#IK HES LIKE EVERYONES GOLDEN CHILD

[apollos-boyfriend]

I love your creepypasta posts sm!!! Do you have any ideas for Ticci Toby’s mansion dynamics/relationships?

well. um. you see (^◇^；)

[redr0sewrites]

Can I request hcs about the batboys being a top/switch/bottom please? 💕

🥀A/n: YESSSSS!!! btw i will be yapping ab the differences between sub/bottom and dom/top 💀

🥀Character(s): Dick Grayson x reader, Jason Todd x reader, Bruce Wayne x reader

🥀Cw: smut, dom/sub dynamics, implied switch!reader, switch!character

🥀minors dni

Dick Grayson:

i feel like Dick is a pleasure dom, he cares a lot about making you feel good and that often leads to him bottoming while still being dominant. he likes when you ride him and take what you need, but he simultaneously wants to be in control

out of the three, Dick is probably the most naturally dominant and is the one to prefer domming the most- i think he's a bit of a control freak like that, he won't outwardly show it but submitting is just something that doesn't come naturally to him

however, i do think he gets worked up a lot and needs to get his mind off of things, so that would be an opportunity for him to enter a more submissive role. that would take a bit of time, but once he trusts you, Dick will definitely be down to sub.

prefers to be a subtop, he likes rutting into you desperately and having you coo and tease him for taking you so desperately

as i've previously stated, when he's domming, Dick is a pleasure dom. your pleasure comes before his, and he's very adamant about making you feel good. while he's down to try anything that you want, he wouldn't be into physically hurting you or super hardcore bdsm, but i do think he can be a bit mean at times. he's a HUGE tease with insane stamina and will edge you for literal hours until your begging, then overstimulate you until you cry

however, when it comes to subbing? he's either a whiny brat or a genuine sweetheart.

when he's bratty, Dick will tease you and mock you for not fucking him hard enough, he wants you to be mean to him and fuck him absolutely stupid until theres not a single thought left in his brain

he's also into kinkier things, he wants you to treat him like the mindless slut he knows he can be. its kind of a corruption kink, in the sense that everyone always views him as the perfect golden child. you're the only one who gets to see how needy and horny he actually is, and he genuinely views subbing as an opportunity for him to be as kinky and depraved as he would like without judgement. it's actually kind of sweet that he feels safe enough around you to show you that side of him

speaking of sweet, Dick is not always a brat when subbing. sometimes, everything is a bit too much, and instead of wanting to be fucked out of his mind, he just wants to be taken care of. these days, he's more clingy during sex, needing your praise and attention at all times. Dick is a lot more susceptible to slipping into subspace during these times, in which he'll cry and cling to you, desperate for just one more climax.

a lot of the time his brattiness will slowly melt into his softer, needier side, and theres an important distinction between the two. when he's acting out and being bratty, Dick craves your attention, and enjoys being degraded and mocked. however, when he's more emotionally vulnerable and soft, he can't take any degradation without crying.

after subbing, Dick is a lot clingier during aftercare as well, especially if you were being mean to him. please reassure him you didn't mean anything that you said when degrading him, he's still in a sensitive state of mind and needs that reassurance

overall, i think the sexual roles Dick falls into most are pleasure dom and sort of a pillow princess sub (yes ik thats a wlw term but idk how else to describe it im sorry 😭) and he's overall very versatile during sex

Jason Todd:

bottom 🫵🫵🫵

in all seriousness though, Jason is a very versatile switch in my opinion. he's a lot more inclined to subbing than the others, and is actually more comfortable bottoming than topping. he's a strong guy, he's fucking huge, and he's constantly afraid of accidentally hurting you. when he's bottoming, its eases some of his worries about accidentally crushing or hurting you

Jason is either a strict dom, a power bottom/dom bottom, or a genuine sub in my opinion.

some days he's a strict dom, and s but of a brat tamer. i also see him being a bit of a sadist, but only if you were 1000% into it and if you had established safewords. he's whispering filthy words in your ear and talking to you like your trash, but treating you so sweetly that your brain goes fuzzy. its just so confusing when he's fucking you so well, and every thought is engulfed by the rising pleasure in your abdomen.

Jason is any type of dom that you need, if you're tired and needy and want his attention, then he'll gladly take care of you and be all sweet and gentle. however, if you're acting out and being bratty on purpose to get a rise out of him, then he'll treat you as such.

he's a bit meaner like this, and while he's still prioritizing your pleasure, he's definitely the one in total control. however he's very insistent on using safe words and making sure your comfortable, he would never everrr want to hurt you

i think Jason would enjoy battling for dominance, especially if your a switch as well. theres something very carnal and attractive about you both struggling to stay in control, and seeing which one of you will end up on top

i also see Jason as a power bottom though, in all physical senses he's subbing but you both know he has control. this also makes him feel a bit safer about hurting you, as your the one taking what you need and controlling your position, however he still is the one calling the shots. he's sweeter like this, praising you and cooing sweet nothings as you ride him.

i do also believe he can be a sub tho. he prefers simultaneously subbing and bottoming, because while it is more vulnerable, it also gives him the opportunity to relax. when he's a sub and topping, Jason is often too fucked out to pay attention to how tight he's holding you and whether or not he's hurting you. being on the bottom assures him that he won't have to worry, and that he can just let his mind go blissfully blank. Jason is very comfortable subbing with someone he trusts, and he can be a bit of a masochist at times.

Jason is a very needy sub, he wants to be taken care of and fucked out of his mind. he's a lot more vocal when subbing, but still prioritizes your pleasure and comfort over his own.

overall, once he feels safe with you, Jason is comfortable in many different sexual positions and will honestly usually just let you take the lead and decide how you want the night to go

Bruce Wayne:

again, another switch. i feel like Bruce is the most mellow out of the three, especially as he's older, and isn't as up to date with sexual roles and things like that. he's familiar witth some of the basics, but in all honesty he's down to try whatever you would like

whether or not he doms or subs truly depends on his mood, and he has no preference about topping or bottoming

when he's pent up or irritated, Bruce prefers to dom, taking the lead and making love to you. i think he's a brat tamer more than anything else, if you act out he'll treat you as rough as you like but if you want him to, he can be soft as well.

Bruce is a very attentive dom, taking note of everything you like and dislike while observing your reactions. he only really doms when he feels like it, so he's a little bit miffed if you try to take control. Bruce is the biggest control freak out of the three of them, and wants everything to be perfect when it comes to you both sleeping together. this often leads to him overthinking and getting into his own head a little, however that can easily be remedied

when he subs, Bruce is a little shy. it may seem out of character, but admitting to weakness is not something that comes naturally to him and so he tends to clam up and wait for you to take the lead. that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying himself, he just needs some time to adjust

it took Bruce SO long to realize he was a switch like he spent most of his life internalizing his desires because people always assumed he was a top/dom. once he's dating you, he becomes increasingly interested in subbing, but you'd probably have to be the first to initiate that kind of thing

because he's never had the opportunity to sub for most of his life, Bruce starts to develop a preference for it. that doesn't mean he doesn't dom anymore though, and he's definitely still very much a switch.

with the right partner i can definitelyyyyyy see him being bratty, but most of the time he's pretty tame. Bruce is often very tired when he's subbing, and takes it as an opportunity for him to relax and let you take the reins. i think he's the type to slip into subspace VERY easily and become very talkative because of that. he's not vocal at all leading up to that, but once he slips into his own little headspace he's suddenly moaning like a pornstar and getting all clingy and needy!

all in all, i see Bruce as a switch leaning sub who is more than willing to accommodate any of your sexual preferences

this got, like, weirdly deep and analytical for what was supposed to be smutty hcs 😭😭😭 anyways!!! hope u enjoyed!!! i really cannot tell if i like this or not so plspslplssss lmk what yall think ♥️

[sparklingcid3r]

ik we get ponyboys perspective of wut happened to darry after his parents died (most literally the book) but wut do u think was sodas perspective of watching darry before their parents died as the most popular guy in school/going to college then essentially have to become and be stuck as the one thing darry most obviously did not want to be (stuck in tulsa/ not gt college)

darrys life is underrated tragedy fr

Before I get into this complete devastation I want to direct you to this post! Not exactly the same, but it made me want to walk into traffic 🥰

So anyway, this was super interesting to consider. I imagine Soda definitely looking up to Darry as the stud, the golden child, literally just the coolest guy ever. He had Soc friends, he had greaser friends, and could square up with pretty much anyone who was dumb enough to want the equivalent of a baseball bat to the jaw.

