#IF I COULD MARRY HIM I WOULD
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne#my art
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transfems your wangxian
#WEI YING REDO YOUR HAIR DYE PLEASE!!!#i was deep in thought about whether wwx would be combat boots or a sneakerhead#commentary on her shoe choice welcome#they got married and then simeoultaneously(??) realized and transitioned#lan wangji looks like she goes to church. she could not care less for the light of god#i think she eventually realizes she can be butch AND transfem#and then comes full circle and starts using He/Him again#wwx was an effeminate twink and already wore a bunch of womens clothes and used She/He so the change was less dramatic#RIP wei wuxian you would have LOVEDDDD barking#rip wei wuxian you wouldve loved leashes#btw idgaf about putting this in the main tag. look at my fucking lesbians#mdzs#wlwangxian#lan wangji#wei wuxian#wangxian#lesbians#t4t#art#my art#mo dao zu shi#mdzs fanart#fanart#modern au#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#sketch#doodle
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finally got to sit down and draw my interpretation of Penelope, queen of Ithaca, from epic: the musical
also as a bonus, her namesake duck
#epic the musical#epic penelope#so. i got a few things to say as usual when i work on a design#first i knew penelope had a namesake duck. because her name literally means duck#there's another interpretation for her name but i couldn't ignore how wholesome it is. allegedly there's a myth around it too#where she was cast away by her parents and thrown in the water but was saved by ducks who carried her to shore#so her parents accepted her back. and not gonna lie i really liked that story#so i knew i would choose a hairdo that could specifically recall the feathers of a duck. and wouldn't you know#studying greek hairstyles and accessories i saw this hairnet the women would use. that makes the hair do just that#so that was the first clear thing i had in mind for her. next i looked at her namesake duck. and seeing its patterns i knew#that i had to give her freckles. and brown hair and eyes obviously#next is about her being spartan. i know stuff could change once she married odysseus. but also i didn't want her to separate too much from#her origins. so i like to think of her as fit and simple in style#i like to think she prefers to show through words and wits (matching her husband) that she means business#not through jewelry or fancy clothes. so she sports some jewelry but not too much#i also sneaked a duck in one of her brooches. because why not#and yeah i mean. i struggled picturing her shorter or same height as odysseus. i made him a short king and you'll deal with it#my art
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Unexpected reunion
#part 1 of possibly 3?#we'll see how it goes this took me forever and I'm still upset that the lineart ended up looking bad#but hey its him! The myth the legend its Halsin!#and Jyothika is thinking about kicking his ass but she won't#she will yell at him though and be pissed at him till Act 3#but yeah he got pressured into proposing to her by her parents and him not realizing that he could say no and it would be okay#At the same time? No one had ever told Jyothika no except for her mom and her mom was totally on the I love Halsin you should marry him#train but yeah#Jyothika is also quite young and inexperienced with love#Halsin is basically her first love#and technically her major love before Bhavan so#bg3 tav#c:jyothika#baldur's gate 3#bg3#tav#baldurs gate tav#halsin#halsin silverbough#Astarion#shadowheart#dark urge#baldurs gate durge#bg3 dark urge#c:bhavan#bg3 durge#baldurs gate dark urge#durge
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also I've spent the last couple weeks reading some older historical romance novels, and my made up, wholly unverified hypothesis that in the 2000s romance authors finally grasped that the old-fashioned "no, don't! stop, you brute" etc. scenes were not really landing with audiences anymore. So they faced a conundrum about the future of the genre. Ultimately, I think they chose to quietly stop writing those heroes, and switch them out for a more sensitive model. Still dark and brooding! But with limits, often a Heart of Gold, and more general emotional intelligence.
Still, somewhere out there is a parallel universe where these authors decided to take the opposite approach---to write heroines as unhinged, cruel, impulsive, and emotionally ignorant as their heroes. I don't know if I want to live there, but I wouldn't mind a trip to their library sometime.
