#IF mod finds it funny

[ask-thepurplecrown]

as someone who has watched far to much game theory in the past, I'd like to finish what the mod has started and explain the fnaf timeline to shamura

[I'm not typing that out]

Nonono, you'll infect their brainless brain with your FNaF timeline, let me infect them with my timeline first 😼

"the wind is moving weirdly today"

FUCK THEY CAN'T HEAR ME

SOBS 💔💔💔💔

[megamyceted]

ETHAN WINTERS & ANGIE BENEVIENTO resident evil village, 2021

[ryllen]

[once-in-a-half-life]

my laptop is too weak for s2fm and i don't feel like learning sfm so I do the next best thing - recreating dead memes and stock photos from Pinterest in Gmod

part 2 part 3

bonus:

[quantum-moss]

FUNKADELIXERS!!!

HERES THE SMALLEST RANT KNOWN TO MAN JUST ABOUT PHILLY NICE AND HOW IT CAN BE SEEN AS PICO PROJECTING HIS ANGER INTO THE SONG.

There's more I do wanna say though. (Read below)

It's clear that funkadelix isn't trying to take itself seriously, (and we're not either!) But if we take that away and do a bit og digging?

It's so interesting to consider the idea Pico is hurting just from being kinda ignore by Bf?? The lyrics towards the end always stuck out to me, they kinda felt outta left field almost? Like how did we get from "Bullet in your head" to "Tired of the tricks." Pico??? Buddy what tricks?? The only tricks as far as I'm aware of is Bf talking ABOUT sex and such. Those tricks aren't directed at him, if anything they're directed at Gf. So why does HE feel the need to call it out?? Why does PICO. SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T AND SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT THIS. FEEL THE NEED TO CALL IT OUT AND HAVE TO SAY HES TRIED OF THEM. Maybe this is something Bf does all the time?? It's an idea sure, does he hide behind cock jokes and silly one-off gags to avoid talking?? Does he just keep up this persona around EVERYBODY? Considering how he acted in Philly Nice? And how he seems to not even pay attention to Pico being there. Let alone THREATENING HIM?? "Tried of the tricks" How many times has Bf hid behind said tricks? Just to avoid talking about what's really going on. Maybe thats why they broke up.

... NAAHHH. OH AND- BEFORE YOU ASK. YES- YES WE ARE INSANE Thank you @spoopdeedoop for infodumping and analysing this shit with me </3

[southconfessionpark]

I HATE PIP. HE IS SO STUPID. Like he serves no purpose other than to be a punching bag and he can’t even keep that,,, I hate his stupid little self…..

[marshmallowprotection]

There is something so inherently funny to me about this particular option. You wake up in a groggy state and he is just standing there at the edge of the bed!

He's apologetic and you can't believe what you're hearing, so when you hear him say that he's sorry, you suddenly bolt awake and you're staring at him with wide eyes, and he has to put his hands up to stop you from doing something before you're completely awake. You can't believe it, he can't believe it, but you're both staring at each other, and it's awfully strange.

What do we do?

[robo-dino-puppy]

...that's not going to fit into your pocket, aloy.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Alpha kids on Game Changer

JANE: That brings us to the minigame! 

ROXY and JAKE: Whoo! 

DIRK: Yay. 

JANE: This is a little minigame we like to call: “Name That Bird”. Simple rules. I’m gonna show a bird, you tell me what that bird is. 

DIRK, to himself: Calm down. 

ROXY: dirk calm dwon this is ur cup of tea 

JANE: Jake, we’ll start with you! Your bird is:

JAKE: Pigeon. 

JANE: Very good, Jake! That is one point for you! Roxy, your bird is: 

ROXY: …flamingo. 

JANE: That is correct, Roxy, bravo! Dirk, your bird is: 

DIRK: ...Pheasant. 

JANE: Sorry, Dirk— 

DIRK: Guineafowl. 