And on top of that, Darry was on a one-track train out of Tulsa, heading out to college soon. In Soda’s eyes, Darry had everything and he was real damn happy with it.

So when all of their lives just crashed around them, Soda obviously had his own problems to deal with before he took notice of anyone else’s. But when his own dust settled and he could see a little more clearly, the change in Darry was definitely obvious. For the first month or so, Darry was just kind of numb. He went through all the necessary proceedings stoically, robotically, never let Soda in on anything regarding child services or the state or boys homes. Sometimes, when they were sitting at the table trying to eat Darry’s best efforts at recipes from their mom’s cookbook, and Pony was too stuck in his own grief moving his food around the plate with his fork, Soda watched Darry get a blank look in his eyes, like he’s staring at something that doesn’t exist, completely detached from reality.

(Soda’s always known that Pony and Darry are more similar than either of them think. Just not in the good ways.)

And for a little, it happened often. Darry comes home from work and sits down in their dad’s recliner, and Soda’s watching the television but in his peripheral he can see Darry drift off to someplace else, and all he can hope is that it’s someplace better.

Soda noticed all the little things. He didn’t smile to himself, didn’t laugh, didn’t tell Pony or Soda to put out their cigs around him, because it didn’t much anymore if he breathed the smoke in. He didn’t talk about his day more than a dismissive wave and that it was fine, he didn’t go out in the evenings.

Darry was against it the entire time, but Soda dropping out of high school seemed to be the thing that officially made him grown in Darry’s eyes. Darry finally pulled him aside when Pony was asleep and together they went through their grocery list, Darry teaching him how to shop cheap, but he always kept things like the bills far away from Soda’s eyes. Soda offered Darry money from the DX, Darry took it, and their lights stayed on and water kept running, but Soda doesn’t know what’s really going on with the numbers. Only Darry does.

Soda knows he’s always been protected by Darry. Since they were little, and even months ago, if Soda ever had any issues with anyone, Darry had his back. Soda didn’t think he was naive about much of anything, but he realizes pretty quickly that Darry will never let anyone have his back the way he does everyone else. Sure, Darry can lean on him, but he’ll be right back to the grind the second he can.

Seeing Darry go from wearing his college sweatshirt into town to his battered work clothes and tool belt placed a guilt in Soda’s heart that he couldn’t ever shake. The worst part was that he never complained about it, not to them. Soda’s beyond grateful to Darry, he’ll never make up for it for as long as he lives. But at the same time he just wants his brother back, and he knows it’ll never happen.

The more I write about Soda the more I love him, ty for helping give my guy some justice🙏 (i hope this is kind of what u wanted to hear abt, sorry if i just yapped in ur ear abt nothing lmfao)

[afterthegreatunknown]

A Headcanon Regarding the Violet’s Father Debate

Beatrice Baudelaire. A talented actress and performer whose charming ways wins anyone over, who has a high-standing rank due to being a Baudelaire, one of two oldest VFD Families. And with a great dislike for it, this defaults Beatrice getting more respect and recognition.

Such respect and recognition surely mean Violet Baudelaire’s father is also of equal standing.

And Bertrand B. is one of equal standing. While new to the organization, he became The Golden Boy™ of his generation. He is the volunteer who all the older volunteers of the previous generation think can do no wrong. He is the volunteer in Bertrand’s generation who is well-respected and generally like.

But Lemony Snicket is also of equal standing, and it’s not just because he’s born into an old VFD Family. A trouble-making volunteer, he can show how driven he is when it comes to goals, which is admirable to those of his generation. And his devotion to those he cares for makes him well-liked and generally respected.

Clearly, Beatrice having two lovers that are evenly match means almost everyone should spend time debating the biological identity of Violet Baudelaire’s father. They wouldn’t be doing so if Beatrice, Bertrand, and Lemony told everyone themselves to avoid the debate.

The thing is, the three don’t care. Beatrice, Bertrand, and Lemony, after a very discreet meeting, agree that biological shouldn’t matter to the identity of Violet’s father. They all agree that Bertrand is Violet’s father. Bertrand is the one who was there when Violet was born. Bertrand is the one who [will] raise Violet alongside Beatrice. Bertrand is the one who Beatrice pick to start a family with. And Lemony holds no ill-will towards Bertrand for being the one Beatrice picked, as well as holding no ill-ill towards Beatrice for picking the one who can be there to support her and her child.

With Beatrice, Bertrand, and Lemony having pick their positions, it’s time to know the others.

Team ‘Lemony is Violet’s Bio-Dad’:

Esme (Believes Lemony and Beatrice forgot to use protection. She also thinks it’s amusing and pathetic that Bertrand is raising someone else’s child.)

Kit (More often than not, Kit thinks Violet is Lemony’s child, because she wants Lemony to be around in the most unlikely ways. This led to fights with Jacques.)

Frank (Based off the timing of the breakup and when Beatrice and Bertrand went to the Island. He is convinced they know the truth and lying.)

Ernest (Follows Frank’s logic. However, he thinks Beatrice and Bertrand went to the Island without knowing, so they’re convince Violet isn’t Lemony’s daughter.)

R (Follows Frank’s logic. R also asked Lemony upright, being one the few he kept contact during this time period but got no answer.)

Gustav (Because of all the constant drama, he just picks a side on the fly in case they have to state their opinion on the matter.)

Olivia (Flat out asked Beatrice and Bertrand if Violet is Lemony’s kid, leading to the couple to say no. Olivia is convinced they’re lying to her.)

Ellington (She found copies of ASOUE at a few bookstores, and she draws her own conclusions without any influences what-so-ever.)

Team ‘Bertrand is Violet’s Bio-Dad’: 

Olaf (By ASOUE, he’s running under the logic ‘the couple that slayed together, have kids together.’ Before, Olaf was convinced Lemony is a prude who used protection)

Jacques (As much as he wants Violet to be Lemony’s child, Jacques can never find traces of Lemony in Violet’s face, which lead to many fights with Kit.)

Josephine (Is convinced Violet is a premature child. Due to eventually losing contact with Beatrice and Bertrand, she never got her answer for sure.)

Ike (Due to an ill-spoken rumor that relates to Gregor being Fiona’s biological father, Ike chooses to believe Bertrand isn’t raising someone else’s child.)

Widdershins (Believes the timing works better with Betrand as Violet’s father than Lemony. Might factor with Widdershins believing the false reports of Lemony.)

Miranda (She was after all, on the Island with Beatrice and Bertrand. She knows of Beatrice’s past with Lemony, but Miranda is certain Violet is Bertrand’s child.)

Ishmael (Arrived on the Island when Beatrice was in her Third Trimester, and therefore assumed Betrand is the father. He did briefly consider Lemony is Violet’s biological father after reading the in-universe ASOUE book, but reject it.)

Moxie (Random Headcanon Time! I think there’s several Editors: Awful Editor, Dreadful Editor, and Kind Editor. Moxie is the Kind Editor, after she and Lemony semi-got back in contact. After hearing everything of the topic from the horse’s mouth that is Lemony, Moxie is all, “Yeah, Bertrand is Violet’s father.”)

Team: ‘Wait, are you serious? This is an actual topic of debate?’ Also Known as: Team ‘Haven’t decided yet’: 

Fernald (He knew the topic exist because he once saw Kit and Jacques getting into an argument about it, but it’s TEE when Fernald realize it’s a serious topic because Olaf and Esme ask about his stance and panic answers, “Unsure.”).

The rest of the Acting Troupe (Olaf and Esme started to argue about it again post TVV but pre-THH. They asked Fernald if they should get involve. Fernald tells them not to worry over it for now and they roll with it.)

Hugo, Colette, Kevin (Olaf and Esme got into another argument in TPP but because they’re the only remaining ‘Troupe’ left they can’t ask anyone what the hell they’re talking about so they’re just confused.)

The rest of the Associates (Whenever Ellington shows up to visit Moxie, the two sometimes get into arguments about it. Everyone is quiet when it happens. While they know Moxie is in contact of sorts with Lemony, they have no idea how serious of a topic it is between the two women until they see the arguments themselves.)

Team ‘Bertrand is Violet’s Bio-Dad’…but only because they have no idea of the theory Lemony is Violet’s Bio-Dad:

All of the Unfortunate Generation (Why should they know?)

Dewey (He was hiding away from the world before Fiona was born. Him meeting Violet when Beatrice and Bertrand visiting him was a nice, sweet surprise, and the couple didn’t want to ask if he heard of the theory from his brothers to ruin said meeting. Ernest and Frank —and later on Kit and others who do visit Dewey— never told Dewey their opinion because they want Dewey to be happy for his friends getting together and having a daughter/eventual family.)

