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[camvrin]

i will never forget how those victoria secret commercials were my gay awakening as a childe

[skrunksthatwunk]

ouhohoohh wait. sorry gender moment. changing my pronouns but it's like a werewolf transformation scene where their clothes stretch and rip and tear as i become the evil transtrender i once feared. adding it/its to my bio lol

[novaiisk]

Favorite headcanon for every ghoul! Go!

Every ghoul??? Oh god uhhhh

Ok its not every ghoul but the ones i think about the most ig, and i shouldnt say these are my favorite hcs but they are a few random ones that i decided were fun lol

Check em out below the cut

Sodo: That little mf loves to be weird and ominous and just stand all stoic like in dark hallways sometimes, staring with glowing eyes at whatever poor ghoul happens to be at the other end of the hall. It’s not actually all that scary and most ghouls just wave to him and move along with a chuckle but Aether often gets stopped in his tracks or tries to stare ominously back at him, only for Sodo to flinch towards him like he’s gonna run at him and for Aether to book it outa there holding his hands up.

Bonus: He steams when his emotions are high, literally steams. Steam flows out from his mouth, nose, ears, etc. Its kind of annoying sometimes, but at least it looks cool.

Aether: Big guy gives the best hugs in the entire ministry, some might say that they can even cure you of minor injuries or ailments. He is almost always met with eager open arms, and when he’s not (looking at you sodo) he will wrap them up tight and hold them close with a big ol smile anyway no matter how much they grumble and kick. Even sodo cant hide how great he feels when Aether finally lets him go and sends him on his way.

Bonus: Also killer at massages

Mountain: If he wasn’t constantly tapping out rhythms on any available surface wherever he went, he is very quiet. So quiet that sometimes its a jumpscare when all the sudden you hear a beat begin to be tapped out behind you. It’s honestly impressive how well he can pass unnoticed considering how tall he is but he likes to just listen in. Coincidentally, he knows all the gossip you could ever desire. If you have a secret, its best to bribe him now to never share it because its a good chance he already knows it.

Swiss: He and sodo vape together and set up a lil cozy spot to chill in while they do. Basically a blanket fort that they can hotbox on occasion. They think they are soooo cool lmao. Sodo has given him a few burns because of how much Swiss pokes fun at him, but playful bullying is swiss’ love language so its all in good fun. Also this mf is the biggest flirt ever, he has flirted with every ghoul, every sibling, and honestly every object that humors him. He thinks its fun. Generally just a great ghoul to hang around.

The ghoulettes: i honestly dont know much about them to my great dismay but i think they should all cuddle in a giant fluffy pile. Their cuddle piles are probably the best place to sleep in the ministry. Maybe too good actually, any ghoul who joins them has a very high chance of sleeping for much much longer than they had originally intended to. Often finding themselves overslept for some important task, but nothing beats how you feel when you finally wake up. Not tired like you sometimes do after a long sleep, but entirely refreshed.

Bonus Omega: Dude is a poetry nut but he’s embarrassed about most of the time

Bonus Alpha: Omega3’s biggest hater ( “I mean good for you guys but really? Right in front of my salad?” )

[kamek]

starting to think i’m just supposed to befriend the rat in my kitchen since pest control hasn’t come by two months after alerting the lease office

[anevermadebed]

less than 12 hours after i became a part of the problem :/ 

the dash is inexplicably horny again today. godspeed but i can’t do this besties.

[bigbrothernetflix-st]

EPISODE SEVEN

“I AM THRIVING. ABSOLUTELY THRIVING.” - joey

HOH: Nathan UPSIDE DOWN: Emma NOMINEES: Jev & Kiki POV: Joshua FINAL NOMINEES: Josh C & Kiki EVICTED: Josh C (6-0)

ARIA

So,,,i highkey fucked up but all good things come to an end, I couldn't play the middle forever but the way it ended was just a little earlier than i expected. Also i handled the backlash of the dpov HORRIBLY! I did so many things wrong this week its insane even though i was on all day calling people i still fucked up,,,but its fine nothing i can really do to change that. But from here i want to fix things and do better, which does start with addressing where I fucked up so lets start with that woot woot (also holy shit that double was so draining this is the first time ive felt legitimately tired in a while and its only 1 am) 

