#IF IT'S NOT ACCURATE I'LL DIE
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GOING 2 GREEN MYSELF ok so everyone's gonna see a quick shift in numbers uuh don't worry about it
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Okay but it's super interesting how
Din = Power = Ganondorf
Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda
Farore = Courage = Link.
Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.
Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.
And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.
Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.
Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.
Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.
They sit in perfect parallels to each other.
And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.
Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.
Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.
Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.
But the other direction?
Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.
And that's the very essence of the triforce.
#It's little details spread across the games like this that just makes it work so WELL it's SO COOL#They're all great at all parts of the triforce but they CHOOSE to focus on the path most meaningful to them#And that's literally reflected in their unique cycles of reincarnation isn't that just AMAZING#And that's why the team up is so important! If they were all working against each other they'd be locked spinning their wheels#If zelda and ganon teamed up link would immediately die and if link and ganon teamed up zelda would instantly perish#It's the link zelda team up that means ganon is the one who kicks it#Also the elemental thing was cool but they do jump around a bit. Like wind is there half the time#In botk the gerudo have lightning and the goron have fire. Farosh still has lightning tho and dinraal fire#In ss lanaryu was the lightning and faron had water like its all over the place thematically. And that's when it's only 3!#Don't even get me started on the 5/7 lots notankyu#But that's the most common group and it's also thematically accurate#Fire being the only one able to self perpetuate with fuel. Can be banked up again. Ice compresses with time but needs the right environment#Lightning go boom 👍 you can feel the static in the air but you don't know when/where it'll strike and then it's all over#Like fr it's hilarious zelda and ganon are playing the long game and link runs past eats all the pieces and while ganons yelling after him#Zelda checkmates his king. And nobody can prove she wasn't cheating because nobody was looking lmao#Ah the duality of metaphors#ANYWAY isn't that so neat???#Reason no.372 why rhoam was a terrible king he didn't just screw up he did it ✨thematically✨#If link had been allowed to run off and get dirty and if zelda was allowed to study her interest (like post kingdom fall FOR EXAMPLE)#They'd have won (like aoc) but nooooooo. I've already made a post (or 3) about it lmao I'll be quiet now#loz#legend of zelda#botw#triforce#loz link#the legend of zelda#zelda#loz botw#ganondorf#loz ganon
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lautski on the bus
#dont mind me posting another laustki thing :)#listen theyre just cute god#i have so many sappy sickenly cute ideas and theyre the perfect characters for it okay?#who knows how many of those ideas I'll ever get to.. at least i got this one pit#out*#i also just wanted to draw more of them after rewatching npmd haha#not sure i rlly captured their characters design wise but im happy with how it turned out anyways :)#I'll just have to draw pete and steph more so that i can capture them better :)#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#team starkid#starkid#starkid fanart#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#fanart#my art#animation#hatchetfield#hatchetfield universe#hatchetverse#hm sappy and sickenly cute is actually not totally accurate actually but i digress#lautski
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Since PMD is winning I thought I'd draw my team! (from memory)
Also I can't forget the strongest team member aside from the mains:
#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd2#shinx#riolu#wooper#art#allartstuff#I was playing the game last night before bed so I could remember them a bit more but I'm not even going to look up how accurate I was#I'll leave that for future me to die over#also only my main has a nickname because of the whole evolve and the name stays the same thing#I started this file yeaaars ago and decided that instead of starting over I'd just finish it so I can finally do post game stuff sdfsj
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Me: *watches a form of media villainise Arthur Pendragon*
Me: he's just a baby!! LOOK AT HIM!! DOES HE LOOK CAPABLE OF EVIL!?
#yeah#the other media is almost definitely a more accurate representation#but i'll defend Bradley James's Arthur til i die#bbc merlin#merlin#prince arthur#arthur pendragon#methur#bradley james
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well hold on, if we define a character flaw as any limitation a character deals with, regardless of whether it's something Morally Wrong With Them or not, then Ford's paranoia counts as a character flaw since it does in fact negatively impact him and the people around him. Let me use better wording here: I will die on the hill that Ford's paranoia is not a moral failing.