Monty (He was traveling when the Violet’s Father Debate was at its highest, and came back after Beatrice and Bertrand’s return, when Violet was almost one year old. No one told Monty their opinions/informed him of the theory Lemony is Violet’s Bio-Dad because they want Monty to be happy his friends got together and had a daughter/eventual family while away.)

Charles (Think Bertrand is Violet’s Bio-Dad because Kit told him via letter when she was [back to] thinking Bertrand is Violet’s Bio-Dad.)

Hector (Isolated at the Village of Fowl Devotee after Fiona was born, but before Violet was born. Thinks Bertrand is Violet’s Bio-Dad due to Ike and Josephine.)

Georgina (Began her isolation in Paltryville before Violet was born, so the last things she heard is “Lemony is dead” and “Beatrice and Bertrand went to the Island.” Upon hearing word Beatrice and Bertrand came back from the Island and they now have a baby, Georgina is convinced Bertrand took advantage of Beatrice’s grief)

Phil + Hal (Naturally assumes the Baudelaires share the same father; in Phil’s case being on the Crew of Two on the Queequeg has Widdershins never telling him about this debate, and in Hal’s case Kit didn’t think about telling him about the debate)

Theodora + Jerome (Also naturally assumes that the Baudelaires share the same father. Both knew Beatrice and Lemony were a thing. Jerome figured Beatrice only decided to raise a family after becoming serious with Bertrand. In Theodora’s case, she believed Beatrice got pregnant on the Island, and it went from there.)

Half of the Original Schism Generation (Ex: Monty’s Sister, Adeline. Follows Theodora’s logical because it makes the most sense.)

Team ‘Can You All Shut the Ever-Loving F*CK UP’: 

Sally (Hearing the debate so much got to where Sally wanted to hear nothing about Beatrice, Bertrand, and Lemony for weeks. It got so bad, she once stopped talking to Gustav and other associates’ mid-way in conversations whenever it’s brought up.)

Larry + Haruki (Would have picked a side if people kept it as a minor thing but it got too large of a matter at hand, and two collectively went, “Fuck you we pick none!”)

Raymond ‘Q’ Quagmire + Joan Quagmire + Joan’s Triplet Sisters’ Alex and Lindsey (Raymond and Joan made cards that says if anyone brings up the topic in any of their presence, they have to pay a $1000 dollar fine. Alex and Lindsey made it a permanent ban topic by threatening everyone to change the fine to $10, 000 dollars)

Thursday (Miranda never told him the theory about Lemony being Violet’s Bio-Dad. He only knows about because Kit unnecessary told him the theory without him having a choice on the matter on day over a cup of Turkish coffee. Whenever Kit tries to bring it up again Thursday excuses himself from the table and hides out in the restroom/makes an excuse to cut their meeting short.)

TMWBBNH and TWWHBNB (Think the Baudelaires are small potatoes in the grand schemes of things. It’s not their concern and they are able to get Olaf and Esme to shut up about it before they even argue about it whenever around.)

Team Dead and Therefore Excluded:

Pretty much any dead character by the ASOUE Period, canonically or assumed otherwise (Ex: Gregor, the other half of the Original Schism Generation like Dashiell, N Caliban because I headcanon N is dead, and others not mentioned here.)

[yuri-is-online]

i love your fyuuture kid au its rlly cute and well thought-out!! and ur writing is sooo *chefs kiss*

i just wanna say me personally? someone has to hold me back if i see falena. hey bitch 😀 me again! you wanna tell me why the FUCK you handed me over to the secret service? who literally ERASED MY MEMORIES, permanently disabled me, and sent me and my unborn child to a world i hadn't lived in for years. "i thought you would come back" is not a good enough answer! why did you not alert my husband, your BROTHER, that this was happening? why did you let it be secret? AND SISTER-IN-LAW I DIDNT FORGET ABOUT YOU. you aren't innocent either. cheka baby dont worry youre still my favorite nephew. but i need to have a talk with my damn in-laws because why are we handing over a princess just like that! yeah ik i married in and shit but damn! where is the loyalty?!

anyway ty love you hope youre doing well i just needed to air my beef out

:D thank you for the kind words anon! I'm doing as well as I can this ask gave me a bit of a giggle

The only real source we have about Falena and who he is as a person is Leona, and more recently the few things said by Neji in the Cloudcalling event. To be honest with all of you... the fact that Falena built (or agreed to have built) an elaborate fountain to celebrate the birth of his son when he rules over a country where not everyone has easy or consistent access to water rubbed me the wrong way. He seems to me to be someone who does have the best interests of his people at heart, but misses the finer points of a lot of things. Take his relationship with Leona: I think he does love his brother and probably sees him as an equal, but he ignores the way the servants talk about him behind his back because they never do that when he is around so he doesn't think they would ever do that. Or if his father was particularly harsh on Leona, Falena would not be able to see past how kind he was to him. He's the golden child and assumes everyone in the world must be nice because they are nice to him.

As for the treatment of Yuu- I think Falena and his wife would rationalize their behavior as protecting Leona. Sure they love Yuu and their soon to be nephew, but Leona was here first so if Yuu is a danger then sorry not sorry Leona they need to know. There's a principle we talk about in criminal justice called "just cause corruption" where people become so focused on pinning a crime (you see this in cases where a child dies a lot) on someone, anyone they start justifying all sorts of unethical behavior in an effort to put someone away for it. That's sort of how I see Falena's logic in this situation: he doesn't think Yuu did anything wrong but when they don't come back he either has to accept that he betrayed his brother in the worst way possible or he could ignore it and think maybe Yuu did do something wrong. He doesn't really believe that and he did think they would come back, and he is beyond sorry for what he did but as a King he can't really apologize for it.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, Leona would have done the same if he was in charge... right?

[xo-zozo]

my ranking of tig characters+explanations

jameson hawthorne. he’s just pookie (but guess what… i have more reasons than just that for liking him 😨) so first of all, he’s hilarious… like that has to count for something, he’s also hot so yk but besides that, he cares so much for the people that he loves and he’s just sndhdjhdhd anyway yeah. he’s like anything anyone could want and he’s a consent king (unlike some people) and like ik hes had his moments of treating avery like a game but yk if we can say grayson is the way he is because of emily and stuff i think we can also say that for jameson (also the fact that he was like bullied by his grandpa…) and yet he still manages to be night to people

avery grambs. she’s a really good fem mc and i think that jlb did a really good job of making her someone that people can relate to and making her normal. she’s smart and she’s kinda just trying her best and i love that for her

xander hawthorne. buddy is so funny like he’s also who i feel like i would be the most likely to be friends with/date irl. like the book BOUQUET?? he’s super nice and he likes scones AND he’s smart what nots to like

gigi grayson. me and her are literally the same person tbh like i actually love her so much and i feel like we would be really good friends irl because she’s such a cutie patootie

max liu. she also reminds me of myself… like the strict parents, the personality and the inability to curse is so me tbh. ik people find her annoying but i like her so wtv

libby grambs. i think everyone loves her… the way that she’s managed to stay so positive when she’s been through so much is like incredible to be tbh and she can bake so

nash hawthorne. he’s really great and all but like we don’t get to see much of him but i still love him fr

savannah grayson. she’s a baddie and i love her but again we just haven’t seen enough of her for me to like LOVEEE her if you know what i mean

rebeca laughlin. she’s nice and stuff but like at the same time sometimes she was a little bit annoying and made me mad… like the way she was always clinging to thea annoyed by yk 😭😭

thea calligaris. never liked her that much?? like she was better at the end but she was so mean to avery for like no reason and it annoyed me

grayson hawthorne. VERY strong feelings on him as most of you know but my main points are that he’s dull and people only like him because “he’s pookie” and blonde so it’s like he was so overhyped to be a gentleman and a “golden retriever” that when i actually read the book and he only made like five appearances a book to be mean to avery and then kiss her on live tv (when there were many other ways to make her shut up btw) and then yeah he was also just so caught up on emily and every time he said “evie” it made me wanna throw up. and then um also when he acted like he was better than avery because he grew up rich was 🤔🤔 and um the way he was granddaddy’s favorite child and still managed to like make that about how horrible his life is 😭😭 and yeah i would be upset too if my inheritance was taken by some random girl but GOD DANG. you don’t just going around accusing people like that

eve blake. BRUH. NO ONE LIKES HER I DONY EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN

anyway this took forever don’t cancel me bye 😻

[severussnapemylove]

There's something in me thay just curdles when I think about the marauders. Like ik they aren't real and they're mostly just a figment of all our imaginations but I don't think I hate someone as much as I hate them (ok that's a lie I hate JKR just as much) but ykwim-

Yup. A lot of the rage, personally at least, is that their horrible actions and attitudes get ignored and if you try to point it out, the Marauders fans are automatically "Oh but Snape...". and just refuse to acknowledge that so many or the things the Marauders did ranged from horrible to downright immoral and illegal.