1. COMP FLOPS

-literally all my allies flopped on the comps when we REALLY needed to win and its even worse combined with the information I was told where people told me they were throwing just to do well instead- its clear they weren't being honest with me and I settled into their lies without an ounce of hesitation 

2. LACK OF KNOWLEDGE

I just really settled certain things poorly leading up to this night, i think somewhere i majorly fucked up is with emma, if i was able to get her to vote out nick or get jacob to dpov someone she would vote out i would be in a much better position atm but i didn't and therefore ive exposed myself. And if i was able to receive knowledge of her rose gold dpov before hand i couldve worked out a new plan that way

3. DAMAGE CONTROL

This is where i **truly** fucked up and its gonna show in my jury management too, like theres NO way i could ever get nicks vote at this point in time. Also my gut instinct after the vote was to lie about the way i voted to kiki/joshua/nick/jev when i shouldve came clean and used a bullshit excuse about how i heard nick was after me or something. It's gonna damage my relationships with all of them

SO wabam here i am slightly fucked due to me being a mess but its okay!! I'm still in the game and while im not in as good as a position as I was last time im still certain i can get back into everyones good graces!! And i mean this vote did reveal that a lot of people consider me to be in a duo with them??? which um is kinda weird HBFSHDF Like joey and emma were both calling us duo of the season and i was like....k cute cool totally called that and knew we were a duo yup yup- FBHJDSBF LMAO but i mean in terms of my own position you have the two trios (jacob/bri/nathan and jev/kiki/joshua) who are going to go after each other with Josh C and Emma leaning toward jev/kiki/joshua while me and joey lean towards jacob/bri/nathan. Its crazy that its literally f10 and its five versus five with hardly any true middle player (for now wink wonk) 

But now that nick is out I need to think about whats next and whats my next big move. I think rn im involved with a lot of moves but im not the face of them (bri using pov on nathan, jacob dpoving bri) and such but if i want to win I have to make a move of my own and DEF need to work on jury management bc again nick is gonna hate my guts after reading my gbm,,,as yousef would say "oopsie whoopsie" so I think from here I need to get back in jev/kiki/joshua's good graces SOME how and im really tempted to come clean about my vote bc i think thats going to hurt me in the long run and theres literally already an alliance of all five of that side so like....whats the point of sewing mistrust but also, i do kinda want to try just being a dirty crime snake this game and seeing how much control I truly have on this game. Literally EVERYONE except those three knows my true vote and i've told them all to keep it to themselves so we'll see what happens,,,, im kinda tempted to pin the vote on emma just for funsies and tell them that "jacob told me hes close to emma" or some bs like that but also,,,thats kinda mean yknow? Its also a testament to test how much that trio trusts me which im GUESSING is less than emma but who knows maybe ill get lucky :DD 

Anyways in terms of moving on I really need someone who actually likes me to join jury so its not completely set against me the whole time but also im not sure how thats gonna go down ugh. I mean in terms of end game my options are starting to become limited because nathan/bri/jacob would all BODY me at the end bc at this point they've been the face of big moves and I hope my big move can be turning on one of them and getting them out at some point so when i really start to look at a realistic f2 I can win,,, im kinda leaning toward my new duos of emma or joey which is kinda a shocker to me too lemme tell u HFBSDF but joey's perception of the game seems,,,,messy and I think i can beat him while emma is def doing better but she hasnt snapped yet so i think i can maybe beat her. And then jev/joshua/kiki depends im not sure yet but the thing with them is none of them are gonna want to bring me to the end which is super frustrating (i mean i did just snake em so,,,maybe its deserved) 

The thing is that I like being honest about my vote so trying to have an honest game convo with any of those three is gonna be really hard,,,,esp considering they were all my targets for live night but here we are :') And i really dont know what to do at this point which is really annoyinggg (annoying @ myself theyre all lovely) I think im gonna have to wait a bit before i can try getting them all to fully trust me rn i dont know this has been such a mess but im doing my best!! Before i end this probably poorly aging paragraph its trust ranking time

1.myself (FUCK, and i cant stress this enough, EVERYONE)

HUGE GAP

2.Brianna (shes slowly becoming more stuck in jacob's trap but i do still think shes loyal to me, god IS a woman!!!)