#'i'll die on this hill' one second later: un-dies on that hill on a technicality#godsrambles#one way in which i probably differ from ford is that i could not care less about winning any arguments all i care about is being accurate#people are right about a lot of fords character flaws actually. the part they are wrong about is which ones are Moral Failings#and also people misinterpret his motivations and intentions behind things. but the flaws themselves? sure yeah people can identify those#unpopular opinion but i think ego is fine on its own too depending on how you define ego. case in point: papyrus. yknow the skeleton#it only becomes a problem when you're putting other people down. which i dont think ford is guiltless of but. the others do that too#idk sometimes when other people go 'omg... ego moment :/' im like 'a chance to hype eachother up! yay' i dont assume im being looked down o#unless thats specifically demonstrated to be happening#but the thing that kills me is that stan constantly puts other people down. but since he doesnt idk have an ego or talk weird its fine??#i very much agree with dipper when he replied to mabel with 'ford doesnt make fun of me all the time like you guys do'#and like once again. to each their own#some people see that level of making fun of people/being made fun of as just friendly banter and thats fair enough#but i really appreciate that ford isn't like that
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Reasons why I don't buy into "posh, aristocratic, and/or bigot Pharma" headcanons
Listed in no particular order, mostly prompted by a conversation with a mutual (that I've also had many times in the past with other mutuals)
For some reason people assume that being a flight frame is what would make Pharma so prideful and disdainful towards everyone else? But in IDW1 canon, flight frames are actually an oppressed class who were restricted by functionism to only be allowed to be soldiers or cargo lifters. The only flight frames who got to go outside of that mold were ones who got special exemptions (Jetfire) or ones who schemed and took advantage of politics (Starscream). If anything, being a flight frame would be a source of self-consciousness/annoyance for Pharma, since he would be seen as unusual and probably get constant "wow I didn't know flight frames could be doctors" type comments that single him out because of his body and not because of his actual skill or personality. It's possible that he might be proud of being a flight frame AND being a doctor, like being so good of a doctor that being a flight frame doesn't matter. But Pharma certainly wouldn't feel prideful or entitled to anything JUST for being a flight frame.
Re: bigoted and/or functionist Pharma: I think this headcanon comes from the fact that Pharma worked at the New Institute yes, but so did other characters such as Chromedome, Rung, and Brainstorm who are neither posh nor functionists. It seems rather unfair to assume that Pharma specifically must be a functionist or hate the lower class because he worked at the New Institute, when other characters who were in the exact same situation weren't presumed to be bigots just because they worked at a shitty place. Also as my point above states, why would Pharma be a functionist when functionism is the institution that would've kept him from being a doctor if he (presumably) wasn't forged with medic hands?
Speaking of bigotry, it's canon that Pharma and Ratchet were best friends since they worked at the DMF together, which was pre-war; how in the hell would it be in-character for Ratchet to be best friends with Pharma if he was an open bigot and a functionist? Ratchet would literally never. Plus, secondarily, Pharma is canonically in love with Ratchet, so if he were some sort of posh aristocrat, it'd be pretty odd for him to be best friends and shack up with a guy that's as down-to-earth and rude as Ratchet is. Not impossible, but for me personally, it counts as a mark against posh!Pharma because I think the fact that Pharma was best friends with Ratchet means that we can form a broad outline of his personality based on the type of person that Ratchet would like enough to be best friends with.
Pharma's diction and way of speaking isn't "high class" at all. He pretty much speaks like any other "normal" character in MTMTE does, but what's more, there are actually a couple of instances where he speaks in a much more casual and loose way. Little details where he says "coz" instead of "cause/because", uses words like "chap", that time he chainsaws someone and says "Feels rough, doesn't it?" I wouldn't say that Pharma is lower class or anything, but when looking for evidence that he's posh or stuck up, his diction/manner of speaking is a good place to start, but there's really no evidence of any poshness there at all. MAYBE that one time he talks to Ratchet talking about "instruments" and making an analogy between a surgeon and a musician, but in that case he was just using a metaphor to make a point to Ratchet.
In general, the only notable thing about Pharma that anyone talks about related to him (besides "going insane and killing patients") is the fact that he's a good doctor and all the various feats he's pulled off. One would think that if he was some sort of posh bigot, people would complain about it or bring it up when talking about their memories of Pharma, but no. Literally Pharma's primary trait is that he's a hella fucking good doctor. I GUESS you could argue that since a lot of doctors IRL are rich bc they get paid a huge amount of money, that means Pharma is also rich and sees himself as above everyone else, but that seems like a rather large leap to make from what little we know about Pharma. And everything we DO know about Pharma points to the fact that being a doctor was his entire life, and the only specific case where he wants to be seen as "superior" is with regards to Ratchet, another doctor who Pharma feels insecure in comparison to. So again, canon points us to the fact that Pharma really only cares about practicing medicine, and the only person he wants to feel superior to is Ratchet, because Ratchet is a better doctor than he is.