And in some parts, in another world, I could actually get behind those characters. James taking in Sirius as a brother when he was disowned, everyone becoming Animagi to support and help Remus. That's some good found family dynamic there and I usually love that. But their support of each other, came at the destruction of someone in a similar situation as Remus and Sirius. They bonded while at the same time actively destroying the only positive hope that an underprivileged, impoverished, outcast, abused child had to hold on to. That's where they lose me. Because their "golden school days" centred around harming another child for their own entertainment.

And they may just be fictional characters. But like Umbridge is the personification of that one awful teacher we had at school, I think a lot of people have encountered kids like the Marauders in real life. The popular and prevailed who get away with hurting others because they have the right name/position/association that their actions are overlooked or brushed off.

(Also, yeah, JKR's a bloody idiot and she really needs to read a few history books before shooting her big mouth off)

[broflovmarshick]

The fact the main four boys are basically representations of their birth order:

Kyle: Oldest child syndrome. One of the more responsible ones in the group. Doesn’t take BS. Tries his best to be the golden child but it seems it is never good enough for his parents. Gets so effing pissed when he believes he’s right but no one wants to listen. Sometimes has the need to be the oldest sibling not just to Ike but to Everyone. (Look at how he acted with Blanket on The Jeffersons)

Kenny: The embodiment of the middle child. Like he just knows he could do whatever the hell he wants and not get scolded at because his parents forgot he’s there. Like everyone forgets he 💀 all the time. (Except in seasons 5 and 6). He is the glue that keep his family together AND the boys together.

Stan: Youngest child syndrome. I’m the youngest child so I’m an Expert™️ on this. Something that isn’t really talked about youngest children is that we usually have an inferiority complex. The constant nagging feeling we can’t be as good as others. Stan always seem to have that “Follow that Egg” shows it and “Cupid Ye.” Also Sharon was willing to hide a body for Stan, like anything for the Baby of the Family. Also setting the Tegridy farms on fire…yep yep

Cartman: Only child syndrome, the bad kind. Yeah yeah I know Scott Tenorman is canonically his oldest half brother but Cartman was raised as an only child. Like he is the center of Liane’s world and he thinks the whole world should be like Liane in that regard. Pretty lonely at home as he mostly talked to stuffed animals when the boys and Butters are not around.

[kito-oh-kito]

c-can we hear abt Caseys fam🥹🥹

Yes you can!!!! Ily anon

Casey’s family is probably the most developed thing about my au which is a little embarrassing but oh well (it’s all under the more because there’s a lot 💀)

TW FOR CHILD ABUSE ON THE LAST BIT (and dying?) it’s not too bad but thought it’s better to be safe then sorry

Okay so this is Zach Casey’s older brother and his wife Mackenzie

This is also them but teens

They’re in their mid twenties and newly wed 🔥🔥(their ship name is either Zackenzie or machary) they’re highschool sweethearts and I love them soooo much

Zachs the golden child well he was he was supposed to be the next in line for his dads gang but he decided he didn’t want to be a leader but when he told his dad that well he wasn’t happy to say the least, that’s when he really realised how bad his dad had gotten he wasn’t the understanding man he once knew, so he moved out as soon as he could he bought an apartment for him and Mackenzie and soon they got married, he meets up with Casey every few months to help them with bills and such just because he loved his siblings too much to leave them completely even if they have low contact.

This is Bridget the little sister she’s 9 and a massive deva she’s a popular girl in her school she’s apart of the ‘girl posse’

Her hairs actually curly she just straightens it to fit in she bleaches her ends and wears makeup, she stays out the sun so she’s lighter but not for too long or she won’t look ‘tanned’ she’s ashamed that she was the only one of her signings to get her moms skin colour she’s more ashamed that she didn’t even know her according to her dad she look ‘just like her’ but in Bridget’s words she ‘absolutely hates being compared to that dead witch’ she never means what she says but you can’t really blame her she grew up the only girl the only dark skinned (Ik she doesn’t look super dark there shhh) person in the house and she feels like an outsider.

Enough angst heres a fun fact

She’s deadly allergic to pineapples yippie 😶

And then there’s their dad the ‘big boss’ the deadbeat dad who has a gang and tattooes the symbol onto his kids Arnold jones

Believe it or not this is the only drawing I have of him I don’t like drawing old people but oh well ‼️

This guy his everything phobic (not the scared kind) he hates everyone and everything he drinks ..a lot and this is with his kids are most likely going to go no contact he drinks and is the leader of (drumroll) the purple dragons and he forces that role onto his kids

He wasn’t always like this he used to be fine when it was just him, zach and his wife but when Casey came along she almost died of blood loss and the doctors said they couldn’t have any more kids of course that didn’t stop them and she ended up dying when Bridget was born that’s when he snapped and ended up snapping and let the alcohol and violence take over his life, zach was his first son the next leader and Bridget was just a baby so his anger was taken out on casey, he was only seven when his dad started taking out his anger on him he didn’t know why he was confused as any child would be but that didn’t stop Arnold he’d become a cruel man that didn’t care for him.

Of course it got better sure he still takes his anger out on casey sometimes but it’s not as bad at when he was younger send some rip Casey’s (the aggressiveness included getting Casey totted earlier then zach did, smacking and dislocated shoulder ermmm….save him!!!!)

Anyways that was my rant on the joneses hope you like them we much I like them lemme know if you want a casey post 😪 or any other characters

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Chapter three. Chapter five

CHAPTER FOUR

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️WARNING!!! THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN MATURE THEMES AND VIOLENCE PLEASE LEAVE IF IT WILL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. I DO NOT NEED THIS BOOK TO BE REPORTED . YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.( Mentions of suicide, bullying, blood/torture ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️( This book is going to have more matured themes  compared to my others, from smut scenes to non-con, lactation, drugging, hypnosis, abuse of power and over obsessiveness.

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                   ‡ One month earlier ‡

The first week after M/N had ' miraculously ' recovered he had to deal with his cousin stuck by his side constantly. 

If he wanted to open the windows?             " No. Your still to weak to be getting up. I'll do it "

Wanted to read a book ?

" No. You need to be resting, not filling your head with more load. The gods this child. "

Wanted to pour himself a cup of tea?

" Are you crazy?!! What if your hand goes limp and you pour hot leaf water on yourself!  "

If he wanted to use the bathroom.

" I'm coming with you. Now don't give me that your embarrassed crap. I washed your ass before and ain't nothing changed. "

When he opened his eyes from a small nap?

There she was sleeping by his side, her hands clasped desperately around his bony fingers.

Any normal person would have found it mildly annoying and would have blown up by now, but the omegan male didn't.

Because everytime Aria scolded him he would catch a glimpse of relief  and fear in her golden hues. Relief that he had managed to overcome the death that countless doctors had told her would eventually happen. A death that almost everyone seemed to be praying for. A death that would shatter her completely. He had woken up by some miracle and was recovering rapidly In just the few days he had been awake. The thought made her heart overflow with joy, but then a fear came to her mind.

What if it was all just a hoax ?

Like in the chatters she heard from other noble ladies or the stories she had read in her medical journals.

On the brink of death the victim would suddenly bounce back to full health, as if nothing was ever wrong to begin with. They would go back to their normal activities with a smile and for a moment it would be ike they had miraculously made a full recovery, that luck was on their side. They would be able to happily live their lives to the absolute fullest. Be able to spend time and create happy memories with their family and loved ones.

Only to wind up dead.

Simply gone like they had never stood up from their death beds. The healthy glow they had to them would disappear without a trace as their corpse laid there cold and pale.

And the time of recovery to when death came for it's bounty varied. From a few hours, to days, weeks, or even a month.

Aria felt the joy go cold like a steel blade as it sunk itself into her heart.

What if her baby cousin was a case like that? A spontaneous miracle that would turn to a mournful loss.

The thought scared her so much that she couldn't bring herself to leave the s/c man's side, what if she came back and all she found was his lifeless corpse?

It wasn't until the second weak and with presistent coaxing from the younger that she finally calmed down a bit. She wasn't as glued to his side, but any grunt of discomfort had her fussing over him all over again.