#I read a whole novel about how a man married a woman and then proceeded to abuse her#(in pretty horrific ways I'm not going to lie. there was no romance in that romance novel.)#and because she's so pure and stoic and virtuous she just....cries privately. thinks about killing him. does nothing.#and then at the end they're in love.#where is my novel where she does unhinged insane things to punish him? tries to kill him and he chuckles?#thinks dreamily about how she must be planning her next attack; is in raptures purely because she hates him so much.#that might not be love but it's the closest thing he recognizes.#meanwhile his otherwise virtuous retiring wife who's spent her whole life taking care of her family#is hunched in the corner planning how to add arsenic to his food at a dinner party because socially he will be compelled to eat it.#seducing the blacksmith so he maybe doesn't shoe his lordship's horse correctly.#befriending his mistress and quietly suggesting that if he were out of the way...maybe....it could work for both of them?#freak4freak regency would be so much more interesting than Two Featureless Dolls With Correct Politics#and I wouldn't be forced to conclude that this duke abused and stockholm syndromed his way into marriage.#from the bookshelf
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alicent hightower has been giving me brainrot for days my BABY
we saw so little of young her as queen. what were her first days like? her wedding night? did she tell rhaenyra she was with child herself or did viserys take the news as his own to tell? do you think she ever tried to make connections with her handmaids? Did she ever have a friend other than Rhaenyra?
young queen alicent trying her best in an impossible situation she was forced into against her will they could never make me hate you
#*mitski voice* my baby my babyyyyyy#yes this is more in reference to HOTD!alicent than book!alicent#the young queen archetype is sooooo endlessly interesting to me#I wish we’d gotten more of her relationship with viserys (rest in piss king)#their stilted conversations were so intriguing to watch. like what would they even have to talk about besides rhaenyra and duty for 20 years#it certainly wasn’t the targtower kids viserys forgot existed basically lmfao#you married a CHILD to produce the boy heir you killed your first wife trying to make and you don’t even do anything with him lmfao#viserys they could never make me like you#hotd#house of the dragon#alicent Hightower#young alicent#viserys I
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there are many arguments for why light could be transmasc but chief among them to me is that it explains why soichiro and sachiko yagami have one child named "sayu" and one child named "light but it's written with the kanji for moon unusual isn't it"
#im not particularly married to light being trans but im just saying he could be. he could be trans#he could be trans in a way that never comes up and it wouldn't affect or contradict the existing narrative at all#which to me. is compelling#rookposting#death note#im just saying if light got to choose his own name he would not choose a normal name#nonbinary person naming themself leaf energy#i also think soichiro and the yagamis are one of few fictional families that would earnestly do their best to switch pronouns/names#like if i can picture any fictional dad not knowing how the hell to connect with his transgender child but like really Awkwardly Trying#In A Distant And Clumsy Way#to Validate his Son (Son)'s gender (son) despite not quite understanding it (him) (son). i can picture soichiro yagami doing it#in a more modern au he sets 'daughter' to autocorrect to son in his phone which doesn't quite work since he also has a daughter
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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Ballroom dancing isn’t actually particularly queer coded in fact it plays more into tradition and has very clearly defined gendered roles associated with it - male leader - female - follower.
And that’s what’s interesting about it being the activity Eddie was signed up for by Helena, especially in relation to Eddie’s incoming queer arc. Eddie was forced to grow up too fast and to step into the role of ‘man of the house’ by Helena because Ramon was by all accounts an absent father - hero complex provides us with plenty of canon information about Eddie being pushed into a husband/father role at a very young age and being told to man up and not to cry etc - machismo in action.
Helena sending him to ballroom dancing classes is likely because it was a way of reinforcing those traditional gendered stereotypes held by wider society and particularly in Latinx culture that the Diaz’s are entrenched in.
It becomes an especially interesting choice if it’s something Helena did because as well as it reinforcing gender stereotypes, she could see that her son was queer and wanted a way of trying to push him towards girls/women - encouraging him into straightness by surrounding him with girls as generally classes are female dominated and away from activities that would have him surrounded by boys/men.
It’s not about ballroom dancing being queer it’s about trying to prevent him from being queer through the structure of ballroom dancing.
