#IF YOU DONT

[kirks-slutty-red-tights]

"like a prayer" and "nasty dog" are the "heatwaves" of the poolverine girlies. and post

[physically-american-soldier]

DEAR WHOEVER KEEPS SENDING ME LETTERS THAT SAY “smurf the cat”

I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TRAVEL TO YOUR LOCATION. AND THEN I WILL ARRIVE. THEN I WILL KNOCK ON YOUR NON-AMERICAN (🇺🇸‼️💪) DOOR. AND THEN I WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR, AND I WILL SMASH THE DOOR! 💥💥 I WILL THEN GRIP YOUR NECK, AND STRANGLE YOUR COMMUNIST AIRWAYS WITH THESE VERY 💯% AMERICAN HANDS🇺🇸. AND NO, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A “smurf the cat” IS. WHAT IS A SMURF, AND WHY ARE WE DOING THAT TO A CAT⁉️ I PROMISE YOU, THAT I, JANE DOE, WILL TRACK YOU DOWN, AND I WILL DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅 AND THE FREEDOM 🦅 OF THESE FISTS.

COUNT YOUR DAYS, BOY. I AM COMING TO FIND YOU. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅‼️ -SINCERELY, SOLDIER TF2 @emotionally-intuitive-engineer PLEASE ASSIST ME IN MY CONQUEST, ONE AMERICAN TO ANOTHER‼️

[emberunderscore]

all my homies hate Fable

[solarballs-confessions]

I feel like a hypocrite sometimes cause I don’t like SB ships but I ship osc characters (object show community) I keep the mentality that “I shouldn’t ship planets 💀” but I ship object characters which is technically the same thing so fuck 💀💀 I’m so conflicted about this HELP ME OUT—

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[daily-smallishbeans]

Day 73-

this drawing has been brought to you by the sexyman poll who i recommend (threaten) you vote joel smallishbeans for trust me it will be funny

[tstain-is-an-idiot]

I'm sure this is only funny to me specifically but WHATEVER

[s1eepy-0]

tw: gross topic?? (Some people might find it gross, idk-)

learning about NDM-1 in bio today.. And all sorts of other bacteria too that are pan-resistant.. I just wish they didn't show the patient's, mainly the children.

[thisismeracing]

ARE YOU OKAY??????? WHY YOURE IN THE HOSPITAL MY LOVEBUG?????

kaksjs I AM, THANK YOU FOR CHECKING LOVIEE 🥺💗💗💗

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

this is the most '...bitch?' look ever you KNOW i'm right

[chonylolu]

I feel cringe for getting the urge to make fanart for this cute idle mobile game I got but then it instantly dissipates once I remember people on tik tok were unironically thirsting for 2 of the guys in that one taxi game

[k0klchl0ma]

Hey everyone!

Please go check out my friend Trick’s art commissions! If you can’t get them, spread them around! They are an amazing artist and very kind person

https://twitter.com/trickcup/status/1654505190945595392?t=wfilKw2rcpApUKH9LLFM9Q&s=19

<333

[definitely-not-the-kgb]

I dreamt I saved the world

You all are welcome, I accept compensation in "Good girl"s, headpats, and hundred euros bills

[butch-stag]

https://butch-stag.tumblr.com/post/695763875502735360 wtf ?? put a tw on that we follow your blog because we thought it was safe for lesbians and thus would never see a pe*** 🤢🤢

im never going to tw someones body! and i am a lesbian, and therefore love girlcock <3 get well soon

[wytchcore]

oh now i feel like i need to revamp my blog, look cool for everyone 😳