M/N had to stand his ground after that. Not that he hated the constant attention he was getting. No in fact it was the complete opposite. He absolutely loved being cuddled by the older omega. Whether it was because he had always adored Aria or he was completely touched starved he couldn't exactly tell, but he had to put an end to it.

All of her constant attention was paying off on him. He could walk on his own now with out much support, his flesh didn't look as if it was painted to his skeleton anymore as she had been stuffing him with food and his phermones were staring to perk up again, the grimy smell of sweat and boiled herbs leaving as his sweet scent of honey and peaches started to come back slowly. He was making a speedy recovery under her care. But her attention had been focused only on the h/c male as she had been neglecting herself.

Her expression had certainly brightened up since he woke up, but that was it. The bags under her eyes had grown darker, her usually rich chocolate colour looked like it was fading, her cheekbones were showing more and her scent was becoming weaker.

It brought an argument between the two of them. Aria screaming at him that she needed to take care of him and M/N refusing because she wouldn't take care of herself. Their back and forth banter was exhausting and at one point had led into both omegas baring their fangs at each other.

The petite male's actually growling at her shocked Aria more than she thought it would.

The M/N she knew was always docile. Never spoke up against other people's decision and always went along with what people chose for him. He never challenged anyone on a matter even if he had the power to do so as the son of a duke and as the then emperor. It was why he never changed his style of those ridiculous clothes he had been made to wear. It was the decision of the late Emperor and her baby cousin despite knowing what it would do to his social life if he wore them agreed. And he was the only one who had to bare all the harsh words and shame that came along with it. She had tried to pressure him to stand up for himself, because his dick of a husband was clearly not going to and he would always nod his head that he would. The man never did.

Yet here he was. His eyes narrowed , his normally soft e/c hues darkened with an anger that she had never seen before, his  lips pulled back to reveal a snarl as he bared his small fangs at her,a growl rumbling deep in his chest as he stared the raven haired women down.

The silence between the two of them was deafening as neither wanted to back down, but unexpectedly Aria laughed.

It started as a soft giggle, then a chuckle before erupting into a full blown laughter catching the s/c male off guard.  The tense atmosphere died down as the dark haired woman moved forward to place a hand on his head ruffling his soft locks and gaining a whine from him.

" This is what I was saying. Stand up for yourself from now on okay? You shouldn't be backing down to anyone " she said those words with a proud smile on her face and the other couldn't help but laugh as well, nodding in understatement.

Just like that Aria's mind became at rest. There was still the fear hidden deep within her, rearing it's ugly head every once in a while, but she always managed to force it back down. She wouldn't let it win.

M/N wouldn't say he enjoyed his new found alone time. He missed being cuddled and having his every need been taken care of, but Aria had finally started taking proper care of herself and he loved watching the sparkle and fierceness come back to her gold hues, her hair becoming silky than it had ever been, her beautiful chocolate coloured skin glowing in richness. Her body getting curvy in all the right places as she filled in nicely, her clothes becoming to snug to on her and showing off her new voluptuous from.    Her change in appearance could even be considered drastic, just like he's sudden change. They both looked like completely different people.  Like Aria had put it.

They had finally blossomed.

If it had been before, when the h/c male had looked at the world differently, he would have praised the god for finally answering his prayers.  For giving him  a desirable body so he would be able to win Marrav over ( completely disregarding the fact that he might have inherited it from his mother)  he would have probably made a donation to the temple to show his faith and greatfulness   and being merciful to him and his mother figure. But as he held a beautifully decorated glowing red ruby like  in his hands he knew otherwise.

The gem was oval like in shape and it was  the size of his palm. It was surrounded by big milky white pearls and two gold chip like pieces at the pointed ends. Whenever he looked inside he could see  soft colours of blue, lavender, green, orange, silver, white and gold swirling around, but the thing that stood out amongst all this was the golden cross embedded in the middle.  Other than it was a pretty design the symbol reminded him of the crazed deity that had given him comfort in that dark endless abyss. In fact if he turned it sideways, it reminded him of the creature's eye staring right at him, how the gem shone in the sunlight creeping through his open curtains reminded him of the sadistic gleam in their eyes, it didn't help that at times the cross itself seemed to glow and move ever so slightly away from the center, further solidifying his theory.

Apart from how pretty it looked. It was powerful.

It took about half an hour of staring at the thing for him to figure out the colours floating inside the gem's core were månå streams.

RAW PURE MÅNÅ STREAMS!

They were all just  swimming around in it, holding different månå affinities, both normal earthly månå and spiritual

Blue - Water.

Orange - Fire.

Green - Earth.

Silver - Wind.

Lavender - Healing.

Gold - Holy light.

White - The ability to merge other månå elements together.

A rare månå affinity that was said to only be a rumour. An ability so strong that the mere name of it caused seasoned warriors and magicians from all races to shiver in fear.

He had it.

He noticed bits of black floating around as well, but he decided to ignore that.

M/N didn't even know what to do with it at first. All this power was literally in the palm of his hand.

He could literally decided to over throw the Emperor and take the kingdom for himself and nobody would be able to stop him.

But he couldn't.

Because he didn't know how to use the damn thing!

There weren't any ancient inscriptions on it like with all those long forgotten swords from the ancient Empire. The books he had Aria get for him that held knowledge of månå stone and gems also proved to be useless, nothing in them even mentioning about that a gem that had different types of månå elements flowing through it, they usually focused on only one particular element.

Nothing like the monstrosity he held in his hands. So he was back to square zero literally have no leads on what to do.

It vexed.

Without knowing how to use it the gem was nothing more than useless shiny rock. He had to drop it inside his drawer to look away from it, because he feared the anger boiling on him would make him throw the gem at the wall of his room and shatter it. He reluctantly brought it back out to stare at it. 

Longingly eyes watching, staring into it's surface and it felt as if the cross was staring stare into his soul. The soft glow of it felt like it was mocking him.

After that it was hard not to feel helpless for a few minutes. How could he not?

Apart from the infinite possibilities it held the omega had been happy for a small moment. Happy that he would finally be able to use månå for the first time since his was closed off when he was only a pup.

He bit his bottom lip softly as an attempt to stop the tears brimming at the corner of his eyes.

He could remember being chained in the center of a magic circle, high council members of the Temple  surrounding him as they shouted out chants. He could still remember the burning pain in his veins as they forcibly drained every bit of his månå reserve. Only leaving just a small amount.  Enough for him to survive, but he would never be able to draw out månå again, never be able to use magic. They had taken that away from him, taken his chance of ever having a promising future, simply because they were afraid of what he could become.

They were scared of something that could possibly threaten their high positions in power, so they stole the future of a young child and condemned him to a life of suffering and rejection.

He didn't notice when the soft nibble on his bottom lip turned to a harsh bite , his fangs digging into the soft skin and drawing blood. He only noticed when the gem began to rattle softly in his grip, shining a soft bright red color, the cross now gone from it's original position instead ' looking ' straight at him- No. Not at him. It was focused on the blood that had started dripping down his chin. The emotion that seemed to be swirling in it caught the s/c omega's attention. He knew it to well after all. 

It was desperation.

It made a haughty smirk appear on his blood stained lips, the helpless look from before gone as if it was never there. Looks like he finally got a response. 

He brought the jewel closer to his lips watching how the cross began to shake feverishly it's shine getting brighter as it neared the h/c male's wounded lips, only for the omega to pull away. An amused look showing in his e/c hues as the jewel seemed to glare at him.

" Awww don't glare at me like that. You seemed to be enjoying yourself when you watching me look all pitiful, so it's only fair I have some fun too~ " the man said coyly a laugh escaping his lips as the jewel seemed to growl in protest. The pleased look on his face quickly vanished and an unreadable expression took place as he brought the object to his face turning it sideways to stare right into the huge ' eye '.

" I know who you are, so I don't need to prod you for that. Why you followed me here I don't know nor do I care. I just want you to lend me your power ". A serious expression took place on the s/c man's face as he stared at the object waiting to see it's reaction. What he got was the jewel glowing a dark red almost blinding him and he had to shut his eyes close to keep his vision intact, when the glow calmed down the h/c man opened his eyes a frown tugging on his blood stained lips. " I'll take that as a 'No ' " he mumbled bringing his free hand to rub his temples, a frustrated sigh leaving his lips, in response to his comment the cross shoke around.

Waving his free hand in surrender M/N spoke up again.

" Fine, fine. I guess a came on a little too cocky on that demand " the omega started softly ignoring the look the 'eye ' threw at him.     " So what about this?  We make a deal. Help each other with our goals.... " The petite male started only continuing when the object was staring directly at him.