#squiggposting#pharma apologism#i feel like there's more im forgetting but nothing comes to mind atm#this is my 'just a regular guy' pharma propaganda post i'll die on this hill#like granted i've read fics where pharma is just a little stuck up or doesn't care about politics or social issues#which feels accurate to him#but there's a difference b/t that and writing pharma as if being a posh bougie rich mean girl is his whole personality#also. just saying. if pharma was really into high class society wouldn't he have more friends/associates besides ratchet#pharma literally had ratchet and no one else. he was fucking friendless outside of that#almost as if the only thing pharma cares about is his job and his only friend(s) were other medics#and he cares way more about being a doctor than on mingling with the elite or whatever#thus he's not posh. if anything he'd be more of an awkward nerd than anything else
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Don’t tell me what to do! (Do, do it, he likes it) (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#DAX#ZEX#Helix#Max Vyer#Dexter Favin#All four here for a change!#I keep forgetting ZEX's bruises agh why I love bruises#I don't know why it won't stick in my mind! Injury signifiers are some of the best agh#Drawing him on-model to earlier and less-abused times! No longer accurate! Will be again though hopefully maybe possibly lol#If he doesn't lose an eye in the meanwhile - he did manage to avoid getting haunted so there goes his arm scar!#All the more reason to Definitely Include his bruises in that case uou Trade one for the other! Sheesh sheesh#I'll get it one of these times lol#It's probably something to do with DAX not getting any facial bruises smh all covered by his clothes#Speaking of - more internal owies the lot lol#He really is so dramatic - ZEX didn't die when he took the medicine you'll be fine just a bit swimmy#And he got to hear ZEX being forceful and commanding he ought to be grateful (lol)#Still mad about it tho lol - he's doing So Much for the sake of the mission and protecting ZEX and now he's totally going to die for it!#Okay DAX lol#It really reminded me of Max getting sick and complaining that he'd die hehe - intentionally mirroring of their respective mismatches? :3c#Who knows ♪#He really was So offended that ZEX reprimanded him lol ♫ He's always playing the disinterested straight man! Don't call him on it! Haha#He's having a rough day Admiral headaches are no fun#I wonder how often VUX get eye-aches from staring at things for too long hmm straining their eyes as they can't move their necks really hmmm#All this extra mobility and for what! For Dexter's body to give him nicotine withdrawals! Haha those are so unrelated
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If anyone's interested the Amazon TV show Those About To Die is basically doing "What if Andretti did manage to become the 11th team?" in Ancient Rome
#I only saw the first episode and I sort of hate it already🥰#Watched only because there was Anothony Hopkins my beloved#the first episode is already a trashcan on fire and the CGI is Gods of Egypt tier#which if you haven't wayched God of Egypt is...not good#But HEY a good part of this story seems to be centered around vhariot racing#and it seems genuinely very accurate when it comes to racing#Look I have spotted a few telltale signs it could be a bad show.#but they seem to have actually tried with a number of historical details#so I think I'll keep watching it#I do hate their choice for Titus though. AND WHY DOES HE HAVE A BEARD??????#To my knowledge he didn't have it and it wasn't really A ThingTM for Roman Emporors at that time specifically#I hate when they cast random hot people in historical pieces#I hate to tell you but Domition was NOT an evil twink#I'll keep you posted and maybe do a series of posts about Roman chariot racing.#Might fuck around with that future Classics degree#f1#formula 1#andretti team#those about do die
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"You should write for yourself, and also for people who will like your work!" they say. "Don't write for someone who will hate every sentence you put down! This will only make you stressed and overeager to prove that you're Not One Of Those Bad Writers when you could be focusing on simply writing a good story that you yourself enjoy," they said.
And okay. But also. Get this: what if -- are you with me so far? -- what if I write what I like, and then someone reads it and doesn't hate it, but makes a snarky vaguepost about it? "Then they're a cunt and you shouldn't worry about them" No but I think I can't do that. Due to being such a cunt myself.
#shrimp thoughts#rolling on my bed kicking and whinging#I just deleted a long post in which I frantically try to haha I'm so silly and unprofessional all my stuff is 100% self-indulgent and no on#should expect anything from me <3 ever <3#because statistically speaking people probably will not care about this small detail BUT ALSO someone MIGHT.#someone MIGHT roll their eyes and say 'how difficult it is to do your research properly. if you can't be arsed to make things accurate#then just write a coffeeshop au instead' and then? and then i'll have to die and explode you see.#hm so it seems my laptop heats up a lot when it's charging. but calms down a bit when i close firefox. did i fuck up the battery replacemen#somehow...? should i invest in thermal paste perhaps...? or should i just get this thing serviced... >:(
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watching ep3 of die kaiserin right now and elisabeth and maximilian are literally the same!!! fuck opposites attract or whatever i want them...i want them so badly i hate this
#i'll stop rambling but ep3 reminded me why i loved them so much during season 1#this is the worst tm#like if they're not going to be historically accurate with this show they could have at least given me more of them sigh#die kaiserin#the empress
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Sometimes I imagine yttd winx AU because each time someone is sacrificing themselves they don't die. They get enchantix and beat their enemies up.