#of course Helena would think it worked as Eddie dated and married Shannon and got her pregnant - even if she didn’t like Shannon very much#eddie joining the army would reinforce the diaz parents thinking that it worked as would firefighting.#but Eddie moving to LA - where there is a large and vibrant queer community and culture - was not well received because Eddie was escaping#Helena’s control - her and Ramon were keeping him surrounded by gendered expectations whilst he was in Texas#but LA could undo all their work (which it has) and enable him to experience more liberal non traditionalist ways of thinking and being#Eddie has been unlearning all of the traditionalist teachings of his parents and breaking the cycle with how he’s raising Chris.#the last thing Helena had in her arsenal was her vitriol towards Shannon - which actually prevented Eddie from moving on from her after her#death because it has made Eddie double down on Shannon to protect her memory for Chris.#(there are obviously a lot of other things in connection with Shannon - this is just one aspect of her ghost still being very present)#I don’t even know if I’m making sense - sleep deprecation might be making me talk nonsense - but basically ballroom dancing is about#pushing straightness and winning trophies viewed as a sign of its success as a method of preventing queerness!#911 spoilers#911 meta#random thoughts I have when operating on little sleep!!#911 abc#eddie diaz#the queer Eddie narrative#buddie
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You know what, I've read enough fanfic. I'm confiscating Madame Yu from you guys

Free my girl- she did the things she's being accused of, but not as frequently or severely as the fandom pretends, her actions are being taken out of context, and her depth is being reduced to that of a Colleen Hoover antagonist
#mdzs#madame yu#yu ziyuan#oh to live in a world that showed her the fraction of the empathy this fandom shows jgy or xy#or as the svsss fandom shows Shen Jiu#even though she didnt do anything nearly as bad as any of those guys#like- she was extra harsh and observant towards wwx but she didnt actually do anything other than enforce rules/punishments#which are noted to be significantly lighter than those of the Lan clan#and y'all know the whole whipping thing was an act right? y'all know she was making a gamble to try and get the wens to leave right?#y'all remember that its noted that wwx would recover in like a couple days right?#she's not some vindictive woman who baselessly hates wwx and beats him for no reason#god forbid a woman be mean and unhappy after being more or less forced into giving up her carrier to marry a man who doesnt love her#and then said man adopts his crush's kid and treats said kid with more kindness than any of his own kids#if y'all were just taking a hard line against beating kids I think I could respect that but no-#fics will condemn Madame Yu and then wubify Lan Qiren in the same breath#the tgcf fandom's treatment of Ling Wen gave me hope but y'all let me down
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"Marry Kocoum? But he's so...serious."
Pocahontas (1995)
#rip kocoum u will always be famous to Me#pocahontas (1995)#pocahontas x john smith#pocahontasedit#pocahontasgif#disneyedit#disneygif#disney's pocahontas#disney john smith#disney pocahontas#pocahontas#john smith#pocajohn#queso*edit#queso*gif#point is one of the first things pocahontas sees john do is SMILE and EXPRESS HIMSELF with total abandon#i am firmly in the camp that kocoum and pocahontas marrying in this movie would have been terrible for both of them#pocahontas bc she needed someone who matched her freak and kocoum was incapable of that (however well meaning he might be)#and kocoum bc he was trying to manufacture normalcy after experiencing the horrors of war#and just like any hemingway character he would Not have succeeded (mostly bc pocahontas is just Not the angel that could save him/fix him)#in this essay i—
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I'm running around divorced ceos au. Would katagawa Jr come to their divorce. Would he keep on trying to win Rhys over by shit talking Jack with him. I does it have to know kro (/ref) his stand in the au PLEASE

Katagawa's trying to win Rhys over all the time, married or not, and Jack is a possessive lil brat over it 😔 Rhys at least has decorum to pretend not to be bothered when someone flirts with Jack
Also Rhys absolutely divorced Jack over the usual Jack typical behavior. Jealousy, anger issues, selfishness, clinginess, the whole shebang
#like jack def asked rhys to quit his job once so he could spend more time with him#and rhys was like 'uh. no? im ceo bitch im not quitting my job' and jack threw a fit#DONT TELL ME HE WOULDNT#also the rhystache 100% came post-divorce cause there is no way jack would let rhys grow a mustache when married to him#did i mention control freak behavior? thats another reason for their divorce#borderlands#rhys strongfork#handsome jack#katagawa jr#rhack#rhysagawa#katarhys#fanart#comic#shinakazami1#anon#if this looks wonky its bc ive been on-and-off working on this for days DHSJDHS#ive been eepy....
