#the greater sage rouse needs to be SEEN

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Alpha kids on Game Changer

JANE: That brings us to the minigame! 

ROXY and JAKE: Whoo! 

DIRK: Yay. 

JANE: This is a little minigame we like to call: “Name That Bird”. Simple rules. I’m gonna show a bird, you tell me what that bird is. 

DIRK, to himself: Calm down. 

ROXY: dirk calm dwon this is ur cup of tea 

JANE: Jake, we’ll start with you! Your bird is:

JAKE: Pigeon. 

JANE: Very good, Jake! That is one point for you! Roxy, your bird is: 

ROXY: …flamingo. 

JANE: That is correct, Roxy, bravo! Dirk, your bird is: 

DIRK: ...Pheasant. 

JANE: Sorry, Dirk— 

DIRK: Guineafowl. 

JANE: Sorry… I was looking for Siamese fireback. Jake! Your next bird is: 

JAKE: Peacock! 

JANE: Jake, tearing into the lead! 

DIRK: [Stress noises]

JANE: Roxy, your bird is: 

ROXY: o no is that a—[laugh]—chicken??? 

JANE: That IS a chicken! Bravo, Roxy! On Dirk’s heels! 

DIRK, to himself: Calm down, calm dow— 

JANE: DIRK! Your bird is: 

ROXY: [laughs]

JAKE: Oh i know this one. 

DIRK: Marabou. 

JANE: Ssssssorry, Dirk. I was looking for Roseate Spoonbill. Rose-ate. Sssssspoonbill. 

DIRK: Jake, did you know that was a Roseate Spoonbill? 

JAKE: I knew it was a SPOONBILL! 

JANE: No points for Dirk that particular round. This last round is worth a FULL FIVE POINTS! FIVE POINTS ON THE LINE! Jake, your bird is… 

JAKE: Penguin. 

JANE: That is correct, Jake! Five points for— 

DIRK: Sorry, just penguin? JUST penguin? 

JANE: Roxy! Your bird is… 

DIRK: THAT’S A CHICKEN AGAIN. 

ROXY: roooost—chikcen 

JANE: You know what? I’ll take it! That is, in fact, a chicken. 

DIRK: Take it. That’s for you, Roxy. 

JANE: And a rooster is a type of chicken, so that works. Dirk! 

DIRK: Calm down. 

JANE: Worth five points, your bird is: 

DIRK: ... 

DIRK: You’re pretty happy with yourself, huh? 

JANE: Hm? 

DIRK: This is not a real bird. 

JANE: This is the greater sage grouse. A great-er. Sage. Grouse. 

DIRK: Calm down. 

ROXY: i remebmer that!