JANE: Sorry… I was looking for Siamese fireback. Jake! Your next bird is: 

JAKE: Peacock! 

JANE: Jake, tearing into the lead! 

DIRK: [Stress noises]

JANE: Roxy, your bird is: 

ROXY: o no is that a—[laugh]—chicken??? 

JANE: That IS a chicken! Bravo, Roxy! On Dirk’s heels! 

DIRK, to himself: Calm down, calm dow— 

JANE: DIRK! Your bird is: 

ROXY: [laughs]

JAKE: Oh i know this one. 

DIRK: Marabou. 

JANE: Ssssssorry, Dirk. I was looking for Roseate Spoonbill. Rose-ate. Sssssspoonbill. 

DIRK: Jake, did you know that was a Roseate Spoonbill? 

JAKE: I knew it was a SPOONBILL! 

JANE: No points for Dirk that particular round. This last round is worth a FULL FIVE POINTS! FIVE POINTS ON THE LINE! Jake, your bird is… 

JAKE: Penguin. 

JANE: That is correct, Jake! Five points for— 

DIRK: Sorry, just penguin? JUST penguin? 

JANE: Roxy! Your bird is… 

DIRK: THAT’S A CHICKEN AGAIN. 

ROXY: roooost—chikcen 

JANE: You know what? I’ll take it! That is, in fact, a chicken. 

DIRK: Take it. That’s for you, Roxy. 

JANE: And a rooster is a type of chicken, so that works. Dirk! 

DIRK: Calm down. 

JANE: Worth five points, your bird is: 

DIRK: ... 

DIRK: You’re pretty happy with yourself, huh? 

JANE: Hm? 

DIRK: This is not a real bird. 

JANE: This is the greater sage grouse. A great-er. Sage. Grouse. 

DIRK: Calm down. 

ROXY: i remebmer that!

[novahedron]

Rain World is so cool i’d love to actually play it someday

[daily-gustavo]

of course maurice of all people is scared of joy and whimsy.....

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

i've returned from the shadow(ban) realm

which is the good news. i guess? on strange news - i have no idea how? i just opened tumblr and suddenly i could see my posts in gen tags again.

tumblr support never contacted me back after i sent my ticket. so. like? was i just put in naughty shadowban bucket for a week or so as punishment and now i was let out??? ok i guess????

-

also just wanted to say thanks to everyone for kind words and extra thanks to everyone who reblogged my stuff while i was in shadow(ban) realm ;) it made me happy to know that even if i stayed banned, my stuff still could be found thanks to you guys <3

[aleisters]

i know it’s mean but i do love posts that make fun of mods that are like “i need everyone to look like a doll instead of a person”

[dykedvonte]

I dislike takes that Danse would be just as conservative in modernized aus when it's clearly shown his staunch views of things come from his time in the Brotherhood and his deep-rooted desire to belong to something with a greater purpose.

Not to mention lines that show much more open-mindedness that get overlooked for his harsher sentiments when you first meet him. Like the oppurtunity to be a part of something is why Danse fell so far into Brotherhood dogma and it doesn't negate the offense things he does but I feel like it's just lazy to be like "hmmm he'd def be racist" just so it aligns to his BoS beliefs.

[myreia]

✦ D I S C I P L E O F T H E H A N D

Alchemy for potions. Blacksmithing for repairs. Leatherworking and weaving for mending. She is not an artisan, but the basic skills she has picked up over the years have served her well. Self-sufficiency has always been at the forefront of her mind, and she is pleased that she can keep herself afloat when needed. Besides, crafting is relaxing. A hobby or two here and there is good for her mind. —level 90 compendium

[icicleteeth]

Everyone would talk about how they've been hit on or flirted with in game multiple times and I'm like "huh I'm in Limsa pretty often that doesn't really happen to me I guess I'm lucky!" and then I find out what the playerbase stereotypes male au ra players to be and I realize. Is it. Is that why.