" Let's be honest if you were to appear to anyone else you would either be purge as a demonic entity  because of the dark månå flowing off you, or you would be found by a greedy noble who would never give you what you want. That's why you came to me isn't it ? " M/N took it's silence as a yes .

" I can help you with want you, but it will be for a price of course. You already know what I want. So what is your desire? I will do what I can in my power to make sure you attain it as long as I will be rewarded. " The omega stated firmly waiting for the gem to respond in anyway it could.

As long as he would be able to get his revenge it didn't matter what it would take.  He would do it.

" I WaNT tO Be A gOd AGAIN "

The sudden voice spooked the petite male and he almost dropped the jewel in shock. His heart beating rapidly in his chest, his eyes widening as he recognized it.

It was the same one from the void

As his heart calmed down, it took a few second for his mind to process the words before they finally sunk in.

A god? Really? He hadn't been expecting to hear that.

" I kNEw iT wOUld Be A feAt  TO IMPossIbLE- "

 The voices  started again only to be cut off by a soft giggle coming from the h/c man, then a chuckle, before it became a full on crazed laughter from the human.

" A god?! Hah! Never would I have expected to hear that " M/N managed to force out between laughs as he wiped a stray tear that had rolled down his cheeks.

Amused e/c eyes stared straight into the ' eye ' the smirk returning to his bloody lips. " If a god is what you want to become then so shall it be. You only need over a hundred loyal followers to be recognized as one. If you lend me your power I can make it happen, so won't you trust me and make a contract ? "

The being inside the gem couldn't help but have second thoughts as it stared at the man, but seeing the crazed and determined look behind his e/c eyes it couldn't help but smirk.

" FinE~ It's A DEaL . A bIT OF BlOoD WILL BInD uS ToGeTHeR As ONE~ "

The voice cooed out and M/N's smirk grew bigger. Bringing the jewel to his lips he placed a soft kiss on it smearing the blood on his lips on it.

At first nothing happened, then his body was enveloped in a red light and it felt lighting was passing through his veins. As quick as it started it ended. The gem in his hand glowed for a brief moment before it went dim, shakily the petite male managed to untangle himself from his sheets, his feet hitting the cold floor as he made his way to the full length body mirror at the farthest corner of his room.

The first thing he noticed about his appearance were his now orange coloured cat like eyes, the next was the wound on his lips was completely healed , then the next were the golden lines running through his body. From his face to his arms , chest, stomach, legs , they were everywhere glowing slightly everyone once in a while.

" Remember what you promised me. "

The voice ringing in his head snapped him out of his thoughts. " If you fail to keep to your promise I'll take your measly soul for compensation " it warned ,but the omega simply brushed it off. " Oh don't worry I won't " his voice had a sickly sweet ring to it as he still stared at his strange new appearance, snapping his fingers as a test and he watched his appearance fade back to his original look.

" In fact. I have the perfect candidate to be your first follower " the h/c male hummed out in a sing song tone as he made his way back to the bed, not wanting Aria to find him out of bed lest he received another scolding. " I just need to break his moral first and that's where I need your power " his words caught the beings attention. " You already want to start using månå in this weak state of yours ? "  It asked bewilderment laced in it's voice making the h/c man scowl. " I know I'm weak, no need to rub it in " he muttered ignoring the laughter coming from the being " And he's not worthy to waste any power on. I just want to you to spread a rumour. Can you do that ? ". It was the voice turn to scoff. " Of course I can. What do you take me for. But why a baseless rumor ? "  It asked curious to the the petite male's plan.

" Because people love to talk that's why "

he replied, gazing out the window with a soft smile on his plump lips. " Don't you know? Even the smallest rumor can be the down fall of a mighty empire. Rumors are a poison, whether there true or not is none of peoples concern. They just want to be able to mock others so they can feel better about themselves."

The h/c man explained his smile almost looking sinister.

" Especially if they think that someone is better than them. "

[journey-to-the-attic]

I think that IK's Palico having the same personality as Lucifer is absolutely golden. I think it would be funny if some demons would absolutely refer to the Palico as "Lucifer but a cat" or that Satan, when thinking, may, on occasion, accidentally refer to the Palico as "Lucifer but better."

Any demons who mess with IK (Belphie and possibly Lucifer) better sleep with one eye open because the intelligent cat who helps the child with hunting giant monsters, some of which could probably step on said cat without even realizing, would absolutely hold grudges.

On a separate note, how do you think Solomon, Simeon, and Luke would react to IK?

ik's palico probably Hates everyone else for months, he spends the first entire month of their time in the devildom just glued to her side and giving anyone who speaks to them the most unnerving unblinking stare for the entirety of their conversation

if belphie did manage to kill her he'd have to sleep with one eye open for at least two weeks before ik finally convinces her palico not to enact vengeance, and even then he is on thin ice. one wrong move and he is GETTING it

as for the purgatrio... luke would probably be kind of terrified of both ik and her palico, who does NOT make an exception to the silent glaring thing for him. also there's probably a 'violence is bad!!!!' teaching from the celestial realm that'd make him suspicious of someone whose entire job is just hunting down and killing things. he'd have a whole arc where he's like "i thought you were a horrible bloodthirsty killer but it turns out you're so nice!!" and ik's like ".......you didn't need to tell me the first part"

solomon i think would be more impressed than anything, though maybe also a little upset that this tiny human has fought so many deadly battles that she's literally immune to venom now - i could see him investing in coming up with enhancing potions and such to keep her a little bit safer (this ik is also impervious to the effects of solomon's cooking, which is a godsend for the angels)

simeon would be similarly wary of ik in the beginning, but i think he'd be one of the fastest to warm up to her because 1. he finds her dynamic with her palico very charming and 2. he has a soft spot for leads like henry, and ik is just the cutest little hero to him (to him she's like a knight in a fairy tale, he just sort of Does Not See the actual violence involved, like a grandmother with selective memory for a beloved grandkid's deeds)

[skribz202]

Fic time!!!

AU- Wizard’s Curse

TW- None

“Kyle!!! Look, look, I’m a pirate!”

The red haired prince looked up from his book and watched his little brother play in the flower field near the stream of wisdom. He watched as the even younger prince picked up sticks that he found on the floor and held them out as if they were swords, occasionally swinging the stick to mimic a sword slash. The ginger elf smiled at his brother as he pretended to act like a pirate. However, he felt a slight tinge of jealousy sprout in his heart watching the scene play out. Maybe it was the knowledge that he would be crowned King of the elves tomorrow despite being 10 years old, but Kyle didn’t know how watching his brother act like a child could spark this sudden surge of jealousy within the dark recesses of his mind.

“You’re such a good pirate, Ike!” He responded after watching his brother, shortly going back to reading after. As Ike played, he noticed something shiny being hidden by the long grass and orange hues of the sunset on the ground. Curious, the young elk picked the shimmering object up to reveal that it was a golden necklace, encrusted with green and red gems and diamonds in the pendant that looked similar to their mother’s necklace she once used to wear. Kyle was too distracted by his book to notice the ravenette placing the piece of jewellery around his neck and then hastily tucking it under his shirt. Ike looked over to Kyle and noticed that his older brother seemed to look stressed while reading through his book, so he decided to take his mind off of whatever it was he was stressing over. The young boy hid himself in the long grass and snuck up on his unsuspecting brother, his mind imagining himself being a lion hunting its prey, and… POUNCE!

“AHH, F*CK, Ike! Don’t do that!” The elf playfully shoved his brother.

Ike giggled, shortly sitting next to his brother and curling up to him.

“What are you reading anyway?” Ike questioned.

Kyle looked at the book sorrowfully and turned back to Ike, smiling as he did so.

“It’s a record of all the previous kings and queens of our kingdom. It details all their successes and how beloved they were by their subjects. Want to see?” The boy offered the book towards the younger child.

“Really? That’s what you’ve been reading? Why?! It’s so boring!” The child laid across his brother’s legs, gazing up at him with childlike wonder. Kyle let out an amused sound.

“Well, I just think it’s good to…” Kyle paused and looked out to the field, taking in all of the different colours of all of the flowers and the autumn leaves falling from the trees in the distance. He took one deep breath before asking a question that had been plaguing his mind.

“Ike?”

The young elk looked up at Kyle with innocence and round eyes.

“Do you think I’ll be a good king?”

The young prince sat up as soon as he heard that question, confused as to why his brother would ask such a thing.

“What? Where did that come from?”

Ike watched Kyle as he stared off into the distance. The older boy was tightening his grip on the book as he watched the leaves dance in the sky.