3.Jacob (hate having this man so high bc hes bodying this game but he tells me a lot ig :/ )

ANOTHER GAP

4. Nathan (we need to call and discuss live night but he isnt going to like nominate me or anything)

5.Joey (apparently we're a f2?? not sure where that happened but also hes cagey idk)

-smol gap-

6.Josh C (told me his alliance!! shame he doesnt know im gonna rat him out to my side teehee)

7.Emma (we're also a duo?? almost forgot about that but i fucked her over here a bit but i can build the trust back up i THINK)

anothe gap

8.Jev (he talked to me after live night and didnt ask about my vote so thats cute....not sure where we stand...help)

9.Kiki (we talked briefly after the vote but idk if they realized im a snake yet)

10.Joshua (the silence is deafening) 

Not happy w/ my position yet and im likely to just come clean to joshua in a call tmrow because hes honestly really sweet and his friendship means a lot to me but i need to figure out how I leave me connection with jacob/bri out of it.. ill think of something

praying im not the most hated here but if i am it wouldnt be the first time ig, and thats on pewiod <3

JOEY

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM THRIVING. ABSOLUTELY THRIVING. Not a damn soul is coming after me, and more importantly, I have numbers on my side, and no one’s gonna be pissed off at me on BOTH sides of the house. People say Josh C is playing both sides? Nah, it’s me. I need him out because I’m trying to ride that middle man status. My ideal plan is to see Emma go home next week, so that way I ain’t responsible. I want to get rid of Jacob at Final 7, and I will damn sure make that happen. Aria and I have a Final 2 that I plan on sticking to. Seeing Nick go was sad, but good lord it was I-C-O-N-I-C.

EMMA

Everything in this game lately has honestly pissed me off first it was me getting blindsided during live night even though i didnt really want to vote nathan if i was being honest i wanted brianna out over nathan because i thought nathan would be more easier to work with them boom Dpov and boom nick going i am like a little unsure if i regret using the dpov or not i do regret it well because nathan won hoh and sent me to the upside down and nick probably wouldnt try super hard for hoh but then again it seemed my so called allies were probably more closer to nick but i am not even sure my so called low confidence is my weakness in my games but i dont know how to be more confident pretty sure everyone beats me in the end at this point unless if i win an hoh if i do at this point Jacob/Brianna/even nathan getting nominated i didnt want nathan out before like if i won hoh i would of put him to the upside straight up nominate brianna and jacob if one of them goes off the block joey gets put up as a pawn after the upside down week im gonna do whatever to make it to the end idc if i go to the end with somebody i cant beat i just want to make this game enjoyable for me as i can i dont want to float for awhile then bring a goat to the end NNN 

EMMA

my shit list  in order to who i target to who isnt on my rader

Jacob > Nathan > Brianna > Joshua = Aria > Jev > Kiki/Josh C > Joey

who i like most to who is most annoying to play on a game level (i dont really hate or dislike anyone on a personal level)

Aria > Jev > Joshua *tiny gap*  Nathan > Kiki/Josh C >>>>>>>>>>> Jacob > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Joey = brianna also joey would be higher but he lied to me for no reason even tho i didnt mind putting alot of trust in me and i love brianna on a personal level but girl i am not good socially with her which is my fault and her fault also jacob kinda assumed stuff about me like not big stuff like meta  but he still told other people except me (people who are out who i love)  Gina/Jakey > Saira=Nick=Monty=Mo *small gap* Nash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit > Taylers dinner (dylan and the og homies know it) >>>>>>>>>>>> DEM

but yeah this game has made me happy because everyone is nice except dem but its been hard to play it because if i felt better i think i would of been playing a 100x times better game

JEV

So I'm safe but it comes at the cost of one of my two favourite people in this game. I've arguably grown closest to Josh C throughout this game, but I promised Joshua that if he saved me with veto I'd vote however he wanted and he wants Josh C to leave over Kiki. This week is me and Nash as final noms levels of ugly.

