for his shirt and kept that Me at first: ehhhhh i don't really like him. he should just... go over there. Me later: oooo cross universe? More interesting, still don't like him much. Me now: I WILL PROTECT WITH BOY WITH MY LIFE WHEN I FIND HIM AND HE'S ALREADY DEAD WHOEVER DID THIS YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE

(Edit: HOW COULD I HAVE EVER HAVE NOT LOVED HIM HE IS SUCH AN INTERESTING CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT UNIVERSE HE’S IN)

BF: Hahahaha

Yeah, I kinda consider him to be more Zarla’s character than the game’s because of how much of a blank slate character he really is

BF: I know I’ve made up traits for him practically from whole cloth, or based on the smallest clues I can glean from the game script

Q: niiice

I'm getting through it, thankfully I'm not getting stuck as often as I did.

Q: "guess I better go there later..." YES, ALRIGHT, HOW DO I MAKE TIME MOVE FORWARD THOUGH?

BF: lol a lot of time when they say that, that means 'head on over to that location if it's on the menu"

(Edit: This goes DIRECTLY into my 1-3 reaction. The very next message.)

(Edit: Thoughts i remember having but didn't record.

2nd Case:

Sense the beginning I knew "IT'S THE WHITE GUY". The cutscene had what looked to me somebody with white hair but later i found a guy named Redd White and knew It was him because "HE'S THE WHITE GUY”

"Aw no looks like the tutorial girl is dead. Oh well."

"So she has a sister, okay."

"weird, i haven't seen this before. this is cool. (investigation mode)"

I absolutely hated April May. She was the worst character to me.

"HEY LOOK IT'S THAT OBJECTION BUDDY (Edgeworth) :D" I didn't have much thought on him besides that. He was the other objection guy. I knew him from the little I've seen of Ace Attorney beforehand (mainly one ace attorney tumblr post).

"There's magic in this game. guess her death meant nothing apparently.")

[moocidoomci]

I bet you're fat and ugly and no one will even love you not even your family

Ya know this is starting to sound oddly familiar to the nasty anon from awhile back lol.Ah, im bored now, if insults are all you got to say then im dooone, its booooring~~