Oh, Miley, you wanted to twist the knife when Sara grieves? Well, Joe is not dead for long. He's getting reincarnated, his spilled blood is now fairy dust that will dispell your strongest magic
Oh, Gashu, you wanted to kill Nao so badly? Did you really think metal press would do her in? It's her beautiful corset now and she's going straight for you
Oh, Midori, you think Sara's incapable of sacrifice, so she's never getting enchantix aka Bloom? Guess again, she saved Gin/Keiji/Joe/whoever she likes. With that power you're going down
And like this everyone obtains enchantix. And defeats Asunaro. Happy end
#your turn to die#joe tazuna#nao egokoro#sara chidouin#It could be interesting AU. Some absolutely unorganized ideas:#All original participants are connected by Asunaro mark (akin to Valtor's mark) and have to fight for survival#But once someone dies their power goes to all other people. Thus the last one standing has immense power#But there's transformation “Asunarix” when they become who they wanted to be. It's them going back to life#with some details showing their sacrifice wasn't easy. For example Kanna's covered in roses and thorns. Or Q-taro's clothes have fire desig#Some people are students (both fairies and witches) some are professors. Alice is prisoner in that one monastery#Dummies are like pixies with their red string of fate but they can be reincarnated if they kill their partner#There's super accurate prophecy about percentages#Sara can become her ultimate self like Bloom “became” dark in season 2#Maybe one day I'll think about this AU more thoughtfully because right now my ideas are contradictory#I wish there was some fanart of such crossover
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this sister in the zoom group i am in has a lithograph accurate portrait of joseph smith jr. like girl... i have to try really hard not to look at him in meetings but his face takes up more space than hers. and is unblinking. i barely notice the temple on the other side.
#tumblrstake#sis ilu but this man is staring into to my soul photo accurately. no thank you#but i would die if someone had a background with SMV (or SDC bc that will def happen circa April 2025 and i'll die inside anyway)#i will also sing “We Thank You O God for Our Prophets” when SMV walks in that auditorium & after SDC is affirmed via common consent. loudly#the duality of a saint (this one)#i think it's just that i can't have people associating me with JS Jr more directly than they already do. sorry not sorry#this is from some1 who will quote him in convos about faith. thinks of him as a prophet. sees him as restoring something to christianity#it's the whole jesus > joseph thing. i rep christ not joseph.#and the denial of his transgressions for me that i encounter with some people#like. i'm very big on not worshipping prophets.#so i get wary#but if it had been emma i would have shrugged it off. strange#the minute i get to World conference next year ...i will be a temple background girlie
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rediscovering I have empathy? craaaazyyyyy
#beanie babbles#okay so this is gonna be a vent post but all in the yags#tw pet death#tw death#i hope dont think this is ablest language but its not precise language#Here we go#I never really doubted I have a capacity for empathy. It can be kind of hit or miss- amd even when I dont understand I try to be compassion#-ate. all that good stuff blah blah#Whats a lot more accurate to say is I dont really feel bad for dead people#I'll feel bad at the idea of somone dying maybe. I dont want living people to suffer and die just because.#I get upset when my friends are suicidal or when somone goes out and kills other people or even when a fictional charecter dies sometimes#but the mourning isnt about their death. it sucks that i cant hang out with them any more or that they cant experiance shit any more#but im not crying at a casket#But I did cry when I found my housemates pet bird limp on the floor of the cage today- the other one not seeming to even realize#This is the second time. The first one the birds were closer and the loving one wouldnt stop making noise tryong to get our attention#this one didnt mind as much- was just hungry and looking for some more feed. The feeders were empty and water gross#I stay with the birds every day and make sure they get excerize and enrichment because my housemate cant do that part#but i dont check the nessicities#so that was a shock. I refilled the food compartment after taking the dead bird out and putting them in a box#I dont think thats why they died. These birds have their wongs clipped before purchase and cant flay very well at all#But this bird practiced and was able to get a lot of height and distance as feathers grew back. But didnt know how to stop#Constantly crashing into floors and walls. Thats the main culprit I think#Its just weird that I cry easier over birds and fictional charecters and material things than my family. I feel guilty about it#Not that guilty i got all that angst out in 2020#vent post#not really actually this turned into an explination of events more#anyway#the actual post had nothing to do w9th anything bru
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aaa thank you for tagging me @evelyns <3
pov: you're in a horror movie
(picrew / uquiz)
tagging: @ssa-montgomery @laurabenanti @simoneashley and anyone else that wants to <3
#this was so fun thanks aish <3#idk how accurate this is i think i would have a panic attack and die like ten minutes into the movie but i'll take it#tag game#picrew tag#uquiz
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me: i have to learn everything about stormchasing if i want this fic to be accurate actual movie writers and producers that get paid a lot of money: what did that guy do in the last movie? oh well. we can make it up as we go.
#my own goddamn standards are so high for fics#i'm literally about to start watching storm chasers to do research#for a fic i may not even finish#but if it's not accurate i'll Just Die#.doc#ginny does that writing thing
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