HOST WEEKLY CAST ASSESSMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szNaW65lCJ0&list=PLFEwPPy8j010XXwntq80VSU0qLNTNpSIN&index=8&t=0s

[breadboylovin]

im a normie so i decided to do this ‘85 truths’ thing i did like,,, 3 whole years ago just to see how shits changed (plus i like talking abt myself fgjkdfgdfh)

last beverage

water fdgjfgdfg i dont rly...... drink anything else.............

last phone call

uhhhhh probably to my mom or smth

last text

to my dad asking if he can get mcdonalds dfgjdfjgdfg

last song

plastic love by our girl mariya takeuchi

last time i cried

i think it was on july 4th?? unless i cried after that and just forgot about it

have you ever:

dated someone twice?

lol nah

been cheated on?

no but i think one of my exes cheated on someone to be with me ??? as far as i know but i cant confirm bc i dont talk 2 her anymore lol 

kissed someone and regretted it?

cant exactly regret stuff that you never do

lost someone special?

to death, no, but in general? probably

been depressed?

imma keep it real witchu chief,,, idk fgjkdfgfg

list your three favourite colours

salmon pink

wine red

turquoise

in the last year, have you:

made a new friend?

oh fuck lots of em yeah

fallen out of love?

........... presumably

laughed until you cried?

yeah dfgjdfgfg

met someone who changed you?

definitely

found out who your true friends are?

more or less

found out someone was talking about you?

yeah

kissed a stranger?

nah

drank hard liquor?

im 15

lost glasses/contacts?

i dont need glasses / contacts fdgjkfg

had sex on a first date?

im 15

broken someone’s heart?

yeah

been arrested?

nah

turned someone down?

no ones asked

cried when someone died?

i honestly cant remember if i did or not

fallen for a friend?

yeah :-////

random

do you have any pets?

2 cats!!! 

do you want to change your name?

i mean i like the name dorian ive had it for 2 years but i do want to legally change my birthname to dorian lol

what did you do for your last birthday party?

i jus invited friends to my house to do whatever

what time did you wake up this morning?

,,,, i woke up at 8:40 then decided i was too tired to do anything and slept for 3 more hours

what were you doing at midnight last night?

thirsting over greed the avaricious dfgjdfg

something you cant wait for?

going on t eventually

last time you saw your mother?

yesterday 

one thing you wish you could change about your life?

i just want to get top surgery lol

what are you listening to right now?

the wolf by siames

have you ever talked to a guy named Tom?

probably once at school lol

what’s getting on your nerves?

the uncertainty of my future

most viewed webpage?

either tumblr or youtube

pet name?

i mean,,,,,,,, my parents call me dosya which is just a cute version of dorian and i like being called baby boy but shhhhh

relationship status?

single owo

zodiac sign?

cap sun aqua moon libra rising

college?

i mean im not in college but when i go i wanna go 2 some art college in montreal 

hair colour?

chestnut brown i think

long or short?

short

height?

5′2″ or 5′3″?? idk

do you have a crush on someone?

ive been trying to subdue the one ive had for my own sake but there might be inklings of it still there

what do you like about yourself?

im cute bitch

tattoos?

nah im afraid of the commitment

right of left handed?

right uwu

first piercing?

i was too scared to get piercings when i was a kid so i dont have any FGJKDFGDFJG

first best friend?

some girl named katya that my parents knew the parents of. idk what shes up to now tho

first sports you joined?

i played soccer in like 1st grade?? i dont think i was good tho fdhdfg

first vacation ?

i think we went to san diego

first pair of sneakers?

im not cis i dont keep track of that

eating?

nothing rn 

drinking?

water uwu


about to

try to beat the watcher knight in hollow knight for the 50th time

listening to

smoke and guns by mr. natewantstobattle bc i went on a spiritual journey lst night going back to his youtube page to see if he still uploaded and finding out he was like. a legit musician

waiting for

honestly? idk

want kids?