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Everyone who recently fell head first into AFK Journey and now wants to marry Valen, please raise your hands ✋
#afk journey#afk valen#I love this game a ridiculous amount#I wish you could marry characters#I would put a ring on him so fast you wouldn’t believe
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hello!!! i just recently began to play Hogwarts Legacy myself and then saw your art and was like WOW💕 really love Clora/Seb dynamic! here's a small gift, he-he. genderbend version of my favorite art of yours. (if anything isn't okay, just let me know! sorry in advance.)
OMG THIS IS SO COOL??? IM SO IN LOVE WITH CLORA AS A BOY HOLY AAAAAA 😩😩seb, girl, id be jealous and protective if i managed to lock that down too🤺🤺 the OG is also one of my fav drawings of seb and clora ive ever done and omg, seeing it redrawn genderbent is such a treat i didnt even realize i wanted...also your painting/rendering is beautiful?? im so happy you like my art, esp enough to do something like this, this is so awesome😭😭THANK YOU🙏🙏💖💖💖
#this genderbent clora is my usual type when it comes to boys tbh im a sucker for feminine pretty boys LOL#in fact she kinda looks like gill from harvest moon who i was also in love with#i have so many little adult seb and clora interactions ive been wanting to draw and now this is only reminding me/fuelling me#i just love the concept of them older as curse breakers gathering info from shady places/people and seb being the guard dog LOL#imagining seb and cloras dynamic in genderbent is so cute tho like girl!seb would be the same but smaller and angry BAHHA#i feel like shed be even angrier bc unlike boy seb she wouldnt be able to use her height/build to her advantage#so she'd just have to pout and seethe and just worm her way between things LMAO so cute.....girl!seb marry me#and then boy!clora would have like flocks of girls fawning after him LMFAO and hed be such a chivalrous gentleman to them LMAO#girl!seb would be like UGH TELL THEMT O FUCK OFF#and clora would be like MY WORD!!! I COULD NEVER SPEAK THAT WAY TO A LADY 😱😱😱LMFAO#ask#choccyfanart
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I've already seen some people explain better why sally standing up to gabe doesn't negate her being a victim of abuse and I'm by no means an expert on abuse or abuse victims but I just felt the need to point out that what could've motivated sally to directly talk back to gabe like that was the fact that Percy was there.
Percy, the kid who she probably hadn't seen in a while because he was a boarding school. The kid who absolutely adores her and looks up to her, which would've motivated her to at least act (in her mind, we already know how strong she is) like the strong parental figure he needs in his life. The kid who has just been expelled and really needed her comfort, something that would've been significantly harder to give with Gabe in the same house. The kid who she's already decided at that point to send to Camp Halfblood for his own safety and wellbeing, and maybe she didn't want some of his last memories of her to be begging and pleading, instead turning it into a negotiation where she had just a little more power and be his cool strong mom (and isn't it bad enough that she had to negotiate just for gabe to not be mad for using a car that was mostly likely paid with her own god damn money?).
We don't know how Gabe and Sally act when Percy isn't home because we're seeing them from Percy's perspective. Hell, Percy only finds out that Gabe is physically abusive towards Sally near the end of the book, which means that Sally's been trying to shield him from that violence as much as possible. Maybe, if everything had gone to plan and Sally had successfully dropped off Percy at camp and returned home, maybe there would have been a worse fight with Gabe when she got back. Maybe she Is a cowering hapless victim when Percy's not there (which I don't necessarily believe but again, not an abuse expert).
But for just one night, Sally had her kid with her. A kid who needed love and reassurance and was in danger from forces he didn't even know about. A kid who she Needed to get out of the house to their cabin as soon as possible to protect him. A kid who she loved and adored, whose safety and wellbeing outweighed everything else, even her own safety. A kid that she would face down the god damn minotaur for.
So fuck man, is it really so hard to believe that she would risk one moment of defiance against her asshole husband for the son she loves?
#percy jackson#pjo spoilers#sally jackson#maige's posts#maige's ramblings#im not a huge fan of discourse but i needed to say this#bc fuck man. if i had a kid i would give the world to them if i could. and we already know that sally already sacrifices#everything for percy. she married gabe to protect him. she made herself a target for the minotaur to let him escape#there's a reason why even gods recognize her to be one of the best mortal women to have ever walked the planet
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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