#IF THAT'S OKAY

[zillychu]

anyway this hhgu uu hhh this fic

(@moipale I'm sorry I drew fanart before even leaving a comment but that's just how possessed I was)

[luciferfemme]

I don't know if this is a head canon or not but:

I honestly believe that Alastor would have a friend/comrade who is also under the same type of contract with him, and they are forced to partner up from time to time for "errands" (since we have no idea where Alastor is for most of the show and he had been MIA for 7 years). They have gotten so used to each other that some may think they are "dating" (when in actuality Alastor act like an annoying older brother to her and she reciprocate by acting the same to him).

Since being at the hotel, Alastor would usually meet up with her at one of her clubs/bars (idk), but the one time she visits him, everyone notices and asks her to stay for awhile. Everyone finds her personality as a mix of Alastor's (since she spends a lot of time with him) and Angel's (because of her human career before turning into a killer). Angel is slightly (really) jealous that she is able to touch (like hugs or arm over the should type stuff) Alastor and he just takes it because he is used to it. As well as make Angel branded joke and instead of getting scowled at, Alastor just laughs at them and make quips back at her. Angel gets really jealous to a point where he storms out of the area. Alastor wondered what was going on with him and excused himself. Going to Angel's room, asking what was wrong. Come to find out, he was jealous and had to explain his relations to Angel. Only find out that he also has siblings, and they both started talking about how annoying they can be (even though she is not directly related to Alastor).

Sorry if it's too long, I just like the idea that Angel gets jealous of someone who is much closer to Alastor, thinking it's romantic but is really not and he is just there saying I act just like her why can't I have that with you.

I am ABSOLUTELY obsessed with this idea... I am probably (going to write this tbh) lol

[ambulance-mom]

am i wrong for seeing em as brother figures

before the whole episode came out

I feel like it was out of nowhere since they were basically raised together like siblings

which was honestly the only negative part of the episode

season 2 ep 8

helluva boss

[crimson-roots]

the fake dating happened because Joey lied to Katherine to try and make her jealous. Joey and Sausage have agreed that they need to be the most extra and dramatic and beautiful couple that the empires have ever seen (and that they need to somehow put more drama into their relationship than scottpearl divorce), because of course they would.

and they are both being So Very Normal about it, certainly. yep, finding a flower deep in the cave for Gem's fey errand is fine. one of these should be taken to Joey, for.... magical purposes. yep. it's probably very magical. which is also why Joey attached said flower to his hat and made sure that it was visible for the date. which is to make Katherine jealous! the date to make Katherine jealous

(Katherine is not jealous and is so very excited that these two are happy together and would choose her kingdom for a date.)

so very normal about it, mhm! yup! (also. god, of COURSE they would, that is the most sausage and joey thing i have ever heard)

and,,. man. this is SUCH a cool story

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

(here's the fic btw)

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[codecicle]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[violetsandshrikes]

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[daftpatience]

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!