kinda but im scared i wont be able to handle it

get married?

sure

career?

i wanna be a comic artist or a character designer

which is better

lips or eyes?

lips bc lips are kissable and eyes are not

hugs or kisses?

hugs are nicer bc u dont have 2 be romantic w someone to get a hug

shorter or taller?

taller bc its virtually impossible to find ppl shorter than me

older or younger?

older, but still around my age

romantic or spontaneous?

romantic

nice stomach or arms?

this is a really hard choice but arms bc ya boy likes being carried

loud or sensitive?

depends on the situation ig. i think i like loud more bc i just wanna go apeshit with a bro sometimes

hook-up or relationship?

relationship

trouble maker or hesitant?

,,, idk

do you believe in

yourself?

yeah most of the time

miracles?

very slightly. i think fate and shit is there for you when youre at rock bottom and that could count as a miracle ig

love at first sight?

nah. you can click with someone rly well immediately but i dont think sight factors that much into true love

heaven?

i would but i dont wanna get my hopes up too much

santa claus?

nah

5 random facts

i constantly forget which side of my face my mole is on

im rly tired rn and i dont know how i manage to be tired like that when i slept 8 hours last night

when i was a kid i thought adults didnt sleep bc i never saw my parents go to bed before me

im the next level of gays not knowing how to drive bc i cant ride a bike

i used to be a markiplier stan and ngl i still think hes cute :-/

[a-tired-human-draws-junk]

Starting a song rec list with these because I feel the need to share some

To start us off,

Goodbye Cruel World

By Burn The Ballroom

I have never heard any of these people's songs but this song is AMAZING

Perfect for your dramatic moods when u want to be a heartbroken now clown who ran away to the circus, I adore this to bits I feel so dramatic listening 10/10

Literally starts with "goodbye cruel world I'm off to join the circus, gunna be a broken hearted clown" so I dont know what else you want

More in depth review ig,

The song starts with a simple piano and the lyrics come in with a few other bits slowly being added, (theres this little clicky/creaky noise in it that I find neat idk what that is but woo) the song gets more in it but still remaining this sort of slow pace but you can feel the song building up to something over the course of it, the lyrics getting heartbroken clown vibes across wonderfully, at one point the song implements crowd noises to accentuate a point of the singer which is well done, also the crowd noises arent loud and not very overwhelming so they mesh well, I actually missed them the first time I listened(personally I love that kinda thing, adding little bits of random sounds to help better the song's story) the song builds up even more at that point and you get this end with drums and guitar and the singer getting a bit louder as the singer does his last bit, then the instruments play for a bit with a lil bit of vocals then it all fizzles out

I havent listened to any of burn the ballrooms other music but the views (on yt atleast) seem to be a bit low, give em a listen if you like this one I know I will, the vibes are immaculate

Next up!

You're Really Talking To Me

By Carolyn Lopez

Never heard of this person before and I tried to do a quick google search with no results (not that I looked very hard) the song, however, is very pleasant

Not as dramatic and no clown vibes in this one (sorry clown lovers) but a nice song nonetheless, solid 7/10 from me

More in depth review ig,

A, relatively short, 2 minute song on the slower side. From what I can tell after a few listens the song is about the singer having affection for the person they're singing about however the person they like doesnt show any interest in them, basically unaware of them "I just wanna talk to you" being a recurring line throughout the song.

It has a nice beat and a good casual listen or, if the song resonates with you, maybe a bit more of an emotional one (afraid I cant relate to it myself cuz I've never had a crush but still, good song)

I like the instruments the added bells(?) Are very nice and the piano is very pretty

Havent listened to any of their other songs and I dont really plan to at this time, the song is nice but not really my thing and not enough to motivate me to look into other songs by the artist (if anybody does tho hell yeah that's what song recs are all about, finding new songs to love) all that said, on yt the artist's songs have barely any views, show them some love they did good on this one

Enjoy the new songs! Maybe shoot a few recs my way aswell would love to hear em

Youtube keeps recommending me the most random ass music like- I never know what's coming next

I do, however, know it will have less than 500 views and I will click on it because obviously