“I mean… everyone loved mom and dad, but I’m scared of… failing? I don’t know if this makes any sense, but… it just feels like I have to be… perfect.” Kyle looked back down at the book and brushed over the front cover, his eyes reading the title over and over again.

Ike thought for a moment before replying.

“Well… I think you’re going to be an amazing king. It doesn’t matter if you do something big, just be yourself. If I can love you for being yourself, then I’m sure everyone else can. Besides, you can finally make your relationship with Kenny official. I see how you look at her.” Ike gave a devious grin.

Kyle’s cheeks flushed a shade of bright pink and a cheesy grin became plastered across his face.

“Stop it, this is serious!” The elf said, covering his cheeks, “How would I even ask her?”

“Well, how you normally do. It can’t be that hard, right?” Ike and Kyle laughed playfully together.

“I love you Ike. You’re the best brother I could ever ask for.” The young elf hugged his brother tightly, the latter reciprocating the gesture.

“I love you too, big brother.”

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If he knew that this would be one of the last times him and his brother would share a moment together, then the elk would have cherished it.

But time doesn’t work that way.

And a couple of years after that interaction, his older brother was taken from him.

Leaving Ike alone once more.

[cartmanswrld999]

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fandoms i write for (+ characters)

the owl house (luz, amity, boscha, eda, willow, gus, hunter, golden guard, viney, skara, boscha, mattholomule, king, hooty (platonic only for those two), steve, alador, the collector, eberwolf (also platonic only), adrian, edric, emira, kikimora, vee, masha, and lilith)

south park (damn near everyone but ike firkle and karen)

amphibia (anne, marcy, sasha, sprig, ivy, darcy (i guess), barrel, leif, andrias, olivia, yunan, dr jan, grime) 

big city greens (everyone but gramma has to be platonic)

gravity falls (everyone but grunkle stan)

hellaverse (everyone)

WHO AM I?

my name is kentrell

dumbest african american fanfic person on this website

i have adhd

he/him are my only pronouns

my messages are open so you can send me requests and im cool with you talking to me, asking for tags, sending me stuff, etc

my sign is aries

i like video games, watchin tv, and just doing random shit

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What I WILL write:

character x reader

poly relationships

headcanons

pov of readers

incorrect quotes

fluff

angst (ill try)

lemons (with older characters but i can age up as well until i cause controversy)

matchups

what i DON'T write:

pedophilia (adult x child!character)

r4p3 stories

gory shit

anything else that is frowned upon in tumblr i dont really know

anything else

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[sparklingcid3r]

before hs and precanon about darry, what do you think he was like as an older brother to soda and pony? like wut r ur hc about him just literally being the best big brother/ golden child of the east side (a la “everyone knew he’d go far”)

darry was literally Him, he was charismatic and charming, he learned to play the game and my man played that shit well🙏 there’s a reason he was college bound and has a verse about him in faft. like it or not, darry is one of the only figures in pony’s life that left a how-to guide on getting tf outta tulsa + is actively around to teach him

that said, when they were younger ik for a FACT pony and soda were praying on his downfall every night before bed. like he was their g, but he was also flexing that height diff every time he reached for the cookie jar and put it back while munching right in front of soda, who’s got that thousand yard stare trained directly on darry’s soul

when their mom told him to help pony with his math hw it was literally

“alr what’s 6 x 3”

“i don’t know”

“FYM U DONT KNOW”

that paper is SOGGY w tears by the time they’re done. darry’s getting up at least four times to go get smth to eat while pony silently tweaks and swings his fist at the table but stops right before actually hitting it and flips darry off when his back is turned like genuinely crashing out the second he’s gone

they love each other tho it’s typical sibling behavior <3

[goodbyegoldenboy]

About me

I go by many names (Roy, Copper, Havoc, Kain, Denny, Hunter, Epoch), I am 18, and I use He/They/It/Kit/Mew pronouns! This'll probably get updated semi-often with new Guards and any added rules

Follows come from @handnsanitiziser

Find pics of all of them on my TH!

Rules

NO NSFW! EVEN WITH MY 18+ GUARDS! You WILL be blocked!

Any slur usage will be an automatic block

Do not harass me to rp!

Please please do not come into my DMs just to vent! At least ask first, and don't get mad if I say no

ASK BEFORE WE RP IN DMS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD FUCKING PLEASE-

Meet everyone below...

Agate🔪, 15-16, He/Him, Gay

He's on the run from Belos and thinks everyone he sees is trying to turn him in. His lovebird palisman, Toast, is trying to show him that not everyone is like that.

Apatite🪱, 17, He/They, Gay

He's a necromancer that takes pride in his work. Using a forbidden magic, he takes great care in bringing the dead back to life. He has a vulture palisman named Garfunkel, who allows him to preform his magic.

Birch🪵, 20, He/Him, Bi/Demisexual

Based on epilogue Hunter, he carves palismen for a living. He's pretty laid back and is very fatherly to those around him. He's still got an adventurous side, but is quite ready to relax, at least for a while. His palisman is an opossum named Kip.

Bismuth🌻, 16, He/Him, Pan

Twins with Tin, they do everything in their ability to piss off Belos. Bismuth is a bit more emotional than his brother, but he doesn't mind it at all. He's both meaner and nicer than Tin.

Carnelian🔨, 17, He/Him, Gay

A big softie with a big love for building, he's not the brightest but he's certainly one of the kindest. He loves the craft, even if he can't build using magic, he's taken the time to learn the ins and outs of the construction coven.

Chromium⚙️, 15, He/Him, Gay/Demiromantic

He enjoys tinkering on mechanical bits and bobs, and somehow managed to infuse a small amount of magic into his prosthetic hand, which allows him to do simple spells. He also has a mouse palisman named Ike.

Citrine🦎, 16, He/They/She, Pan

Citrine is one of the few surviving basilisks, and to continue to live, he's taken up the look of a witch and has become the golden guard. She regrets joining Belos, but doesn't see a way out…

Curium🌈, 13, He/Him, Undecided

A gullable and naïve child, he's still under the impression that Belos is a genuinely good man. He doesn't know of his uncle's actions or the harm he's caused to those around him.

Gold⭐, 16, He/Him, Gay/Ace

Emerald🪡, 18, He/They, Gay

He's an amalgamation of an unknown amount of different DNAs, made in a panic by Belos, as he just needed something that would work. He's got back problems as he slouches heavily, and his tail doesn't offer enough counter weight. He enjoys using his uncanny looks to scare others.

He's long learned how Belos' temper runs wild and has long been a victim of the man's wrath. He tries not to start fights, but will defend himself against anyone but the Emperor. He will lose a limb to keep himself or a loved one alive, and will willingly give his life to keep someone he cares for alive. He's not quick to trust, but he's fiercely loyal. His palisman is a desert cardinal named Oatmeal.

Hematite🔥, 15, He/It, Queer

He's a Grimwalker based off the kind of biped demon that Eberwolf is, with a similar yet somehow more chaotic personality. He refers to himself as an angent of chaos.

Howlite🥀, 16, He/Him, Demiromantic/Bi

Cursed after angering Belos, he's destined to always have an open wound. As one heals and scars, another soon opens. Due to this, he's extremely timid and cautious of the world, yet also nonchalant about injury that befalls him.

Jade🎵, 15, He/They, Omni

New to the responsibilities of being Golden Guard, he's a gentle soul who finds comfort in music. He plays the cello, flute, xylophone & is actively learning the piano.

Jasper🦉,17, He/Him, Gay

He's the first successful Grimwalker made by Belos and isn't in great health overall. He's got a lot of allergies and autoimmune issues, but that doesn't mean he's not a spunky kid. He's relatively left alone by Belos, the Emperor using him more as decoration when he sees fit, even if it harms Jasper. He plays the guitar in his off time, and has a greater sooty owl palisman named Crepe.

Kunzite🪶, 16, He/Him, Pan

After pissing Belos off and getting cursed with the same owl curse that Eda & Lilith have, he's used his newfound abilities to learn the gossip around Bonesburough. He's a bit wild, but knows when to chill out, and somehow knows nearly everyone… yet he refuses to reveal how he knows so much about everyone.

Kyanite🍄, 17, He/Him, Gay/Ace

In his time, Luz had been completely manipulated by Phillip and joined his side. He sees her as an enemy, and has no recollection of ever being on the same side. He doesn't hate her as much as he does Belos, but he heavily dislikes her.

Larimar❄️, 15, He/Him, AceAro

At 11 years old, he was lost on The Knee during the mountain training session. He's been surviving there on his own since then. He's extremely skittish and rarely speaks due to a mental block in his mind that completely stops him from being able to talk in times of high stress. He communicates more through body language, pointing, and other vocalizations.

Lolite🔮, 15, He/Him, Gay

He studies oracles closely, both due to his love for the craft & Belos' demands. Although he can only do tea readings at the moment, he's become proficient in it. He purposefully leaves Belos' readings open-ended so he doesn't anger or aid the man in any way.

Malachite🌿, 17, He/Him, Gay/Ace

Still actively working for Belos, he works as an assassin type guard for him. He works well with both poisons and swordsmanship, though if magic comes into the equation, he's pretty much screwed. He finds comfort in gardening, and hangs out often with the plant coven, along with Terra Snapdragon. He has severe epilepsy that Belos continues to worsen, and therefore finds himself with Hettie often.

Moldavite💠, 17, He/They, Pan/Demisexual

Despite having been trained to hunt and hurt, the kid has a love and knack for patching others up and healing them of their ails. He may not be able to perform complex magic, but he still does all that he can to help. His ocelot palisman, Epoch, helps him with simple spells.

Obsidian🕸️, 15, He/It, Pan

There's not much to him. He's just a feral kid with *way* too much energy. He has wings, though they're too heavy for flight. He doesn't mind having them, though, as he can smack people with them.

Onyx🫐, 15, He/Him, Bi

Even with his quiet personality, this kid kicks ass, though he doesn't enjoy doing it. Belos had raised him with a sibling, and once they were older, made them fight to the death to see who should be Golden Guard. Onyx won that battle. He and his mourning dove palisman, Pikelet, get through the harsh realities of the world one step at a time.

Opal☠️, 15, He/Him, Bi/Ace

He can see and hear the dead, and the dead can interact with him, though he cannot speak back. He suffers from insomnia and paranoia due to the near constant chatter of the dead and what they tell him.

Phantom🌹, 19, He/Him, Pan

He's a run away guard who joined the CATS as sOon as he heard of its existence. He's a valiant fighter and has a love for theatrics and dramatics. He's a bit of a flirt but an all around good guy.

Pyrite🌼, 14, He/Him, AceAro

The child has had it rough, as he knows Belos wants his death, yet he cannot escape. He doesn't trust the covenheads, fearing what they may do to him. Belos sees him as a failure and a weak link, as Pyrite is skittish and doesn't have it in him to hurt others.

Quartz⛓️, 16, He/Him, Unsure

He hasn't left the castle once in his life, Belos having scared and gaslit him into believing that the outside world was unsafe. It's gotten to the point that he rarely goes to any portion of the castle grounds that isn't inside.

Rhyolite🌘, 17, He/Him, AroAce

He's a puppet from the Collector that's come back to life. He has his own thoughts and feelings, and he vaguely remembers his life before he was turned. Though he's still unsure of how to process everything, and is largely unemotional.

Seraphinite🧪, 16, He/Him, Gay

He's got a talent for potions and hangs around Vitimir often, though letting him into a kitchen would end up absolutely disastrous. He's a sweet, excitable, kindhearted boy.

Silver☣️, 18, He/Him, Gay

He worships the ground Belos walks on, doing any dirty work the Emperor sets him to do with joy. He's been possessed by Belos for years, but he sees the sludge as a gift. Despite his possession, his actions are still his own. He's unreliable and reacts to everything with anger, he's loyal to only himself and the Emperor.

Sugilite🕯️, 19, He/Him, Demiromantic/Gay/Ace

The Guard who doesn't Exist, blink and you'll miss him. Sugilite keeps to the shadows and keeps quiet, hardly interacting with the world. He doesn't get involved much with what goes on around in the Boiling Isles unless he's told to.

Tin🪨, 16, He/Him, Bi

The other half to Bismuth, he's a bit more soft spoken (though he still jokes and messes around with his twin). He enjoys harassing Belos with Bismuth, though leaves his pranks to the Emperor.

Topaz🍇, 16, He/Him, Gay

Doing everything he can to look and act like his father figure, Darius, he tries copying the Head Witch's mannerisms to a tea. He enjoys working with abominations, even if he can't bring most of them to life.

Wehrlite🩸, 17, He/Him, Gay

A false titan made by Belos in hopes of getting titan's blood for the portal. His blood is too diluted by witch's blood to work, yet Belos still takes blood from him in hopes that it'll work as he grows older.

Xanthite👑, 22, He/Him, Unlabeled

He, along with a small rebellion, managed to overwhelm and kill Belos before the events of the Day of Unity. He's taken the throne, and whether he's a better Emperor or not is up for debate. Those in immediate connection to him see him as much more watchful…

He has a jackal palisman named Abrax.

Zircon🌀, 16, He/Him, Gay/Ace

A demon/witch hybrid with too much energy to hold him, he was made to try and look friendly to the average Boiling Isles citizen. He's taken up illusions and looks up to his father figure and Head Witch, Adrian.

[myalonyalala]

Nobody ask me, i ask my self hehe

0. 153cm

1. 22

2. 37/38

3. No

4. Yes

5. No

6. Sometimes ppl think im 18 (just bcs im small)

7. No

8. No

9. Yes

10. No

11. My best friend, well i have some. Vale, Rahma, Delah, Ivan ... Actually i hv more but they were on my different level of trust so ...

12. Single and not looking for any bf

13. Inteligence

14. Hubris

15. TITANIC (1997) is my fav movie and comfort movie!!!!! (I get too attached to the tragedy, idk why)

16. I'll love you ... If you have finally know and understand yourself first. And love yourself more than you love me, and ... Hmm loyal, can be trusted, not abusive ... Yeah thats a lot

17. I miss ... Jacks 😭 ik its a fictional character but yeah ... Hes on my brain everyday im not thinking about anything else

18. My father abused me when i was child ... Physically and mentally. I still hv nightmare about it. Its a verry long story

19. Fact about my personality ... I act like i love to be alone but i think maybe it was bcs my parents neglect me when i was child, so maybe its not bcs i love to be alone, im just used to it.

20. I hate the fact that i have this intrusive thoughts and a bit suicidal

21. I love me bcs im ... I wouldnt say im strong bcs im still alive here. But maybe bcs finally i can defence my self againts my father or anybody else who try to like manipulate ir exploitate me or smthg. I can find a word ... But ppl like to controll other ppl to get what they want and sometimes its form is manipulation and exploitation.

22. I hv a lot of dream tbh. I always wanted to be a writer. And i want to be forensic psychologist. Well thats for now

23. I have 2 yiung sister and 1 young brother. We are verry close and protect each other from our "sometimes" abusive parent

24. I wont answer

25. Hm i really want to try dancing and running on a grass with this special person. Wearing nice dress, swinging, laughing, look at the sky ...

26. I dont have pet

27. Well since i only like Jacks for now. So the desc is, he has blue eyes ... Ice blue eyes(?), he is cold, he has golden hair but sometimes it turned blue. I love both. He has sharp jaw, he is tall, and he was a fate.

28. I dislike ... No one. When i dont like something its used to be hate. I never dislike. Its always hate

29. Lie ... I rarely lying. I dont like thinking about something unimportant (for example: lying) whyd i have to lie? Like for me, lying is like infesting on problems and overthink in the future. I rarely lie, so i dont remember.

30. What i hate about my school, is sometimes my teacher (on HS) is not showing their responsibilities as a teacher.

31. My last message: "i want ramen, btw" to my best friend

32. Hm .. "do you think by telling everyone that i hit you, you will get symphaty from them? No, they only will know they can do the same to you" - my father when i was 13

33. You can make mistakes but also you can make it better later. Thats fine

34. What i find attractive about women is when they're support to another woman

35. What i find about man is their softness when the speaks, kindness, dll

36. I want to live in findland or maybe swiss

37. I feel insecure aboutttt my thoughts. The intrusive one and my nervous system. It isnt normal

38. I want to be a painter and a writer

39. Vanilla ice cream

40. I wish i could be a better and wiser person. And be myself freely

41. I wish im on my work r n. Bcs im just graduated but not officially so i cant look for jobs yet

42. I ate cake. My mom sell cake

43. JACKS. WHO ELSE?!

44. Random funfact that maybe not that fun ... About Titanic. The engineer on Titanic still working even when the ship half-drawn to make sure the electricity and light keep turn on. Sorry for bad word choices. This isnt my first language. Ok, the engineer need to make sure that the electricity still on so the crew on the upper deck can send SOS (CDQ). Oh, and the moon ... So i read on book that on April, it suppossedly the ice is not on the shipping lane. But it was. Bcs the moon is on its closest distance with earth and make a big wave that big enough to cut big ice on finland or something and brought it to shipping lane. Yes

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything